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Flash pizzaz
7/5/2025, 2:51:40 PM No.40664479
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How did jesus get such a holy name? He is being talked about worldwide by all sorts of groups. Im really jaleous and envious at this man. Why cant i be loved like jesus? It's just not fair
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:05:18 PM No.40664527
>>40664479 (OP)
His name?
In Greek? Hail Zeus?
In Hebrew? Yeshua?

What about the son of Abraham who's siblings sold to a Slave Trader and interpreted Pharaoh's Dreams? Yeshua? Transliterated to Joshua?

Did you cum your pants every time you read Joshua in the Old Testament?
Flash pizzazz
7/5/2025, 3:13:39 PM No.40664555
Talking about jesus here, and his holy name, get your old testie out of here. This is a new testament zone
Flash pizzazz
7/5/2025, 3:15:33 PM No.40664562
New testament and quran togheter will uncover the true jesus

Away from antichrist claws
Flash pizzazz
7/5/2025, 3:31:35 PM No.40664635
So much of what we know about jesus has been altered or made up. Be wary
Flash pizzazz
7/5/2025, 3:38:03 PM No.40664663
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I'm also a scared piss weak gutless loser sneaking around avoiding direct conflict.
AND I love to suck cock.
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Flash pizzazz
7/5/2025, 3:40:57 PM No.40664671
>>40664663
Islam is true and islamic jesus will defeat the antichrist
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Flash pizzazz
7/5/2025, 3:41:59 PM No.40664675
>>40664663
But that doesnt mean i hate christians so delete that pic and stop pretending.
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Flash pizzazz
7/5/2025, 4:00:58 PM No.40664751
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>>40664671
>>40664675
Muslim Heaven on Earth
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Flash pizzazz
7/5/2025, 4:03:25 PM No.40664760
>>40664663
>>40664751
It should be impossible to copy a tripname thats already used in the thread.
But you ousted yourself very well cause you shat on both christians and muslims now. Checkmate. Thats all im trying to avoid. The antichrist plan that those two groups fight. Have a nice day
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:05:09 PM No.40664765
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>>40664479 (OP)
>Why cant i be loved like jesus? It's just not fair
needs more aura
Flash pizzazz
7/5/2025, 4:17:03 PM No.40664803
Muhammad's age preference
Muhammad's age preference
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>>40664760
Flash pizzazz
7/5/2025, 4:21:01 PM No.40664814
BELIEVERS
BELIEVERS
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>>40664760
>I'm a useless piss weak dunce
>Save me God.
pffft
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:38:20 PM No.40664876
Anyone else think Simon of Cyrene was the flesh crucified, not Jesus? Jesus as a platonic ideal for spiritual life rather than a literal zombie, basically.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:19:43 PM No.40664973
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>>40664479 (OP)

His name is Joshua. Oily Josh. Jesus is the name of the Antichrist.

Oily Josh is gonna kick Jesus's neoliberal zionist ass, end the world as we understand it, and then usher in the 1,000 reign of freedom. Everyone will have their rainbow bodies and at the end of the 1,000 years we will all join God as equals.

Based.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:30:06 PM No.40665006
>>40664479 (OP)
Time to start cultmaxxing
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:39:42 PM No.40665055
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>>40664876
Yes, I think that's what Mark intended to imply