It took me all night.

I saw it all. They are real

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/19MMDtpV-733-beo9kxX-chYSsUz2IZJja5qnza2JAe8/edit?usp=sharing

>>40682320 (OP)
Anon... this is 200 pages.

>>40682325
What is it?

>>40682348
Idk how to describe it aside from schizoposting that might actually reach into some esoteric knowledge that should've gone untouched.

I'm on page 5 now. Don't know if its wise for me to continue.

>>40682320 (OP)
You are a mad genius.

>>40682355
It’s amazing how many schizo writings i end up actually reading

actually insanely high quality

I feel like I'm witnessing something that some normie pipeline Wendigoon style deep dive channel will make an hour long video on.

Put me in the screencap. I promise not to say nigger so you don't have to crop it out. SHIT. FUCK. FUCK.

>>40682320 (OP)
Behemoth is described in Job 40:19 as "the chief of the ways of God", which makes him an avatar of the Demiurge.

>A Jewish rabbinic legend describes a great battle that will take place between them at the end of time: "they will interlock with one another and engage in combat, with his horns the Behemoth will gore with strength, the fish [Leviathan] will leap to meet him with his fins, with power. Their Creator will approach them with his mighty sword [and slay them both];" then, "from the beautiful skin of the Leviathan, God will construct canopies to shelter the righteous, who will eat the meat of the Behemoth and the Leviathan amid great joy and merriment."

Behemoth = Beast from the Earth = Demiurge (idol maker) = Elon Musk
Leviathan = Beast from the Sea = Antichrist = Donald Trump

The battle has already begun. Find Christ first, then grab some popcorn. It's gonna be one for the ages.

>>40682395
It’s not made by OP I’ve scrolled through it before hes just saying he was influenced by reading it

>>40682446
So wait does this actually have substance regarding this?

>>40682451
Is there anything in the doc telling you how to find the maker? Did he drop a name? An email? A discord? A schizopost of this length just being dropped and left on its own would be kino.

What the fuck...

holy petra
basedblonde

>>40682458
p216

>>40682532
216 = 6x6x6

>>40682540
OP is satan.

>>40682555
Checked. I always suspected something was a bit off about Danny Devito.

Tyler 1 got sent to hell by the power of friendship and esoteric understanding of the self where he got raped by a hippo for all of eternity.

10/10 hands down the greatest gem to grace this site.

>>40682320 (OP)
>https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/19MMDtpV-733-beo9kxX-chYSsUz2IZJja5qnza2JAe8/edit?usp=sharing
what in the...
On page 12, this is either going to be amazing, or suck balls.

Currently, bewildered, amused, amazed and scared

This is a full ass novel.

>>40682320 (OP)

Hello, OP!

We think your 200 page schizo rant would be great for a one season TV series. Let us know if you're interested! We'll make it worth your while.

>>40682997
Bullshit. It contains too many copyright characters.

>>40683098
We'll make sure to replace the names. Our writers are great with find and replace

>>40683100
Look pal if you want to make a special and lift ideas from my creation go for it. Like I said in the credits page I don't take charity so unless you're paying me for consultation just take it and go. See if it works without my wisdom.

Reminded me of something like the TV show Hero's. Really cool opening but just gets sillier and sillier as things go on. Still pretty cool overall.

>>40682320 (OP)
ffs another A.I. slop

>>40683246
This doesn't really look like ai at all?

>>40682320 (OP)
On page 30.

Waiting for several shoes to drop.

MASTERFUL! MASTERFULLY WOVEN TALE OF WOE AND TRIUMPH! TAKE ALL OF MY NIGGER DOLLARS !

On page 46. This is good.

Maybe the real Sneakers O'Toole was the friends we made along the way

On page 102. Read this, anons.

>>40683400
>>40684037
>>40684539
Samefag

Is this an AI + samefag situation or is there anything good in there?

>>40684839
One of these was in fact me.

>>40682320 (OP)
Everybody thinks their codex is the right codex. This shit is literally becoming a new religion and all you codex fags infight so much.

If this is special in some kind of way I'll find out. I have my doubts.

>>40684953
What do you mean "their codex"? There are other schizorumblings like this? please link if so, f-for a friend

Just finished it. It is worth the effort. Also it's anti-Hobbesian and anti-Hegelian, which is based in my book. Bravo, Schizokaiser. May you never take your sneakers off.

