mexican urban legends, horror stories and paranormal activity, lets get started

>>40765125 (OP)
That one ziggurat no one has ever been to the lowest levels of is spooky af.

>tech from the past
I bought a drone to to capture some images here in Jalisco, but due to cartel activity, I couldn't fly it . so I just kept it on its box for a few months until I got chance to go to vacations to my hometown in Veracruz when I went to visit my great grandparents in a small village.
I was there visiting my great grandparents and cousins, who happen to be teenagers and they were amazed by the drone I brought. so we went on to fly it and show them how we could see from the ipad in real time where it was flying and what it was seeing from the top. We got back to the house and my grandpa was there and told me that he had seen those before back in his days. I asked him when it was that and he said it was back around the 1940s. I thought he was just joking, but he is a pretty dead serious old man, who served in the mexican revolution with pancho villa, la famosa bola, that's what they were called back them, "the bola". I asked him how did he know it was a drone.
He said he and his brothers used to herd cows back then, and back then it was legal to carry guns, shotguns and everything needed to protect your cattle from thieves or wolves. So he was out with his brothers taking care of the herd and saw something weird that was above them and it hummed really hard, so they thought it was some kind of weird bird and they started shooting it, he and his brothers. When the drone saw it was being shot at, the drone started shooting back, obviously, they didn't know it was a drone, they thought it was a weird bird.
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>>40765213
Everybody ran, and since they had horses, it took some time for the drone to catch any of them. My great grand said he hid behind a tree and aimed towards the drone and somehow hit it. The drone felt, and he and his brothers went to look at the bird. Upon looking at it closer, they saw it wasn't a bird, they hit their shotguns and it felt like metal. So they didn't know what it actually really was. My great grandpa said it looked the same as my drone. Since they were on the sierra, they saw up in the mountain some people dressed in weird suits coming down. My great grandpa and his brothers were really scared. So they loaded their guns and hid. When these people arrived, picked up the drone and somebody speaking spanish asked them to come out. My great grandpa says they told them that if they ever see one of these things to not shoot them, and they opened up a briefcase and gave him a really good amount of money to each of them to buy land and some even bought horses and more cattle. This weird people dressed in weird suits just told them to not talk about the incident with anybody. My great grandpa told that's how he build the house with that money

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>>40765280
nice read, thanks for sharing anon

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>>40767250
Whats your point? Why don't you post something new instead

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>>40767255
The year is not actually 2025. That's just what the general population thinks. It''s actually 50,000 A.D

>>40767255
why so mad? i don't have mexican spooky tales that leap to mind rn, but other anons would. i just have the screencap ability mobile users lack, so if the screencap of a quality tale gets reposted by others, then that's my contribution.
t. made images that got some mad circulation years after the fact.

My great aunt from my mom's side said that as a teenager in the mountains of jalisco she saw a horned feather serpant while traveling between towns
>"so it was the scales that made it look like feathers?"
>"no no it was feathered like a chicken, and it was horned and thorny"
>proceed to show her various snakes from the internet for 10 minutes
>gets frustrated becuase I dont believe her
>insists it was FEATHERED and horned like a devil
Its not very /x/ since I chalked it to age, superstition and ignorance (due respect to her im just using the word in context) and the lens of fear. I have never found any into about feathered serpant in Mexico, or a horned/thorny one; but you never know. There could be a horned feathered serpant, sons of quetzalcoatl, slithering around in Mexico at this moment

https://www.inaturalist.org/guides/3736?page=1

Im both mx/American and currently down there dealing with cheap bastard family I have in Monterrey Mexico so they don't so fuckery with my grampa's state (my family are filthy rich mexican elite but damn, if you think Malibu or Beverly Hills are materialistic classist, you haven't seen a thing).

Anyways the curse places in this city you can feel and see some curse shit)

This abandoned house was owned by some crazy scientist.

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>>40767504
This Brutalist monstrosity was built for the daughter of some rich family who was in a wheelchair due to some accident or nervous disease..
They built her place with ramps instead of stairs.
Supposedly she had an accident with her wheelchair and fell from the top floor all the way to the bottom floor.
Damn, I had photos taken of that place when I went there as a teenager, and the photos we took were full of orbs.

