The only way to talk God is to talk in the universal language. The one language that everyone on earth can speak and understand.

Music.

God really does answer prayers, but only if the prayer is the right song. And no one has ever figured out the notes.

>>40749171 (OP)
whoops wrong pic

>>40749171 (OP)
What you’re saying doesn’t seem to add up and I hope you’re wrong since I’m very musically impaired. I think one of the reasons God made us was to provide him entertainment. It’s probably why the jews dance a lot. They think it pleases him.

>>40749171 (OP)
Free Bird is a good one about change and the instrumentals do a good job of making you feel it too.

>>40749227
i agree, the solo from freebird is fucking sick. it's what takes this scene from kingsmen to the next level

https://youtu.be/90OFZQx_7xI

>>40749225
it absolutely does add up, though. just think about how no one's prayers get answered. they just don't. if you think they do, you're telling yourself a lie. i've always had this weird notion that there is a god who answers prayers but he is EXTREMELY picky about how it is delivered. at first i thought it might be a dance, but then i thought a song would make more sense. and when you're just singing notes without words, it really is a universal language

>>40749247
I had one prayer at least answered before. It was a prayer I made exactly 6 years 6 days after a horrendous event that was personal to me. My prayer was answered miraculously within only a few hours.

>>40749247
>angelic choirs
>horn of gabriel
>importance of the shofar
i think you are on to something, man

>>40749225
>musically impaired
Yeah you are spiritually dead

>>40749171 (OP)
You're stupid and wrong but God does like music besides you being stupid and wrong. He enjoys when we perform for him. Like your kid handing you a card for Father's day.

>>40749301
What language does God speak
Also
>father figure
Christfags sure are retarded

>>40749304
Any language you fucking idiot he's omniscient. Also
>Uses God as a proper noun and talks about him answering prayers in the op
>"AAAAAAAH WHY ARE CHRISTIANS HERE????"

>>40749299
I bet I get more synchronicities and spiritual guidance than your accusatory ass. Are you also such a fuckbag to nerds who can’t play sports well?

>>40749171 (OP)
>God really does answer prayers, but only if the prayer is the right song. And no one has ever figured out the notes.
I heard there was a secret chord, that David played and it pleased the Lord. But I never cared for that jew, Leonard Cohen.

>>40749171 (OP)
first prayer attempt

dear god pls grant me all guns and infinite ammo

https://vocaroo.com/1al8gdGCdiVT

>>40749323
Doubtful. Enjoy your atonal existence. Appreciating art has nothing to do with sports. Sports have no spiritual significance. Seethe

>>40749313
I don’t care if you’re here it’s just that the idea that an omniscient being is basically a big guy with a beard is just retarded

>>40749171 (OP)
God speaks a language called reality. You're either there for it or you're not.

>>40749420
First reasonable argument in here.

>>40749409
That's just how we represent him you idiot. People like you are always so confidently incorrect about what Christians believe. God is obviously not an old man with a beard in the same way the holy spirit is obviously not a fucking dove. Those are just useful visualizations to represent the concepts that God and the Holy Spirit embody.

>>40749409
>a big guy with a beard

i'm a big guy
>for you

>>40749420
what the fuck does that even mean, you monkey

>>40749432
I don’t think it’s a representation to say that he wants token gifts from you. That’s a being with desires and even ego.

>>40749442
It means that the universe itself speaks and listens. For those that have eyes and ears

>>40749458
He doesn't want or need anything from us besides our happiness, and God obviously has desires if he chose to create the physical world and humanity you pretentious imbecile
>I desire to create
>I desire beings to share my love and this creation with
>I desire their safety and happiness
Which is why we characterize him as a father figure. He in the first father, who made Adam in his image, who in the second father. God doesn't need the fathers day card, and he won't be mad if you don't give it to him. But it makes him happy when we give him our recognition and praise. Your definition of God is
>Incomprehensible unfeeling lovecraftian cosmic abomination
Which is probably why you're confused, you have invented a fictional God in your head and are angry and confused when nobody else knows what the fuck you're talking about

>>40749483
>assume he is a father figure because we exist and like having fathers who are good
>"He obviously is this way and desires these things"
Literally just anthropic fallacy in its purest form LMAO

>>40749464
the universe doesn't have a mouth you retard

>>40749545
No, I know he's a father figure, or more accurately a masculine authority figure that's analogous to a father, because of how he presents himself and communicates with humanity. I've heard his voice before, believe it or not it isn't that uncommon amongst Christians, and he sounds like an adult man. You can go into
>Well you don't know for SURE he could be LYING or just presenting himself how he knows you'll be most PERCEPTIVE TO
Yeah sure hypothetically incorrect idiot but that's totally non-disprovable and I have much more evidence to the contrary, including personal experience. He could be a she, and he could also be lying about his total refusal to ever lie about anything in any context ever. But based on literally everything we do know about him, he appears to be something like an older male that is in a position of power over reality. Which sounds like a king, why we also call him, and what else? A father.

