>Have you kept up your end of our bargain?
Well /x/, have you?

>These fuckers better have kept up their end of the bargain, or I swear to fuck I’m gonna be pissed

>>40656703
>WHY THE FUCKING FUCK IS MY SHIT FUCKED!?!?
>DID THEY FUCK UP THE BARGAIN?

>>40656691 (OP)
What bargain?

>I’m sure they’ve kept it up
>right fellas, don’t keep us waiting, tell us
>certainly they have kept it up
>tell us fellas, you have done well?

>>40656719
>What bargain?!?!
>Oh no! Maybe they didn’t keep it up, please sir, tell me this ain’t true.

Tarsiers aren't real,
They can't hurt me.

>>40656746
>We are real anon
>We come speak for the moon
>Have you kept our bargain?

>>40656769
>FUCKING NOOOOOAAAWWWW!!
>I know it, I know it, I know it, I know it, I know it, I know it, I know it, I know it, they didn’t keep it
>WHYYYYYY..
>What are we gonna do moon eyes?
>What can be done? If they did not keep the bargain?

>does this mean I don’t get my piece of the bargain?
>b..but we came all the way here, for, for the bargain, h-how could they not keep it?

You’re really upsetting them anons, please tell me one of you can help them with your bargain.

>these fuckers didn’t keep the bargain
>something must be done master, we must do something indeed

I haven't made a bargain but I would if it was a fair deal

>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!

>>40656985
>We can make a bargain.
>Yes, we can make a bargain!

>>40657006
What do you want?

>>40657010
>What would he like for the bargain?

>>40657035
>>40657010
>we are simple, tell him
>we are simple
>tell him, we just want one thing, tell him, we are simple!!

>>40657035
How much are wishes. Done according to my intention behind the wishes unless you want to waste your time having me cover every detail.

>>40657063
>we are simple
>all it needs is a few bugs

>Bugs!!?!

>>40657088
How many bugs and what kind?

>>40657112
>what is your wish?!
>Yes indeed!
>and what is your wish yes?

>will he bargain?

>…
>..
>..

>>40657145
You have to tell me what bugs you want first

>>40657237
>he wants to know of the bugs!?!!
>the bugs!

>>40657302
>THE BUGS!!??!!!
>Ahhhhk! Don’t have him go worry about the bugs!!
>tell him leave the bugs alone, they will happen! Tell him! What is his wish!?
>tell him there will be bugs! No!
>tell him we will have bugs!

>>40657319
>could he give US bugs??

>>40657331
>perhaps he has seen bugs!?
>ask him what bugs he has?!
>Perhaps he has bugs!!?!?!?
>ask him what bugs he has seen?
>where could they be?

>>40657331
Yes I could

>>40657344
>we could bargain

>>40657350
>>40657348
>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

>>40657362
>>40657362
>we must bargain
>what does he want?

>>40657381
I want 3 wishes granted individually at a time of my choosing with no one remembering the wish that was made unless I choose to remember what I wished for.
In return you can have 10000 of a bug of my choosing if you don't do any tricks about this bargain.

>>40657423
>Deliberation!!!!
>hashpyhashpyhashpyhashpyhashpyhashpyhashpyhashpy

>>40657423
>what bugs?

>>40657443
Worms or whatever is reasonable to get

>>40657459
>worms is not bugs?
>is it?

>>40657472
>Worms is not bugs!
>We needs more bugs!
>We needs 8 horned beatles! 2 of a type! 4 of types!
>We needs..
>We needs.. dragons flies, of 12, NO! Of 13.. NO! Of 14! NO! He will make the dragonfly’s of a good number!
>We need a one house of ants! And 1000 crickets!!!
>We needs 2000 crickets!!!!
>Waits, we can give, we can give
>hspspspspspspspsps
>We can make have One Big Wish and One Small Wish
>And we can give..
>WE CANNOTS GIVE!!!!!
>We can makes the One Big Wish and one small wish, for the Beatles, dragons, ants and 2000 crickets and a little more of his own bugs he gives yes, there must be a little more for us to bargain for the bargain!?!?
>

>>40657500
>and the worms?

>>40657511
>maybe a little bit of worms he can give so as to a blessing?

>>40656691 (OP)
unlike some people I know

>does he know who He is?
>He is gonna bargain!
>could he make a bargain?
>he will make a bargain!

>>40657537
>>40657529
>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>40657523
>>40657500
>can he do it?
>can he bargain?

>no one will bargain.. :’(

>>40657564
>no, He will, he will bargain..

>>40657459
>>40657423
What do you think of their bargain?

>>40657500
>>40657523

>WHAT THE FUCK I JUST HEARD SOMETHING!!!?!!

>the night is over
>it is done
>the night is over
>the sunrise.

>>40657650
Sounds too good to be true

I can offer a whole scarab. I would trade it for a prophecy. Any prophecy will do, as long as it's true.
Think about it.