Also remember in 2008 buying brick weed from some Zetas cartel guy who said it was freshly harvested in his ranch.
I could fuckin hear voices of dead people.
The bastard was probably growing them on top of a clandestine mass grave.

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>>40767555
I also hiked to those caves when years ago and did some rituals. My super catholic normie friend was fucking crying thinking i was going to sacrifice him.

>>40767572
This house was supposedly built for some occultist/high grade mason.

>>40767609
This a haunted house built to convince a general to drop from some the presidential race decades ago.
Also spooky if you camp there.

>>40767624
This abandoned mansion has underground tunnels and ghost children.

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>>40767638
This is good stuff

These weird construction is deep off grid.
Great place for summoning.

>>40767653
Tons of spooky places in here.
Another haunted mansion/estate.

>>40767717
So besides the mansions falling into ruin, what happens to the land? Is it owned by the kin and rhey rebuild? They let it rot? Squatters? Murder hobos? Drug deals?

>>40767535
Nah that's places was rebuild years ago nothing really spooky

>>40767722
I think they're waiting for gentrification to spead out more so they can build modern condos.
But yea hobos going there to fuck crack whores is common.

>>40767752
Lol I just noticed it was rebuilt it.
This one was infamous for some serial killer killing a whole family inside back in the early 1900s.

>>40767781
The whole area is full of hipster cafes and bars.

>>40767722

El Jonuco, which is now a ghost town inhabited solely by three people. A small mining community, El Jonuco is a valley located between the La Ventana mountain. At its peak, it was almost as important as the municipality of Santa Catarina in its early days. It is said that in 1864, when Coahuila regained its status as a free and sovereign entity, there was a change in boundaries that affected us territorially, and it was to El Jonuco that the people of Santa Catarina ran to hide during the battle. That same year, on February 10, Benito Juárez visited the municipality of Santa Catarina, where he was received with honors. Historians say that Juárez slept on a bench, in what is now the parish house, and it was in the town square that he was almost killed in a failed assassination attempt."

Lol funny thing my family used to own several estates there but my dumbass second uncle put her ex-wife as the owner to avoid paying taxes and lost most the properties.

>>40767798
I know. But that place is so cursed i think it was the only time they have to execute the culprit by firing squad because of how bad it was.

>>40767857

Also abandoned cemeteries, great place for grave robbing on Halloween and Day of the Dead.

Here is some Mexican greetexts about several experiences that happened to this one Mexican lady in the various newly renovated abandoned buildings she stayed in. Her father was involved in renovating them most of them had been abandoned for several decades before hand and sound pretty haunted. They're in three parts this is the first part and probably the weakest.

>>40769006
This is probably the scariest one the apartment sounds haunted enough but what was that woman creature hanging from the ceiling in her room? Why did the violent neighbours upstairs attract it? Why was it carrying a baby? And what did it want to do to her?

>>40769027

Mexico is haunted as fuck. You can feel the frequency drop as soon as you cross the border.
It definitely must be all the death entity
worshippers that bring the frequency down pretty hard with their antics

The psychopomp murders the psychopomps son and it's not to help him get accross but the son knows it's to teach him to learn himself how to get accross and he does it and when he gets accross he's murdered again by the psychopomp and it's all in Brisbane retrograde parallels and I'm the son of the psychopomp.

>>40769990
Made it upto spooky myself I'm reading it it says I'm spooky cool I'm spooky

I was just saying I'm spooky and this are my first spooky words juicy

El Chayo, drug lord of la familia michoacana\los templarios..was also a cult leader after having-been an itinerant mule-riding preacher for years.
he was a prolific cannibal and cannibalism was a forceful initiation rite for sicarios.
>strangely enough, was never catholic, but was an evangelical\protestant, despite the iconography followers made about him

