intelligence design oh mighty God

>>40705118 (OP)
Don't look up female hyenas

>>40705118 (OP)
It just werks

>>40705118 (OP)
Ok genius, invent an animal.

>>40705118 (OP)
Perphaps the creator of this particular creature thought it would be funny if it shat its own head.

My creator himself likes to do really funny shit with me, but thankfully they allows
me to grow.

Doing and achieving...
That's the plan...
Shit happens yo...
Deal with it...
Or don't...
Wot eva...

>>40705118 (OP)
he carries his home on your back and you have to work for 30 years to afford a home. who's the real winner?

>>40705118 (OP)
Like half of the religious world unironically believes that the reason that snakes don’t have arms and legs is because god is punishing them for what the devil did in the garden of Eden.

>>40705600
Almost like religion is fucking retarded.

god cursed the snails for their sins, just as he did with the sun fish and domestic pigs.

>>40706942
wow your God is so righteous and full of love <3

>>40706958
those creatures did some really bad things though, they deserve it.

haha fkk too funny

>>40705118 (OP)
Maybe the poop running down the front helps its slime somehow

>>40705151
I should have listened to you.. now it's too late

>>40705118 (OP)
This is somehow evolutionary advantage against of not shitting on own head
Natural selection at work

>>40705118 (OP)
he doesn't shit like us you fucking mongrel

Multi-stage turbines offer several benefits, including improved fuel efficiency

>>40705617
My point is that if you believe in “intelligent design” then you also probably accept the fact that some animals were made retarded on purpose, by god, as a joke.

>>40706958
Adulterers, liars, murderers, and the terminally online don't deserve eternal life

Didn’t Cain get cursed with eternal life for being a murderer though? Or am I mixing up Christian lore with vampire the masquerade again.

>>40708400
Yes, you fucking heathen cain was cursed with having to carry a sign that put him to shame for the rest of his life

Ok so then clearly god believes that some murders deserve eternal life.

>>40708413
No you fucking retard Cain ended up dying like the rest of humanity. Do you not read the book or something? Motherfucker

That’s why vampires don’t freak out when you show them a cross.

>>40708421
Vampires are just demonic apparitions.
Intelligent demons know that false idols cannot harm them

>>40706942
>>40706967
sun fish are cool as fuck though, they're just fugu that spec'd into going fast as fuck

>>40708419
>Do you not read the book or something? Motherfucker

I’m not Christian. What would be the point?

>>40708419
But David murdered many

>>40708428
sun fish are the opposite of fast though.

>>40708434
David murdered heathens and enemies of God. It's fair game to slay the wicked if God wills it

So murder is good sometimes and should be rewarded.

>>40708459
Murder is good if God wills it.
>The Murderer has to be carrying out the will of God
>The murdered is an evil person or devil
Only in those to scenarios. Don't get it twisted sicko, you are not on God's side.

>>40708437
theres been reports of them breaching water, so no

>>40708466
Third, you cannot find joy in murder. You must do it because you are carrying the judgement of god, but in the moment you become bloodlusted you become evil yourself.

>>40708451
So God believes that some murderers deserve eternal life
CHECKMATE

>>40708466
>>40708490
cringe asf

>>40708506
No, he let's people carry out his judgement on the wicked. Execution is different from murder. Of course an evil heathen like you can't tell the difference

>>40708512
Your mother is cringe your browsing history is cringe, your body is cringe, your mind is cringe.
You should kill yourself now!

>>40708514
You are clearly evil and must be executed

>>40708522
Another Sign of an evil person, they mock the righteous, and words of wisdom.

>>40708528
I have done so much evil, anon
Like, I asked got to let me RAPE my crush using alien tech
https://youtu.be/qaTfRV5XwNc?si=997vjY-Bp_vfXFS7

>>40705191
i am, i dont die if someone sprinks some salt on me

>>40708521
why don't you do it first glow-tard

>>40708645
Nah the snail wins, he doesn't become homeless and dirty and get financially raped by bankers because he had a depressive episode

>>40708528
my messianic figure says killin's for monsters, helpin's for people, and you're being bogus

>>40708678
>Anyone I don't like is a glowie

>>40708688
Even the true messiah says he will not cast the demons out of the man if he is not willing to leave his old ways

>>40708702
damn
What a shitty messiah

>>40708702
Yeah, our blue comet realized he has limits to how much he can help a few times. Did you even watch the show?

