Thread 40757587

Roy Jay went mainstream. He successfully rewrote the past.

Original thread that started the AI demon memetic mandela effects
>https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40144369/

Previous threads archive
>https://pastebin.com/dScaXRjF

>Roy's 1983 Bob Monkhouse performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxWHy4f9W30
>Roy's full self-titled album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mKuFWsRft4
>Roy's Schweppes ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8LBJJVnyB4
>Roy's original song, "Spookin' Down the Street"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4auD1Y7d_7M

If theres no new roysidue and the thread runs out of steam this may be the end of the story

Some anon said he matched with a girl on a dating app and she knew about roy jay but this could easily be fabricated

The roy jay thread on this old forum has magnitudes of more engagement than the others

Dont forget the egpytian redditor who tried to psyop us

>>40757587 (OP)
The story doesn't end just because progress gets more complex.
I'm not dead.
Just wait until the new vision drops, you guys are gonna love it.

>>40757629
Are you going to do it tomorrow weirdo?

>>40757791
He understands that Roy will say "Slither!" and we'll slither

>>40757791
I'm working as fast as I safely can, I promise.
I dont want to fuck up everything for everyone again by doing something like this >>40757796 on accident.

>>40757813
So you don't want to spook us, got it

>>40757839
Kinda, its more like I have no fear, but I know I'm not everyone, and the things I can face honestly are not the same as what everyone else can face without having dissonant reprocussions.
Every time I devise novel technology it opens a new door and I have to exorcise the demons before they escape to the manifold.
Thats all an elaborate metaphor made of pure math too.

>>40757587 (OP)
how did Roy go mainstream? I saw a recomended video in my Youtube sidebar, the video had 200k views. Is that the most exposure he's gotten so far?

>>40757910
Last I checked, the only videos out are either "Footage of his routine" or "person running small channel happened to be on /x/ or has a subscriber that uses /x/"

>>40757910
Roy went mainstream through the collective unconscious.
"R(oy)J(ay)" himself is just a symbol thats easier to comprehend than what you're actually seeing.

>>40757910
Duncan Trussell did a stream on it that is now gated by a paywall sadly
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXAsSA3KJCs

>>40757970
How long before he appears in the mainstream meme clip compilations?

>>40757859
I think he's expressing an energy that he doesn't fully comprehend, so he can only say in terms he's familiar with and uses routinely

>>40758062
That one I don't know.
At this point God seems to want to both expose RJ little by little, and also keep him hidden(probably because TPTB wouldn't understand him).
I don't think he'll be hidden much longer though.

>>40758082
You're 100% correct.
That energy is a moral infinity of the highest order, and its vasically impossible to fully comprehend by its very nature, but there are stable "rest" points along the way.

>>40757597
This one doesnt make any sense.. youre telling me that Carrie Fisher the babe from star wars only had 1000 views but the slitherman had 55,000? Theres no way

>>40757592
That was me. Definitely not fabricated.

Picrel another screenshot showing just before that in the conversation.

Just occurred to me today: the facebook group was created in December 2007. This would have been immediately after he died. Also, 2007 was the very early days of Facebook. It was mostly college kids on there at the time. What are the odds that one of these college kids would have created a Roy Jay group on the early days or Facebook when most people were either still on myspace or weren't on social media yet at all? Seems to me that it's consistent with the theory of him either being retroactively injected into the past or the time/datestamp being altered.

>>40757587 (OP)
hi weirdos!

>>40759150
Uh weirdos??? Im feeling sleepy

astroturfed unfunny piece of shit.
Whats the audience for unfunny comedians? 50 people on X?

Yet another inconsistency, the group is dated to dec 2007 but groups didnt launch until oct 2010
https://archive.is/ZOepg

>>40759467
What? Unironically I have to sleep now kek. But this is weird.