>>40749564
*Receptive to
*which we also call him
Autocorrect

>>40749564
Take your pills schizo

>>40749442
"You want to be closer to God? Be there in his presence now. Do you think you'll find him in your memories; in your stories to yourself? There is no god to be found there but you."

>>40749432
>That's just how we represent him you idiot. People like you are always so confidently incorrect about what Christians believe. God is obviously not an old man with a beard in the same way the holy spirit is obviously not a fucking dove. Those are just useful visualizations to represent the concepts that God and the Holy Spirit embody.
>>40749564
>No, I know he's a father figure, or more accurately a masculine authority figure that's analogous to a father, because of how he presents himself and communicates with humanity. I've heard his voice before, believe it or not it isn't that uncommon amongst Christians, and he sounds like an adult man.
>But based on literally everything we do know about him, he appears to be something like an older male that is in a position of power over reality. Which sounds like a king, why we also call him, and what else? A father.
K E K
E
K

>>40749171 (OP)
Music
Poetry
Touch
Dance
Song

These are the languages of god

>>40749576
>I believe in the spiritual
>Besides when someone has an experience I don't like, then they're schizo
He told me to,
>Tell the truth
>Evangelize
>Find a job
And finally
>Don't be cruel
Which you can probably tell I struggle with, considering how willfully fucking stupid people like you are. The voice was exactly the same every time, was prompted by prayer and deep contemplation, and has never told me to do anything in opposition to the will of God or general Christian teachings. Many Christians have experiences exactly like this. You can keep your cold unfeeling God who you're so smart that you don't even understand him on any level, because you're so intelligent. I'll keep my God who cares about me, and you can die believing that your creator doesn't see you as anything but a bag of flesh animated by sparking neurons that only exists as a side effect of his own existence, if he even sees you at all. Have fun with Azathoth you retard

>>40749591
>"k-kek! haha uhm, k-kek!"
Not an argument

>>40749171 (OP)
Pergolesi's Stabat Mater is divine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzOmPUu-F_M

>>40749600
The argument is lies and hypocrisy so blatant you'd have to be a fucking retard to need it to be explicitly pointed out rather than implied by sheer juxtaposition, you fucking retard

>>40749613
sounds like you need a cock in ur ass

>>40749613
Then go ahead and point them out you worthless fucking faggot waste of cum subhuman nigger. Do it bitch

>>40749613
Then point them out dumbass
>>40749626
Holy fucking shit dude

>>40749627
he’s right, you are the gayest faggot I’ve ever seen here

>>40749632
I'm not this guy
>>40749613

>>40749640
that's not me either, i think the poster that was spamming poop and butts is now copying my letter

>>40749645
I think the poop spammer is letting us know he's making himself at home in the most obnoxious way feasible

>>40749171 (OP)
kill yourself frogposting twitter nigger

>>40749613
I tried to tell him he’s retarded and then he doubled down. Christfags

>>40749597
You are a literal child. Underage ban

>>40749774
Not an argument
>>40749755
You're stupid as shit. I explained to you why we call him father and represent him as an old man with a beard. I did not say he is literally an old man with a beard. The discussion was about the nature of God and why Christians think about him the way we do. You just have poor reading comprehension, because again, you are stupid as shit

>>40749171 (OP)
Robert Monroe said on Focus Level 27 Tchaikovsky is playing.

>>40749799
> But based on literally everything we do know about him, he appears to be something like an older male that is in a position of power over reality. Which sounds like a king, why we also call him, and what else? A father.

>>40749832
Yeah. That is why we call him father. Because he has characteristics that we associate with masculine authority figures. Based on his attributes, he is comparable to an older human man who is an a position of authority. You know, like a king. Or a father. Dipshit

>>40749171 (OP)
Anon you are so close its painful. Its body movement accompanied by music. Leaping and jumping with wild abandonment.

>>40750036
you're saying it's a song and dance? that sucks for me because i can't dance. but i can sing.

what kind of dance do you think it is? something a beginner like me could do? any idea about the song? what genre/artist?

>>40750056
Its the wildest, most numinous dance your body can throw itself into, as if nobody was watching, because you are dancing for the Lord

>>40750091
i think it's pretty creepy that god is watching you when you dance by yourself. that means he's watching you when you poop and when you jork your peanits

>>40750100
yes, and cleanliness is Godliness, so make sure you are doing enemas. This will unlock your Malkuth root.

naw nigga. the power of belief is what grants prayers. praying is just half ass magic. visualize, energize, let it go. meditate, conquer the inner shadows, figure out energy control then you are god. i have done all that for 25 years, i now am a storm god. if you only knew how powerful i am, the fuck i need god or jesus for. nothing. i can do it all myself.

>>40750574
> i now am a storm god

if you don't make it storm in silver spring, maryland right now you're full of shit