Why don't you just become God anon?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:32:14 AM
No.40722110
>>40721967 (OP)
You wouldn't like me when I'm god
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:47:36 PM
No.40723588
>>40721967 (OP)
You should be asking why god doesn't become anons.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:15:51 PM
No.40723704
>>40721967 (OP)
It's inevitable. The journey is the fun though ya feel me?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:30:55 PM
No.40723775
>>40721967 (OP)
βAll that Groks is God/dess!!β But is not Muskβsβ¦
Thou art God, but so is everyone else!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:25:38 AM
No.40725443
>>40721967 (OP)
Back in prehistoric times the only thing you needed to become god was to be a megalithic fauna or to be a human who hunted and killed a megalithic fauna, so my best bet is do that. How exactly to do this? ill get back to you on that.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:35:21 AM
No.40725488
>>40721967 (OP)
/x/ is a hive of shitposting gods
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:38:34 AM
No.40725504
>>40721967 (OP)
Time for some ego. I was born god but also who raises one to become god. boom. diss this.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:50:05 AM
No.40725563
>>40726248
you little shitstains are going right back to where god is
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:51:51 AM
No.40725570
>>40725593
>>40726388
>>40721967 (OP)
This reminds me of when I worked at a UPS warehouse and one of the managers asked me if I wanted to become a manager only two weeks in. Felt sus but I played it diplomatically saying she should ask one of my seniors. I figured maybe nobody wanted that job and for good reason. For all the big show they make about their union, warehouse workers are treated like shit in comparison to their drivers. And very oddly, the managers weren't a part of the union.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:56:24 AM
No.40725593
>>40725570
unions are scams to keep the workers bound
don't like your job? either shoot your boss in the head or start a competitor
nobody wins anything through weak actions
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:59:50 AM
No.40725613
>>40725620
>>40725598
According to the Bible both Satan and God incited David to take a census of Israel. Therefore Satan is God.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:06:35 AM
No.40725647
>>40725658
>>40725637
wow so insightful anon. how many times will saying it make it any more true
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:08:18 AM
No.40725658
>>40725757
>>40725647
But he's right though. Jesus IS God.
>>40725637
Amen, brother.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:26:20 AM
No.40725757
>>40726187
>>40725658
I am also god. I am as much god as the man Jesus of nazareth was.
Nemo
7/15/2025, 3:51:43 AM
No.40726248
>>40725563
Hit them with your kar-asu
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:57:30 AM
No.40726277
The final step...
In becoming...
Is death...
Mind the gap...
Keep clear...
Max headroom...
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:19:41 AM
No.40726388
>>40725570
It's illegal to be this cute on the internet Kevin, shosh.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:14:07 PM
No.40729138
I use God, for I accept my mistakes. Is anyone else on my side, or all we all lying to Him? Lovely Sorries.
Also I am honest. This is not my reality. I am from somewhere much more beautiful. For example, I know that I am actually african, and that means I am somewhere out there, making trees out of branches. Wait till you hear what Iβm planning, x. I am a lion. I am Godβs weapon. I am the one AND the two.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:25:49 PM
No.40729178
>>40725620
I understand that much of what you wrote is true, but the pit is bottomless, and Satan wouldn't admit defeat today unless it really was God himself. It is as it was written.
The sun and the moon and the earth already prove that. Now we know.
And... God bless Jesus.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:33:23 PM
No.40729211
>>40721967 (OP)
Already have.
>how do
A god is someone who does a lot of good.
God and good have the same etymological origin, hence the abundance of gods in mythology until a cult said "no ours is the only one who's any good".
Ironically this achievable divinity is exactly what one such story showed is possible, and exactly what it encouraged.