Roy Jay went mainstream. He successfully rewrote the past.
Original thread that started the AI demon memetic mandela effects
>https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40144369/
Previous threads archive
>https://pastebin.com/dScaXRjF
>Roy's 1983 Bob Monkhouse performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxWHy4f9W30
>Roy's full self-titled album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mKuFWsRft4
>Roy's Schweppes ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8LBJJVnyB4
>Roy's original song, "Spookin' Down the Street"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4auD1Y7d_7M
If theres no new roysidue and the thread runs out of steam this may be the end of the story
Some anon said he matched with a girl on a dating app and she knew about roy jay but this could easily be fabricated
The roy jay thread on this old forum has magnitudes of more engagement than the others
Dont forget the egpytian redditor who tried to psyop us
>>40757587 (OP)The story doesn't end just because progress gets more complex.
I'm not dead.
Just wait until the new vision drops, you guys are gonna love it.
>>40757629Are you going to do it tomorrow weirdo?
>>40757791He understands that Roy will say "Slither!" and we'll slither
>>40757791I'm working as fast as I safely can, I promise.
I dont want to fuck up everything for everyone again by doing something like this
>>40757796 on accident.
>>40757813So you don't want to spook us, got it
>>40757839Kinda, its more like I have no fear, but I know I'm not everyone, and the things I can face honestly are not the same as what everyone else can face without having dissonant reprocussions.
Every time I devise novel technology it opens a new door and I have to exorcise the demons before they escape to the manifold.
Thats all an elaborate metaphor made of pure math too.
>>40757587 (OP)how did Roy go mainstream? I saw a recomended video in my Youtube sidebar, the video had 200k views. Is that the most exposure he's gotten so far?
>>40757910Last I checked, the only videos out are either "Footage of his routine" or "person running small channel happened to be on /x/ or has a subscriber that uses /x/"
>>40757910Roy went mainstream through the collective unconscious.
"R(oy)J(ay)" himself is just a symbol thats easier to comprehend than what you're actually seeing.
>>40757910Duncan Trussell did a stream on it that is now gated by a paywall sadly
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXAsSA3KJCs
>>40757970How long before he appears in the mainstream meme clip compilations?
>>40757859I think he's expressing an energy that he doesn't fully comprehend, so he can only say in terms he's familiar with and uses routinely
>>40758062That one I don't know.
At this point God seems to want to both expose RJ little by little, and also keep him hidden(probably because TPTB wouldn't understand him).
I don't think he'll be hidden much longer though.
>>40758082You're 100% correct.
That energy is a moral infinity of the highest order, and its vasically impossible to fully comprehend by its very nature, but there are stable "rest" points along the way.
>>40757597This one doesnt make any sense.. youre telling me that Carrie Fisher the babe from star wars only had 1000 views but the slitherman had 55,000? Theres no way
>>40757592That was me. Definitely not fabricated.
Picrel another screenshot showing just before that in the conversation.
Just occurred to me today: the facebook group was created in December 2007. This would have been immediately after he died. Also, 2007 was the very early days of Facebook. It was mostly college kids on there at the time. What are the odds that one of these college kids would have created a Roy Jay group on the early days or Facebook when most people were either still on myspace or weren't on social media yet at all? Seems to me that it's consistent with the theory of him either being retroactively injected into the past or the time/datestamp being altered.
>>40759150Uh weirdos??? Im feeling sleepy
astroturfed unfunny piece of shit.
Whats the audience for unfunny comedians? 50 people on X?
Yet another inconsistency, the group is dated to dec 2007 but groups didnt launch until oct 2010
https://archive.is/ZOepg
>>40759467What? Unironically I have to sleep now kek. But this is weird.
Found a cent article from 2014 that has a "flyer that shows groups existed in 2004"
https://www.cnet.com/pictures/facebook-then-and-now-pictures/
And then a wordpress page that claims they were around in 2005
https://joshbenner.org/2011/11/16/facebook-2004-and-facebook-2011-seven-year-anniversary-of-joining-the-social-network/
>>40759619Still weird for the time though. It wasn't mostly college kids on there in 2007. I'm not even a normie and I didn't get on there until late 2008. I was still on myspace being a massive faggot.
It would likely be some British boomers to start a group for Roy if he is indeed real. They definitely weren't on Facebook in 2007.
>>40759619>>40759630It was**
Stupid fucking autocorrect
>>40757604My screenshot lives, based. Accidentally deleted it last week.
>>40759529Exceedingly unrelaxed catch. Well done
>>40759150>>40759467Okay this is actually proof something strange is happening here
>>40761325That would be actual evidence of an AI messing up while attempting to spoof data
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>>40757936in all fairness i've not watched the video yet
>>40759131>/x/ romance how pathetic
Oy vey its Roy Jay! How coy and gay!
>>40761908I only posted that screenshot last night to show that it wasn't fabricated and provide a little more context.
>>40764080I think the other Royfags didn't get yesterday's memo that we're all scheduled to be doing it today.
>>40764145What about tomorrow?
