Thread 40753428

I am a member of ODESSA. I am an American recruit who is learning German and they accepted me because I have German-American ancestry. I live in South America. I have access to Nazi UFOs and have flown on them. Our ultimate goal is to establish the 4th Reich on Earth. My rank in ODESSA is Gefreiter.

>>40753428 (OP)
Sounds pretty comfy, ngl.

>>40753449
It is super comfy. I was provided with a young virgin German wife and everything. They gave me everything and I owe everything to them.

>>40753428 (OP)
Pretty legit. Put in a good word for me plz? I always wanted to ride a UFO, but wouldn't trust a DARPA craft because it's probably all made by diversity hires.

>>40753428 (OP)
>Our ultimate goal is to establish the 4th Reich on Earth
Uhhhhh anything I can do to help??

>>40753486
>Pretty legit. Put in a good word for me plz?
Absolutely! I will. I'll let you in on a little secret. Any UFO you see in the sky is either benevolent Germans, malevolent reptilian serpentine Jews, or straight up demons who manufacture advance technology in underground tunnels and cave systems. Angels can also use this tech but they usually just fly on their own. They have the knowledge and advanced science though they are usually concerned with conveying higher moral concepts though rather than technically advanced knowledge. They don't want to ruin the human experience of discovery, it is a natural part of the human process i.e. being human. It is a sacred concept to angels. The only technology God and angels might convey to humans is writing and writing utensils, as to transmit the Word of God, i.e. the Written Word aka the Bible(And Apocryphal books like Tobit and the 1-4 Maccabees which belong in the biblical canon. I don't believe 1 Enoch belongs in the biblical canon though, it is a good thing is was excluded at the Council of Nicaea.

>>40753521
Become a National Socialist sleeper agent. Convert others to National Socialism and Nordicism.

>>40753535
technologically* it*

>>40753535
>reptilian serpentine Jews
What about benevolent Naga? Pretty sure they astrally projected in front of me from Agartha a few years ago as some kinda sign they're part of my spirit team and allegedly Hitler was in contact with them during his trips to Nepal.

>>40753558
Benevolence is a choice. And the serpent seed inclines towards evil. And they are tribal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serpent_seed

>>40753428 (OP)
Is it true they have access to time travel

>>40753657
I don't know anything about that myself. Time travel opens the door to time wars. Wars throughout all of time. Even if it was possible I have doubts that God would permit such a thing.

>>40753428 (OP)
"And Have Rode on Nazi UFOs"

"learning German"

Maybe learn English first, herr spaceman.

I'm jealous. How much longer til they save us from this judeosatanic system?

>>40753428 (OP)
how do i apply? i can clean ufo toilets or something

>>40753428 (OP)
>I am a member of ODESSA
How'd you become one?

Is it true you germans have a base on the moon? You been there?

>>40753428 (OP)
Breakaway German Reichsdeutsche are perhaps the most appealing faction to support in the coming contest for this world.
Their very existence simply means the entire narrative and history about WW2 is a complete lie, which is fairly obvious in the grim modern status quo.

That is of course dependent on whether they've been true to their creed and haven't splintered off on some other purpose in the years since the war.

Buenos Noches, mein Fuhrer!

>>40753428 (OP)
>>40753920
>>40754455
Americans always think Germans are cool until they meet them IRL and discover they are the dullest, most autistic cringy people imaginable.
T.German

>>40753535
What I want to know is how people get recruited to these organizations. I mean, what is your resume like? Was your family in it and you are accepted as legacy, or are you chosen due to being groomed?

I speak intermediate German, half Volkdeutsch, Masters in IR, lived in Europe, etc...all things that scream intelligence. Not one contact ever. What I truly think it is....As a Christian God places a shield around His Elect to protect us from what He deems as satanic. Sort or kept away from the world for our own sake.

1.5/10

>>40754948
Shitty bait, you don't even know your stuff. You probably think Hess actually killed himself.

>>40753428 (OP)
Shitty bait; you know nothing about this. You probably think Hess actually killed himself.

>>40753428 (OP)
Do you guys worship that jew?

>>40753428 (OP)
Thats cute.

>>40754418
It's true.

>>40754198
They saw my dedication to the Germanic Volk, they observed me for a while, then they contacted me and picked me up in a remote location in the Patagonian Andes.

>>40755028
>Masters in IR
They usually look for PhD level graduates so they can teach in their underground universities. A Master's degree isn't enough usually. I only have a GED, I was an exception to the rule. Because of my dedication to the German(ic) Volk.

>>40753428 (OP)
Stop it man just stop. There's no ODESSA Steven.

>>40753428 (OP)
Can I get a job? I dont like what I do and ive been doing it for 5 years.

>>40753428 (OP)
> they accepted me because I have German-American ancestry.
No half niggers from the sub-70iq nation of America allowed in our ranks, stop this LARP

Yup, the Bormann Organization just picks up every Tom, Dick and Heinrich who can speak Pidgin German and wants to Cosplay as an Interstellar SS-Mann.

What bullshit. I hope you get captured by the Reptilians and they have their way with your tender Mutt-Aryan boipucci.

The ODESSA, indeed!

>>40753466
>hyperboarean space nazis only have this man one (1!) flawless German wife
Does Gefreiter = janitor or something?

>>40753428 (OP)
#1Enlighten me on ODESSA
#2 what does ODESSA think of slavs specifically Eastern Hunter Gatherer DNA not Anatolian Steppe farmers.
#3 In the east coast of the US
#4 what are the gods of your people?
#5 whats up with the sky looking different than when I was a kid? t. born mid 2000s rust belt
>>40758771
What is it then why do people talk about it? Enlighten me

am i stupid to hold my anal virginity for a ufo guardian angle? im amale to female and all my friends want to sex mebut im saving it cause i feel like its the final ritul right before you get invited to space,am i on the right path? can i let my friends do any thing sexual'? OR Am i suppose to do sex stuff without alien help it feels like im holding it cause i do the yoga andgot the heaad muscle but i only need one musce left ot activate either the ufo lord will send my guardian angle and he will do the final throat butt ritual with me or i can do it myself or i can ask friends, maybe either way the ufo lor dis involved??

>american recruit
>german-american ancestry
>lives in south america

please make up your mind

>>40759418
Based nooticer and a doobledoobledoo to you too

>>40755028
Yes, I've pondered similar things. God protects us, so long as we are dedicated to Him. It possible just the power of Baptism is enough. Then there is what your ancestors did, if they dabbled in the occult, how much, etc.

The Nazi-UFO alliance, if it exists, and it does seem possible, is not of God or directed to God. The name of Jesus will stop the "aliens" in their tracks. Count yourself lucky and thank God for protecting you.

>>40759367
Please really seek God's help for your life. Just be sincere and patient.

uh okay great..but how can u help me not to get abducted and murdered from a human being right now..like that is the real threat I face right now..can you assist...or you just another assholes who has cool drones n shit and don't care if the rest of us get brutally murdered

>>40754948
it's kind of funny that the WW2 axis powers were like
>Terminally Autistic 1
>Terminally Autistic 2
>loudmouthed fashion and tradition obsessed lazy hedonistic mamas boys.

Like how did Italy end up fascist? They'd only been a unified country 50 years! What golden age were you imagining returning to you flamboyant little pasta slurpers?