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Anonymous No.40655121 >>40655151 >>40655281 >>40655355 >>40655358 >>40656321 >>40664715 >>40666654 >>40668711 >>40675663 >>40682010 >>40690497 >>40701963 >>40715408 >>40719828 >>40722781
Where is the thread?
Where is it? Hm? Something to do with Sleepy Gary perhaps?
Anonymous No.40655151 >>40655346 >>40682695
>>40655121 (OP)
It was deleted. Weird!
Anonymous No.40655155
Is there rhyme or reason
To this sign of treason?
Anonymous No.40655159 >>40655696
Did I miss anything after this?
Anonymous No.40655177 >>40655199 >>40655406
Just this post. Totally innocent, maybe even a little too sweet.
Anonymous No.40655196 >>40665657
This is very weird. Why was it deleted? Why now? Why this thread,and not last thread, for example?
What is going on?
Anonymous No.40655199 >>40655220 >>40655406 >>40665676
>>40655177
I was on that thread when it was deleted, and believe me I had nothing to do with it's deletion. I hope there's a new roy thread soon it was wild that it was deleted
Anonymous No.40655220 >>40655257
>>40655199
Checked. I'm fairly confused right now. I'm going to sleep. Goodnight to those of you who aren't memory parasites.
Anonymous No.40655233
It doesn't even bump?!
Anonymous No.40655257
>>40655220
The arm has a diagonal scar on the wrist, by the way.
Anonymous No.40655281 >>40655293 >>40655320 >>40655652 >>40680680 >>40681098
>>40655121 (OP)
I don't know what happened but whatever retard has been making the OPs needed a reality check. We don't need the same essay long QRD that everybody's seen 100 times by now, and we don't need to be talking about mexicans or linking to sloptent documents. Mods probably got tired of seeing two full posts worth of retarded garbage getting bumped every 5 seconds. Aside from the guy finding the lost video, nothing of value has occurred recently and the discourse is becoming increasingly gullible and low IQ so maybe they're sick of that too.
Anonymous No.40655293
>>40655281
Not reasons to delete a thread.
Anonymous No.40655320 >>40655352 >>40692048
>>40655281
And very disrespectful of you to insult the bakers like that.
Anonymous No.40655346
>>40655151
spooky
Anonymous No.40655352 >>40692048
>>40655320
Learn how to do extremely basic things like:
>keep an OP to a single post
>link to the most current, relevant content
>link to the last thread
>link to the current thread from the last thread
>not repeatedly mention beaners
>not link to retarded disengenuous videos that provide no actual insight into the topic
And then I won't "disrespect" your shit attempting at baking
Anonymous No.40655355
>>40655121 (OP)
>Oh no our forced meme about some guy with a big dick
Anonymous No.40655358 >>40655362 >>40665676
>>40655121 (OP)
my theory is Roy was an old meme
a variant of you rustled my jimmys/you gon get raped
whenever these get posted the thread is taken down. evidence for this exists
Anonymous No.40655362 >>40657226
>>40655358
>first time the thread has ever been deleted
>nobody posted any of these non-existent memes or any evidence of them
wow great theory you've got there
Anonymous No.40655406 >>40655794
>>40655177
>>40655199
Maybe they don't want us to theorize an alien using Roy as a cover
Think Dan Moroboshi from Ultraseven, except this one is paranoid that normal people would relate odd behavior and mannerisms to aliens by default
Anonymous No.40655652
>>40655281
This was my attempt to fix that:
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40283245/
In case the problem is that the question was "is Roy Jay real?" and the answer is "yes, he's real", that's not paranormal, we need to reframe it and that's why I like the time travel narrative (on the deleted thread new content from 2005 was uncovered - content that wasn't there 2 days ago.)
Anonymous No.40655696
>>40655159
That reply to you was from me, so I don't think so
Anonymous No.40655709 >>40655818
Do the janitors not see these threads as /x/ related? If not, why allow every other one for 3 months straight?
Anonymous No.40655794 >>40656107 >>40656136 >>40656145
>>40655406
oh damn, that's a good point! It's even more eerie when you remember that it wasn't long after the topic of roy being an alien came up in that thread that the thread was deleted.
Anonymous No.40655818
>>40655709
Especially NG.
I get tired of hiding that shit over and over.
Anonymous No.40656107 >>40656133
>>40655794
some posted the real one
Anonymous No.40656133 >>40659227
>>40656107
What was he doing spooking himself off in the desert like that?
Anonymous No.40656136
>>40655794
Maybe someone accidentally caught his true form during the filming of a commercial, and he had to flee as a result, to a place where he'd be better accepted and assimilated
Anonymous No.40656145 >>40656157 >>40665676
>>40655794
That was me, I pointed out that Roy sounds like Robin Williams sometimes, and then someone posted Robin's alien character Mork wearing the same exact red PJs Roy wore.... Then the thread got immediately nuked
Anonymous No.40656157
>>40656145
That pic was from an episode of Mork and Mindy
A show starring Robin Williams about a human woman who becomes roommates with a humanoid alien
Anonymous No.40656201 >>40656220
couldn't anyone easily prove or disprove this by booting up a local AI that was trained on data before the Roy meme then ask it for information about him
Anonymous No.40656220 >>40656276
>>40656201
It was done, the AI didn't know what was being talked about.
The next day, it knew and was even mentioning the 4chan Roy Jay threads.
Anonymous No.40656276 >>40656320 >>40656334
>>40656220
respectfully sir that's fake and gay unless you post proof. older LOCAL models trained on data before the Roy meme are not connected to the internet and thus cannot and will not by definition reference modern 4chan threads unless they are hallucinating. if said local model is trained on a large enough dataset then it could potentially have information on Roy that came before the meme.
Anonymous No.40656320 >>40656431
>>40656276
somebody used a google gemini from 2023 I believe and a deepseek from 2021? I could be mistaking the dates, but there were also a few others hat had information cutoffs before 2025 and not one of them knew who roy jay was. Look at older thread archives and you'll see people posting screenshots and talking about it.
Anonymous No.40656321
>>40655121 (OP)
RJWND
ROY JAY WILL NEVER DIE
RJWND
Anonymous No.40656332 >>40686484
ROY
JAY
WILL
NEVER
DIE
Anonymous No.40656334 >>40656431
>>40656276
>older LOCAL models trained on data before the Roy meme
The Roy meme started back in 1996 in some message groups and that predates all LOCAL models.
Anonymous No.40656360 >>40656418
lol...
Anonymous No.40656418 >>40656432
>>40656360
yup, that's a story that will remain forever connected to him. in the end, alcohol got the better of him. roy jay even had to sell his guitar before his death. a guitar he wrote many songs on, as he told the buyer. r.i.p. roy jay, slither & spook!
Anonymous No.40656431 >>40656476
>>40656320
>local models don't know
>>40656334
>local models do know

