these are the new age spirituality conspiracy theory schizos that browse this board
put down that bill cooper book, turn off that bob lazar interview and go outside, touch grass
no youre not allowed to listen to alan watts either

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nEpt8HzOStU

grass touching meditation steps, true Buddha medicine:
1. touch grass

it's bell curve shit. She technically isnt wrong

>>40720866
i mow grass, does that count?

>>40720846 (OP)
would

>>40720880
mowing grass vastly increases the neural density mass of the underground root structure that is its actual body while spreading its surface area on the topsoil. what you see is just a fruiting body meant to be scattered to the wind. plants grow fastest to death metal.

>>40720846 (OP)
>>40720866
>>40720880
>>40720890
Y'all wanna know the real magic behind touching grass and why everybody keeps saying to go do that instead of staying inside all day being terminally online?
That's right, it's Sunlight!
Sunlight is important for the body, mind, and the Soul. If you're not getting adequate enough Sunlight everyday, how do you expect to feel at your best physically, mentally, and spiritually?
So go get some Sunlight, and make sure you don't burn, for in turn, you'll become more magical than Saturn, and more brighter than a lantern in the pitch, black darkness of the moonless Nocturne, Grandma's urn!

So go touch some grass and get Sunlight, thanks y'all!

>>40720846 (OP)
This person is clearly posing and prolly does zero psychonautic drugs rofl

>>40720889
Imagine the smell.

>>40720846 (OP)
Do you think she has any stds

>>40720982
If she does she hasn’t cured them yet. (She hasn’t sang about curing them so it’s still an ongoing struggle)

>>40720846 (OP)
Is it technically legal to rape these new age spiritual crystal/tarot/horoscope women? They all believe in the "energy" of the universe, so you could totally gaslight them into thinking the universe wanted them to get raped. Idk just asking for a friend that ISN'T me.

>>40721014

dawg what the fuck are you saying

you need to die a slow painful death.

All I see is a physically healthy girl. Clear skin, good teeth, bright eyes.

I don't really see anything wrong with her personal choice of decoration or tattoos. Giving me positive aura

>>40721020
Dude, it's a hypothetical question. Even if I HAD raped like 3 of those weird barter-fair hippie crystal-healing chicks, they were so passed out that it barely even counts. I'm just asking if anyone knows what the actual laws around that sector of spirituality are.

>>40721046
This is what execution by "botched" electric chair is for.

>>40721046
You're going to Hell, anon.

>>40721046
The law states that your dick is going to fall off because you're fake and gay
>nothing you can do will prevent this
>this is a permanent affliction
>you will never stop thinking about your penis falling off
>I'm being completely serious

>>40721123
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>>40721071
Idk why you're all treating me like he bad guy in this situation. I don't do anything illegal or immoral

>>40720846 (OP)
May the Lord Jesus Christ help and heal this girl; all this stuff - crystals, drugs, aliens, soul-healing....it's all dead ends, there is no fulfillment just emptiness at the end, and a long walk back - if you're still alive to do it. Please God, bless her and heal her and send the Holy Spirit to teach her. amen.

>>40720846 (OP)
Someone post the webm of the similar hippie chick that left her stable relationship to go do ayahuasca. She keeps sitting down and standing up and dancing. Absolutely unhinged. Pretty sad really. Don't play games with hallucinogens

>>40721150
You're just fake and gay. You deserve at least threats of death and will die.

>>40721304
You don't even speak English as a first language. (Which usually makes coercion that much easier!)

>>40721035
All that vanishes if you put her in a room with another New Age girl. I spent a few months in India & one of the things me and my friend noticed was that a lot of hippy dippy types are very narcissistic, self involved & territorial. They're used to being 'the hippy one' so when they enter an environment with their peers, or worse, their superior more wealthy peers who have more geejaws and trinkets, the claws come out.

>>40721281
>Dead ends
>Christcuck
Ironic

>>40720889
Would catch something

>>40720968
You'd like Dr Jack Kruse's work

>>40720846 (OP)
>gatekeeping spirituality
What are you a Christian or something?
>>40721046
Rape isn't a sin. All heterosexual sex is good because it creates life. You would practically a saint for raping those women.

having awareness of cells interlinked

>>40720846 (OP)
I can't help it, I think she behaves very trashy and irresponsible and her appeal is very annoying. It causes discomfort in me and is it not that I don't grudge these girl fun. She seams to be on a horribly wrong path. Maybe it's me.

>>40722480
You are right. She is practicing extreme witchcraft

>>40721020
Aren't we all? It's called life you retard.

>>40721035
Isn’t her family rich? Monet tends to do that, not spirituality.

>>40722480
I agree anon. I think it's because our gut feel understands true morality better than our rational brains do.

>>40720846 (OP)
Repulsive

>>40720866
Touch grass with your bare hands or bare feet, create a circuit. You pick up electrons from the earth. Health is a game of acquiring electrons. Seafood has the most electrons, oysters specifically.

