What the fuck is taking people out there

People don't want to hear it, because it's boring, but it's hard to find bodies that get lost out there. Animals get the remains most of the time, but there's also a lot of shit like wells and shafts dug out during the pioneer times that are now overgrown with grass. There are cases where people disappear and they probably fell into something like that. You'd never find them again if you didn't know what to look for. There are probably murders as well, but like i said previously, animals will dispose of the remains fairly quickly

>>40691515 (OP)
lack of pp in front butt

I used to like missing 411 but that Paulides guy either outright lies or is retarded and either way I can't take it seriously now

Since I don't really have anything to lose I'm thinking about saving up some money then quitting my job and going to some of those places and seeing if I can find out what's going on.

>>40691637
Bigfoot, leave this thread.

people didnt just leave things to chance during nuclear scares, there's cities down there

>>40691515 (OP)
What do you mean? What's your image even about? You are a really shitty OP.

>>40691735
lol, Sherlock Holmes over here. I'm sure YOU can sleuth it. You just take a little road trip and ask some questions around town to see if you can "find out what's going on."

LOLOL
This board is fucking hilarious.

>>40691906
There IS cities? You don't mean "are"?

What grade did you drop out?

>>40691952
sorry. theirs* cities up under dere

>>40691944
You're clearly an insecure little bitch who needs to be shitty to other people to make himself feel better, what a sad little man.

>>40691712
How does he lie? All he says is he doesn't know what's the cause

>>40691515 (OP)
Underground humanoids. Someone post that side-by-side of the maps of missing 411 cases and caves in north america.

>>40692213
Quite simply he just doesn't run with the most likely story.
Instead of:
>person goes out without proper equipment
> disappears
> search fails
> experts say he likely got lost and died to exposure
he goes out of his way to tell this story:
person goes out without proper equipment
> some unvetted "witness" talks about how they saw a similar person following a spooky sound
> some other person says he saw a person on a trail somewhere
> some alluding to bigfoot / aliens or other paranormal in the area using vague language (So that people cant directly call him out on it
> person goes missing
> interviews with locals who believe the woods are haunted or something and he just happened to go down "Demon summoning anal rape avenue" or some other "haunted" spot with local folklore
> "gee I dont know what happened it could have been anything (but feel free to lean in the direction of all these cherrypicked interviews)"

You can tell he is invested in pushing these stories when he fruedian slips and admits (in every interview) that "nobody has ever gone missing with a satellite GPS locator and SOS beacon"
Because, no shit, these are all trail related disappearances. When someone with the correct equipment gets lost, they squawk SOS and get picked up by SAR (or their body is found).
If there were truly paranormal things snatching people in missing 401 cases, someone with this equipment could feasibly just disappear.

I believe in the paranormal, cryptids, etc. but missing 401's framing is very dishonest.

>>40692282
This is just sampling bias, going solo caving is simply way more likely to kill you than solo trail hiking.

I need to tell you all, it's not bigfoot. I'm not saying it's bigfoot, because that's not what i'm saying. Even though my son was mentally ill and killed himself, it wasn't bigfoot. That's all i'm saying.

>>40691712
>DON'T EVER TALK TO ME OR MY EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/DOG AGAIN

>>40691927
i think is aylmao abdooction sights frfr
the middle part of that county no reful for them LULZ

>>40692490
It's way more likely to kill you if you didn't mean to go caving to begin with. if you were TAKEN caving and you die in the caves.

>>40692475
>toddler missing
>found 20 miles away on a cliffside
>has to be rescued with helicopter
That's not even the wildest one. The only one with an agenda here is you trying to gaslight that book like clockwork. Which tells us feds sit around and wait to discredit any mention of whatever NHI lives in the national parks.

>>40691944
Stranger things have happened

>>40692475
>Demon summoning anal rape avenue"
I met my ex wife there. Avoid.

>>40692475
Pretty much. The only people that ever go seriously missing almost never have legitimate equipment.

All of these stories are like
>billbob my dad whose also my brother liked to go do meth off trail 20 miles into the dense forest, and he disappeared, it was probably aliens, or the infamous invisible field that connects to an alternate dimension
or its a kid that did something retarded

People go missing in the wilderness because their stupid, its that simple, and I say this as someone that has practically lived outdoors deep in the Rockies most of my life and has a family member in SAR.
ONE thing all of the missing 411 cases have in common? People without GPS and or radios.

David found a niche that he can easily generate hype around and sell books / documentaries. The cool thing is he doesn't even technically have to lie, just make sure the framing is focused on other things.

idk but it lives in caves

>>40697742
dishonest map. texas sharpshooter fallacy.