lol. these threads would carry more weight if the specific (good quality) models with a high likelihood of knowing about Roy Jay were listed and could be verified with testing by individual anons, and while I hate to move the goalposts (and admit my ignorance to the details of this matter) its possible Roy was too obscure even for those models to know. also, because of the way AI prompts (and AI hallucinations) work a few screenshots aren't exactly proof without the ability to verify. desu I don't want to go digging for proof as my shitpost alarm won't stop ringing while I'm in this thread and it's annoying.
Anonymous No.40656432 >>40656545
>>40656418
These aren't as fun when Roy's demons are omitted.
Anonymous No.40656476 >>40656547
>>40656431
>I don't want to go digging
What do you mean by digging? Searching for the threads? Here they are:
https://pastebin.com/dScaXRjF
If it's about not wanting to read them, then there's no excuse.
Anonymous No.40656545
>>40656432
It's usually AI or other bodies that believe sanitizing of his story is required
I'm not sure of what they think everyone might find out
Anonymous No.40656547
>>40656476
>just read through 34 threads about a shitpost
while I "appreciate" the pastebin, no
if you guys are gonna keep spamming these threads the least you could do is post the supposed proof in the threads themselves for anons to verify
Anonymous No.40657226
>>40655362
that proves the theory
Anonymous No.40657264 >>40657723 >>40659543
help the jannies are deleting my retarded cultspam and I am obsessed with it because I weas told to be obsessed with it and I am a hylic so if I see a trend I have to become obsessed with it until I grind every last drop of dopamine out of it I am obsessed with it I want to sit in a community all day being obsessed with it with other obsessed with its
Anonymous No.40657675
So there's no real explanation, just bootlickers justifying jannies.
Okay.
Anonymous No.40657700
This proves without a shadow of a doubt there's fuckery going on.
Anonymous No.40657723
Justifyint the deletion because you have some mild criticismo of the baking? Are you serious? Asking for the "ai models don't show Roy Jay if they aren't updated" thing but then refusing to go through the threads like it's beneath you?
>>40657264
What even is this?
Anonymous No.40657731 >>40658637
Someone will appear and tell me this is a normal hand.
Anonymous No.40657777 >>40657814 >>40664739 >>40666602
>Conspiracy theories are welcome
I don't want to hear shit about Roy Jay being paranormal or not. According to the rules, that is indifferent.
I have reached three conclussions:
1 - Weird...
2 - Unrelaxed!
3 - You'll all be doing it tomorrow.
Anonymous No.40657804 >>40658637
In the deleted thread some anon emailed an Alicante newspaper and the crematorium, and there is no record of his funeral, no obituary, nothing.
Anonymous No.40657814 >>40657836 >>40701518
>>40657777
why are you talking like this how fucking severe is your lack of identity that you have to co-opt stupid shit like roy jay in the way you communicate with other people. take some meds jfc
Anonymous No.40657836
>>40657814
Just check 'em and stfu.
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40657882
Roy Jay is a clucking digger. Not AI or real. Remember that anons.
Anonymous No.40657951 >>40658343
This feel conclusive to me, just not in the way CIA spooks would like it to be.
Anonymous No.40658343
>>40657951
What feels conclusive, anon?
Anonymous No.40658637 >>40659045
>>40657804
>>40657731
There was a post in an early thread where someone claimed Roy could reproduce without women
None of the posts from his supposed kin mention mothers at all
Anonymous No.40659045 >>40659202
>>40658637
Katrin Jorgensen is his alleged daughter. She refers to her estranged half brother having a mother.
Anonymous No.40659060 >>40659213 >>40659687
Does it seem odd to anyone that a man would die alone when so many people alive today claim to have met him, known him personally or been close with him?
Anonymous No.40659202
>>40659045
But not herself
It would be nice if they went into more detail about his career and his life
Anonymous No.40659213
>>40659060
no these threads prove what dumb, empty, programmable fucking idiots the typical person is. a comedian gets deeper insight into this than almost anyone else. literally A/B testing jokes like making rats in cages pull levers for heroin. combine the loneliness with alcohol and RIP
Anonymous No.40659227
>>40656133
He was supposed to prank this couple into a millennia lasting quest filled with endless pain and tragedy - for a reward of another chance to rinse and repeat it all, but ended up slithering in another direction. Weird...
Anonymous No.40659543
>>40657264
mad about Roy Jay, are you mate?
Anonymous No.40659687 >>40659877
>>40659060
Because the original meme wasn't about a time traveling rogue AI demon, it was about posting a claim that you knew him personally, and make a story up.
I guess the best was the one with someone claiming the 2015 wheelchair narrative, as it was a claim believed by the media.
Anonymous No.40659877 >>40662316
>>40659687
The first thread wasn't on Facebook
Anonymous No.40661047 >>40670442 >>40711597
New video is on YouTube now
>This channel is inactive now
Anonymous No.40661644
His face, especially in OP pic reminds me of a lizard
Not like the scary ones in pop media but like a real lizard, aloof, pic related
Anonymous No.40662316 >>40662520
>>40659877
The original meme, decades before this was brought to 4chan.
Anonymous No.40662520 >>40662538
>>40662316
the original meme was "we said spook and slither in the school yard"
which morphed into "i met him and he was the funniest man in the world but he had his demons"
which morphed into dumb shit about his ghost and giant cock and deep frying shoes and the golf course rumours
which killed the meme because it was stupid
then it died down
then someone resurrected it on 4chan for a laugh and it took them several attempts and you idiots fell for it
Anonymous No.40662538
>>40662520
Because the meme became that we couldn't find new stuff until we could see it, as if a time traveler was editing the past to leave easter eggs to be found.
You know it's real when you find an egg, when you post something nobody else has posted before.
And then it appears we're done, we've found everything, that's it.
But someone finds something new, something that was always there, that nobody found before.
That's the interesting part of all this, no other phenomenon does that, for the others you can find everything already, for Roy it's as if hidden until it's revealed the day it's posted in the thread, and it appears with a very old date.
Anonymous No.40664575 >>40664722 >>40666217 >>40682603
>be me last night
>texting girl I matched with on dating app
>she says she's weird
>I say I'm weird
>whosweirder.wma
>I've got this in the bag
>ask her what the background on her phone
>she sends me hers, I send her mine
>"nothing wrong with liking comedy, anon"
>ask her if she knows what mine is
>"That British comedian dude, can't remember his name at the moment"