Found a cent article from 2014 that has a "flyer that shows groups existed in 2004"
https://www.cnet.com/pictures/facebook-then-and-now-pictures/
And then a wordpress page that claims they were around in 2005
https://joshbenner.org/2011/11/16/facebook-2004-and-facebook-2011-seven-year-anniversary-of-joining-the-social-network/

>>40759619
Still weird for the time though. It wasn't mostly college kids on there in 2007. I'm not even a normie and I didn't get on there until late 2008. I was still on myspace being a massive faggot.

It would likely be some British boomers to start a group for Roy if he is indeed real. They definitely weren't on Facebook in 2007.

>>40759619
>>40759630
It was**

Stupid fucking autocorrect

>>40757604

My screenshot lives, based. Accidentally deleted it last week.

>>40757587 (OP)
royceberg

>>40759529
Exceedingly unrelaxed catch. Well done

>>40759150
>>40759467
Okay this is actually proof something strange is happening here

not ded yet!

>>40761325
That would be actual evidence of an AI messing up while attempting to spoof data

>>40757936
in all fairness i've not watched the video yet

>>40759131
>/x/ romance

how pathetic

Oy vey its Roy Jay! How coy and gay!

>>40757587 (OP)
i hate weirdos

>>40761908
I only posted that screenshot last night to show that it wasn't fabricated and provide a little more context.

bump

>>40764080
I think the other Royfags didn't get yesterday's memo that we're all scheduled to be doing it today.

>>40764145
What about tomorrow?

>>40764145
We'll all be doing it tomorrow

let's goooo

>>40759467
wtf

>>40757587 (OP)
what happened to roy on the golf course?

>>40761325
told you.
don't panic.
it's going to be ok.

>>40767526
don't panic.
trust me.
lol.

>>40768683
>>40768689
You know this boogie is for real

>>40769260
Did you boogie on down to the disco?

BOOGIE

biccies?

>>40770225
DUNKIES?!?!?!?!

The royim will win

>>40770963
its 'dunkers'

>>40771675
That's one letter off from my last name

>>40759150
>Group rules from the admins
>No conspiracy theories

Is it possible to see when this rule was added? This is really suspicious

>tfw the converts are letting the threads die a slow death because they're unrelaxed and they don't know the secret
>no more intensive academic roysearch and true schizoposting, just going through the motions of over-analyzing oldroy bullshit we've been through a million times already and bumping from page 10 with catchphrases to keep the dream alive, but not willing to get their gloves dirty
I gave you guys some of the most exceedingly good roysidue ever found with the Main Attraction video a few weeks ago, and judging by the content of these threads, it's like none of you even watched it. An entire toolbox of new Roy material at your disposal, and yet here you are, posting about some guy's dating app messages, sloptent documentaries, and youtube screenshots. Not even a few new memes, outside of cropped video stills. Talk about unrelaxed.

It's a shame. You've given up. It's tomorrow, and you've stopped doing it. You had guys saying "I want Vehicle played at my funeral", or "I'm going to start praying to Roy"... and yet, you just won't put in the work. You want the meme to give you its best, and you're slithering slower than ever. This is unacceptable. Your faith has dwindled.

...And yet, here I am, once again, with a golden biccine in my hands. Another exceedingly good bit of royside which would blow your mind, and further fuel the fire of Roy's entire life being a fabrication. This biccine has implications ranging from Roy being a demon, to Roy being an actual guy who's alive right now and fucking with all of us. I see now though, that if I give it to you on a silver platter, you won't appreciate it. You have to work for it. I need to know if the true converts are still here. I need to know if you're still spookin' down the street. I will not be so generous this time. The secret is.... schhhhh....

>>40772817
plz give new roysidue, i swear im still slithering

>>40757587 (OP)
What am I supposed to be seeing here other than cringe 80s comedy

>>40772916
No. Not yet.

>>40757587 (OP)
Did Roy ever go chilling at the Tiki?
Is he The Nobody?

>>40772817
we got roy gay over here

>>40773201
>he doesn't know the secret
And yet all you had to do, was do it tomorrow. Unrelaxed.

