Thread 40676937

>I'm a Muslim.
>The Quran is a tome of spells.
>The surahs are magical weapons.
>We were taught to recite them like prayers. In reality, they are seals against the djinn.
>I was attacked three times in a dream.
>A shadow dragged me down a dark corridor until I recited Surah Al-Falaq.
>It screamed. It disappeared.
>I tell you: the djinn are real.
>The invisible world is coded in Islam.
>Water, fire, the moon, the minaret, the letters, the numbers, everything is structured to lock reality against Shaytan.
>The truly paranormal isn't your stones, your chakras, your new age aliens.
>The truth is found in the Quran!

But you are blind. You think it's just a desert religion. In reality, it's a complete mystical system for surviving the end times.

>>40676937 (OP)
why don't you recite some surah al-fuck at the israeli missile headed to your house?

>>40676944
Magic doesn't solve everything. We lack engineers in the Arab world to build missiles, but the Jews are being attacked psychologically and spiritually. They can no longer sleep at night.

>marrying children
>having a harem in paradise
>eternal erection
>marrying your son's wife cause "Allah told you so"

yeah super estoeric and totally not a schizophrenic coomer religion

>>40676937 (OP)
I'm pretty sure picrel is haram.

>>40676937 (OP)
Why did Allah create the djinn to attack people?

>>40676973
Spirits are like animals: they serve humans. Once tamed, they work for us, they can even fight for us.

>>40676966
Magic is forbidden for low-level Muslims. So at first, the Quran teaches you to memorize verses to protect yourself. But once you reach a certain level, you can use these magical powers to attack your enemies. Well, no, the image isn't forbidden at all.

Gayiest "religion" on planet Earth, I swear

>>40676989
>leading the foolish and ignorant astray
Oh, ok. So that's your game.

>>40676937 (OP)
All the 3 Abrahamic religions are esoteric, the thing is they teach the unwashed masses the exoteric version for who knows what fucking reason.

>>40676989
Does larping ever get boring for you? Your larps are boring so I’m surprised you continue.

>>40677056
Sure and you are a expert and you know this of course.

>>40676937 (OP)
even Mohamed speculated he was contacted by the devil in that cave.
That, coupled with how intensely deceptive and aggressive the teachings are, would make me hesitant to follow that religion ever.

>>40677071
No you fucking retard, they have a doctrine for the unwashed masses and a doctrine for the inner circle, all religions, since the dawn of man have been like this you stupid towel head.

>>40677118
That’s just your opinion. Millions disagree.
Why trust you and not them?

>>40677145
And billions disagree with those millions. Why trust the millions and not the billions? Fuck you, Laura.

>>40677143
Do you have a single piece of proof for this?
You would actually have to give it for EVERY religion as even one not having a “inner circle”(lmao) disproves your argument but I know you are profoundly retarded. So just one will be a start. You could just shut the fuck up too.

>>40677155
But those billions don’t agree either.
My name is Kate.

>>40677169
None of those billions or millions agree. Even the Muslim millions disagree with each other. Otherwise there wouldn't be such things Sunnis and Shias. My name is Shanehneh.

>>40677199
Have you considered Mormonism?

>>40676937 (OP)
Keep eating the fruits from the trees hahaha eat the fruits of the tree of zakkum too?

Sign with both a kikel and a cross in 1 and u get maybe a 1+ mario mushroom(green one)

Pharaoh tried it, emperor qin shi huangdi tried it. They all prepared for the afterlife. Maybe ashoka tried it too! The israelites hate tyranny by the man who tries to be a God they always wanna subdue the one guy leader who wants more and more power. , like bees who swarm on one wasp to cook him alive

Israel is the hive in the hexagram is a hexagon and hexagons are beehouses

>>40676944
That isnt very nice cause only allah can punish with fire. Sinners to boot

The muslim obviously wins the debate as surah al falaq also protects against the envious ones

>>40676960
Dont attach yourself to the wrong god to one up your enemy.They spent too much time hating on the Sun god and now they are paying for the consequences. Sadly we are all getting dragged for their stupidity as well.