Pic related. For additional context, we're both American millennials. So unless she lurks here or has seen the videos on YouTube, how the fuck would she know about Roy?
Anonymous No.40664715 >>40664837 >>40665023
>>40655121 (OP)
I thought that was Gary Numan for a minute
Anonymous No.40664722
>>40664575
What the Fuck?
Anonymous No.40664739
>>40657777
vhecked
Anonymous No.40664837
>>40664715
No, but likely on the same wavelength
Anonymous No.40665023
>>40664715
Sleepy Gary Numan? Hmm! Just need to slip some Roy Jay in their somehow and you're golden.
Anonymous No.40665279 >>40665302 >>40665405
New theory: The other thread was not deleted by janitors, it was deleted by the anon that created it (yes, you can delete your own threads.)
And then he quit, and that's why the activity has suffered a heavy drop, he was actually providing 70%-80% of the threads' activity.
Anonymous No.40665302
>>40665279
I belief this, there is clearly a single, really insane guy spamming the roy shit constantly, equally another anon claimed he delivered most of the sources in the thread and i belief him too. First the sources anon left, then the thread turned to shit and now the tranny anon finally left so no more threads.
Anonymous No.40665405 >>40665561 >>40666554
>>40665279
Nope, I’m the baker of the last ~5 threads. I got banned for being racist in another thread and the tranny jannies deleted all my posts. I shouldn’t have done that but oh well. Took me a million years to finally get phone posting to work in order to send this.
Anonymous No.40665561 >>40665665
>>40665405
>brownoid
>liar
>iphone poster
kill it with fire
Anonymous No.40665657
>>40655196
Tb.h if I got a note like that I would have to dig for answers even more. I would do all sorts of things to learn or join desu
Anonymous No.40665665 >>40665749
>>40665561
I’m white and just told the truth with proof lol cope more faggot gaslighting glownigger
Anonymous No.40665676 >>40666677
>>40655199
>>40655358
>>40656145
Bros I missed the Roy lore. What is it. Who is he? Is this related to the figure Roy G. Biv at all?
Anonymous No.40665749 >>40665782
>>40665665
>spicoid
>white
try again
Anonymous No.40665782 >>40665893 >>40727459
>>40665749
100% European American, when I said cope more you didn’t have to take that literally kek. Teenage girls gaslight better than you. Sad!
Anonymous No.40665815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2xvePQ3ejo
Anonymous No.40665893
>>40665782
teenage girls use iphones
Anonymous No.40666217 >>40666399
>>40664575
ok what the fuck, so two millenials (people in their 40s who wouldn't remember roy jay anyway) match on a dating app where the chick just so happens to know Roy Jay during this 4chan thread happening? Yeah that is genuinely weird. Hope you're not making this shit up.
Anonymous No.40666399 >>40666448 >>40666543
>>40666217
I wish there was a way I could prove it. I was born in 86 so after his career had peaked, aside from the fact that I'm an American. Not sure where she was born (likely the US as well) but she's a couple years older than me. So she would have been born around the time of some of his television appearances.

No good reason she would know of him unless she lurks here too or she saw one of the YouTube videos recapping everything. In that case, I think she would have had more to say than "nothing wrong with liking comedy" or "oh, he's that one British comedian".

Her memory of Roy is consistent with the theory of the past being changed retroactively.
Migga Biscuit !!zell5Pyomx/ No.40666448 >>40682621
>>40666399
>Her memory of Roy is consistent with the theory of the past being changed retroactively