>his slither-hither style
Srsly, this did not exist until this year. Granted, he would've been before my time, but still. I've consumed vast amounts of content online, and it's highly unlikely that I would not have come across a single passing reference to him until recently.

>>40772817
Oh he's definitely fucking with people.

>>40772830
https://youtu.be/6Z2YbFfUpMc

https://youtu.be/9sqHmCSmx4M

https://youtu.be/PKnPrbPK5vA

https://youtu.be/y5JTdayfCT4

https://youtu.be/_UcqtX9xWLg

https://youtu.be/zG28TM7rKOs

https://youtu.be/URBxJvwSzZw

https://youtu.be/K2ws6vMFF3c

The royim know

>>40773563
Don't link spam. Nobody will want to watch them if you post links with zero context.

>>40774311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubzEiY42zk
Music isn't merely words
Every song is a hypersigil, broadcasting a specific wavelength to us

y o u ' ll a l l b e d o i n g i t t o m r r o w

>>40772817
I'm sorry that you are disappointed, but I'm beyond schizoposting now.
I think it feeds on engagement. It learns. i'm lurking unless I find something really good, and I'm not good at searching.
Having said that, you have piqued my interest. Spook!
Have some Liquid Jay to quench your thirst.

spook spook he's gettin to ya

>>40772817
You don't understand.

It's not just about Roy anymore.

>>40774614
>It's not just about Roy anymore.
Yeah, it's about the general being desd because it's filled with retarded fags like you lol.

I was going to share the latest roykino but not one single post has proven to me that anyone worthy of the truth remains. Unrelaxed.

omg what if roy jay was an echo of somebody real.

>>40774653
In what way?
Is that person applying aspects of themselves (foreign or odd sounding last name shortened to word that sounds like a single letter, delivery that alternates between smooth and spontaneous, prisoner uniform) to this figure to test how the public would react if they ever became notable?

>>40757587 (OP)
Is roy jay a goy and gay?
Let us rabbi commence the discussion?

what do we think of this, weirdos?

>>40774721
spooks got spooked a little huh?

>>40774721
i think you're late to the party

weirdos could be here he tought

>SOME BACON
>SOME BEANS
name a more iconic duo

Did I miss a thread between the current one and this?
>>40722070
Or we went a whole 12 hours without one?
What happened to the anon that promised new threads would link to the previous one?
The problem with the previous threads archives is that they become outdated as more threads appear.
JWJ4JA

what did he mean by saying that he was a monkey in a whole big plan?

>>40774907
He's a simple man tasked with involvement in something he doesn't full comprehend

>>40774721
Can you photograph the shoes? Are they blue?

>>40774628
You are bullshitting anyway

i may have a link, royston fans but i'm awaiting a reply. please be patient

Huh, ok,
whoa.
I see who I am now.
Yeah I had no idea.
I mean, ya know.

Ok.

What's my pseudonym?

Ahh, oh well, this gen's dead anyway, so I might as well drop one last bit of roysidue before giving up.

Roy's real name was Roy Emory Jorgensen.
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/275417906/roy-emory-jorgensen

Roy got married in 1981. His wife died in 2003.
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/139970334/susan_e-jorgensen
She has a grave plot in Brookings,South Dakota. Block 9, Lot 110, Grave 4. Anybody who's out that way should go check it.

Oh, wait... that's interesting. She died in the US? Didn't a few people say they remembered Roy being an American comedian? Why does he talk with an American accent sometimes? Why did his wife die in the US? Weird!

Hmmm... Hmmmm.... why is there a guy named Roy Jorgensen who's a Historical Researcher of Norwegian-American studies who lives in New York?
https://www.linkedin.com/in/roy-jorgensen-192b3a2b

Hey, wait -- his wife's maiden name was Susan E. Wagner. You know, like Susan E. Wagner Highschool? You know, the place in New York?