>>40708688
religious lunatic

>>40708645
>snail dies from snail-killing activity
>human dies from human-killing activities
>B-B-BUT
how autistic are you

>>40708728
You have to go back to wherever you got that faggy reaction gif from

>>40708711
>>40708722
Do you want to be saved from a life of porn addiction, hate posting, doomscrolling, and worshipping fake idols?
No? Yeah I thought so. There is no point of mind controlling someone who doesn't want to be saved

>>40708750
Well
I don't do hate posting. I am actually quite sweet and I do want to quit doomscrolling. I do not want quit porn tho.

>>40708750
>porn addiction
N/A
>hateposting
I rarely do that but I am seeking mental help for anger issues I've had since childhood now when before I was just encouraged to pray about it
>doomscrolling
not a sin by your religious text?
>worshipping fake idols
N/A

>>40705118 (OP)
>house IS body
>can go eat sleep and fuck wherever they want
>perfect being resonance and are both males and female
>millions of years of untouched perfection.

Humans fucking wish.
Enjoy the imperfect spine due to aquatic oversight and broken sleep cycle due to human industry.

>>40708781
>>doomscrolling
>not a sin by your religious text?
Think again, idolatry is not just pagan god worship

>>40708803
Oh ok so you're like my great grandma who thought the TV was the devil's eye. Regardless having FOMO clauses built into your death cult doesn't make it cool to crusader larp.

>>40708846
Your great grandmother was right.
Example
>Neglected chores/finishes them because you wanted to watch TV
>Did poor academically/at work because you couldn't stop thinking about your favorite TV shows?
If this is you your great grandma has been vindicated

>>40708865
>being behind on chores and schoolwork is demonic influence caused entirely by your CRT
xd
you people

>>40708865
maybe he still gets paid every month

>>40708890
Did your great grandma never teach you that sluggards are detestable to god? Or is she just another guardian that failed to teach you the truth.

>>40705118 (OP)
>>40705151
But but why did god create this creature if it is so hideous
Mankind is created in the image of god
Therefore we are called to a higher standard than animals

>>40708905
she died of cancer before I was born.
I simply follow a religion that wasn't invented to scare and guilt me into long hard underpaid/enslaved labor for schlomo without complaining.
your shitty outlook on life ignores the real scenario of mental illness contributing to maladaptive behaviors, blaming humours and objects instead...

>>40708919
Also your disgust towards feces is not too dissimilar to the disgust/shame Adam and Eve felt after eating the apple found out they were naked

>>40708927
>I simply follow a religion
You don't follow a religion, you follow yourself.
You see it's not just about being obedient to a man. It's about fulfilling god's punishment/grounding on humans
>You and your kin will work hard all the days of your life to garden and germinate vegetation to eat

>>40708950
>FULFILL GOD'S PUNISHMENT SUFFER SUFFER SUFFER FOR GOD FLAGELLATE NOW FLAGELLATE NOW
sorry to hear about your daddy issues.

>>40705600
Snakes still have vestigial legs so it checks out

>>40708104
Right? Hahahah
Good point anon

U say evolution did it and its kosher now

>>40708972
Did your father never discipline or ground you? Or was he another weak guardian that didnt do what he ought to

>>40709115
>the average atheist intellectual

>>40708846
>he doesn't know the quantum effects of light and plasma on the optic nerve
>he doesn't know the entire objective of demonic influence is to tunnel into your mind and replace your thoughts
>he thinks technology and electromagnetic waves are his friends

Big oof anon ngmi

>>40705151
That's only spotted hyenas

>>40705118 (OP)
Meh I just can't for the life of me believe a benevolent or all-knowing God created us. Annunaki or Demiurge gotta be!

>>40709200
Maybe I didn't get belted and switched into submission every day until my entire life is quivering in fear like you did but yeah he did when I misbehaved badly. I then subsequently understood once I was older that we have a better understanding of the psychological consequences now. But like, you idiots completely dismiss all science, either because your god or your trauma overrides your higher reasoning with fear. So, facts would never convince you, would they?
tl;dr for the degenerated Christian brain: if violence is the only discipline you can think of, your IQ is extremely low and you should not be reproducing.

>>40709476
Nah, I'd win. As supported by the fact the glowies haven't gotten me to kill myself yet.

>>40709514
>science,
Science is fake and gay,
>if violence is the only discipline you can think of
Your IQ must be lower if you just read the conversation we were just having

>>40709531
I sort of ignored the part where you said grounding because we both know what you meant by discipline, disingenuous christard.