>weird beings
My dad used to serve in the army and he retired early. He loved to enaged back in the day against guerrillas like EZLN and the Sinaloa Cartel. He retired early and was looking for something to do. So he applied as a security guard for a mining corporation. As the executives saw his resume, the executives saw he would be a perfect match to be head of security in a mine in Sinaloa. He was given special instructions as to not let the cartels steal any of the minerals they were mining, and if needed, he could use lethal force as he would be in charge of another 6 people 24/7.
My dad loved the adventure, and as he had the know how on how to survive in the sierra or the jungle and manage different set of weapons.
So he arrived at the mine in Sinaloa, and there were all day TNT explosions going on in that mine, and people would just carry out all the grabble and residue out of the mine all day. At night it was just mostly going around that nobody would mess up with the machinery or try to lurk inside the mine, so it was pretty quite. After a few days, he saw everything was quite and calm so he went to the local cantina. That's where he met the cartel boss of that area.
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>>40770074
The cartel boss was a nice guy and after having a few beers, the cartel boss asked my dad what exactly were they digging out of the mine. As to what my dad told him he didn't know, he told the cartel boss the mining corp might not have found the mineral what they were looking for as they are just mining and pulling out grabble. The cartel boss just laughed and told my dad that the mining corp has been doing that for over a year. The cartel boss then told him that they are not really interesting in any mineral from the mine as their main business was harvesting certain plants, not minerals. So from then, they became friends and would meet each other from time to time in the cantina. Until one day, one TNT explosion collapse half of the mountain which left a big entrance visible. People were sent home and the guards were kept to monitor at night. During the night the guards saw how some weird beings that looked like iguanas, with tails, but were walking on two feet, their eyes were shiny at night, they were easily like 10 beings and all the guards pull out their weapons. My dad told one of the guards to get the cartel boss with men to help him with those weird beings in case things would get nasty.
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>>40770129
Once the cartel boss arrived with his men, they were all armed, and all of them saw those iguana looking creatures walking around. The cartel boss asked my dad if he had informed about this to the mining corp, as to what my dad replied no. So the cartel boss told my dad not to report this to the mining corp, as this is what they may have been actually looking for. The cartel boss said he didn't want any military or police from the federal government on his zone and to report that the cartel has taken over the mine. My dad told the executives that the cartel had arrived and took over the mine and all workers left scared. The executives told my dad to not worry, to come to the headquarters and sign his resignation and he would be rightfully paid for his end of contract.
My dad says that area is still well protected by the sinaloa cartel, but not sure if its because of the weird beings or if they still harvest those plants, as CJNG is trying to take over
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>>40767471
reptilians on the mountains in mexico is also a thing i have heard from some people may be related to this
>>40770163
heard something similar to this from a friend who works on construction but it was a mine in Zacatecas they supposedly found a "Door" or "Gate" deep inside the mine that was like 15 or 20 meters tall it was big they closed the mine after that fired all the workers i thibk it was on the news that they closed the mine off but they didn't said why.
Door was made of a unkown material my friend said it was hard as steel but they put magnets over it and would not stick

>>40765137
Which one is that? Sounds interesting

>The Eclipse of the Millennium — July 11, 1991

During the total solar eclipse over Mexico City—dubbed the “Eclipse of the Millennium”—hundreds of thousands to millions of people looked skyward in awe. Amid this spectacle, many reported seeing something far stranger than the usual eclipse phenomenon: a metallic, disk‑shaped object hovering near the eclipsed sun for around 30 minutes. The object appeared reflective, rotated slowly, and was captured on video from multiple vantage points across the city.

Journalist Jaime Maussan aired Arreguín’s footage on the popular TV newsmagazine Sesenta Minutos, triggering a wave of viewer responses. Maussan later claimed to have received thousands of calls, with at least 17 other independent videographers submitting recordings showing the same object(s) from different locations. At least seven of those tapes depicted nearly identical objects.

Reportedly, up to 40,000 individuals reported sightings, making it possibly the largest mass UFO event ever documented.

