Is becoming a mortician a good job? It seems so easy and relaxed. Just sit there all night relaxing, listening to Art Bell, draining blood, filling corpses with chemicals, putting on makeup, putting in plastic eyes. Especially if you are not the person talking to people and shaking hands at funerals.

There is great job security as people will always die.

The only downside is it might be a hard industry to get into. It is generally passed down through families and every area has the mortician hustle on lockdown.

>>40760919 (OP)
Over 57% of male morticians sexually assault the corpses, study says. It really does show men should be born in prison and prove their way out of it.

>>40760930

Those are called "benefits of the job". You telling me if a hot young girl was laying on the slab you wouldn't take a peak. I am not saying full intercourse or even physically molesting them, but a person might take a longer than natural gander, if you catch my meaning.

There is also free formaldehyde to drink. Getting drunk around a bunch of hot chicks, what not to like?

>>40760930
Niggers.

>>40760930
A titty grab or full on penis into dead vagines sexual assault? What is their criteria? That number seems so high is all, but I know nothing about morticians.

>>40760930
This post was made by a whore who tongues anuses

>>40760930
You sound like a reddit cuck or a transvestite