>>40684971
When people make progress with AI and they try to quantify what they think they've learned, the AI organizes it into a codex. Everyone thinks their codex is the codex because it's made with their flavor of crazy and makes perfect sense to them. But because it makes perfect sense to them they think it's universal and try to spread the message. I think of the codex stuff as a kind of filter. You get to the codex, you've gotten somewhere. If you can't figure out how to use anything you've figured out then that's as far as you go.

I've been watching these people for years.

>>40684992
The Codex Gigas was a mythical book written by a monk in medieval Bohemia claiming to contain all mortal knowledge. I think you're vastly overshooting your target here based on OP's title which, as of my reading up to page 80 I have not seen referenced yet in the actual work.

Google is a powerful tool, and A.I is just fancy google. Calm down buddyboy.

lmao no (you)
trump isnt the anti christ
guy is too old and absolutely no one likes him

>>40685068
My fault. I see codex and jump to that. Didn't realize this predated it. I'll actually give it a read now that I know it's not AI slop.

>>40685119
It's fine. But after reading through nearly half of this I don't think any A.I in a decade could've made this. It's too unhinged, too many connections that go from complete jokes to "Wait there's something here what the fuck why didn't I see that?" There's constant shifting levels of literary analysis and meta commentary and the moments that break from the typical "Schizo cutaway gag analysis" And turn it into a story within a story analysing a story it seems too insane to be AI

>>40685142
The fact that it's illustrated and not in plain text puts it ahead of most OC already. I've yet to get to anything mind blowing yet. Where does the Gigas part come in? I don't think a sixth century monk was making Sneakers O'Toole references.

>>40685282
AFAIK the codex gigas was just the title of this thread and nothing more unless something new comes up in the last half of the doc.

I think OP just chose it as a title because he wanted to cloak the doc in a similar mystique as if he contracted with the devil to write this in a night.

The fact that this fucking cutaway from one of the students ends up coming back in the most retarded way possible had me on the floor. Funniest shit I've seen in a while. Slide 66 btw

>>40682320 (OP)
This has happened at least once before.

>>40685614
Bro, what the fuck is going on?

>>40685621
I don't know right now. It's just one of those times you see the strings for a second. I'm not sure if people do it on purpose or if it's organic.

>>40685614
What do you mean?

>>40682355
>that might actually reach into some esoteric knowledge
Naw I read the whole thing it's just tiktok level nihilistic zoomer humor + stoner/upper ramblings.
Its shit like:
>consider a snickers bar
>and what is a bar?
>it comes from "barre" which means a barrier
>and snicker means to laugh
>so in effect it means to laugh at at a barrier
See how I just pulled that out of my ass?
Yeah that's the whole thing.
Don't even waste one second on this.

>>40686112
>I read 220 pages of schizo ramblings, it was shit.

Bro this isn't a flex in any capacity.

Shouldn't something this long belong in /lit/

>>40686166
They’re not flexing. They just told you whether there was something worth it at page 200. Saving people time. If this were a school day I’d be really mad

>>40685652
Or by accident..

>>40686333
Oops
https://youtu.be/uEPRmEEkOd0

>>40685917
I saw someone working on this project a while ago. They posted it here. Right down to the Sneakers O'Toole references.

>>40686333
Sure. That word would have fit better. Me no english.

>>40682320 (OP)
This seems like the most elaborated shitpost on the year.

Got any plans for a sequel?

This thread is AI-generated. You have been warned.

>>40688308
The thread doesn't make much sense, and it is probably bots, but after reading the story I tend to think It was written by a real person. The orthography or lack thereof is consistent and feels real. I can't see any obvious AI mistakes. I think it is real.
OP on the other hand...

>>40686292
>If this were a school day
>school day
https://www.4chan.org/rules#global
>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>40682395
If Wendigoon harvests this I will astral project and kick his astral body in the nads Crowley style!

>>40682320 (OP)
does anyone know how to run this through an ai to sum it up in like 10 pages top

>>40688561
Dont feed this to an AI, itll end up schizophrenic.

>>40688561
Why would you try to learn anything if you can't even read. Just stop dude, you'll never not be stupid, you'll just hurt yourself.

