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Antichrist666 No.40660923 [Report] >>40660931 >>40661183 >>40662425 >>40662599 >>40663852
I'm the Antichrist and will usher in the happening
I figured out the reason why nothing happens. It's because apparently I'm immortal. If a doom event occured which resulted in my death then it would violate that law. Basically I'm the one holding back all the doom. My enemies are time travelling insects and planted the idea that I'm the devil when it's not true. I came here to destroy all my foes which is all of reality apparently and everyone in it.
Antichrist666 No.40660931 [Report] >>40660995 >>40661149
>>40660923 (OP)
I'm gonna end this shitty world btw.
Anonymous No.40660995 [Report]
>>40660931
How will you do it?
Οὐδαμοῦ No.40661149 [Report] >>40662355
>>40660931
You're too late, the apocalypse is already well underway, and you're just feeling the effects and becoming delusional because you can't make sense of what you're feeling.
The good news is you're exactly the type of person I'm trying to help
Anonymous No.40661183 [Report]
>>40660923 (OP)
Anonymous No.40662355 [Report]
>>40661149
The apocalypse already happened ages ago and Armageddon was canceled. What's going on is the aftermath of another Armageddon in a different level.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40662403 [Report]
>I figured out the reason why nothing happens. It's because apparently I'm immortal. If a doom event occured which resulted in my death then it would violate that law. Basically I'm the one holding back all the doom. My enemies are time travelling insects and planted the idea that I'm the devil when it's not true. I came here to destroy all my foes which is all of reality apparently and everyone in it.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40662425 [Report]
>>40660923 (OP)
https://youtu.be/sMwFdEqAcUQ
Anonymous No.40662599 [Report] >>40662733
>>40660923 (OP)
Take your meds.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40662720 [Report]
>Pawmot's flutty fur acts as a battery. It can store the same amount of electricity as an electric car.
Anonymous No.40662733 [Report]
>>40662599
I miss this one
people should use it more
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40662741 [Report]
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40662822 [Report]
Moving Jews to the interior of British Columbia really would solve a lot of my problems
Anonymous No.40663852 [Report]
>>40660923 (OP)
>Basically I'm the one holding back all the doom