Eyewitness accounts emerging online describe groups seeing one or multiple metallic spheres or disks, usually silent and gently pulsating against the darkened sky. Multiple users recalled the eerie quiet as thousands watched in silence during totality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzJH0JSrqKQ

>>40769710
Wholesome

>>40767535
>This Brutalist monstrosity
Shit taste, chiriwis
Also was renovated recently

>>40767255
He's documenting, newfag. When anything kewl gets poasted, anon creamshots it.

>>40771014
That's actually interesting, my grandfather told me something similar and he's from that area. Some of the men who worked there died from a mysterious illness. Perhaps this door was made of something radioactive.

>>40765125 (OP)
what does horsemeat taste like and what is the texture feel like in your mouth. I heard it's a delicacy in MEH-He-COH since you éses can't seem to afford to feed cows

>>40767869
uh so what happened there exactlly? like who was the serial killer?

>>40771370
>>40765137
Seconded

satanic alters (really a random mish mash of paleria, quimbanda, vodoun) in union tepito tunnels--the altar was found with human skulls+un born child in a jar

now mini dump of the creepy\satanic, or big guns and drugs, found in the Union Tepito (from tepito neighborhood in CDMX, mexico central city)

>>40774642
nazi stickers-for some reason. maybe they were to label the coke packages, but the present bricks don't have any stuck on it...

>>40774645
altar for killed member of La Union in the same tunnel network. keep in mind all of this is UNDERGROUND!!

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>>40774662

there was this anon who put dog eye buggers in one of his eyes and started seeing giant roaches, witches covered in blood floating and ayyys doing the macarena, I wish I could find the post, it used to be in the old chan. He did it because he was crossed sighted and thought that would fix his eyes

>>40765125 (OP)
Duendes!

>>40767392
explain it pls

>>40774642
wtf? that looks like some shitty thrift store. mexican kids in american ones really make me nervous when they play with potentially valuable vintage toys lol

>>40765125 (OP)
I don't have much to contribute except some Folklore I've read from books.

>>40775590
It probably is. Those establishments are very common.
>>40767471
Probably a Nahualli desu.
>>40770056
He actually reccomended his Sicarios read John Elridge. Very curious, honestly. But religion in Mexico (or in the rest of LatAm imo) is never set in stone like it is the West. I have tried to find online copies of his bibles but I haven't been able to find any.

this was the best newspaper in mexico before /po/ or /gif/ existed, this was back in the 90s and 80s. there are some really gore images I won't post

>>40774659
i know the orisha in the blue vessel

>>40776856
Narcos (and also the police) like to hedge their bets with anything who will listen. They seek out all types of religious help. Mostly afro-syncretism and local practices. But there's other shit. La Familia Michoacana was explicitly Christian, but they were an exception, for example. Structured more like a cult than an org like the other cartels.
There's a very interesting book you can get online called Narco Cults by Tony M. Kail.
It's very dated though.

>>40777007
>niggas don't know about Angelito Negro
there's also Juan Soldado, but that's more common poor rural peoples, and not neccesarily narcos..other folks saints are the well-known: santa muerte, malverde, judas tadeo (normal saint, appropiated for some reason)...Pancho Villa for santeria, too.
CDN is the most satanic in iconography, supposedly som tropa del infierno members know Goetia, specially the ones from Texas.
i know for a fact CDG ,and FEGS, do necro-magic (cannibalism, smoking powdered human bones) in "la cocina"\ los campos pozoleros.
Z-40 and Z-3 were believers in santeria, both cannibals.ramon arellano was also a cannibal, supposedly El Doble R and his people (cjng) ,too are cannibals.

>>40777148
Must be common in the North of something. Never heard of the guy outside there.
> appropiated for some reason)
Not a mystery why the criminals and wastrels of the world fancy the saint of Lost Causes.
>Pancho Villa for santeria, too.
If I'm not mistaken some also venerate Zapata but do not quote me on this.

Only mildly interesting thing I know about Cartel Aesthetics is that apparently the last Sinaloa bigwig still standing quite fancies the nazis. But very clearly in a superficial way.

Out of Topic, but I've noticed nearly all the Latin American folk saints are either the grimmest shit imaginable or random ass political/cultural figures. No in between.