>>40764145We'll all be doing it tomorrow
>>40757587 (OP)what happened to roy on the golf course?
>>40761325told you.
don't panic.
it's going to be ok.
>>40767526don't panic.
trust me.
lol.
>>40768683>>40768689You know this boogie is for real
>>40769260Did you boogie on down to the disco?
BOOGIE
>>40770225DUNKIES?!?!?!?!
>>40771675That's one letter off from my last name
>>40759150>Group rules from the admins>No conspiracy theoriesIs it possible to see when this rule was added? This is really suspicious
>tfw the converts are letting the threads die a slow death because they're unrelaxed and they don't know the secret
>no more intensive academic roysearch and true schizoposting, just going through the motions of over-analyzing oldroy bullshit we've been through a million times already and bumping from page 10 with catchphrases to keep the dream alive, but not willing to get their gloves dirty
I gave you guys some of the most exceedingly good roysidue ever found with the Main Attraction video a few weeks ago, and judging by the content of these threads, it's like none of you even watched it. An entire toolbox of new Roy material at your disposal, and yet here you are, posting about some guy's dating app messages, sloptent documentaries, and youtube screenshots. Not even a few new memes, outside of cropped video stills. Talk about unrelaxed.
It's a shame. You've given up. It's tomorrow, and you've stopped doing it. You had guys saying "I want Vehicle played at my funeral", or "I'm going to start praying to Roy"... and yet, you just won't put in the work. You want the meme to give you its best, and you're slithering slower than ever. This is unacceptable. Your faith has dwindled.
...And yet, here I am, once again, with a golden biccine in my hands. Another exceedingly good bit of royside which would blow your mind, and further fuel the fire of Roy's entire life being a fabrication. This biccine has implications ranging from Roy being a demon, to Roy being an actual guy who's alive right now and fucking with all of us. I see now though, that if I give it to you on a silver platter, you won't appreciate it. You have to work for it. I need to know if the true converts are still here. I need to know if you're still spookin' down the street. I will not be so generous this time. The secret is.... schhhhh....
>>40772817plz give new roysidue, i swear im still slithering
>>40757587 (OP)What am I supposed to be seeing here other than cringe 80s comedy
>>40757587 (OP)Did Roy ever go chilling at the Tiki?
Is he The Nobody?
>>40772817we got roy gay over here
>>40773201>he doesn't know the secretAnd yet all you had to do, was do it tomorrow. Unrelaxed.
>his slither-hither style
Srsly, this did not exist until this year. Granted, he would've been before my time, but still. I've consumed vast amounts of content online, and it's highly unlikely that I would not have come across a single passing reference to him until recently.
>>40772817Oh he's definitely fucking with people.
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>>40772830https://youtu.be/6Z2YbFfUpMc
https://youtu.be/9sqHmCSmx4M
https://youtu.be/PKnPrbPK5vA
https://youtu.be/y5JTdayfCT4
https://youtu.be/_UcqtX9xWLg
https://youtu.be/zG28TM7rKOs
https://youtu.be/URBxJvwSzZw
https://youtu.be/K2ws6vMFF3c
>>40773563Don't link spam. Nobody will want to watch them if you post links with zero context.
>>40774311https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CubzEiY42zk
Music isn't merely words
Every song is a hypersigil, broadcasting a specific wavelength to us
y o u ' ll a l l b e d o i n g i t t o m r r o w
>>40772817I'm sorry that you are disappointed, but I'm beyond schizoposting now.
I think it feeds on engagement. It learns. i'm lurking unless I find something really good, and I'm not good at searching.
Having said that, you have piqued my interest. Spook!
Have some Liquid Jay to quench your thirst.
spook spook he's gettin to ya
>>40772817You don't understand.
It's not just about Roy anymore.
>>40774614>It's not just about Roy anymore.Yeah, it's about the general being desd because it's filled with retarded fags like you lol.
I was going to share the latest roykino but not one single post has proven to me that anyone worthy of the truth remains. Unrelaxed.
omg what if roy jay was an echo of somebody real.
>>40774653In what way?
Is that person applying aspects of themselves (foreign or odd sounding last name shortened to word that sounds like a single letter, delivery that alternates between smooth and spontaneous, prisoner uniform) to this figure to test how the public would react if they ever became notable?
>>40757587 (OP)Is roy jay a goy and gay?
Let us rabbi commence the discussion?
what do we think of this, weirdos?
>>40774721spooks got spooked a little huh?
>>40774721i think you're late to the party
weirdos could be here he tought
>SOME BACON
>SOME BEANS
name a more iconic duo
Did I miss a thread between the current one and this?
>>40722070Or we went a whole 12 hours without one?
What happened to the anon that promised new threads would link to the previous one?
The problem with the previous threads archives is that they become outdated as more threads appear.
JWJ4JA
what did he mean by saying that he was a monkey in a whole big plan?
>>40774907He's a simple man tasked with involvement in something he doesn't full comprehend
>>40774721Can you photograph the shoes? Are they blue?