>>40677020
Thats your other Abrahamic branches too. All morning star related but also hijacked all the same by the power of your very own tools and symbols.

>>40676937 (OP)
None of this is esoteric, probably every religion, especially the abrahamic, believes reciting their scripture will ward off demons. That's like regular stuff that even grannies know about

>>40676937 (OP)
Well done OP, i hope you have opened some hearts to this vast mighty religion. All the fud against it in this thread is proof that this is going to the moon.
Haha fools they dont believe and so they want others to be like them. I thought they liked freedom so much. But not the freedom to find islam i guess. Hypocrites to boot.

>>40676937 (OP)
Abrahamism is a mind snare that latches to the soul and keeps you stupid.

The worship of contradictions and the shunning of observable reality in favor or dogma will never be anything more than deception as theater.

It is a desert religion, it is a religion from the desert.

>>40676937 (OP)
Islam is a Jewish/kabbalah invention. It’s meant to keep you poor for the upper class.

Islam was fabricated by warlords and the catholic church to make an enemy for the jews, and to control the middle east.

Nothing more, nothing less.

All of it is a larp.

>>40676960
>We lack engineers in the Arab world to build missiles
we dont our countrys are ruled by jews

>>40676937 (OP)
>a complete mystical system for surviving the end times
it's a control system.
You are the djinn, dumdum.

>>40676937 (OP)
I know nothing about Islam, I only know some time ago I was very, very pissed towards a friend of mine and wanted some form of revenge / justice, for some reason I started repeating mentally Exodus 15:3 and it worked, I felt sorry afterwards.

>>40678198
>and the catholic church
You haven't read the Quran

>>40676937 (OP)
If its that powerful why is our region the absolute worst?
We are being farmed by Western military industrial complex corporations

Their entire research department is "hey here's a cool new way to blow sandniggers up to pieces"

Not to mention silicon valley is shifting toward islamophobia because they realized the next grift is selling AI to the military industrial complex, we're gonna get skynet'd in the near future, look at what's happening in Palestine with the help of palantir.

We're fucked, senpai.

We've been getting fucked for a very long time and I can't believe we have some sort of magical shit on our side otherwise things would be much different.

We are extremely fucked the moment we are born

>Westerners hate us and don't want us as refugees
>Our leaders are western puppets who give our resources and force manfactured poverty so we can provide westerners with cheap labor
>No chance for good leaders without US led coup or assassinations or civil wars

I could go on for hours.

If there's some dark magic involved my bet is the kikes have it, they've been controlling the world for a very long time and no matter what happens they magically always come on top.

ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWING THEORY.

But you still cant discredit Jesus. And you guys still kill the Christians.

>>40676937 (OP)
doesnt explain why you were attacked still. You have no seals of protection cuz it was gonzo as sooon as you entered dream realm. Jesus is like a ring of fire. Try Jesus name and see what happens.

>>40676937 (OP)
>he hasn't realized muslims have already been utterly defeated by a demon who likes to call himself "Allah"
You will never wake up from your sleep.

>>40678056
The freedom to enslave yourself to a demon is "freedom", yes, but it's not genuine freedom because the only purpose of islam is to limit your natural self in every way.

>>40678611
It is powerful and precisely because of that power the fight is heavier there where it is invoked

>>40678836
There it is. Trying to divide christians and muslims
Jesus is leader of both the christians and the muslims in the fight against the antichrist, so theres no point in blaming. Jesus will sort it out, hold fast to your faith in allah. And compete with eachother in doing good deeds.

>>40676937 (OP)

Are you shiia?