>>40777471
CDN has the 666 as a logo..pretty on the nose
>nibbas don't know about La Corte Malandra

prayer card to the dead leader of a ghetto gang in venezuela..it turns out it was made as a joke BUT many people bought the postcards and prayed them.

So do people really physically turn into animals? How?

I went to a friend's bedroom and he had owls everywhere so I asked why...

He said whenever he moved, an owl would appear at his window.

His grandmother was the village bruja in Mexico. She was the mother of his father, and she hated his mother and didn't agree with their marriage or coupling. I assumed they married.

When his mother was pregnant with him, she became horribly sick and was taken to San Diego, and doctors couldn't figure out what was going on with her, but she was dying and they performed a c-section to at least save the baby.

The mother was brought home and died.

While the family was praying at her wake, they could hear people laughing outside, so her brothers ran out with their guns, and couldn't see any people, but there were large owls in the trees, laughing like humans.

They shot at the owls, but the bullets wouldn't hit them nor scare them at all.

The friend said that when he was little he would often hear an owl on his roof clawing at it, to somehow get to him or to speak with him.

He always thought it was the spirit of his mother appearing as an owl.

There's more...

I later went to the beach and found a toy owl in the sand right when he texted me.

He told me different people in his family have different gifts. His aunt can astral project but was too scared to do it because the shadow people scared her.

He would have dreams of people dying. He dreamt of his neighbor and that person was shot dead that day.

>>40777851
How chilling. I just wrote the owl story above.

I believe that they just can realistically shapeshift. It's an ancient ability and very secret, and passed down by blood.


I also think it's possible to project an illusion of an animal that people can see, and that they can see through the animal's eyes.

Both can be true.


You'll never be able to learn it, and won't be able to marry into such circles.

>>40765280
>This weird people dressed in weird suits just told them to not talk about the incident with anybody. My great grandpa told that's how he build the house with that money


I'm surprised that they didn't just kill them.

My grandmother saw a giant bubble slowly traveling through the street. It was aware of where it was going and it would turn as if someone was steering it. She said it was a witch, and that it resembled Glinda the witch in Wizard of Oz, or vice versa.

One night she was up late as usual and happened to look outside. She ran into her daughters' bedroom and brought them to the living room. "Look across the street, in-between those two trees."

They saw two kids, a boy and a girl wearing blue petticoats. Their hair was platinum blond that it looked like it glowed. They were pacing back and forth, and their bodies were jiggling as if something else was inside steering them.

My relatives just froze and eventually closed the curtains. There was no explanation to see White kids like that there in the middle of the night.

My grandmother had her radio on in the kitcen and heard something fumble from outside of the windows. She fucking screamed for whatever that was there to go away.

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>>40778349
Often these threads are used to mine stories for a book or YouTube videos. I do not consent to my stories being rewritten or changed. They should be published as is, reddit spacing and all. Kek.

I live for this shit and I will find them, and will report them if I'm not happy.

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>>40775969
Im >>40767471
Thanks for the extra folklore to look into

>>40774279
A southern mexican thing, they are like the chinese, they are too many and eat anything just to be cool because they can eat with few coins.
Horsemeat was actually a northern american thing, as in northern Mexico and southern US, fuck off anyone around horses has eaten it.
>taste like and what is the texture feel like in your mouth
Cooked in very low temp because it's rubbery and tough as hell otherwise, often done when a horse gets downed in battle or died in an accident.
Usually the most common way to eat is in beef jerky, done in stew, burritos or as in with sauce and beer. Tough, iron-rich taste in most parts but some other parts taste gamey or tender but bland.
In northern Mexico it's taboo to sacrifice horses to eat, same with dogs or cats, in the south as long as nobody knows you eat it it's fair play. Same with americans, they can eat anything as long as nobody knows, vanity fags, aside from bugs which we don't eat either other than, you guessed, southern mexicans.

>>40777717
Symbology can be used without any deeper meaning.
Take Los Rusos for example. They often invoke that cross sign the russian Orthodox do. Without any deeper to it.

>>40778897
TL;DR: They're basically skin changers.

