I'm here, in the middle of the night, alone in my room. I challenge you: if you truly are sorcerers, mages, or mediums, do it now!!!!

Send me a sign. Slam my door. Make something fall. Disrupt my reality. Just a shiver, a breath, a crackle...

I'm ready.
No blabbering. No screenshots!

Act!

Show that what you claim to know isn't just roleplay or copypasta. I'm open. I'm receptive. If the invisible exists, it must manifest itself now.

Who will dare?!

>>40676642 (OP)
There is no magic. They're LARPing and will shit up this thread with bullshit.
Don't waste your time.

>>40676642 (OP)
I guess I'm a medium but I don't know magic spells. I could ask a goddess something with a yes or no answer.

>>40676642 (OP)
My expertise is primarily in dispelling. If you get cursed, possessed, transported to the shadow realm, or harassed by malicious entities then let me know.

While you're at casting that spell, I'd like my foreskin back please!

>>40676682
Ask your father.

>>40676709
I've gotten nothing but silence from the father

>>40676642 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82cdnAUvsw8

>>40676713
Is he still chewing on it?

Wot ever you do...
Dont think about...
All the things...
Your mother did...
I did it was hot...

>>40676651
then what are we doing here?

>>40677017
Hope or faith. A common want or need from everyone that visits this board.

>>40676642 (OP)
would

>>40676642 (OP)
Ok. Now you are a retard

>>40676642 (OP)
If you really want this, OP, a screenshot from a horror movie isn't going to cut it as a psychic link. Too many people are fans of the film, it doesn't identify you. If you want a spell placed on you, you need to post a photograph of the palm of your hand. Both hands for extra oomph.
>Captcha: PHKXM

They can't prove it.

Magic is bullshit.

Now does our brain have far more capacity to do shit. YES But it was genetically locked in our species for a reason.

Anyone claims to successfully used magic is larping

>>40676642 (OP)
youre protected so the demons never show up for you

>>40678189
>Magic is bullshit.
I've seen it multiple times, done by gods, and I mean "prove it to me" shit. Not prove it to you, that's not in the cards. These are just words you probably won't believe, but I know. I know.

>>40676642 (OP)
I've just cast a spell of protection on you. Now you're immune from anon's in this thread casting spells on you. You're welcome.

>>40676642 (OP)
>I'm here, in the middle of the night, alone in my room.
Bitch I don't know you

>>40676642 (OP)
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!

>>40676642 (OP)
Rinky Dinky
Peepee Shrinky!

>>40677017
I'm here for actual paranormal discussion and not foofoo gay ass magic circles and healing crystals.

>>40680437
Coolus Poolus
Dinkus Shrinkus!

>>40680462
Jokes on you, my dick is already small!

>>40676713
>>40680340
help me out senpai

>>40676642 (OP)
sorry, actual magic can't cross over the seas, it's salty.