Thread 40662175

I unironically think I'm a god that comes down here to gallivant. I look down on normies and npcs with such seething rage that I want to swipe them out of existence with my cosmic god hand. Sometimes when my mask drops my spirit mass feels bigger than what I'm portraying here. Events around me have often manifested to my will as if I'm bending the invisible story that surrounds us. There is really no other explanation other than that I'm a god.
And no not the hippie god where we are all god, you guys suck, you are not god, only me.

>>40662175 (OP)
Well, sorry. But you're not the Guy I gave my foreskin to.

A God! NPCs I'm a God! To think you would stand against me. Shame on you sweet Neravar.

>>40662175 (OP)
meanwhile in reality, you're broke and skinny and have never even fired a gun lol

>>40662175 (OP)
You sound like you are suffering when you mention other people, your lack of consideration for other explanations also doesn't sound very godly. You are a child of God, like everyone else, but maybe you should work on your narcissism.

>>40662271
You should consider the possibility that narcissism doesn't exist. Your puny npc existence feels threatened by me and you defend yourself any way you can. I understand because I would do the same if I was an npc like you.

>>40662434
You don't threaten anyone, you make me sad. Please, be more humble if you want anyone to even remotely consider you like something divine someday.

>>40662434
>>40662673
Or at least more lectured, or fun. Because, I'm sorry, you sound silly.

>>40662175 (OP)
I unironically think I'm a dog that comes down here to do zoomies. I look up at treat givers and belly rubbers with such shining admiration that I want to lick them out of existence with my cosmic dog tongue. Sometimes when my collar comes off my neck feels comfier than what I'm portraying here. Events around me have often manifested to my will as if I'm the fwuffiest wuffiest pupper wupper that evew was. There is really no other explanation other than that I'm a dog.
And no not the hippy dog where we are all man's best friend, you guys suck, you are not a dog, only me.

grats on being a nascent godhead I'm one too just enjoy your time on Earth learning as much as you can (like sanctimonious fuckheads should be tortured and cursed as much as possible) and get ready for the billions of years of dreaming it's going to take to originate your own reality. clean that mind up son

>>40662175 (OP)
>I unironically think I'm a god
You're probably wrong, sorry to say.

>>40662175 (OP)
Autistic narcissism.