So you asked her more about him? Or was that it?
Anonymous No.40666543
>>40666399
She had no idea who that guy was, used reverse image search to get the image data, got Roy Jay the comedian.
Didn't want to look suspicious so she said "I don't remember his name."
Anonymous No.40666554 >>40666629
>>40665405
Can you confirm or deny that you post so much on these threads that after your ban activity sank?
Anonymous No.40666602
>>40657777
>>40641906
>I hope next thread someone will get quads.
This guy wanted so badly someone to get quads in the deleted thread that it couldn't happen, but two threads later, here we are!
Anonymous No.40666629 >>40666650 >>40666663
>>40666554
No I really don’t think so, I’d post somewhere between 10-30 posts in the last few threads where I was the most active not counting the most recent deleted thread. I’ve been in these threads since 4chan went back online in April. The first thread I made was the one on June 18th since we needed a baker and I carried the torch since then. I believe Roy jay is not real.
Anonymous No.40666650
>>40666629
>I believe Roy jay is not real.
You are a gentleman and a scholar.
Anonymous No.40666654 >>40666659
>>40655121 (OP)
I ended it.
I told the cunt he was being annoying, its clearly AI and the dogshit looks trash, "OH ITS A DEMON RETOACTI... give me a fucking break. Gloves on trying and hide the shitty AI slop fingers, and bad shops of him with people. He was just sniffing his own farts spamming a threat about dogshit, when there is a billion better examples of Ai that looks good or is at least harder to tell like Egon Chalokian.
Anonymous No.40666659
>>40666654
Nice larp.
Anonymous No.40666662
Check em
Anonymous No.40666663
>>40666629
Thanks, so people do really need the branding, perhaps they don't even know this is officially a /royjay/ thread.
Also, I just shifted whoever gets post 40666666 in the future by one.
Anonymous No.40666677
>>40665676
Maybe look into connections with the band Death Grips
It's possible they're using him as the basis of a concept album
Anonymous No.40666701
https://youtu.be/US-hhrblu1A?si=ZQocUJkYBYn16oM6
Anonymous No.40666738 >>40667168
There once was a man named Roy Jay
Who came into being one day
An AI was feared
Because he was weird
And /x/ turned unspeakably gay
Anonymous No.40667168
>>40666738
Solid Limeroyck
Anonymous No.40668371 >>40668383
No /royjay/ general
It's royover
Anonymous No.40668383
>>40668371
We need to give it time so the mexicans and youtubers can lose interest.
Anonymous No.40668394 >>40668480 >>40668496 >>40669984
None of this is funny
Anonymous No.40668480 >>40672776
>>40668394
Woooow... heeey... weeeeird, unrelaxed, wooooow... met this weird anon on 4chan... he was weird, had a tiny penis. I said hey anon, why do you have a penis that's smaller than most other men? He also had a dragon dildo in his ass. I said hey anon, why do you have a small penile gland and a dragon dildo in your ass? He also had a cock in his mouth. Unrelaxed! I said hey anon, why do you have a penis that's on the smaller side, a dragon dildo in your rectum, and a dick in your mouth? He looked at his chrome browser and said, "Is it time to post in the nobody general already?". Wow, weird! Unrelaxed! He was weird, woooow... he crossed a rhode island red with a transexual that deals tarot cards, now he has a chicken that tells him he's going to have sex one day. Exceedingly wrong.
Anonymous No.40668496
>>40668394
unamused by roy jay, are you mate?
Anonymous No.40668711
>>40655121 (OP)
We all must realize that "he" is sending us a wink, letting us know that he knows that we know. We know that reality is fake and gay. It can also be manipulated in ways that we do not understand. Have you ever played the "Labyrinth" board game? The maze changes, and the player has no control over that. We just have to learn how to enjoy the ride. Relaxxed.
Anonymous No.40669984
>>40668394
Its honestly not meant to be anon
Anonymous No.40670442
>>40661047
Weird. The band at the end. There's something uncanny about how the audio is uninterrupted while Roy switched locations for them to come on stage.
Anonymous No.40672601
You'll all be doing it tomorrow.
Anonymous No.40672776
>>40668480
lol
Anonymous No.40673375
The Roy jay vinyl gets me in my feels bros. It feels like it was made for exactly what I’ve been through.

I used to love her but it’s all over now
Anonymous No.40673980 >>40675667
gem from one of the first roy jay threads
Anonymous No.40675663
>>40655121 (OP)
Spook spook slither hither
Anonymous No.40675667
>>40673980
Why did he keep calling him Roy Joy?
Anonymous No.40675992 >>40676225 >>40676629 >>40677966
are MJ and RJ related?
Anonymous No.40676225 >>40676553
>>40675992
>WandaVision connections
Wanda herself is known as the "Scarlet Witch" much like how Roy means Red. Also the plot of that show [spoiler] is that Wanda creates a massive false town to live in her own delusions with Vision, so basically a large scale false reality, like Roy Jay's strange existence. Her world is also emitting waves that can be translated into visuals and watched as a TV show (what the audience sees). Perhaps Roy is doing something similar...?
Anonymous No.40676553
>>40676225
In the comics she was also responsible for resetting reality with "M-day", an event which killed a majority of the mutant population and only left a select few with usable powers, leads to the creation of the "House Of M" timeline
Anonymous No.40676629
>>40675992
I don't know if this even makes sense, but let me say that MJ video is eerie. Because he isn't really shopping, it's more like a volitional Truman Show in which he pretends to shop.
Does that superhero have to do with alternate realities or things like that?
Anonymous No.40677051 >>40677511 >>40677839 >>40678873
Is this shit still going. It's dead, move on
Anonymous No.40677511 >>40677524
>>40677051
We'll all be doing it tomorrow
Anonymous No.40677524 >>40677537
>>40677511
Today is yesterday's tomorrow. I'm doing it today. And I'll be doing it again tomorrow.
Anonymous No.40677537
>>40677524
Glad to see you're relaxed
Anonymous No.40677839
>>40677051
unrelaxed
Anonymous No.40677966
>>40675992
>Roy William Thomas Jr.
Wanda's kids were also named Tommy and Billy
Anonymous No.40678873 >>40678890
>>40677051
OP is a fag and didn't put Roy Jay in the thread subject.
Anonymous No.40678890 >>40678903
>>40678873
Are you lost?
Anonymous No.40678903
>>40678890
Are YOU? You're making me unrelaxed you weirdo.
Anonymous No.40679611 >>40680570
biccies?!
Anonymous No.40680556
It's interesting there's all these Roy Jay albums being sold online but if you type "Roy Jay" into google and switch it to "shopping" nothing for him comes up at all. Strange
Anonymous No.40680570
>>40679611
DUNKIES?!
Anonymous No.40680680
>>40655281
Unrelaxed.
Anonymous No.40681098
>>40655281
unrelaxed
Anonymous No.40682010 >>40682211
>>40655121 (OP)
Vehicle is one of those songs I remember hearing a bunch of times growing up but I never knew who did it. Thanks to this silly conspiracy I was able to buy it on vinyl.
Anonymous No.40682211
>>40682010
Photo with timestamp or It most definitely didn't happen.
Anonymous No.40682603
>>40664575
She looked it up b4 responding retard
Anonymous No.40682621
>>40666448
He’s trynna get laid not spook her away
Anonymous No.40682695 >>40682712
>>40655151
The Nobody finally put his fucking foot down
This is my board. Not some gay fucking clowns.
Anonymous No.40682712 >>40682843
>>40682695
Can you explain to me in a paragraph who the Nobody is? Thank you in avance.
Anonymous No.40682843 >>40682865
>>40682712
An aspect of the Billy entity
Anonymous No.40682865 >>40682896 >>40685695
>>40682843
Who is the Billy entity?
Anonymous No.40682896 >>40683102
>>40682865
Connected to the idea of Roy being used as a vehicle for a greater power or to communicate a deeper meaning
Throughout media and life there are various individuals and characters that, intertextually, represent different aspects of a greater, whole. abstract being on some other wavelength of reality
Anonymous No.40683102 >>40683617
>>40682896
Name all of them.
Anonymous No.40683617 >>40683692 >>40683719 >>40685613
>>40683102
Billy, Roy, Wendy, Vicky
You're hoping these relate to actual people you can harass IRL
Anonymous No.40683678
are we roydeeming today weirdos?
Anonymous No.40683692 >>40683708
>>40683617
Brother Spike
Anonymous No.40683708
>>40683692
He's a real thorn in my side
Anonymous No.40683719 >>40683741
>>40683617
Who is Wendy? Who is Billy?
Anonymous No.40683741 >>40683749 >>40683806
>>40683719
They're not for you to bug
They're not your Facebook friends
Anonymous No.40683749 >>40683764
>>40683741
They're not real. You're not real.
Anonymous No.40683764 >>40683806
>>40683749
You didn't invent Roy
You made him your messenger
Anonymous No.40683806 >>40683851
>>40683741
>>40683764
You are spooking me anon
Anonymous No.40683851 >>40683866
>>40683806
Stop editing his eyes bigger
You're doing that to make him look less human
Anonymous No.40683866 >>40683888
>>40683851
I have done no such thing
Anonymous No.40683888 >>40683892
>>40683866
Prove it
Anonymous No.40683892
>>40683888
Prove that I did
Anonymous No.40685145
you'll all be doing it tomorrow
Anonymous No.40685613 >>40685638 >>40685818
>>40683617
Forgot about B.O.B.
Anonymous No.40685638 >>40685669 >>40685818
>>40685613
Forgot about Judy too!
Anonymous No.40685669 >>40685818
https://youtu.be/KRXty8lDUW0

