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Anonymous No.40685680 >>40685699 >>40685707 >>40685709 >>40685763 >>40685777 >>40686077 >>40686302 >>40686354 >>40686389 >>40686964 >>40687527 >>40688054 >>40688111 >>40688143 >>40689561 >>40694598 >>40697695
Is beer magic a thing?

I refuse to believe that something that has been around for thousands of years doesnt have some kind of magical properties
Anonymous No.40685696 >>40685709 >>40685710 >>40696061
Why do you think string drinks are called spirits? It possesses you.
y um, y um, r amun No.40685699
>>40685680 (OP)
Not with modern beer, not really.
Anonymous No.40685707
>>40685680 (OP)
youre drinking faery farts is that not magik enough
Anonymous No.40685709 >>40685714 >>40686135 >>40692159
>>40685696
>>40685680 (OP)
Alcohol actually cuts you off from the spirit world which can be useful, and isn’t as harmful as others would have you believe, unless you use too much, which happens to a lot of people these days.

Each alcohol type also lends itself to improving a particular activity.
Tequila- sex
Whiskey- lamenting
Beer- gastronomy
Etc..
Anonymous No.40685710
>>40685696
Strong*
Anonymous No.40685714
>>40685709
>Each alcohol type also lends itself to improving a particular activity.
Please explain? Pretty much every drug I've taken makes me horny with the exception of dxm
Anonymous No.40685763
>>40685680 (OP)
This is my favorite beer of all time.
Best beer in the entire world.
Fuck Budweiser.
Fuck Heineken.

It makes feel like a God.
Anonymous No.40685777 >>40686077 >>40692171
>>40685680 (OP)
try making some and see for yourself, it's fun (wines, brandy, and rum may be an easier starting point though). I find doing anything /ck/ related with an /x/ mindset feels like magic(k)
Anonymous No.40686077 >>40686127
>>40685777
>>40685680 (OP)
cheers
https://archive.org/details/sacred-herbal-healing-beers-stephen-buhner
Anonymous No.40686127
>>40686077
Saved, thanks!
Anonymous No.40686135
>>40685709
Rum makes me good and relaxed
Anonymous No.40686302
>>40685680 (OP)
Yeah, it makes you drunk. That's the magic of beer.
Anonymous No.40686354
>>40685680 (OP)
I just started making homemade wine and if you consider yeast "magic" then sure because it's pretty much the "magic ingredient" in beer too
Anonymous No.40686389 >>40686398
>>40685680 (OP)
alcohol was used for medicinal (to capture herbal medicinal qualities) into the alcohol which was then ingested by the recipient.

In chinese lore, it is believed that you stand on a bridge to drink the drink of forgetting before reincarnating into your next life.

Famous monks brewing their beer...
>Trappist beer is a type of beer brewed by Trappist monks within the walls of a monastery. These beers are made under the supervision of monks, and the production must adhere to strict criteria set by the International Trappist Association (ITA). The name "Trappist" comes from the La Trappe Abbey in France, where the Cistercian order began.

But also
>the term "anathema" generally means something or someone that is cursed or condemned, which could be a fitting name for a potion with dangerous or forbidden effects.

>Anathema derives from Ancient Greek: ἀνάθεμα,[8] anáthema, meaning "an offering" or "anything dedicated",[3] itself derived from the verb ἀνατίθημι, anatíthēmi, meaning "to offer up". In the Old Testament, חֵרֶם (chērem) referred to both objects consecrated to divine use and those dedicated to destruction in the Lord's name

Stringing some haphazard thoughts in regards to this
Anonymous No.40686398
>>40686389
cont.

Alcohol is really, really bad for you however.
New studies in regards to alcohol show how it kills your brain cells, and people are much prone to suicidal thoughts after drinking.
Anonymous No.40686873
Hops are a sedative that replaced the bettering agents previously used in brewing mugwort being so named because it was historically one of the main herbs used for beer making.
Anonymous No.40686964 >>40687042
>>40685680 (OP)
modern filtered beer has basically no magical properties and has the spiritual potency of wonderbread. it's basically an industrial byproduct of livestock feed at this point.

old beer/ale was typically full of nutrients and lower abv and not ultra-filtered like the modern shit, though stronger brews and finer filtering could be achieved, it was just much more expensive to do so.

hops are also cheap phytoestrogenic trash used as a preservative, they've been around for a while but if you want the real hyperborean semen of freyr type shit you have to brew your own and use gruit and add magic herbs like meadowsweet, there were a lot of different things people would add for medicinal or magical properties. you want ale, as in alu, as in unhopped beer. im assuming you're thinking of it in a northern european context.

some even say that for certain rituals special ales may have been brewed that spiked with nightshades like henbane or mandrake. not recommended as they are extremely poisonous. others say they may have had amanita muscaria added, look into kvass.
y um, y um, r amun No.40687042
>>40686964
I think they were thicker too, more like a porridge, which meant natural fungus would find it a lovely home.
Anonymous No.40687400
Alu alu.
Anonymous No.40687527 >>40696607
>>40685680 (OP)
If you're looking for a magic beer, look no further
Anonymous No.40688054
>>40685680 (OP)
To me alcohol is magic, it allows me to connect with parts of myself I usually don't have access to.