>>40722390
good morning saar

>>40720846 (OP)
>trustifarian onlyfans hoe

>>40722856
>I agree anon. I think it's because our gut feel understands true morality better than our rational brains do
They are smiling destroyers. Everything they touch turns to shit. Ask anyone she's known for more than a month, and I'm certain you'll hear some fucked up stories. I'm quite familiar with the type. And yes, anyone gifted with a little discernment will feel it in their gut straight away.

>>40721014
No. The legality of rape is that it covers a lot of sentient species. And then when you are caught, you have to prove to others it was not rape. Good luck and hope you are fine with prison.

>>40722831

Iirc her parents work for ratheion, ie the industrial military complex.

>>40720846 (OP)
Look at everything about her

She DESPERATELY craves attention

>you will never get high and chill with your stinky hippie waifu while listening to binaural beats and pure moods and talking about the illuminati


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZiAXUGE1cU

>>40720846 (OP)
>>40721582
>a lot of hippy dippy types are very narcissistic, self involved
No shit? I think you meant *all of them*. Remember theyre called hippy as an insult
And, well you know, cia cointelpro during the 60s and 70s. Every hippy motherfucker is just some bitch of the hollywood programming

>>40720846 (OP)
so.... this is what enlightenment looks like huh

>>40721046
My rapes helped me grow spiritually, take from that what you will

>>40720846 (OP)
How to get skizo gf?

Have a cube frens

>>40725058
Thanks anon very cubular.

>>40725039
be rich and attractive and don't be poor or unattractive

>>40725278
Im not rich but Im better off then most. Im attractive enough I've had girls pursue me before so I dont think I'm ugly. Ive been avoiding going into public for a while now to the extent I even got my own gym so I dont have to go workout around others.

>>40720846 (OP)
>Watts
I personally do not recommend listening to any speaker if the video was posted after 2022.

If you don’t already have a rich saved collection of audio by now you are 3 years too late.

>>40725248
You're welcome □

>>40721582
Haaah, so fucking true.

>>40720846 (OP)
What if I get my schizokino from Latin and Greek instead of the 'tok

>>40722357
Oh, yeah, most definitely, I remember seeing him on a podcast before explaining all of this miraculous stuff involving Sunlight. Let's go, Sunshine! And thanks for the reference too, buddy, don't forget to get Sunlight! Heck, yeah!

>>40722346
Would catch everything

>>40725543
Based

>>40720846 (OP)
I like this girl because she isn't technically doing anything wrong but she makes people very angry just by existing in a way that reveals their own faults and complexes. What kind of people would get angry at her?

>incels
>right wingers
>left wingers (because she's a decadent liberal hippie)
>people who hate whites
>holier than though "real occulists"
>ugly women
>moralfags and "muh degeneracy" pearl clutchers

She unironically is closer to the so called christ archtype than most people would want to admit. This girl is what a female diogenes/socrates would look like even if she doesn't have a single thought in her head

based degenerate egirl

>>40720846 (OP)
This person went completely insane.

>>40720846 (OP)
That's a witch and her body is full of demons.

>>40726208
Or I should say she's possessed and has a bunch of demons in her. Narcissism is only the personality of an evil entiry.

>>40721281
You have absolutely no insights into anything, but want to call them dead ends because you think your Christianity is superior, that's a non-starter. Your fake ass prayer is pretentious as fuck.

>>40720846 (OP)
The most dangerous people I've met were self proclaimed hippies.

>>40726436
>"I used to have a house and a picket fence and I went to college and I used to take acid with my lawyer husband and now I dont have my kids because hes a rich cocksucker and is using the government to keep my kids away from me"
>hasn't showered in months, Has a working shower
>take turns sucking freon out of the AC unit
>"Man I could go for a good hit of crack right now"
>"Train Kids" randomly stopping by fresh off of the local freight train to bum smokes food and drugs, Sleep there when they arent on the highway holding a sign.
>These people are from all over the country
>One guy ODs on heroin in the living room
>Bait the dealer back with another sale and beat him, tie him up, and dump him in the woods 2 states away.
>Still alive but spent a month on life support
>Husband is using the government to keep my kids away, Im a great person.
>Goes to jail
Literally if you live within 50 miles of me you know who this is.

>>40726436
@grok what them hippie niggas be doin in the communes tho

>>40726466
Trying to score drugs and steal any loose money probably

>>40721020
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>>40721304
Very Islamophobic

>>40721035
She’s the daughter of one of the people on the council on foreign relations.
She is laurel canyon 2.0
It’s good to see psyops are still tenable on the people here.
I was worried our money was being wasted.

>>40720889
Not even with a rental.