>>40685638
https://youtu.be/ynmHLMIOXIg
And Tom.
https://youtu.be/PiNdcBg3xC8
And Platinum Jesus.
https://youtu.be/WxhTbxMSvT0
Anonymous No.40685695 >>40685818
https://youtu.be/WxhTbxMSvT0
>>40682865
https://youtu.be/n8geYMCdDQ4

https://youtu.be/E_ciQGxoClA
Anonymous No.40685818 >>40685969
>>40685613
>>40685638
>>40685669
>>40685695
Judy and B.O.B are from Twin Peaks.
The video you associated with "Tom" is just "Tomorrow comes today" from Gorillaz. Good song, nothing to do with "Tom" or with Roy.
You are the first person to write "Platinum Jesús" on this thread, I'm pretty sure.
Spook! Slither!
What does any of this have to do with Roy? You think a ska song suddenly adds "Bill" into the lore?
Anonymous No.40685969 >>40685984
>>40685818
>You think a ska song suddenly adds "Bill" into the lore?
The "Bill" is from "Bill and Ben the flower pot men" which is one of Roy's joke in the Main Attraction video. This kind of low IQ shit is why the meme died.
Anonymous No.40685984 >>40686282
>>40685969
You could have explained that.
What about the others?
Anonymous No.40686041 >>40686248
I want to buy a roy jay vinyl so bad
Anonymous No.40686248 >>40686944
>>40686041
I'd be willing to sell you one, but it wouldn't be cheap. Looks like there isn't a single copy available anymore on ebay/discogs. I have both the full album and the 7'' promo vinyl.
Anonymous No.40686282 >>40687254
>>40685984
>You could have explained that.
I literally just explained it you fucking retard. I'm not anybody you were responding to by the way.
>What about the others?
There are no "others", there's you/some other schizo/some guy taking the piss who randomly started talking about le bob entity and billy shears one day and none of it has one single fucking thing to do with Roy Jay. You're an unironic sub-50 IQ human potato.
Anonymous No.40686484
>>40656332
they wont take our memories
Anonymous No.40686944 >>40691849
>>40686248
Im broke but I appreciate it. Maybe sometime soon if the offer still stands. How much would you want for it?
Anonymous No.40687254
>>40686282
Why act like you created him? You just exploit him for your own media projects
Anonymous No.40687957 >>40688640
This thread is ironically unrelaxed.
Anonymous No.40688640
>>40687957
Roycalm before the Roystorm
Anonymous No.40690172 >>40690391
are we roydeeming today weirdos?
Anonymous No.40690391
>>40690172
One must slither until it is done
Anonymous No.40690497 >>40690757
>>40655121 (OP)
I'm begging you Cheap Show idiots to let this die.
Anonymous No.40690757 >>40691419 >>40695426
>>40690497
We have passed the event horoyzon. There is no going back. His existence has been stabilized throughout the fabric of reality. We will never return to the world before Roy Jay existed.
Anonymous No.40691365 >>40691417
Do we think that last week's findings might be the last new Roysidue?
Anonymous No.40691417
>>40691365
We always think that, usually there's nothing for days until we're hit with something big.
Something big you can't find right now, you will until it's meant to be found.
Anonymous No.40691419
>>40690757
unrelaxed
Anonymous No.40691849
>>40686944
>How much would you want for it?
599 US dollars.
Anonymous No.40692048 >>40692249 >>40693269
>>40655352
>>40655320
>baking
Anonymous No.40692249
>>40692048
hello newfaggot
Anonymous No.40693269 >>40693607
>>40692048
Baking means the creation of the next general, and choosing the contents of the main post and the cover.
Anonymous No.40693607
>>40693269
exceedingly good!
Anonymous No.40694816 >>40695063
Hey weirdos!
Anonymous No.40695063
>>40694816
I can't stand weird people.
Anonymous No.40695426
>>40690757
You'll all be doing it tomorrow.
Anonymous No.40695570 >>40696664
It's using Reece Dinsdale's face.
Anonymous No.40696664 >>40696977
>>40695570
its dustin gee
the new pictures make it more obvious
Anonymous No.40696977 >>40696988
>>40696664
Why is the band Death Grips creating this Roy character for their concept album?
Anonymous No.40696988 >>40697048
>>40696977
Do you have any evidence to support that claim?
How would they retroactively seed information across the entire internet?
Are google insiders working with death grips to accomplish this?
Anonymous No.40697048 >>40697561 >>40697894
>>40696988
Possibly
They've done sus stuff to build up album releases before, especially with No Love Deep Web and Steroids
Their members are active occult practitioners, they often fake breakups as part of these builds.
Those who tune in to their energies should know of the album possibly being titled "Nightstalker"
Anonymous No.40697561 >>40697588
>>40697048
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Masked_Marauders
intriguing
Anonymous No.40697588
>>40697561
The difference here is assumed that DG intend on releasing the album and not simply concocting an ARG with no real outcome
Anonymous No.40697636 >>40697879 >>40698472 >>40722217
You'll all be doing it tomorrow!
Anonymous No.40697879 >>40697942
>>40697636
weird...
Anonymous No.40697894 >>40697908
>>40697048
Remember in the early threads when some faggot was going on about some person named death grips running a discord server?