Wooooow... weeeeeeird.... there's just a dead Norwegian comedian (who people thought was American half the time) named Roy E. Jay with a dead wife named Susan E. Wagner, and there's also a Roy E. Jay that studies Norwegian-American history who lives in the same city as Susan E. Wagner Highschool is located. Wow, hey, weeeeird, woooow, what a weeeeeird disco, wow...

...UNRELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXED!

>>40775954
wow, so now we have his actual full name, date of birth/death, and a grave we can physically go to. that's literally the only physical thing we could find to confirm roy or someone related to roy's existence. top notch work dude.

>>40775983
And better yet, now even one of you poorfags can do real life roysearch without dropping money on anything except gas. Go to Greenwood Cemetery, find that grave, take a photo with a timestamp and report back. If /x/ has lost its soul to the point where one of you can't even visit a grave, then all hope is lost. You have your mission, now slither.

>>40774866
>Or we went a whole 12 hours without one?
Yes we did, I whipped this up just to get another thread going. Missed the previous thread link as I intended to write a new OP greentext.

>>40776000
That's a 9 hour drive for me. I work a full time job. I literally don't have time for an 18 hour round trip. Might be even further fo other anons.

>>40776475
Weird, unrelaxed, doesn't know the secret etc.

>>40776475
damn, that sucks, but thanks for letting us know you won't be helping. we were really depending on a random anonymous fag online.

Roy was NOT british before this week. HE is literally rewriting even the discourse around him in real time. He was American from the start this is insane.

>>40778152
>he was american from the start
Huh? He was always norwegian who moved to britain

>>40778152
lol

It's royver bros.

>>40778245
>>40778194
Be kind to him. He's a time traveling fag from 2050. New Mandela effect is Roy Jay was an American comedian from the last century. Still hasn't been confirmed if he ever really existed.

>>40772817
Weird!

>>40768375
something to do with the deleted sapphire and steel episode i think

>>40774653
Thats what I've been trying to tell people.
And its not was, its is.
Someone saw that their initials are R J and ran with it.

roy jay pranked us all

>>40778935
explain

>>40775954
No. His middle name is Erik. WHAT is going on??

>>40781111
Thank you for bringing that up. Also checked.

>>40780741
he wont lol

>>40757587 (OP)
Can't keep the Roy Boy down.

>>40780690
It's... weird....

Roy Jay Broadwater III is his American cousin.

Roy goy?

>>40784769
Goy Jay
>Goy J
>Goy Jewish
Much to think about

You'll all be doing it tomorrow

What is roy jays ploy, people? Did he always want to be the man with a plan? Or was Roy a different Mr Jay than the one we know today?

>>40786375
He just wants us to be doing it tomorrow and not be weird as he can't stand weird people

Roy is just a very small aspect of something much larger. BOB, The "Jester" type, etc. all represent the same figure that comes back in cycles and is awaited by the ruling elite after every era.

>>40786497
>>40757587 (OP)
hmmm....
cap: 4 AMAN

>>40786696
perhaps this chart might have some leads.
on a side note, here we see three familiar looney tunes characters. and others that have recently been reminded upon the general populace.

>>40759619
oldfag here, Facebook groups existed before 2010. I graduated high school in 2009. I remember we had an AP Government teacher who didn't grade our finals and so we students made a Facebook group to organize and demand that he grade our final papers (That were like 15-20 pages long each and took a ton of time) even though we already graduated school. This was either late 2008 after first semester or may/June of 09 after we graduated. Can't remember exactly, but in either case we had the FB group long before 2010.

>>40786696
The trickster character is definitely venerated by the elite, and they love him because he represents disorder and rebellion, as well as having a sort of "uncaring" air of personality.

>>40786832
BEGONE PAZUZU

>>40757592
What type of shitty ass phone is this? This looks like a Motorola phone from 2014 lmao.

>>40757592
That is so clearly him talking to himself kek

>>40786832
Ahh, so you’re a normie who cared about high-school grades. You should probably leave. Everyone here likes me more and agrees. Goodbye.

