Give me irrefutable proof of the paranormal right fucking now.

>>40673351 (OP)
my toaster turned on by itself

>>40673351 (OP)
https://youtu.be/4Z-QCDyL2q4

If you are very serious and are also totally serious then when you read this "comment" you will feel a COLD WATER DROPLET on your right testicle or left knee.

>>40673351 (OP)
There is none. Find it and you can claim millions in bounties asking for your request. So good luck.

>>40673366
>>40673371
thanks for the input, namefags, now take your meds

>>40673366
https://youtu.be/xGJV3PBRKoA

>>40673351 (OP)
>spoonfeed me
fuck around and find out instead

>>40673351 (OP)
I mean, I've had multiple experiences that are impossible to debunk


we are on the ghetto of the internet so you'll probably just assume I'm a crazy liar but hey, I pray to God that if/when you do get an experience, SOMEBODY will believe you

don't push for it too hard

>>40673351 (OP)
I have irrefutable proof of the paranormal. Should I sell myself to the CIA?

>>40673351 (OP)
>Irrefutable proof
Then it wouldn't be paranormal would it? It would be just normal.

>>40673351 (OP)
The only proof you'll get is when it shows up in your life, and it'll show up when IT wants to!

>>40673351 (OP)
you
something fishy going on with that whole 'you' thing

>>40673351 (OP)
Sacrifice a can of soda to Vali. Or Fenrir if you want instant unignorable proof. Say "I sacrifice this can of soda to [name] to show me proof of the paranormal." Any Norse god would work. But pick one that survives Ragnorak. Just cause. But Fenrir is the fastest. And Odin includes the most proof.

>>40673351 (OP)
You exist.
All logic contradicts the idea that anything should exist at all.
This is the fundamental paranormal reality.

>>40673351 (OP)
Go buy a ouja board right now and fuck around with it. It's like $15 to prove it to yourself.

>>40673351 (OP)
This is not church. No one is trying to sell you anything.

Either you are interested and want to study or either you are not.


Just that.

>>40673797

>>40673351 (OP)
These dubs

>>40673986
Extremely bad advice
What comes through that portal could potentially ruin your life or people you care about.
Not worth it. Follow Christ..talk to your guardian angel.

>>40673351 (OP)
The paranormal is not for you, at least not at this point in your life.

>>40673568
what are your experience?
I will debunk them for you if I can

>>40673986
I played with the ouija board before, alone in the dark, at midnight and at 3 am nothing substantial happened

>>40674017
oh boohoo scaaarry
wooden board scary

>think about your past
>feel everything in that moment
>feel your present self
>get anxious about the future
Gz, you just time traveled in a 'paranormal' sense

>>40673351 (OP)
There isn't and trolls and schizos are just going to bullshit you in this thread.

Welcome to /x/.

>>40674017
but the big question is, would op still be calling it fake and gay after that?

>>40674415
I hope I get the chance to call a ghost fake and gay to its metaphysical face one day

>>40673351 (OP)

That big rock floating in the sky.

I can't really provide any proof like there are some supposed magic things around the world but I haven't personally verified anything and there doesn't seem to be any consistent idk magic monkey statue that will make you not bald again just by touching it and everyone knows about it and goes there, otherwise I'd go there. However I have seen at least two things. If you watch all of MTV fear including the behind the scenes on why they didn't do some dares at some places bc it was legit too hostile for the crew. And they did capture balls of energy floating and moving shit on the ship episode. It's like at least 90% hokey but they went to a few legit haunted places. Also once I saw a shadow animal, just like come out of a shadow, kinda move around on the ground, and then go back into another shadow.

>>40673986
Don't do this

>>40673358
can anyone confirm if real?

>>40673351 (OP)
i had this same picture in my house for decades
the house where i was born
i found out later it had a legend of some sort
the picture i think is still around somewhere
and i am from a country in South America near Antartica

>>40675010
no witnesses or cameras were present, sorry

Irrefutable proof is a myth. People will succeed in refuting the idea that tuna are fish to themselves if their only other option is to concede that they are wrong

Ive seen it countless times but i have no idea how they do it

*crickets*

I could give it to you but you wouldn’t understand it much like if you asked for me to prove to you that dark matter exists.

>>40675488
Go ahead

One might think that this would be a primary goal of this board. Instead it's an echo chamber of fantasy fiction and creative writing.

>>40675532
this
no one on /x/ wants to discuss real paranormal material. It's all LARP, fanfiction, and pathological lying.