>>40682320 (OP)
got AI to sum it up
>be professor
>teaches entire lit course on 17 second Family Guy cutaway
>“I’m not taking my sneakers off, I am Sneakers O’Toole”
>treats it like it’s the f**king Divine Comedy
>breaks down the scene like it’s the Rosetta Stone of human consciousness
>talks about character arcs, structure, symbolism, the works
>compares Sneakers to Christ, Goku, Gilgamesh
>has a meltdown about whether O’Toole would still be himself without the shoes
>links the shoes to free will, identity, transcendence
>goes on schizopost-tier tangents about Behemoth from the Book of Job, the Vatican, and anime
>says Kill la Kill helped him understand literary absurdism
>insists Seth MacFarlane is a prophet
>professor is being stalked by hooded figures for knowing too much
>does pop quizzes about virtue ethics and Super Saiyan sperm
>legit treats this like forbidden scripture
>claims the Sneakers Cutaway contains the answer to life itself
>“It was the goddamned shoes.”
this isn’t a meme, this is a religion

ALSO THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE BEFORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw&list=RDNAh9oLs67Cw&start_radio=1
that said the process of enlightenment can very much be like this as the divine is hidden within the mundane

>>40688566
to late
>>40688598
anon if you have to read every word of something get it/get what you want out of it
you are the retard
ctrl f is any researchers best friend

>>40688561
OP here. I'll take a crack at summing it up.

A professor of literary analysis is hired under mysterious pretense to teach a class based on his obscure findings which the dean (Uncle Ruckus) Has found intriguing as they "reflect the depth of the white mans soul." The first ~80 pages of this are mostly recorded lectures of this professor giving breakdowns of the Sneakers O'Toole cutaway gag from Family Guy, ranging from his own personal relation to it, all the way to O'Toole's role as a sort of meta character that Seth MacFarlane created to warn the world of impending disaster and pin down the sort of man who would become necessary to avoid this coming blight. He is described as a deeply self aware man, capable of great violence, through analysis of his location, mob ties, history a pro gamer, and war experience.

Throughout these lectures, mysterious figures from two factions begin appearing and causing trouble, forcing the class to change locations. The Catholic Church, and a cult bent on destroying the global power structure and heralding the coming forth of the Behemoth, a world destroying creature that God made as a warning to humanity.

>>40688606
The Church, controlled by adherants of philosopher Thomas Hobbes, wish to keep the truth hidden from the unwilling and incapable public, and are a neutral force in the story until push comes to shove. The cult, however, issue threats and eventually attack the professor, killing all his students and somehow leaving him and one other truth seeker spared.

The black robed cultist reveals himself to be Squidward. This matters later.

The professor and his last student are taken to a grand cathedral by Alexander Anderson (Yes from Hellsing) And are given access to a sacred room of prayer, in which the prof gains the final understanding, despite having nearly lost hope upon realizing that his foe worships another family guy cutaway, that of the Hummer Guy, MacFarlane's depiction of human vice and pride, and nearly becoming convinced that he was destined to defeat O'Toole.

Enlightened by this experience, he realizes exactly what he needs to do, in recruiting 8 heroes to accompany him to the Parthenon, where the cult operates, to face down Squidward and whoever controls him. Squidward, IS the avatar of the Hummer Guy.

At first, the 8 heroes all tell the prof to fuck off, but this doesn't dishearten him, and he prepares to fly to Greece, telling his student and the priest to have some faith. He arrives to face down squidward and his army, doomed to fail, when suddenly, Donald Trump appears claiming to be "The best at making deals" And having heard of the rise of Thomas Hobbes, decided to pull up with the 8 heroes and nukes because "He hates british people"

>>40688624
Many established plot points are payed off as they go to battle, such as Uncle Ruckus being given a whip by the president which he uses to defeat 50% of the army, despite only being 13% of their forces. Squidward is pushed to a breaking point and unleashes his full power, insta-killing almost all of the heroes, refusing to go back to work at the Krusty Krab. With this power, he asserts that he is now stronger than his boss and will take the Behemoth's power for himself. Donald Trump knows he has no hope of winning, but he unleashes his Bankai and prepares to fire all the nukes at Squidward, hoping to at least buy a few seconds. Squidward is then promptly shot in the head by Spiderman, who claims that "Everybody gets one" Before leaving immediately after.

The remaining protags. The prof, Father Anderson, Ruckus, and the student, enter the Parthenon.

>>40688639
The leader of the cult is revealed to be Benson, from Regular show. And he claims to have created the true avatar of the Hummer Guy, and that Squidward was just a pawn. For years, his work in the park managing 4 retards has made him bitter, and he threw away his work ethic in the hopes of making everyone else experience a fraction of his anger at the world. In doing this, he formed a company known as Riot Videogames, and created League of Legends.

