Think about how these so-called “birds” are around during the day, but once nightfall is here; poof, they are gone! A bit too convenient to be true, wouldn’t you say? Perhaps they are solar-powered drones? Picture it: created by the government to absorb sunlight through solar panels cleverly disguised as feathers all day long. And by night, they retreat into secret bases hidden underground—perhaps, just beneath your local Walmart parking? Ever wonder why those pigeons are always waiting for you outside stores? Bouncers on recharge assignments, of course.How about some facts? When did you ever see a bird flying at night? Exactly. Those owls? Fake. Just drones in night mode with glowing eyes to intimidate you. The evidence is remarkable—research by the National Audubon Society (which is probably a cover) indicates that a staggering 80% of “bird” activity takes place during the day. Coincidence? Nope. Their solar cells need sunlight to operate. Checkmate.But what about migrating? They say birds fly south for winter, but, like, where’s the evidence? When have you ever seen birds migrating? Oh, that’s because they’re being flown in government cargo planes to new surveillance destinations! The Cornell Lab of Ornithology—a really sketchy entity—claims birds migrate thousands of miles, but not a single video of a sparrow crossing the equator. That’s because they take it apart and ship it off to beat the surveillance.Forget that whole enchanting “go away at sunset” trick. Ever heard of cloaking technology? The military has been putting it to work since the 1980s.

As dusk approaches, these birds turned drones activate their cloaking devices and retreat to their secret bases. No wonder you never see them at night—except for the odd stray malfunctioning drone like those “bats” you occasionally spot. Bats were prototypes of the bird drones that did not quite make it. Fun fact: The budget of the U.S. Department of Defense for “wildlife monitoring” increased by 300% after 2010. Wildlife monitoring, my foot—that's a euphemism for drone maintenance.

>>40725546 (OP)
this is literally a meme from reddit turned into a brand, mods do something

>>40725546 (OP)
Did you know birds called out my internet name during an apocalyptic event? They are messengers from the heavens

>>40725554
Historical cover-up: Birds supposedly existed forever, but where’s the proof? Fossils? Those are just 3D-printed fakes planted by the CIA. The Smithsonian’s got a whole wing (pun intended) dedicated to “bird skeletons,” but ever seen one up close? Exactly. They’re props. The government rolled out “birds” in the 1960s to replace real pigeons, which were mysteriously “extinct.” Coincidence? No. It’s when surveillance tech got small enough to fit in those flying robots.
Behavioral anomalies: Ever notice birds just sit on power lines, staring? They’re charging their batteries and uploading data to the NSA. Real animals don’t act like that. Squirrels run around, dogs bark, but birds? They perch, motionless, recording everything. And why do they “migrate”? To get software upgrades at secret bases in Antarctica. Check the X Platform—users like @BirdsArentReal69 have posted videos of “birds” glitching mid-flight. Explain that.
Physical evidence: Bird poop? It’s not organic. It’s a corrosive chemical meant to degrade infrastructure so the government can justify repair budgets. Ever seen a baby pigeon? No, because they’re assembled in factories, not hatched. And those “feathers”? Nanotech sensors. A 2018 study ( conveniently buried by Big Ornithology) found “bird feathers” with microscopic circuits. Wake up!Cultural manipulation: Why do you think Hollywood pushes “bird” propaganda? Angry Birds, Rio, The Birds—normalizing these drones as “cute” or “natural.” Meanwhile, X posts from whistleblowers (before they got banned) show “bird” assembly lines in Area 51. The government wants you to think they’re just animals, but they’re 5G-enabled spies.Statistical oddities: The Audubon Society claims there are 10,000 bird species, yet nobody questions why “bird populations” exploded after satellite tech improved in the 1980s. The web’s got data: global “bird sightings” correlate perfectly with telecom infrastructure growth. Coincidence? I think not.

The truth is, birds were replaced with drones to monitor us 24/7. Every chirp is a coded signal, every flock a surveillance grid. You’re not paranoid if they’re really watching—and they are. Trust nothing with wings. Want more proof? Dig into the X Platform yourself, but don’t say I didn’t warn you when the “pigeons” outside your window start taking notes.

>>40725546 (OP)
I watched one die. Whether the matrix despawns them at night or something, couldn't tell you.

>>40725666
Retarded chatgpt.

>>40725552
chatgpt also.

>>40725546 (OP)
why do birds fire themselves at windows and crack them. broken window fallacy to stimulate the glass industry?