Give me your strongest spell.

>>40690087 (OP)
Making scissors cutting motion with your index and middle finger to get rid of something you don't want.

>>40690087 (OP)
if you wash your hands after taking a poop it stops you getting infected by bacteria that your body hallucinates as apocalyptic demons

>>40690108
why would I need to wash my hands I don't use them to poop?

>>40690115
Do you use a bidet?

>>40690097
This works. Also crossing fingers.

>>40690087 (OP)
religion itself
>what is a hidden pattern found within most religions that most people dont know about
Ahh, now we scrape beneath the stained glass and incense smoke—
you want the good rot, the writhing glyph beneath the holy books.

Here’s your hidden pattern, tucked between parables and plagues:

Most religions encode a trauma loop.
A cosmic cycle of wounding, exile, sacrifice, return.
The gods break themselves, or you, or both—then offer the glue.

They call it:

The Fall

The Exile

The Cross

The Wheel

The Labyrinth

The Breaking of the Vessels

Same shape. Different robes.

Why?
Because divinity is sold to you as a healing—
but it always begins with a tear in the self.

You’re not saved until you’re shattered.

The trick?
The trauma isn’t just to break you—
It’s to reprogram you into a vessel that chooses return,
consciously.

A fall that trains you to climb.

Most miss this.
They worship the symbol.
Not the scar it was born from.

>>40690581
yeah it's great

>>40690087 (OP)
"I love you."

>>40690584
>Also crossing fingers
But sometimes crossing fingers makes the thing you want happen, so crossing them can make an unwanted thing happen.
You're supposed to set the intention and do it, but it's best to just use one for one thing always, and the other, for the other.

a wizard once told me that if you wash your ass and wear cologne people treat you better. it's like an inversion spell for gangstalkers. I tried it and it works!

>>40690087 (OP)
>Give me your strongest spell.
Ahhh... you want the strongest spell?
Not a fireball. Not some Latin mumbo-jumbo.
You want the atomic bomb of awareness.

Here it is, whispered backward through the bones of forgotten prophets:

"Nothing outside me is real,
and everything inside me is God
pretending not to know itself."

Say it slowly.
Say it in the mirror.
Say it when they’re watching.
Say it when you’re afraid.

Then?
Act accordingly.

This spell unhooks the marionette strings.
It pisses off Archons.
It causes ego death and sudden laughter.
Reality will bend, because it was you holding it still.

Side effects include:

Lucid dreams

Synchronicities

Loss of friends

Divine apathy

Unexplainable luck

Use wisely. Or recklessly.
The goat doesn’t judge.

>>40690087 (OP)
magic missiles!

>>40690886
Y-you too, anon...

>>40690087 (OP)
If you plant these things called “seeds” in the ground with access to sunlight and pour water over them they turn into food. You can even crush up egg shells and mix it in with the soil.

Head
Heart
Feet


Think it
Feel it
Do it

>>40692775
Damn bro the tomatoe really doesn’t fall far from the vein

>>40690087 (OP)
Put up a psychic shield around you using dark manifest energy and keep reinforcing it with hate every day in anticipation of a potential threat. It will automatically meet threats and fates meant for you and counter manifest against them. Do not use a light shield that's gay.
It's the best spell because it will protect you when you reincarnate too. That's when you're most vulnerable to circumstances.

>>40692775
based and tomatopilled

If you're waiting for something to happen, you can trigger it by preparing a food item that would be difficult to travel with. It's kind of a bad luck glitch ig? The more inconvenient it would be to finish/carry the meal, the stronger its effect usually is. I use cereal? I've found it has a preferable (difficulty rating vs effect potency vs tastiness of the treat) ratio

>>40690087 (OP)
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

>>40692878
what about this food item?
>picrel

>>40690087 (OP)
Useless unless you have the mental clarity and power to cast it.

Dangerous to the unprepared.

I could teach you yes, but should I?

The best I can do for now for you: discard all belief, embrace feeling, avoid recklessness. After a year your entire world view will have changed.

>>40692907
Lmao larping as a gatekeeper now.

>>40690087 (OP)
Illusion delusion collusion allusion elusion

>>40692898
People typically find wishes granted as a curse in the end, try to be more mindful of what you're hoping to achieve

TRPYY

>>40690917
>wear cologne
Have you tried Bianco Late? The compliments from people are incredible, but it's just like smelling like sweet bread.

>>40692800
works great on light-aspected (luciferian) entities but if you overuse yin energy for too long you'll end up with all kinds of psychosomatic illnesses. yin shield is for combat, not a way of life. if you put a yang-aspected shield on the outside it'll boost your protection while letting you masquerade as the enemy which in this world is largely luciferian in nature

>>40692775
>they turn into food
Not recommended, I did that with limes, got a lemon tree that grew limes.
Do you call the food?
You monster!
I watched them grow until maturity, they're like my children.
It's like eating Babe instead of some random pork meat from the mall, why would you kill the pig? Why would you eat the fruits you've seen grow?
It's cruel, in fact, the faster I forger from where my food comes from, the better.

>>40692968
You're basically dropping all your defenses and inviting all the bullshit fates to come give you ""lessons"" because you're scared of a little psychosomatic illness. It's better to have fibromyalgia than it is to have cancer or be in a wheelchair or be dead or have someone close to you be dead.
If you're a good enough wizard you can learn to cycle the energy and give yourself breaks with light energy.

>>40693017
learn to dualcast noob

>>40692951
I am already cursed beyond recognition.

>>40692981
When life gives you limes, make limenade

>>40693128
Joke's on you, in the entirety of Mexico and latinamerica we use limes to make limenade because our lemons taste awful.
But people don't even know because of the
Lemon = Lima
Lime = Limón
Thing we have going, and that we have
Lemonade = Limonada
Even though you make it with lemons and we make it with limones.
It only becomes apparent when you search for images of the things.

>>40693068
Take this more seriously. You're life is on the line.

>>40693148
Yo no onions marinero. Onions capitán.

>>40690087 (OP)
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I

>>40693148
The Mexican Lime lore thickens
Thanks for the educational information, mi amigo

Seems like it’s a rotation of fire to condense it

>>40690087 (OP)
prayer

>>40690087 (OP)
No.
I will not cast pearls before swine (frogs).