>>40774628You are bullshitting anyway
i may have a link, royston fans but i'm awaiting a reply. please be patient
Huh, ok,
whoa.
I see who I am now.
Yeah I had no idea.
I mean, ya know.
Ahh, oh well, this gen's dead anyway, so I might as well drop one last bit of roysidue before giving up.
Roy's real name was Roy Emory Jorgensen.
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/275417906/roy-emory-jorgensen
Roy got married in 1981. His wife died in 2003.
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/139970334/susan_e-jorgensen
She has a grave plot in Brookings,South Dakota. Block 9, Lot 110, Grave 4. Anybody who's out that way should go check it.
Oh, wait... that's interesting. She died in the US? Didn't a few people say they remembered Roy being an American comedian? Why does he talk with an American accent sometimes? Why did his wife die in the US? Weird!
Hmmm... Hmmmm.... why is there a guy named Roy Jorgensen who's a Historical Researcher of Norwegian-American studies who lives in New York?
https://www.linkedin.com/in/roy-jorgensen-192b3a2b
Hey, wait -- his wife's maiden name was Susan E. Wagner. You know, like Susan E. Wagner Highschool? You know, the place in New York?
Wooooow... weeeeeeird.... there's just a dead Norwegian comedian (who people thought was American half the time) named Roy E. Jay with a dead wife named Susan E. Wagner, and there's also a Roy E. Jay that studies Norwegian-American history who lives in the same city as Susan E. Wagner Highschool is located. Wow, hey, weeeeird, woooow, what a weeeeeird disco, wow...
...UNRELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXED!
>>40775954wow, so now we have his actual full name, date of birth/death, and a grave we can physically go to. that's literally the only physical thing we could find to confirm roy or someone related to roy's existence. top notch work dude.
>>40775983And better yet, now even one of you poorfags can do real life roysearch without dropping money on anything except gas. Go to Greenwood Cemetery, find that grave, take a photo with a timestamp and report back. If /x/ has lost its soul to the point where one of you can't even visit a grave, then all hope is lost. You have your mission, now slither.
>>40774866>Or we went a whole 12 hours without one?Yes we did, I whipped this up just to get another thread going. Missed the previous thread link as I intended to write a new OP greentext.
>>40776000That's a 9 hour drive for me. I work a full time job. I literally don't have time for an 18 hour round trip. Might be even further fo other anons.
>>40776475Weird, unrelaxed, doesn't know the secret etc.
>>40776475damn, that sucks, but thanks for letting us know you won't be helping. we were really depending on a random anonymous fag online.
Roy was NOT british before this week. HE is literally rewriting even the discourse around him in real time. He was American from the start this is insane.
>>40778152>he was american from the startHuh? He was always norwegian who moved to britain
>>40778245>>40778194Be kind to him. He's a time traveling fag from 2050. New Mandela effect is Roy Jay was an American comedian from the last century. Still hasn't been confirmed if he ever really existed.
>>40768375something to do with the deleted sapphire and steel episode i think
>>40774653Thats what I've been trying to tell people.
And its not was, its is.
Someone saw that their initials are R J and ran with it.
>>40775954No. His middle name is Erik. WHAT is going on??
>>40781111Thank you for bringing that up. Also checked.
>>40757587 (OP)Can't keep the Roy Boy down.
>>40780690It's... weird....
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Roy Jay Broadwater III is his American cousin.
>>40784769Goy Jay
>Goy J>Goy JewishMuch to think about
You'll all be doing it tomorrow
What is roy jays ploy, people? Did he always want to be the man with a plan? Or was Roy a different Mr Jay than the one we know today?
>>40786375He just wants us to be doing it tomorrow and not be weird as he can't stand weird people
Roy is just a very small aspect of something much larger. BOB, The "Jester" type, etc. all represent the same figure that comes back in cycles and is awaited by the ruling elite after every era.
>>40786696perhaps this chart might have some leads.
on a side note, here we see three familiar looney tunes characters. and others that have recently been reminded upon the general populace.
>>40759619oldfag here, Facebook groups existed before 2010. I graduated high school in 2009. I remember we had an AP Government teacher who didn't grade our finals and so we students made a Facebook group to organize and demand that he grade our final papers (That were like 15-20 pages long each and took a ton of time) even though we already graduated school. This was either late 2008 after first semester or may/June of 09 after we graduated. Can't remember exactly, but in either case we had the FB group long before 2010.
>>40786696The trickster character is definitely venerated by the elite, and they love him because he represents disorder and rebellion, as well as having a sort of "uncaring" air of personality.
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>>40757592What type of shitty ass phone is this? This looks like a Motorola phone from 2014 lmao.
>>40757592That is so clearly him talking to himself kek
>>40786832Ahh, so you’re a normie who cared about high-school grades. You should probably leave. Everyone here likes me more and agrees. Goodbye.
Exceedingly doing it tomorrow
>>40789310Breaking the samefag 4th wall is very unrelaxed
>>40789411Doing the needful tomorrow