>>40721046
Please be bait

>>40726670
Name ONE thing morally wrong with rape without citing religious or karmic principles

>>40726122
For sure. She gets me motivated
By negative example but still

>>40720866
I'm allergic to grass.
I will achieve enlightenment without touching it.
Non shall ever be able to reproduce my path.
Step one
>Touch rocks

>>40727243
Women are owned by their husbands and before that, their fathers. The most valuable thing a woman can offer you is exclusive breeding rights. To take this from her is to permanently damage her worth and therefore the worth of property owned by a man. It's property damage and that kind of behavior is for niggers.

>>40721046
Hopefully you’re just ignorant and not evil. Don’t do that man. Even a drunk/ high yes is better than that (and still not good).

Just about every spiritual belief system would frown on this behavior.

>>40726418
>because you think your Christianity is superior, that's a non-starter

But it is superior; is the truth not superior to all lies?

Jesus said He is the way, the truth and the life. If you think it's a non-starter then try to understand why Jesus would be described as "a stone of offense and a rock of stumbling".

>>40726122
I agree with you anon, I actually really like her, I think those who hate her really need to look inwards and themselves why.

>>40726122
I also have noticed this including when I start saying anything about her, that 3 fingers start pointing back at me hilariously, it's why I never posted the first time.

She invites everyone to do it too and not stop themselves from full sending it like her. I actually kind of like her. I think she's kind of clowning on it all, in a reverent way.

>>40720846 (OP)
She's not spiritual.
Spirituality is a way of being, not a way of doing.
Look at her and her spirituality. Messy hair in odd colours, a gallon of makeup, bull ring, lip piercing, enough ink in her skin to paint the Night Watch, butterflies and sigils all over her body, and every single thing she mentioned there I have divined about and gotten completely different information about.
The biggest tell perhaps, is what she's talking with when she's doing the huasca hopium.
God? As in, good entities? Or whatever the fuck happens to be there to mess with her? Probably the latter.

>>40720982
I don't think those demons transferred sexually

>>40720876
yeah bell curve shit is a great way to put it.
Everything she's saying is true, I know for a fact because I've seen across the veil. I entertained it for a while when it was new to me but I realized it is not wise to dwell in such realm for to long.

We are all still here in reality and it would be unwise to completely abandon what is Infront of us.


You can be an absolutely fucking schizoid like I am but keep yourself grounded. Also don't fucking tell people in a public setting because you will look like a fucking insane freak. Keep this shit for the inner self. It's not something that needs to be shared anyway.

>>40720846 (OP)
> Imagine the smell
Dear Lord. Tell me about damaged goods. I have never seen a living-breathing red flag before. These are the kind of refugee-dick riding, STD-infested, white-trash that you must teach your sons about. The only males that find this spiritually vacant and mentally sick goblina attractive are those who never touched actual women in their lives. God damn.

>>40729173
Well, if you're looking for spirituality in piercings and eyeliner, you definitely are looking in the wrong place!

>>40720982
All pornstars have herpes
If you have sex with more than one person you probably have herpes, even with a condom

>>40729173
later in the full song she brags about her millions of dollars. how the fuck can anyone convene with aliens and know time travel is real and speak to entities and still need the flex to money? i get why she might wanna do the hippie grift and she probably does do drugs and hallucinates but why go so over the top with it?

>>40720846 (OP)
Schizos on both TikTok and /x/ would rather believe in interdimensional aliens and pyramid time travel than simply offer themselves to Lord Jesus Christ.

>>40720846 (OP)
Seems like you're trying to wash new age shit and bob lazar together for some reason! Curious innit

>>40729656
innit bruv, its almost as if new age spirituality, ufo cults and retarded conspiracy theorists go hand in hand

>>40726122
if you can't see why degeneracy is bad (not morally bad) then is too late for you

also she is probably a pest for the locals

>>40720846 (OP)
I actually kinda like her aesthetic but cramming every single tiktok new age shroom theory into your song is cringeola. This is the rich burning man hippie version of those spiritual lyrical miracle rappers who expose teh government in every bar. Their fans still go "mmm talk to em" regardless, i know some women who would listen her music and be like "yep, that's all truth i saw it on tiktok" so idk, there's definitely an audience for it

>>40720846 (OP)
what's her @

i can fix her

I would fuck that bitch's brains out.

Post the nudes, I know someone has them

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>>40732486
This

>>40720846 (OP)
Everyone has their own path and they walk it their own way. Bless her for expressing herself in the way she currently feels she needs to.

>>40726208
>that's a witch and her body is full of semen*

>>40720846 (OP)
I hate White women so much its unreal.

>>40720846 (OP)
she's perfect
I'm in love

>>40720846 (OP)
What the fuck is this thing?

>>40721281
The Bible calls if "pharmakeia" and condemns it

>>40740244
an archetype for the fundie roast

>>40720846 (OP)
eternal zoomer of the spotless mind

>>40720846 (OP)
"i am so enlightened.. and so is my pussy"

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>>40741679
>no bush
Fake ass hippy bitch