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Anonymous No.40649614 >>40649622 >>40649633 >>40649635 >>40649641 >>40649692 >>40650096 >>40650161 >>40650167 >>40650214 >>40650233 >>40650256
The Church banned it because they don't want you to access your divine powers!!!!!!
Powers are hidden in absolutely every form of sexual depravity. I won't list them in order, as it's up to you to discover them:

even if it's taboo.

>pedophilia
>scatophilia
>zoophilia
>necrophilia
>mutilation
>cannibalism
>ritual murder

By practicing these methods, they allow one to acquire powers:
such as:
>teleportation
>telepathy
>invisibility
>invulnerability
>life force
>And, through mutilation, the ability to see into the future.
Anonymous No.40649622
>>40649614 (OP)
>eats skeleton
>starts teleporting everywhere
Woah
Anonymous No.40649633 >>40649660 >>40650289
>>40649614 (OP)
I think I have invisibility on at all times the way everyone goes out of their way to act like I don't exist
Anonymous No.40649635
>>40649614 (OP)
good sir, despite the incredible effort behind your incredible and original post, i do regret to be the one to inform you, that in fact, i do believe, you are in fact, wrong
Anonymous No.40649641 >>40649661
>>40649614 (OP)
Why isn't rape on the list
Anonymous No.40649660
>>40649633
kek and checked
Anonymous No.40649661 >>40649893
>>40649641
Pedophilia is already a subcategory of rape. Sleeping with bodies that aren't ready to endure any penetration, I don't think there's any consent there.
Anonymous No.40649692
>>40649614 (OP)
>bans evil
>keeps practicing evil
Anonymous No.40649893
>>40649661
What if one drew the line at children? Ordinary rape doesn't count?
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40649907
>do evil things for magic powers

... you're suckers.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40649911 >>40650218
do you know what this does
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40649931
1221
Anonymous No.40650096
>>40649614 (OP)
Child pregnancy or creating representation of such, causes distortions in reality like physical manifestation of thoughts and direct control over the greater collective psyche
Anonymous No.40650161
>>40649614 (OP)
Anonymous No.40650167 >>40650212
>>40649614 (OP)
>invulnerability
Are you invulnerable to my 9mm round about to go into your head?
Anonymous No.40650212
>>40650167
Well, I have the ability to teleport, be invisible, and see the FUTURE. So, your 9mm bullet won't do anything to me, yes, I'm invulnerable to it.
Anonymous No.40650214
>>40649614 (OP)
pipe down shlomo
Anonymous No.40650218
>>40649911
That we're gonna rig the elections with black money spendings towards blackmailing politicians into illegal venture spendings.
Anonymous No.40650233
>>40649614 (OP)
I wouldn't worry about the invisible cannibals running around. Good night.
Anonymous No.40650256
>>40649614 (OP)
I don't remember any pedos teleporting away when Chris Hansen showed up.
Anonymous No.40650289
>>40649633
>zoophile
gross