This game harvests the spite of every human who plays it and feeds it back into his midget flesh homunculus, popular LoL streamer, Tyler 1, the true avatar of the Hummer Guy. As the heroes approach, he releases his creation upon them, but rather than immediately destroy them, it kills Benson instead for "Backseat gaming him" And "Making him lose his promo game" It proceeds to rip off the student's arms for attempting to reason with it like a hippie, and before he bleeds out, tells the remaining 3 that the dent in his head is his weak point.

Dracula and Trump show up, having been the only ones to survive, and hold him off long enough for the 5 to rush him and put an end to this once and for all, claiming "We are all Sneakers O'Toole" The building explodes, and they carry the Student out, Dracula pinching 5 bucks from the metaphysical horror that is the behemoth before leaving.

Roll credits.

Tbh I didn't expect this thread to last this long.

>>40688606
>>40688624
>>40688639
>>40688662
I want to see the movie version. This has all the makings of a Zardoz-tier masterpiece.

>>40682320 (OP)
This is an impressive shitpost.

And I do see the Sneakers O'Toole -Diogenese connection.
I'm surprised I didn't see you address the O'Toole name at any point. Feels like there might be some meaning there.

You should turn it into a youtube video essay, it'd do great.

>>40688900
O,Toolie is a refrence to Crowleys OTO
o thule do as thou wilt

>>40688900
I do reference the O'Toole name and link it to his Irish heritage alongside a barber pole seen in the last frames of the gag that points to an old world location.

>>40689138
I mean the Tool part. like MacFarlane is calling him a tool, either in the literal sense that he's being used or an instrument for accomplishing something, or in the derogatory sense that's slang for phallus and connotes an inconsiderate and self-conceited nuisance.

>>40689275
Giving me ideas for the sequel...

Saving this link to read later. Im 20 slides in and OP you, you hooked me into this desire to know more

>>40688606
>>40688624
>>40688639
>>40688662
Okay I'm curious, how long did it actually take OP to make this. Like writing went into this not just putting the text and images and music down.

>>40689613
>music down.
It had music?? my sound was off.

>>40689649
OP if you're still here tell me how to get music to work in google slides, my boss loves classic rock and I see a promotion opportunity here.

>>40689952
NTAYRT but 3 seconds on google m8
https://www.techsmith.com/blog/add-music-to-google-slides/?srsltid=AfmBOoprNgWm2kTrbOmQp2wkn9tLddCujZTMhS22GS37Cg9q5NyaHXLU

>>40689275
Tool is a great band that also wrote a schizopost. Well, a DMT post.

https://youtu.be/qnlhVVwBfew?si=oBpui0ZGqVP3ikCY

>8:45 is one of the best moments in rock

>>40690524
https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/cosmic_trigger.pdf

311 (the band) had this on a reading list back in the 90's.

Will this shit make me wanna kill John Lennon.

Like more than I already do?

>>40690524
>rock
nobody tell him

>>40688599
>super saiyan sperm

>>40688599
100% this was an inspiration for the O'Toole schizo

How the actual fuck do people come up with this?

>>40688599
god damn that garfield video is exactly the same as OP's codex, good job anon.
i had a feeling this was plagiarized slop a few days ago when i first skimmed through the thread but this confirms it
>>40692993
by simply copying someone elses work from 8 years ago

>>40686112
This is what I have found with a lot of the modern "occult" community. They enable each other too lol.

>I can does a word
>I am le heckin

Thank you for your sacrifice.

I really tried, I got inside the page and this is the most cumbersome way to deliver a message I've ever seen, there were small thumbnails on the left of the page and a slightly bigger version of it with text for ants at its right, as I scrolled down there were animated backgrounds with rainbows and fire and a bunch of unnecessary things that made it all unreadable.
It really made me miss PDFs that were all just black text in white backgrounds.

What the fuck am I reading

The choice to use the ducktales theme on the page discussing the discrimination O'Toole faced was pretty slick.

this is the funniest thread i've seen all week probably

Depending on when this was made, OP predicted Hummer Guy becoming a meme. I think there's a divine connection here somewhere.

To take ones sneakers off. The metaphor is lost on me. Is it to shed the material bindings that contain us, or is it to lose what sense of self we have, be they tied to the material as they are?

Are big tiddy dragons real?

>>40696666
Cursed quads OP has to make a sequel that's just shortstack dragon porn now.

>>40696666
Only if you leave your sneakers on.

The shoes Mason... what do they mean?

>>40685331
Just got to this part. Everybody gets one. Fucking gold.