Birds Are Fake - /x/ (#40720662) [Archived: 256 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:42:59 AM No.40720662
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Ever notice in the morning you automatically hear all the birds chirping/flying around?.

Soon as the sun dissapears these fuckers dissappear with the sun! The normies love to lie and say birds sleep in the trees. We'll guess what!?
I've checked every fucking tree around my area at night and there is not A SINGLE FUCKING BIRD!!

these things are either not real or some interdemential beings spying on us then slink away into the night
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:44:05 AM No.40720670
>>40720662 (OP)
I've checked over 200 trees for sleeping birds at night and haven't found a single one!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:44:33 AM No.40720675
>>40720662 (OP)
2018 called.
They want their meme back.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:53:04 AM No.40720741
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>>40720662 (OP)
They all wear obnoxious looking colors too. I'm sure the jewish scientists want us to believe it's evolution or whatever but clearly they are giving themselves funky colors to make a mockery out of rational explanations that describe them. They exist outside the rules.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:53:30 AM No.40720744
No one dares say a crocodile not real
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:17:39 AM No.40720910
>>40720675
It's not a meme
This is serious
I bet you both of my nuts that if you go outside to the nearest tree at night you won't find any birds sleeping
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:19:14 AM No.40720922
>>40720910
shut up and go away rabbi
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:21:44 AM No.40720940
>>40720741
>all
just the males, generally, but modern graphic-tee gym-shorts man wouldn't understand anything about being fashionable to attract a mate.
also this meme was made by jews to insist on the absurdity of believing the holocaust isn't real.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:58:55 AM No.40721208
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>>40720662 (OP)
Anon, are you saying that the birds... are drones? Woah....
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:43:30 AM No.40721469
>>40720922
Do it! Just go look!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:44:43 AM No.40721477
>>40721208
Bro. Try it at night. Go look for yourself. You won't find any!
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:58:04 AM No.40721542
Op GTFO
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:00:06 AM No.40721552
>>40721542
Bro just try it for yourself and see. Or are you too scared??
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:01:09 AM No.40721557
>>40720675
Guantanmo Bay called.
They want their c.i.a bsck
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:02:19 AM No.40721563
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>>40721477
Drones have thermals and night vision you know. Those birds gotta be somewhere, they're just hiding away from plain sight.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:03:29 AM No.40721572
>>40720662 (OP)
Most birds will typically try to shelter inside of something at night. In the apartment I live in, they are constantly nesting in the roof/attic area
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:36:17 PM No.40722294
>>40720662 (OP)
I've heard birds chirping in the dark at 3AM. I don't know what you're on, but it might be affecting your hearing.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:35:28 PM No.40724537
coo coo
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:39:22 PM No.40724568
>>40721563
Show me thermals of birds sleeping in trees
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:40:23 PM No.40724574
>>40721572
Ohh soo they freeloading
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:44:12 PM No.40724600
>>40724574
how dull and anthropocentric.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:47:05 PM No.40724618
>>40721572
the building next to mine doesnt have screens on their balconies and they end up with pigeons roosting on them, some of these people cant even go outside cuz the things dont give a fuck
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:21:07 PM No.40724835
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:40:50 PM No.40724957
>>40720910
I will, and I will update you.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:24:03 AM No.40725202
>>40721477
>Go look for yourself.
Does your basement have a window?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:41:26 AM No.40725518
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dude i just recently saw a pigeon sleeping in the tree right outside my balcony at night
also what he said
>>40720940
there are some really stupid conspiracy theories like your bird shit and flat earth sprinkled in by the people in power to invalidate the real "conspiracies" because normies are too stupid to differentiate them.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:17:03 AM No.40725700
>>40725518
Earth is flat deal with it
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:12:43 AM No.40726044
>>40724568
You dummy, I'm not saying the birds are sleeping in trees, I'm saying they are still spying on us using thermals and night vision view while hiding at nighttime. Sneaky little buggers, and they know most of us can't afford thermals either.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:39:48 PM No.40728852
>>40725700
observably false. You're making rational people take us all less seriously with your bullshit.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:43:22 PM No.40728865
>>40728852
You have been programmed with the normie mind virus. Look in the mirror and repeat to yourself "the earth is flat" 100 times to try and snap out of it.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:03:37 AM No.40731691
tweet
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:05:37 AM No.40731698
>>40720662 (OP)
>interdemential beings
Underrated.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:06:38 AM No.40731705
>>40721557
Epstein called.
He wants you back.