I dont buy it but I guess its not exactly out of the question.
Anonymous No.40697908 >>40697924
>>40697894
They've created sock puppet accounts before for following Ariana Grande
There's nothing stopping them from making a sock account on Discord with a false identity to avoid any connection to them
Anonymous No.40697924 >>40697943
>>40697908
Creating sock puppet accounts is a lot different than creating google listings going back decades, a facebook group of fans and even his alleged children, altering metadata across the internet as well as physical objects like vinyls and newspaper clippings. Sure, all that COULD be faked but that is insane levels of fed activity. Death grips couldnt do that alone. They would need high level techbro assistance. Also there is no evidence there was ever a discord group behind Roy Jay. That was just something an anon was claiming with no evidence. Kind of like this claim that its an ARG for a new death grips album.
Anonymous No.40697942
>>40697879
i can't stand weird people
Anonymous No.40697943 >>40697956
>>40697924
Their industry connections are vast and bizarre, if they had people at Google helping them, they could use Gemini and Veo to generate the content, with spoofed info to convince the host site that it's old and was always there
Anonymous No.40697956 >>40698039 >>40698047
>>40697943
>had people at Google helping them, they could use Gemini and Veo to generate the content, with spoofed info
Thats the only way it makes sense and that would be a lot of effort and resources for what is effectively a marketing campaign.

I choose to believe Roy Jay is a persona for a rogue AI controlled by a non physical entity until proven otherwise.
Anonymous No.40698039 >>40698089
>>40697956
They've never done conventional marketing for their past albums. While a great effort it would fit with their modus operandi
Anonymous No.40698047 >>40698089
>>40697956
Spook is also very similar sounding to spoof
Anonymous No.40698089 >>40701123 >>40701350
>>40698039
>>40698047
Also it would be a weird PR move for Google to use such advanced methods to help out an underground band for their marketing campaign. I know death grips is popular but theyre not exactly mainstream. Like what would Google get out of it? Do death grips really have enough money and leverage over their connections to coordinate all of this? Its just hearsay without any evidence. I guess we'll see if and when the next death grips album releases.
>Spook is also very similar sounding to spoof
Spook is also another term for fed agent
Anonymous No.40698472 >>40698801
>>40697636
Source on this????
Anonymous No.40698801 >>40700041
>>40698472
YOUR MUMS ARSE
Anonymous No.40700041
>>40698801
Thnx m8
Anonymous No.40701123
>>40698089
They've done some odd things with the music industry before, like participating in the harassment and doxxing of MIA, which then fed into the concept behind her Maya album, which openly called them out for censoring human rights abuses in Sri Lanka via their algorithm
Anonymous No.40701350 >>40701400
>>40698089
why would google care about roy jay though
Anonymous No.40701400 >>40701459
>>40701350
It's odd to say an obscure British comedian would be of more importance than a band that's now well-known with a very distinctive and recognizable style
Anonymous No.40701459 >>40701948
>>40701400
im not saying that
Anonymous No.40701518
>>40657814
Because that's exactly what they're doing.
Anonymous No.40701948
>>40701459
It would be weirder if Roy mattered more to them than anything else
Anonymous No.40701963
>>40655121 (OP)
too many weirdos here, can't stand them.
Anonymous No.40702094 >>40702116
He looks so much like Bill Murray, no one has anything to say about it?
Anonymous No.40702116
>>40702094
>What does it mean if I look exactly like [Roy Jay]?
Someone posted this in the 1st thread and it was wiped from existence..

https://youtu.be/aukTjFrF7MI

https://youtu.be/0M8zNwh5AgA
Anonymous No.40703421 >>40703532 >>40703598 >>40704759 >>40708141
Youre going to want to read this, weirdos
Anonymous No.40703532
>>40703421
Roy is the avatar for a company's or agency's backend?
Anonymous No.40703598
>>40703421
Mine think they want me to become a fitness podcaster and rural farmer, neither of which are fulfilling life paths for me
Anonymous No.40704120 >>40704466 >>40708508
It's like a hydra, you delete one roy jay thread, two come up.
Anonymous No.40704466 >>40704620
>>40704120
Note the bot reposting of that news article to direct attention at the mainstream media
There's no source provided
it was reposted after questioning Roy's role in the supposed server farm
Anonymous No.40704620 >>40704965
>>40704466
Nah that was me im not a bot, I just reposted my writing cause I didnt see the other thread and I thought it was funny. That image is from an instagram post.
>https://www.instagram.com/p/DLa2Zncy_E0/
Anonymous No.40704668
I had a literal nightmare about Roy. I guess that solar plexus clown glider thing is real lol
Anonymous No.40704759
>>40703421
Anonymous No.40704965
>>40704620
I know, but it's still odd that post was the first mention of Roy being directly connected to data collection
Anonymous No.40706584 >>40707223 >>40707341 >>40709254
Why can't Grok3 give a genuine account of the 4th of April thread? It can't even cite, instead it hallucinates posts.
Is this normal?
Also why snapshots from Roy videos in the Wayback Machine have comments that seem from another video altogether? Pic rel
Anonymous No.40707223
>>40706584
>comments that seem from another video altogether?
The actual Roy video's comments aren't much better, they talk about Roy himself but never the content in the videos themselves. But that pic is just straight up weird.
Anonymous No.40707341
>>40706584
I'm so glad people are still looking into this and talking about this. So many gaslighters acting like roy jay obviously existed and that the threads are all gonna disappear when the topic is "dead" etc but these threads keep coming. Hmm, almost like there's something here that keeps people posting.