Reminder: ignore science, beating the shit out of your children is GAAAAAAAWD'S WEEEEEEUUUUUUULLLLLAH!! HAAAAAAWLEYLOOYAAAAAA!!!

>>40709534
Now you are just being retarded on purpose
>>40709548
Yes ignore science that isn't replicable because theories are pseudo science no matter how hard NGOs and the gov will propagandize to say that it is not.
Children should be beaten but not to draw blood. The fact that the government tries to outlaw beating your kids because it is le child abuse says a lot about who they serve

>>40709534
Okay maybe I am being an asshole.
Discipline isn't just about beating your kids. It's also making them do chores they don't like or abstain from something

>>40709524
The devils don't need you to physically kill yourself. All they need is you to distance yourself from god

>>40709652
Finn is a better holy son than Jesus thoughever

>>40709749
Finn is a made up cartoon character made in the prior decade catered to children.
The only thing I know is that if a cartoon character doesn't believe in God or Jesus I know it is just a distraction.
I feel sorry for you,
I know it's easier to like a rainbow sparkle dog type character rather than a just and merciful dog, but that is also because it is easier to reap to the flesh than to the spirit

>>40709762
Wait what? I mean to say a just and merciful dog, darn auto correct is trolling me

>>40709776
GOD!

Finn does justice and mercy more correctly, you should watch the show, it's actually quite mature

>>40705118 (OP)
>>40705151
>No one has posted these
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitic_castration
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceratioidei#Sexual_parasitism

And literally every disease ever
Loving god btw

>>40710054
It's quite simple
when god gave man his punishment for disobedience death entered in the world.
Parasites and diseases started manifesting as a result.

>>40710274
>Parasites and diseases started
exist in the higher worlds as well

>>40710285
source?

>>40710312
It was revealed to me in a dream
I had to pull them out during an astral projection one night

>>40709508
tru

>>40712697
>the civy knows, shut it down!

>>40708395
Does the existence of a “right” whale imply the existence of a “wrong” whale, or a “left” whale?

>>40712898
Ask the man who named the whale.

>>40708395
Gestapo Penguin? What the fuck?

>>40705118 (OP)
This nigga is about to shit on his own head

>>40708645
lemme sprinkle some cyanide into your mouth

>>40705118 (OP)
Is this paranormal

>>40705118 (OP)
How is having diverse amount of creatures not design? Evolution would make everything similar, or even why would something evolve to shit on his face.

>>40708385
the function of monotremes like platypodes and echidnas was to gradually make earth mammals derived from either theropods or lizards. hard to say. there's fake platypodes, but also real ones with chicken-like skin and feathers for hair. also koalas and great pandas are extinct (and both do nothing but eat the same damn plants, and are faked. today.)
descriptions of the chupacabra indicate it's a hopping dimetrodon. hard to say if dimetrodons were closer to lizards or theropods though.
marsupials are the step after monotremes, to modern earth mammals like deer.

>>40710334
oh shit is it the long "balloon animals" type red wyvern thingies? like there's these reddish, strong, stretchy wormy critters that you literally pull hard and slow out of your gums from your mouth, and when you throw them to the ground they twist like pipe cleaners into the shapes of little wyverns?

>>40705118 (OP)
indian afterlife

>>40714130
more like dark black tendrils that shift shapes and zoom around as dark watery tarts.

>>40708466
Murder is definitionally: unrighteous killing. Righteous killing does definitely exist; killing in self defense, killing for food, killing in defense of one's family/tribe/king/nation. Defining all killing as murder is a common strawman.

>>40705600
Then women shouldn't have arms or legs.

Or

Women don't have arms and legs. Snakes have been the real women all along.

I may not be any kinda Theoscientist. But, I know what I've done. I know what feels right.

>>40708728
>>40708512
Gaybo furry jews have no opinions

>>40706942
Last of Us season 3 leak

>>40705151
https://www.vox.com/2018/6/18/17469196/metoo-spotted-hyena-pseudopenis-matriarchy

>>40705118 (OP)
Still cleaner then someone from India.

>>40705118 (OP)
>>40708385
To God the Platypus and Snail are perfectly designed creatures and basically you are a flea compared to him so who cares what you think... God cares about what you have to say even if it is stupid.

>>40708930
What level of awareness must could they have had if they didn't know they were naked and what's the problem with being naked anyway if God has created you perfect ?

>>40708466
I'm not on God's side. She's on mine, because She knows what's good for her.