>>40778938
Though technically everyone has a Nahual. The term has more than 1 meaning.

>>40778938
Cool. I feed my local crows and now they come every morning and caw at me for food. Does that count as my tonal/familiar?

>>40778902
>Same with americans

Nope. Eating horses is taboo for us Americans, and most of us have not tried it. No one eats dogs and cats here either, other than Chinese immigrants.

In the redneck country they will eat possum, raccoons, and squirrels but that's it.

>>40774639
When you see the metallic pots with rods and metal in them then that indicates African religions like Palo Mayombe and even Quimbada which is centered in Brazil.

The practitioners of Quimbada are often seen venerating Baphomet or Lucifer.

>>40778902
cool. thanks for the 411, migo
>>40779091
i live in the dirty south, USA and i guess it's a southern thing where we also eat a lot of just about anything like in southern mexico

we don't eat roadkill despite what you heard unless we just hit a deer crossing the road. it's like your civic duty to take it home, clean it and eat it. other shit we eat:
>deer meat - kinda tough, gamey, never ate or smelled cooked dog before but that's how i would imagine deer meat to be like
>alligator tails - kinda tough, has a mild, bitter reptilian aftertaste is the best way i can describe it
>turtle soup - never had it, don't know anyone who tried it
>possums - only the poorest of poorfags eat this tho, not that tasty, like catfish, they just eat anything and the meat taste bleh
>racoons - very clean animals, never had it, but all my friends recommend it
>nutria rats - never had it, but heard they make for decent soup
>alligator garfish - if you never seen one, you'll likely shit your pants fishing, they look like prehistoric cryptids, but they're not aggressive like gators at all, just huge, i hear the mexicans around here eat tf out of them. i hear they're average to good eatin', but never tried
>armadillo - never heard one fucker around here who tried to cook em
>squirrel - heard they're pretty good, but never tried
>gizzurds, livers & chitlin's - cattle guts and intestines. some black folk like em, never heard of hardly any white peoople who would touch cooked intestines tho, never tried, never gonna. fried gizzurds and livers, taste like salty, wet sand, blechh
>cow tongue - have a friend who swears up and down it's delicious, might try it some day
>croakers - fucking fish that sound like frogs. never had one. nothing weird about it other than the noise, they make, taste like decent fish and easy to catch according to my friends
>illegal moonshine: best night of your life LMAO

>>40779091
>Nope.
Yep
>most of us have not tried it
I meant historically speaking, southwest US did eat horse jerky but currently it's hard to find because americans aren't around horses anymore and because they don't know how to make jerky that isn't Slim Jim-tier synthetics
>No one eats dogs and cats here either
Not saying you look forward into it but as a gamble or if nobody knows and you get offered a stew you will eat it, americans have little regard towards animals if no one knows, the fact you eat shit in indian, ethiopian and haitian restaurants is enough proof of that.
>In the redneck country
lol stfu yankee fag, men are talking here

>>40779263
>deer meat
>smelled cooked dog
They are different, a local dude got arrested and served 10 years for selling dog meat after massive complaints about the taste, i ended up eating there unknowingly and it taste vastly different than deer. Some genes in white people make it so that if you eat it you start to sweat profusely, supposedly some natives also sweat it but southern people don't have this effect, neither east asians.
Hence the folk knowledge that if you sweat but it isn't spicy at all it's dog.
Some parts of the deer are absurdly tender with great flavor, mule deer is an unironical delicacy.
>alligator tails
Alligator torso tastes like iguana but fishier, which tastes like chicken but with a fishy aftertaste, not good at all if eaten as is without spices or stewed to hell.
>turtle
Caguama/sea turtle is quite illegal to hunt and eat but i've tasted it, it's like shark fin, gelatinous and fatty. It is considered bad luck to kill a turtle so rural people tend to avoid it unless high on meth or PCP, which is not uncommon.
>possums, racoons, squirrel
Never had it and none i've met had it either
>nutria
Fishy as hell and oily. Caviar rabbit meat.
>Gar fish
Don't know it, it seems they are in Veracruz, the people from that area eat anything from the sea and cannot stop eating fish, they are often bullied for not being able to stop eating sea food after 3 days. If a reptilian came to their shores, they would eat him.
>armadillo
Considered dangerous as fuck due to its natural pathogens, few have attempted it

