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Anonymous No.40669860 [Report] >>40669975 >>40671114 >>40671152 >>40671262 >>40672278 >>40672372
How do I make a love potion? I want her to reach the same level of excitement as in the picture
Anonymous No.40669975 [Report] >>40671135
>>40669860 (OP)
Rosemary, thyme, raw garlic (important that it's raw), honey, salt, black pepper, olive oil.

In addition to being a aphrodisiac potion, it's also a good marinade for grilled meat.

My theory on why it works so well as a aphrodisiac is because just as it makes the meat taste amazing and juicy, it tricks the mind to a state of lust for the flesh.
Anonymous No.40671114 [Report]
>>40669860 (OP)
Alternatively, fuck pretentious women. Whores or actresses (also whores)
Anonymous No.40671135 [Report] >>40672244
>>40669975
not OP but how would you get someone to drink this lmao? like in Harry Potter were voldys mom gives it to riddle sr while hes thirsty on a hot day?
Anonymous No.40671152 [Report]
>>40669860 (OP)
Oh my god... This is borderline pornographic... Stay strong and focused, boys, stay strong and focused...!
Anonymous No.40671262 [Report]
>>40669860 (OP)
We already have a love potion
It’s called meth and yes it makes sex so enjoyable that once she has it with you on meth, she won’t try it with anyone else
Oh…you thought it shouldn’t have side effects? All potions have
Anonymous No.40672244 [Report]
>>40671135
If yoy read the entire post you would know it makes for a good steak marinade.
Not playing poker No.40672278 [Report]
>>40669860 (OP)
That's a "succubus", anon
More trouble than they're worth
Anonymous No.40672372 [Report]
>>40669860 (OP)
That's not excitement. That's bulimia.
Anonymous No.40672630 [Report]
male on pic