>>40673351 (OP)
Unfortunately the paranormal is something you have to experience for yourself. Humans haven't achieved a level of technology that can accurately measure the paranormal, and because humans have turned science into religion, they have become trapped in the rigid framework of what is "supported by science". The idea of "theory" has become incompatible with them. The idea that something can exist without being known or reduced to data points isn't possible to them.

>>40675502
.. — .. these are wings.

>>40675584
Perhaps you don't know what irrefutable means.

>>40673351 (OP)
coming to 4chan
and acting like you are entitled to such a request
in front of the demographic of THIS audience

>bitch you are the proof

to everyone else
who just knows better
then to trust those cursed in the head

*waves to lurkers*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ID0E8QeNA

>>40673371
so
the only way it works
is if someone is gullible enough to believe what you tell them with no more prove then you told them

>got it

bump

bump

>>40673351 (OP)
Colares UFO flap.

Hundreds of people all saw UFOs, many of them in groups, a few took photographs, some got injured by the things leaving physical evidence right on their bodies, SOME PEOPLE EVEN DIED. But according to “skeptics”, no. They were mistaking lighthouses for UFOs. Or it was “mass hysteria” (word that has no agreed definition, no burden of proof, phenomenon that is not understood). Or they must’ve been lying.

It’s not skepticism, it’s denial.
https://www.ufoinsight.com/ufos/cover-ups/1977-colares-island-incident

>>40673376
actually
if one individual
was able to spoon feed all the other's

the instructions needed
to "hack their own brain"
and "reprogram themselves as they personally saw fit depending on the situation at hand"

but ONLY if they did so
in such a way
they didn't bend anyone but themselves to their own will

even if only on accident
like if they tried to program themselves
in such a way they could bend another to thier will

without even knowing it
reality would NOT GIVE A SHIT
and the random figment of my own imagiantion I am using as an example

would sufferer consequences
only they
would ever know

like some kind of clue
they got to learn from the "hard way"
if there is no one around who already did that can teach them the easy way instead

and then learn from that
insterad of maying to do it
the "old fashioned" way

which doesn't go away
and is more like
a "back up plan"

just incase
it's needed
once again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZaA7_ZrFZw

>>40673351 (OP)
I have this picture at home and it didn’t burn down yet

There's currently something paranormal happening in my bowels

EMF, because electricity uses it and it's a lay lines shit

My experiences with God, angels, and demons:

https://pdfhost.io/v/SxZreCXarQ_My_Experiences_with_God

>>40675956

Plate operation (Operação Prato), that occurred in Colares, state of Pará, Brazil

It has massive official documents produced by the Brazilian air force. Photographs, official reports, etc. I have some documents and images related to the case. As a Brazilian, I'd also point the Varginha ufo case as an important paranormal phenomenon, including all the things that happened orbiting the case, and many of them also documented and registered.

>>40675956
>But according to “skeptics”, no. They were mistaking lighthouses for UFOs. Or it was “mass hysteria” (word that has no agreed definition, no burden of proof, phenomenon that is not understood). Or they must’ve been lying.
because these skeptics offload their thinking to a consensus already formulated by those they deem more intelligent to themselves. it's intellectually lazy and is incredibly egotistic
>this person who seems smart believes this can't be true
>therefore if i also believe it, by proxy i am also intelligent
other than the fact that the positivists who arrive at their skeptical conclusions are retarded, it's perfectly fine for some aspects of this phenomenon to be scientifically unverifiable. the scientific method is great for easily replicable phenomenon being theorized and then tested, but that's the entirety of its scope.

if you had a theory about me and my behavior and wanted to test it, you could definitely try. but what if i knew what you were testing, and i purposefully modified my responses and behavior randomly to corrupt your results? what if the subject wasn't me, and instead it was an intelligence that's more advanced than ours by any x value of magnitude?
>whitetail deer detect other animals via smell, hearing, and sight
>hunter masks his scent using a formula, sits motionless in a tree-stand for hours, and wears camo
>to the deer, the hunter now doesn't exist

>>40673351 (OP)
synchronicities on semen retention.

>>40673351 (OP)
I got jacked off by a ghost, unironically.

>>40673797
True. There is a grey zone though, things that people have experienced but that are still paranormal as long as official science doesn't admit it's true because it has no explanation for it.

>>40673976
Soda is very expensive here. :( Can I sacrifice a glass of water?

>>40673351 (OP)
Arent any. Its either People experience something weird they cant explain or autistic retards (Some so retarded they arent aware of their delusions)

All I could tell you is anecdotes, OP. I've had Real Unexplainable Experiences, but it's just words on a page, doesn't mean anything.