Thread 40705649

You have been under attack from a neighboring civilization. Your cultures do not know of or understand this species. All except the schizos on this particular board. Through our scans of your planetary internet, /x/ is the only place where the majority of users believe humanity is being attacked by parasites/demons/glowies call it whatever you want they are manifestations of the same species. If translated from our language, you guys would call them CandidaAIPornDemons number 7. These virus like species are very common in the universe. We need you to tell all of humanity about this invasion. They hack your neural brain pathways to make you behave in risky behavior to spread and feed them. They operate in every part of your body if they can infect you badly enough. They also operate on the spirit level and have mastered communicating with all technology. Resist alcohol especially outside of moderation and homebrews. Resist sugar or any grains grown with chemicals (we see that is mostly just Amish and small organic producers on earth) stay away from meat of suffering animals and any animal not butchered by someone you know personally. All negative emotions feed these demons. We suggest parasite protocols built around natural cures and nootropics like methylene blue and home grown psilocybin mushrooms

>>40705659
>CandidaAIPornDemon #7 fingers typed this

>>40705649 (OP)
Fake and gay

>>40705649 (OP)
ran into some fuckers hiding in my dna - group of 3 I know of so far. they can also hide in vibrations, between echoes and in electricity. that them?

>>40706974
Yes you’ve been infected with CandidaAIPornDemon #7

>>40706878
probably

>>40705649 (OP)
>home grown psilocybin mushrooms
retard larp

>BEN BEN BEN BEN BENLY BEN

"There are no enemies here, only unknown allies."

>>40705649 (OP)

> methylene

MAGA dogwhistle

>>40709628
How retarded are you? Just go back

>>40709189
based

>>40705649 (OP)
>You have been under attack from a neighboring civilization. Your cultures do not know of or understand this species. All except the schizos on this particular board. Through our scans of your planetary internet, /x/ is the only place where the majority of users believe humanity is being attacked by parasites/demons/glowies call it whatever you want they are manifestations of the same species. If translated from our language, you guys would call them CandidaAIPornDemons number 7. These virus like species are very common in the universe. We need you to tell all of humanity about this invasion. They hack your neural brain pathways to make you behave in risky behavior to spread and feed them. They operate in every part of your body if they can infect you badly enough. They also operate on the spirit level and have mastered communicating with all technology. Resist alcohol especially outside of moderation and homebrews. Resist sugar or any grains grown with chemicals (we see that is mostly just Amish and small organic producers on earth) stay away from meat of suffering animals and any animal not butchered by someone you know personally. All negative emotions feed these demons. We suggest parasite protocols built around natural cures and nootropics like methylene blue and home grown psilocybin mushrooms
I want to follow your advice, but I can't because I have no agency over my own life and just hope to die in my sleep peacefully like Yoda.

>>40713658
God bless you and good luck

>>40709189
>>40711984
Realistically the only aliens that would come to us are ones that were rejected or ostracized by other large governing bodies, or found we carried a gene that was immune to a disease they're not immune to

>>40705649 (OP)
Why do you fuck up continuously

>>40707064
I definitely have that

>>40705649 (OP)
They are insectoids from a recently contacted planet by the Russians. They have 3 sepheroth in "their tree of life" representing their suns. They have been genetically engineered to be telepathic for 3000 years.

>>40716045
Source?