Why else do you think is there a saying that drunks always tell the truth?
Anonymous No.40688111
>>40685680 (OP)
Yeah I can make it disappear
Anonymous No.40688143 >>40688280 >>40688979
>>40685680 (OP)
Miss me on that jew juice.
Anonymous No.40688280 >>40688368
>>40688143
Op said beer, not alcohol. Do you REALLY think that only one early civilization had a name for fermented beverages?
https://zythophile.co.uk/2010/01/27/words-for-beer-2-was-beer-originally-cider/
>four hundred years before English adopted the word bier from the Continent to describe a malt liquor flavoured with hops (altering the spelling to “beere”), it already had a word beór that was used for an alcoholic drink. Around the time of the Norman invasion in the 11th century, however, beór disappeared from the English language.
>Most writers who touch the subject assert that beór, which is found much less frequently in old texts than the word that became “ale” in modern English, ealu in West Saxon (or alu in Anglian), was merely a synonym for ealu.
>They take their cue from the Oxford English Dictionary, which says, under its definition of “ale”, that “Ale and beer seem originally to have been synonymous.”
>To back up this claim the OED quotes from a poem called the Alvíssmál, or “Talk of Alvíss “, composed in the 11th or 12th centuries, probably in Iceland. This says (in Old Norse): “öl heitir með mönnum, en með Ásum bjórr,” that is, “‘ale’ it is called among men, and among the gods ‘beer’.”

Do you need me to search up the original word that the asians used as well?
Anonymous No.40688309
beer magic...
Anonymous No.40688368 >>40688386
>>40688280
>Op said beer, not alcohol.
Beer contains alcohol.
Anonymous No.40688386
>>40688368
The point being you seem to have confused the common usage of a word from a certain place in reference to a substance with the substance itself.
There are MANY words, from MANY root languages, that in reference to the intoxicating chemical.
It is retarded to be scared of it because modern English decided to use an Arabic word for it and those desert savages come up with idiotic notions.
Anonymous No.40688979
>>40688143
>mohomedan pseudo etymology is totally legit goys

You know nothing of the aqua vitae
Anonymous No.40689107
Beer was traditionally the primo slave food.
Now it's taken over by basedboy consooooomers who can't close their mouths when you put a camera in front of them.
Not sure what happened.
Anonymous No.40689561 >>40689580
>>40685680 (OP)
You must learn the and chant the hokey, er holely, Hymn, or you will remain Unsaved and beerless!

100 beers on the wall,
1100 bottles of Beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around me,
99 bottles of beer on the wall…
1 bottle of beer on the wall…

Annndd praise Dionysus!
Anonymous No.40689580
>>40689561
Ps: Is it the godsdamned Apple phone or the Nut between the screen and the chair
Anonymous No.40689620
Is bread magic a thing?

I refuse to believe that something that has been around for thousands of years doesnt have some kind of magical properties
Anonymous No.40689630
Is food magic a thing?

I refuse to believe that something that has been around for thousands of years doesnt have some kind of magical properties
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40689833 >>40689867
>Is beer magic a thing?

Yes.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40689848 >>40689867
>Is food magic a thing?

Yes.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40689867
>>40689833
>>40689848
https://youtu.be/UYwF-jdcVjY
Anonymous No.40692159
>>40685709
Gin gives me a big bœner
Anonymous No.40692171
>>40685777
Hard cider is very easy. Black tea and apples wait 30 days
Anonymous No.40694598
>>40685680 (OP)
It's called alcoholism
Anonymous No.40696061 >>40696068
>>40685696
Alchemists distilled the essences of material into alcohols. They called them spirits because they believed it contained the spirit of the plant/material. Over time we retained the convention of calling alcohol spirits.
Anonymous No.40696068
>>40696061
Capitalist revisionism
Alcohol also comes from the Arabic al ghoul, a possessing spirit. But let me guess that's not true either right
Anonymous No.40696607
>>40687527
disgusting
Anonymous No.40697695
>>40685680 (OP)
drops vibration/resonance

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