>>40676937 (OP)
>The Quran is a tome of spells.
The Qur'an is a combination of Christian, Jewish, and Pre-Islamic Arabian milieu that gets historical and other items incorrect e.g. facts about ancient Egypt, espousing a literal Exodus where none happened at all, etc.
>The surahs are magical weapons.
Arab education systems prizes these and places them on a pedestal of all learning - recitation being very popular - this isn't "magical" this is culturally ingrained reification.
>they are seals against the djinn.
"Djinn" and other experiences with demons are primarily caused by belief in them. Don't believe in them, you never get attacked. One of the few things LoA fags get right.
>A shadow dragged me down a dark corridor
mental illness
>The invisible world is coded in Islam.
Post-Quran ta'wil delusion/cope.
>to lock reality against Shaytan
lol, lmao, even. i am locked against shaytan because I don't believe he exists - I have never been tempted or had any demonic posession. It's all just belief.
>The truth is found in the Quran!
Lesson for all - actually read primary scholarship on the Bible and Quran. You will very quickly realize their claims are bullshit and obviously man-made.
>t's a complete mystical system for surviving the end times
You are a retard. The only mystical system from Islam are post-Quran developments that contradict and undermine the exoteric historical claims of the text. "mystical systems" are cope.

>>40679356
>it's just mental illness bro
sleep paralysis episodes are inherently demonic. it's your spirit getting disconnected from your body, which shouldn't happen. sometimes it's just caused by something medical, but other times god will intentionally make you have an episode to teach you something

>>40676937 (OP)
>The Quran
which one?, lmao, your prophet didn't even exist, neither did mecca or aisha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVYzBjyVXW8

>>40676937 (OP)
There had to be a reason why it's still around, that's all I'm going to say about that.

>>40677163
This one is particularly dense

>>40680916
Incest and low IQs

>>40678078
The desert sheds anything without purpose. Yet the religions stay, no matter how you bark like a dog.

>>40678948
Stop the beheadings, honor killings, faggotry, suppression of women and you might have a society worth saving.

>>40679356
You have it all figured out, now go away.

>>40676960
Personally I sleep just fine.

>>40680925
It takes a lot to survive those deserts.

>>40676937 (OP)
All religions are esoteric
None are more esoteric than any other
The most "rudimentary" religions have universal truths laid bare as their most basic predicates--truths that people in "higher societies" spend their entire lives trying to comprehend.
Please read a book

>>40676944
I faced this djinn last night. It is Mara, the penis goddess contained within the semen/penis and the driving force of lust. You retain your semen and never let mara escape and she will obey your commands.

>>40676937 (OP)
cool dick

>>40676937 (OP)
>Muslim obsessed with domination and war
most common thing in the world

>>40680916
so are cancer, death, rape, murder.

>>40680983

Protestants arent esoteric theyre literalists thats why their religion is a shit show. Except for Mormons but thats cuz Joseph Smith was a wizard.

>>40681080
Enlightening? Why Mara isn't a Man and have "male" genitalia unless she could be a greedy lustful succubus looking to obtain powers by having guys addicted to lust and pornagraphy.

Also are you talking about the Slavic Mara or the Buddhist Mara or they could be the same Goddesses?

Also what would be the benefits of retaining my seeds instead of masturbating out or watching porn?

The recitation of the Quran moves something deep within me. One of few thing that can make me cry of emotion.

I witness that I got deep mystical experiences with the Quran recitation. Also with the sahada chant, the 99 names, and with praisings of Allah like subhanallah.

The mystical deep dimension of islam is a treasure. The ritual and dogma followed by the masses not so much. The sacrifice of the goat is the sacrifice of the ego. The Book is filled with metaphors. Those who interpret literally are misguided.

Saitans are forbidden from even overhearing Quran.

The combination of syllabes of the recitation resonates with subtler parts of us. Activates the pineal gland and heart. The recitation is a vehicle for spiritual elevation.

Sura an najm female reciter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PuqFjCMXw

Sura al hasr male reciter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylsbjr1n8RE

Ayatul kursi:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AQR4i9ZZ0I

Ruqyah sulaiman aleyah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=741La0kqlVw

Salaam alaikum