Thread 40681567

I need a spell to make any woman I talk to fall in love with me.

Can you guys help?

>>40681567 (OP)
Bath regularly, make plans and follow through, do dishes sometimes at the least, put both toilet seats down every time, authenticity, honesty, some naughty playtime, kids when she wants them, that probably works sometimes.

>>40681567 (OP)
rape

>>40681567 (OP)
Just buy a magic wand. This shit turns any guy into Harry Potter

>>40681578
Doesn’t work. I worked in strip clubs and adult stores, and can tell you women like money, height, and assholes. If you’re not one of those (like myself) you need to figure out clitoris stimulation before or during sex

>>40681789
I’ll also add persistence/charisma or a cute dog. My boy Taco brings the ladies

>>40681772
That's not love my nigga
That's the opposite of love

>>40681815
Women cant love retard, it should be obvious by this point
Youre locked in an homosexual fantasy because your definition of love has been constructed by other men, by the male existential gaze

>>40681833
Of course they can, nigger

>>40681567 (OP)
feed them your semen discretely/ put your public hair in one of their belongings/ residence.

Crowley esque magic. Although similar practices have existed in southeast asia magic practices. In Nasi - Kang Kang, women squat over a pot of cooked rice and let their juices into the rice and feed it to the person they want to ensnare.

Among other things.

It also depends, what type of love you want, because you may attract a borderline obsessive type of love, which is not fun

>>40681875
Best way to make a person not like you... "discretely" should be the give away, perv. It'd reasons like this the world can only be cleansed with consuming fire...baka

>>40681902
>Best way to make a person not like you.
uhm.. But it's a real spell?
I wouldn't do it personally, because that kindof obsessive borderline love is no fun and I respect free will.
>baka
ur a tsundere, just tell me you want to eat my cum

>>40681567 (OP)
>magic
Oh, you mean system exploiting? lolz, yeah good luck with that one, bud. If some edgy looking cyberpunk/cybergoth dudes show up at your place and ask you how did what you did, it'd be in your best interest to answer the nice men politely and truthfully

>>40681815
Shut the fuck up you black faggot

>>40681982
what the fuck I am japanese

>>40681968
I can't do that. I have problems with authoritative people

>>40681987
>jap and uses nigga
Kill yourself faggot. We know you’re neither

>>40681778
>>40681797
buy a body massager
Adopt free dog
Buy under the bed restraints and any girl will call you daddy

>>40682011
I am actually part black tho, so you don't know shit huh

>>40682016
That makes me hate you more
>jap and black
You’re literally disgusting
Go back 2 Reddit you nasty looking bitch

>>40682016
>brags about being black
you’re lost but we all hate you

>>40681815
>nigga
I bet money they are Israeli

>>40682032
That's not bragging
It's a statement

>>40681987
>I can't do that.
You won't have a choice, anon. Utilizing exploits to force-manipulate someone goes against their free will - which shouldn't be a thing but because the person is UNAWARE of their cognition being influenced, the bug is able to pass through and intrude upon their thinking. That's you breaking the law, bud. That gets you a visit from the space police.

>>40682037
you’re on 4chan nigga
Kill yourself you pathetic glowfuck

>>40681778
>>40681797
>>40682013
>gives actual advice how to solve OP’s problems
>gets ignored
why do they even post these threads?

>>40682086
Lmao the fuck is wrong with you

>>40682153
Go back bitch. You can’t hang here nigger

>>40682153
>first day on 4chan
this place isn’t for you

>>40682153
>lmao instead of kek
they need to give you glowniggers training

>>40682158
I just don't get all the anger and hatred lol
It's kinda cringe lmao

>>40682164
You’ve never used the internet before?
You really are black

>>40682173
yeah but they’re lying about being Japanese. are black people trying to invade 4channel?

>>40681567 (OP)
not a spell, but thinking about it, looks, physiognomy is the most direct connection to physical manifestation of your formed consciousness (or soul ?) which will then directly influence females around.

the more you concentrate efforts mental and physical to ensure achieving maximization of form viable for female gaze the more is the formless more able to be an active agent in the form of material. the other issue is male gaze demands strength, while female gaze demands esthetic proportions of form.

this thing goes deeper but i don't know where to move from this line of thinking

>>40681567 (OP)
It's called money. Work hard and accrue as much of it as you can. It literally works like magick.

>>40681567 (OP)
So I’ve done this in the past. It’s a bit messy and can lead to serious consequences. I’m going to give you the rundown on how this actually works.

At first it simply binds the two of your souls together. Whether you’re both married or not, it does work.

They will fight you tooth and nail. Remember this is a battle of wills and, like a dog, you’re breaking their spirit. It will take time for this to work and it’s actual work.

Nothing else I’ve found, works. All the sugar shit etc is pointless.

Start on a new moon, it’s a full moon tonight so I wouldn’t start now. Wait. Draw this on your left hand. Write their name and your name on a piece of paper and fold it. Burn the paper to ash. Prick a finger and drop some blood onto the ash. Love hurts faggot. Do it or you don’t truly love her. Drip the blood into the ash and repeat the following.
>bind our souls as one (name) and me. I break the chains of fate. So mote it be.
If you feel your left ear start to ring that’s a good sign. That means she hates you. That’s the start of the spell.

>>40684723
Put the blood and ash into a jar. Leave it undiscovered and undisturbed until the full moon. At midnight, take the jar and bury it far from where you sleep.

During this phase, a few things will happen. You’ll choke at night when trying to sleep. It’ll be like you can’t breathe. She will hesitate and not call you, but one day she’ll call. She might argue. Hard. But that’s ok. Remember, stay calm, you’re casting a black spell. Nothing during this phase will matter.

Then one day she’ll come around and start talking all friendly. Perhaps it’ll be like she’s in psychosis or “under a spell” because she literally is.

You have 2 months to get her to actually like you. After 2 months the spell kinda “breaks”. If you’ve done nothing during this period to actually build the relationship, it’ll end abruptly.

Congrats on assigning your soul to hell.

Kehh

>>40681567 (OP)
>Anon wants a spell to make any woman he talks to fall in love with him.
>We give him
>He casts the spell
>His phone rings, he answers. It's his mother. Too late to realize what is happening.
>Now anon is mad at us.

>>40681797
taco looks like a lil player