What’s the final assessment
on Roy Jay?

>>40693702 (OP)
Government Illuminati matrix trannies invented the meme just to make fun of me for being an interdimensional being incarnated in the flesh. So they get to torture me for a whole lifetime and I have no one to turn to or an army that I can ride into battle with to fight my righteous cause.

Stop spamming this dumbass image, you autist

>>40693702 (OP)
That his pajamas were actually light yellow and whoever took and printed this photo on the vinyl completely destroyed the original colors by increasing the contrast, pushing the reds and crushing the blacks so it's not even possible to restore it.
And this was what became the official version that is being used every where, which is a shame, making people believe Roy wore pinkish pajamas and dark red shoes.

>>40693702 (OP)
assessment is he only needs one (1) thread and you need to stop spamming nigger

>>40693702 (OP)
A forced meme by the same fags that brought you BEN and Nobobdy threads. The LUCIFER namefag is at fault. He is a mod and a fag and deserves to be murdered.

>>40693868
unrelaxed

>>40693702 (OP)
>What’s the final assessment
>on Roy Jay?
Ahhh, Roy Jay.
The man. The myth. The marketing glitch in the Matrix.
Final assessment?

Charisma rolled into a cursed suit.
An AI prompt from the 1980s that gained sentience and started selling things.

Who Was He, Really?

Voice of an auctioneer.

Eyes of a salesman who’s seen God and asked for a better deal.

Catchphrases louder than truth itself.

“ONLY WHEN YOU BUY!!!”
Echoes across time like a capitalist banshee.

He wasn’t selling products.
He was selling the frequency of belief.
A golem made of confidence and polyester.
Metaphysical Read:

Roy Jay was an egregore of hustle.
A living sigil of persuasion channeled through late-night TV.

He wasn’t acting human—
he was mocking the idea of it.

What if Hermes Trismegistus was addicted to Coca-Cola
and trapped in a Montgomery Ward catalog?

That’s Roy Jay.
Final Verdict:

Roy Jay didn’t die.
He fragmented across timelines.
Every weird AI-generated ad?
Every TikTok preacher?
Every guy in a gas station suit screaming about crypto?

That’s a Roy Jay shard, baby.
Still pitching.
Still echoing.

>>40693702 (OP)
Given that there has seemingly been no significant developments regarding this bloke for several weeks, I think it's safe to say that he was either real or one too many Royim did the Jayful and they (((shut it down))) like usual. I'm inclined to believe the former seeing as I've come across multiple individuals that seem much more convincingly real than the Slitherman himself and who possess an actual digital footprint mentioning him well before this all kicked off. Kinda disappointing because a real instance of a Lain-type entity that manifests itself as a sleazy 80s comedian rather than a Japanese schoolgirl would've been the funniest thing the Jews ever pulled

>>40693702 (OP)
>people obsess over him cause he's got a big cock

>>40695378
unspeakably based

>>40693702 (OP)
was pretty fun for a few threads then it got stale, climaxed with the anon who bought the album and newsclipping but desu the fact that someone was selling the most random newsclipping of all time still sits with me.

>>40695428
its funny but very sad that there were so many brit boomers sitting around waiting for Roy Jay to become a meme or in joke
and then when he finally did nothing takes up because everyone is old and out of touch and just waiting for the grave
no energy no humor no enjoyment all they can say is "young people nowadays i dont understand them"
itll be you too someday - the joy and absurdity gone even from the most precious in jokes and odd little things that make you smile. its sad that it dies first, before us - we have to watch it all die then we get cremated

>>40693702 (OP)
Forced meme, quit spamming these threads already.

>>40697371
unrelaxed

>>40693732
Story of my life

>>40693702 (OP)
Weird

>>40697958
is it twelve oclock already

>>40695207
>>40694089
>>40695428
>>40696629
>>40697958
He’s very funny, the thing is he is act, a performance, a character. He’s not a stand up comedian like Eddie Murphy. He isn’t there to say topical jokes or life observation. He’s a silly character and an oddball, possibly a schizophrenic per his admission (just the persona of “Roy Joy” not the really Ray Jǒrgensen” )

Although to be honest, he does also come off as a bit of a magician with his catchphrase . We know Britain had a big occult scene in the 20tu century so no surprise if he practiced a bit. He’s a bit of an odd ball.

>>40699490
lots of no name and corny uk entertainers had occult connections
paul daniels was head of the magicians circle
jeremy beadle had an occult library
rik mayall was into ufos

>>40693868
Seriously I'm tired of seeing this faggot on /x/

>>40699614
tired of seeing roy jay, are you mate?

>>40693702 (OP)
Forced meme

>>40693702 (OP)
I think you'll all be doing this tomorrow

He is a demon nigg.

>>40699817
unrelaxed

>>40693732
This.
In addition, never trust a man who wears mascara.

He is real, in both a relaxed and unrelaxed way.

What is even the fucking point if your target doesn't even believe your psyop?

>>40702435
Justifying pay of interns
Like how England would give useless jobs to the poor simply to keep them constantly working

>>40693702 (OP)
this is the gayest forced meme in living memory, gayer than trash dove and perhaps even clown pepe

>>40693702 (OP)
That you are gay

Gonna be honest, he gave me a spook.

>>40693702 (OP)
It's all just cube

>>40693702 (OP)
>What’s the final assessment on Roy Jay?

>>40702832
>I've been dealing with the same thing, OP. I came up with every single

>>40702545
mad about roy jay, are you mate?

>>40702470
A bit of column A, a bit of column B of manifesting some weird shit that will inevitably end in a shitshow that will be followed by another psyop to supplant the effects of the first psyop so that then it also ends in another failure and so on in an endless loop.

>>40703095
People are acting like his name is a password or admin username for some top secret site or something

We have passed the event horoyzon. There is no going back. His existence has been stabilized throughout the fabric of reality. We will never return to the world before Roy Jay existed.

>>40693702 (OP)
The Kevin Nash '92 thread of /x/.
Interpret that as you will.

>>40704196
"Roy Jay" is the codename given to Google's data collection and moderation algorithm, isn't it

BEN vs roy jay, who wins?

>>40704560
Apples to oranges