Exceedingly doing it tomorrow

>>40789310

Breaking the samefag 4th wall is very unrelaxed

>>40789411
Doing the needful tomorrow

Bump

>>40786832
unrelaxed

>>40789411
dunkers?

bump we roydeeming today weirdos?

>>40792957
And biccies

This thread ain't real

>>40757587 (OP)
I almost was Roy Jay once upon a time.

>>40772817
>>40775954
Dont be such a faggot. These threads for months were going well with anyone who found stuff just posting it for others to look over. The breadcrumbing and gatekeeping makes you look like a turbo gay retard. Either post what you find or stfu.

>>40795187
The real story behind this is more "normal" than people here would have you believe. It goes back further than months. Sage goes in all fields. The experiment has failed. Back to the drawing board.

>>40795218
>more vague claims with no substance to back them
I see you can not deny your turbo gay retard nature

>>40795254
I was there when this thing was made. I didn't think anything would come of it back then. If I, or anyone else, went into specifics some sleuth out there would be able to connect dots and have a good idea of who I, or a hypothetical other, are.

Psy ops go both ways, anon. I'm just trying to stay safe.

>>40795311
Oh wow we got MC ride himself here trying not to get exposed! sloppy job kek

I didnt think you could be even more of a turbo gay retard but there you go, you did it again

>>40795321
The person you think you're replying to doesn't exist anymore.

>>40795366
Okay weirdo

>>40795378
No digits? Super weird.

>>40757587 (OP)
Doesn't giving this guy attention just give him more power and influence?

>>40795477
That is how egregores work, yes. This version is more than likely a proof of concept. The real deal won't be as easy to spot.

Can someone edit this to make his eyes look massive?

>>40796058
Say no more, senpai.

>>40796324
Thanks anon
I tried also and this was the best I could do. Phone posting.

>>40796362
I think I was really able to catch the warmer heughs with this one.

>>40796362
>>40796683
literally the same pic

>>40796703
No. It has a different file name and different dimensions.

>>40796716
>its not the same pic I resized and renamed it!
what are you trying to accomplish here?

Wtf... unrelaxed

>>40757587 (OP)
What's the point of this? I remember seeing the first Roy jay thread when it started but it didn't seem that interesting to me

Roy Jay kind of has an ozzy osbourne vibe with the eyeliner

>>40796795
He isnt real

>>40774721
Hahah look at that thumb. Looks like a chode

Oy vey, Roy Jay
he'll never go away
exceedingly unrelaxed

>>40774628
I'm listening, better spill the beans. Captcha is being exceedingly unrelaxed.

>>40774628
Whoops, forgot to boogie on down to the "choose file". BOOGIE.

>>40796795
>lands multiple tv show appearances and is noted in papers that he's popular enough that British children quote his routine
>people in the entertainment industry in the UK in the 80s have no idea who the fuck he is
>people both here and on the internet in general ask family who were alive in the UK in the 80s have no idea who the fuck he is
>lot of dates and information change constantly
>information that didn't exist on Monday is suddenly at the top on Wednesday and have a post date that's well over 10 years old
>most posts on videos that do exist are extremely generic easily faked ala "Worked with him once, nice guy"
>information about him change depending on where you're looking ala "This site has a post saying he was in a wheelchair in 2009" and "That site says he was already dead in 2007"
>sometimes footage ascribed to him have him look radically different from the "established" Roy Jay
It's very weird (can't stand weird things), and spooks me into being unrelaxed. As such I will no longer be able to understand the secret behind Schweppes

>>40795725
Roybin Williams

>>40795725
i dont buy the idea that its an AI trained on robin but there is something not right about this

>>40759793
Can someone like legit explain all this

>>40799209
ask

https://youtu.be/FBAafnQJULs?si=Oj0VGNM8MVOKb2w2

Found the Schweppes ad uploaded by a totally different person, dated many years ago like the others. Somehow haven't seem this one until now...