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>>40733691 (OP)
My dad died many years ago and he was a schizo hippie boomer who listened to Lyndon Larouche and thought that the English aristocracy ruled America. Not gonna lie though, I started looking into this stuff, and I'm beginning to agree with him. I love you Dad.

>>40733691 (OP)
The akashic record is buried under the feet of the sphinx

Growing up my dad had some of Erich Von Daniken's books.

>>40733691 (OP)
My dad had a bunch of crazy conspiracies, some that are probably true..
>Vin Diesel is gay.
>Fast food chains are selling us drinks that don't hold the amount of liquid that they say they do.. he would always reference taco Bell.
>One day glass will be more valuable than gold.
>The United States military has enough oil in drums stockpiled at military bases to run the whole world for a hundred and fifty years.
>Squirrels intentionally run out in the middle of the road to try and make you wreck.

the radiation from the nukes gave the Japs super brain powers.That's why they are able to work super efficient together like ants.

>dad told me about project stargate as a bedtime story once when i'm a kid
>tell him i think it's stupid because i was in an angsty reddit skeptic phase
>he never brings anything like that up again, even now when i'd want to talk about it with him

My dad was a Colonel in the Air Force and got really into HAM radio for a bit.
He talked to Art Bell on the radio once when Art was talking about chemtrails and how the brass at the Air Force is in on it.

Dad broke in and started telling him about how it was physically impossible for planes at his base to be emitting chemicals, plus there was a handful of people in charge of purchasing materials for the base, handling incoming shipments, mechanics that install all parts / fluids, etc.
Basically shut him down but loved the show and always listened so he could talk to him

>>40733691 (OP)
There's a secret message in pink Floyd's the wall film, also used to rant about eyes wide shut.

Always said the world was going to end in 2011.

>>40733691 (OP)
My dad has a book covering nazi gold the jfk assasination among other things he let me read when I was younger good times

My Dad believes most things as they are in the media. My grandpa is a mainstrean conspirecy theorist. moonlanding and 911.

>>40733695
Hi son! It's your dad. Currently burning in hell rn. Long story but long story short you need to convert to Islam

>>40733691 (OP)
As much as this thread is kino in concept it's sadly only a scouting ground for glowniggers in reality
>>40733837
Case in point

>>40733709
>Vin Diesel is gay
Probable
>One day glass will be more valuable than gold.
Considering glass takes a certain type of sand and is more useful in day to day life this may eventually be true
>Squirrels intentionally run out in the middle of the road to try and make you wreck
Lmao

the DNA tests are a shady attempt to reconstruct the nephilim genome

>>40733691 (OP)
World has no rudder because groups of people in high positions think in short cycles. Can't carry out multi administrational plans, let alone multi generational. I don't believe that all the way myself but it's definitely filtered my own thinking.

My dad met a gypsy woman one streets and before he knew it he found himself alone with an empty wallet in his hands.

The catholic church hid hitler under the vatican until he died, I have no idea where he got this one it's wild

my dad wont stfu about a pyramid under the white house ...literally mentions it once a year

he always said china has pyramids like the eyptians but hides them and that the native americans had a government before white man came with voting and representatives.

>>40733757
you dad was wrong, sorry anon. its not physically impossible. there is actually a thriving industry. cloud seeding is hired by farmers and the like. nation states too. see also: glitter. Anywho http://www.weathermodification.com/aircraft.php

>>40735608
>mentions it once a year
>won't shut the fuck up about it
You sound like a joy to live with. Maybe you should engage with him and see what he has to say. He wants to share with you.