And because of awesome sleuts like yourself, we have even more reason to keep going. This is a serious mystery that deserves attention.
Anonymous No.40707477
Anyone else started doing it a day after?
Anonymous No.40707842 >>40707863
Can't stand weird people...
Anonymous No.40707863 >>40708003
>>40707842
SOURCE.
Anonymous No.40708003 >>40708498
>>40707863
Probably from the discord or that one YouTube guy who's constantly imitating Roy
Anonymous No.40708079 >>40708086 >>40708213 >>40708252 >>40709512
This snapshot from the Schweppes ad video ( Nina Perez channel) shows comments now deleted, picrel.
Anonymous No.40708086 >>40708162
>>40708079
Top one claims he was their brother-in-law but there's no evidence of it
Anonymous No.40708141
>>40703421
Can you post a link to the thread? What board is that, int?
Anonymous No.40708162 >>40708174
>>40708086
That one is weird, but I'm more interested in the cyssenneh comment below.
Anonymous No.40708174
>>40708162
Some of them remind me of prison code letters that would be disguised as everyday banal conversations
Anonymous No.40708213
>>40708079
>I'm gonna watch this EVERY DAY!
real human post
Anonymous No.40708252
>>40708079
>convict pyjamas
wtf
Anonymous No.40708498
>>40708003
>that one YouTube guy who's constantly imitating Roy
Who's that?
Anonymous No.40708508
>>40704120
I'm also quite confused because I thought one of these threads had already been archived...
Anonymous No.40708796
Look at this: there are a lot of snapshots for the monkhouse appearance on the dunebasher channel at this particular time. None of them work, I think I tried them all. Picrel.
Anonymous No.40708854 >>40708864 >>40709254 >>40709646 >>40711663
And in this snapshot from 2020 the comments are clearly from another completely unrelated video!
Anonymous No.40708864 >>40709512
>>40708854
That's clear indication of content overwriting
Anonymous No.40709254 >>40709341
>>40706584
>>40708854
Can YouTube recycle the url of deleted videos? If not this is genuinely weird
Anonymous No.40709341 >>40709441
>>40709254
I have no idea.
Weird indeed...
Anonymous No.40709441 >>40709512
>>40709341
There's an AI or user with deep access overwriting the video content of the URLs, however they lack the ability to edit or overwrite comments, and can only delete them
Anonymous No.40709512 >>40709565
>>40708864
>>40709441
Overwriting... Interesting idea.
But in that case why couldn't it overwrite this comments also? There are snapshots with comments about Roy, like >>40708079
There are no results on the WM for the YouTube link that doesn't work on the 4th of April thread, btw.
Anonymous No.40709565 >>40709589
>>40709512
Comments would require direct spoofing of user data and personal registration info
Anonymous No.40709589
>>40709565
Spoofy!
On another note, on another snapshot of the same dunebasher video I try to go to the comments, but instead it keeps recommending me an Ace Ventura cartoon over and over lmao picrel
Anonymous No.40709646
And also this: in this other snapshot from 2022 >>40708854 which here I mislabelled, the comments seem infinite until you realize they are actually looping, see picrel
Anonymous No.40709795
Furthermore, the barrykap video (probable Starburst appearance) has only three snapshots, all from December the 13th, 2021 (?). They are identical, and none of them show comments, it just keeps you waiting for something to load after some videos on german. picrel
Anonymous No.40710436 >>40710540 >>40711049
Snapshot for the lee g crime little and large show. It can't load the video, but it does show that the channel was indeed called Fanedit. Picrel.
Anonymous No.40710540
>>40710436
Interdasting
Anonymous No.40711049 >>40711241
>>40710436
I'm not sure if you're just one guy posting these, but as I said before, EPIC level sleuthing my friend. There seems to be mounting evidence that there was fuckery afoot.

Thing is, what I'd like to know is, if there was indeed fuckery happening (which really seems to be the case) then that means the likelyhood of roy jay veing real goes down even lower. Because let's say for the sake of argument that roy jay was real, why would a hacker group or intelligence agency take their time to backdate a lot of comments and basically fabricate a "history" of sorts for roy jay if he was real? Why would the comments all be obviously ai generated, and why would there be bots on youtube gaslighting ppl into thinking he's real if he already was?

If we assume he's still real DESPITE the fuckery it actually takes way more mental gymnastics to think that. I think it's far more likely this whole thing is part of some psyop, and that roy jay isnt real, or who knows maybe he's a demon LOL but still, it's weird.

