Thread 40744702

I want to die and reincarnate as a certain minor celebrity's child for his (and his wife's) singing abilities and good looks, and to have a good upbringing. (They have a child currently, and she seems to be doing fine from the little he posts about her.) He's 40, so I want this to happen asap. The problem is that I'm not very good at magic, and so killing myself and just trying to will myself into being in the right place feels like playing the lottery. Any advice?

>>40744702 (OP)
just die right now or make a story about it to see if that is what you really want

>>40744702 (OP)
Never sale shoes, for baby-worn.

>>40744702 (OP)
Not paranormal. Just gay and pathetic.

>>40745921
baby shoes, baby feet

>>40744702 (OP)
Phowa.

>>40744702 (OP)
Yes

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N

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Yes

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Yes

>>40744702 (OP)
Please don't take your own life anon, because how you reincarnate for your next life very much depends on how you live in your current life. So if you wish to reincarnate with those desired qualities in mind, then you must live your current life to the fullest and be the change you want to see in the world, and in your next life as well, right after making the most out of your current life too. Your life and your soul is very precious anon, so please treat it well and you'll be rewarded in your next life. That's a promise for sure.

Please get some daily Sunlight safely without sunburn, it's good for ya! Thanks, good luck, take care, and Godspeed!

>>40744702 (OP)
Yes

>>40744702 (OP)
>I want to die and reincarnate as a certain minor celebrity's child for his (and his wife's) singing abilities and good looks, and to have a good upbringing.
Statistically you will reincarnate in Asia or Africa as one of their indigenous subspecies, if you get lucky enough to reincarnate as human in the first place.

>>40744702 (OP)
Nice

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Nice

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Yes

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Yes

>>40744702 (OP)
You don't want to be raised by anyone with the last name "Epstein" unless you like getting fucked by your dad

>>40744702 (OP)
Nah, that's absolutely what you need to do. I'd say good luck but you don't need it. Go get em tiger.

>>40744702 (OP)
>I want ez life pls help
man the fuck up

>>40744702 (OP)
Yea

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yes

>>40744702 (OP)
Yeah

>>40759890
If humans are just on one planet, then how is not reincarnating as an alien vastly more probable

What celebrity is it?

>>40755380
Thank you very much, it just sucks being a neet after having been ritually abused/mind controlled/raped for the first 18 years of my life.
>>40759890
I know, that's why I wouldn't do it without magic fuckery or whatever.
>>40766544
I feel like I deserve a bit of ez after what I described above.>>40771399
Not saying, sorry, I'm too paranoid he'd somehow end up seeing this and knowing some freak out there once this.

>>40771523
Is this serious or just LARP? I'm saying this because I've been raped too, and I know how it feels. If this is your case then I wish you luck.

>>40771534
It's serious unfortunately, and thank you.

>>40771523
Hi, anon, I'm very sorry to hear that you had to go through all of that terrible trauma for that many years in your life. Just know that no matter what happens, that trauma doesn't have to define who you really are deep down inside as a person, so please try your best to finally move forward in your precious life, the past version of you is simply in the past now, now all you gotta do is define who your current self and your future self is going to be from now on, and this will have a significant impact on who you're going to be in your next reincarnated life, the same applies to the rest of us as well.

So please be sure to live your life to the fullest, my friend, and make sure you get plenty of Sunlight everyday safely without sun burning because it's good for your overall health, and I wish you the best of luck out there. Please take care of yourself, anon, and Godspeed. Thank you.

>>40771534
Hello, anon, please read my above paragraph of this same reply to you as well. I wish the same sentiment for you too. Good luck, please take care, and Godspeed, anon. Thanks, and don't forget to get Sunlight safely, it's good for your health.

>>40744702 (OP)
Yes

>>40744702 (OP)
There's a good chance you will reincarnate as a kike and have your dick flayed.

>>40775623
You could also be born as a girl instead

>>40744702 (OP)
Tasty

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>>40744702 (OP)
Yes

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Yea

>>40771067
because of group and interpersonal karma that needs to be worked out/finished

>>40744702 (OP)
POST SCAT ON VARIOUS BOARDS and make jannies lives a living hell.

>>40744702 (OP)
Yea

>>40775623
Very low chance actually