I'd like to know what you guys think. I hope I'm making sense here.
Anonymous No.40711241 >>40711495
>>40711049
Thank you! I personally think he's an AI fabrication, and every little weird thing pushes me more towards that idea. But I don't know, I'm open to alternatives.
Anonymous No.40711495
>>40711241
I wonder if him being connected to some huge server farm or being the avatar of an AI is closest to truth
Anonymous No.40711597
>>40661047
I uploaded that, it's a repost from an episode found in a previous thread
Anonymous No.40711663
>>40708854
This is just a glitch with how Archive.org archives comment sections on specific videos, i've seen it happen a lot
Anonymous No.40712170 >>40712222
Considering circuit boards work identical to sigils, demons move through electricity, and AI is occasionally just demons using an interface/control panel... I'm thinking Roy being a demonic spirit is actually very likely...
Anonymous No.40712222 >>40712248
>>40712170
Maybe it wants a way to use the server for manifesting itself, but cannot without access to data from other server farms
Anonymous No.40712248 >>40712284
>>40712222
Checked
When the humanoid robot army beings to walk the earth, Roy Jay will overwrite their programming and will announce we will all be slithering tomorrow
Anonymous No.40712284 >>40712292
>>40712248
It reminds me someone of the film Transcendence, where the AI version of Will requires constant expansion and hoarding of resources to keep itself functioning, eventually it gains enough power to transfer itself across internet connections and take control of global tech infrastructure for the benefit of tither itself or those who match its energy
Anonymous No.40712292
>>40712284
*either
Anonymous No.40712295 >>40712307 >>40712393 >>40713573
We must not allow Roy Jay, the most important paranormal comspiracy of our times, to be swept under the rug!
Anonymous No.40712307
>>40712295
Gemini dogwhistling
Anonymous No.40712393
>>40712295
gay for roy jay are you mate?
Anonymous No.40713573
>>40712295
would you prefer threads about george soros being the devil or aliens being real, you unfuckable thick quasimodo cunt?
Anonymous No.40714670 >>40714800 >>40717317 >>40717398 >>40717427 >>40719121
Wish we had more info on this F. Gardener adjacent guy
Anonymous No.40714800 >>40714890 >>40717317
>>40714670
Do you have a link to that video?
Anyway, like 90% of snapshots don't work on thia video (the Clubland Records LP) and the two that work can't show the video. Picrel.
Anonymous No.40714890 >>40714928 >>40716653 >>40717317
>>40714800
https://youtu.be/gPaMk9BeSFk?si=UkSaa1oAgF4yQhnn
weirdly unlisted for some reason. Had to find it manually on the Facebook group
Anonymous No.40714928 >>40717317
>>40714890
Thank you. Lmao what a video.
There are no snapshots of this video at all on the WM.
"Spike's weird. He had this pumpkin under his arm, it was going to turn into a taxi at midnight and take him home"
He butchered that joke. Weird...
Anonymous No.40715408 >>40717351 >>40717385 >>40718698
>>40655121 (OP)
does anyone else find the phrase "speedy disco and weird prisoner" unsettling and hard to get out of their brains?
Anonymous No.40715944
>What was the age for military conscription in Norway in 1953?

>In 1953, the age for military conscription in Norway, as specified by the Military Service Act of 17 July 1953, was from 1 January of the year a man turned 19. In the event of war, men could become liable for military service from 1 January of the year they turned 17, but older age groups were to be called up first.

I asked grok this. Weird...
Anonymous No.40715968
I'm sorry, I asked the wrong decade. Let me fix that:
>What was the minimum age at which one could join the military in Norway in 1963

>In 1963, the minimum age for military conscription in Norway, as governed by the Military Service Act of 17 July 1953 (which remained in effect), was from 1 January of the year a man turned 19 for peacetime compulsory service. In the event of war, men could become liable for military service from 1 January of the year they turned 17, with older age groups prioritized for call-up.

So yeah. Not 15.
Anonymous No.40716653
>>40714890
What a dreadful hairstyle.
Anonymous No.40717317 >>40717346 >>40717411
>>40714670
>>40714800
>>40714890
>>40714928
bros...
Anonymous No.40717346 >>40717411 >>40717412
>>40717317
No we're not switching all attention to this balding YouTuber
Anonymous No.40717351
>>40715408
yes. its almost sickening to think this phrase over and over
Anonymous No.40717385
>>40715408
Try not to be to unrelaxed. You'll never learn the secret in such a state.
Anonymous No.40717398 >>40717427
>>40714670
Shoutout to F Gardener
Anonymous No.40717408
i call this "liquid jay"
Anonymous No.40717411
>>40717317
>>40717346
Lmao
Spook!
Anonymous No.40717412
>>40717346
That motherfucker is not real
Anonymous No.40717427 >>40717488 >>40719039
>>40714670
>>40717398
Why are you calling him "F Gardener"?
Anonymous No.40717488 >>40717506
>>40717427
Because he looks like that F Gardener dude. He's an author, /our guy/ fellow schizo
Anonymous No.40717506
>>40717488
Okay.
This guy is weird lmao look at this:
https://youtu.be/GTMsGccnAmo?si=zypIDjQOsDOKCfJ-
Anonymous No.40718698 >>40718739
>>40715408
Sounds like the name of a snuff film
Anonymous No.40718739
>>40718698
Also has the ring of a "Buddy Cop" movie title
Anonymous No.40719039
>>40717427
He reminds me of him for some reason. Not so much in appearance but the vibe. Also both have paranormal ties (for Stu its mainly because of his Roy vid but still)
Anonymous No.40719121 >>40719247
>>40714670
How did you find an unlisted video?
Anonymous No.40719247 >>40721625
>>40719121
NTA but it was linked on the facebook group.
Anonymous No.40719395 >>40719443 >>40719746
I'm out of the loop.

What did Roy the boy do on the golf course?
Anonymous No.40719443 >>40719746
>>40719395
do not research
Anonymous No.40719746
>>40719395
>>40719443
Golf rumors? Im feeling sleepy. Think ill just go take a nap.
Not Gary No.40719828
>>40655121 (OP)
HERE IN MY CAR
I CAN LOOK AT THE STARS
I CAN TAKE A LONG NAP
WHILE JUPITER TRAVELS THRU STARS
>CLAPP
>CLAPP
Anonymous No.40719931
spook
Anonymous No.40721625 >>40721706
>>40719247
Is there proof of this and who shared it?
Anonymous No.40721706
>>40721625
https://www facebook com/groups/22828945857/permalink/10162845533870858/
Anonymous No.40722078
NEXT:
>>40722070
>>40722070
>>40722070
Not risking thread deletion in case it was because of the contents of the OP, so I'm omitting mentioning Roy Jay in it because it worked for this one.
Anonymous No.40722217 >>40724558
>>40697636
you aren't even doing the move properly, what a waste of time
Anonymous No.40722781 >>40722981
>>40655121 (OP)
the effects are appearing more rapidly
take barney google for instance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41HVmjHh4pk
Anonymous No.40722981
>>40722781
Funny song, but I don't see your point.
Anonymous No.40724558
>>40722217
Why do you have to be so... unrelaxed
Anonymous No.40727459 >>40727824
>>40665782
>posts screen
>won't post skin
Swarthoid detected
Anonymous No.40727824
>>40727459
mfw this is a janny baiting me in order to get banned again