>>40779263
Continued
>Cattle intestines
Bullshit, in Arizona plenty of hwite people asked for grilled intestine tacos. Mustard Liver is a delicacy in the old days of the wild west when the southwest US was heavily influenced by northern Mexico. Also Menudo, which is stomach tissue stew, is also frequented by americans.
Like i said, americans eat shit and often don't know what it is.
>Tongue
An old timey delicacy, americans heard about it and prices have skyrocketed since 10 years ago along with avocado and ox tail meat. Very good, ultra tender if done right but has a slimey aftertaste that some do not like.
>illegal moonshine
Because of retarded southern mexican laws any moonshine made with agave that isn't from a specific region is illegal so a bunch of old techniques and liquors are defacto illegal, that is until some years ago when some local lawmakers started fighting. Americans had sotol verde but they forgot how to make it and now stick to faggy tequila, other local liquors like sotol blanco and Bacanora are still being made and they are heavy duty shit, 50+% alcohol with strong smokey tones.

Best land animals are fatty beef, mule deer and non-american pork.
Best sea meats is sea turtle, shark, tuna, hamachi, purple octopus, blue shrimp and scallops from axe clams.
Best sky meats is duck, game turkey/pheasant and brown chickens.
People supposedly taste like high-grade veal so i consider it, in theory, an inferior form of fatty cuts from good-grade beef.

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>>40779457
This isn't a fucking food thread.

>>40779781
This is whatever we want you fuckface nigger freak, but i will indulge you with the topic of goblins, cartel members who delve a bit more in the supernatural swear that goblins look exactly like pic related and sometimes collect them and put offerings in front of them like liquor or taking them out on full moons. Usually they store them in closet's corners but i've seen people building tiny houses for them in their yards.
Some people sell them so the grift becomes hilarious, cartel members selling cut coke or magical weed to fool people but then 5 minutes later buying a chinese troll toy to give offerings because they believe they are the real deal.
Real goblin connoisseurs say they look similar but they are way bigger, clothed in medieval-esque garments and move often behind your back and not on full moons or whatever. One dude i met had one and i never saw it do anything nor did i suspect about it, then again i did give it wine once, later some of the pothead friends of his did claim they saw something similar move from room to room at quick pace without them knowing he had that thing hidden in his closet.

>>40778975
that reminded me when in a local graveyard graveyard, the cemetery custodian heard a crow speak "hope you are doing well, Ana", in the middle of the night. Dude almost shat himself and went into his office and stayed there all day. Later in the morning he went to the same part where he heard the crow speak, and there was this young man placing a candle and some flowers on top of this graveyard and heard this young man say "hope you are doing well, Ana". And then it clicked, crows are just like parrots. He went to view the grave and on the gravestone it read "In memory of Ana, a sweet little girl. 2005-2010". And it all made sense. Later next day, it was really cold and the cemetery custodian forgot to bring a jacket and it was really cold. He was on a different place doing his rounds and then he heard another crow said
>"you should have brought a jacket"

>>40780043
Fuck you. But this is funny because I had that same orange troll as a kid, without the clothes. I lit his hair in fire.


During the college years, friends found a troll doll and swore they kept throwing it away and it would reappear in odd places.

>>40780819
>>40780043
my wife has one and feeds it fern, leaves it outside in front of the house hidden behind some plants and kids just come and play near around it, not sure if they can see it, I think not, else they would have taken it

>>40780819
>swore they kept throwing it away and it would reappear in odd places
It keeps happening for some reason, many swear by it, same with garden gnomes you buy at Home Depot. Perhaps something grabs those objects they find familiar but i don't know, i can't make sense of it.
Our local goblin connoisseur that had tons of those things in his house said he didn't buy anything, all the "dolls" in his house were the actual dudes he found on the city limits but frozen on the spot. People laughed but truth be told i've never seen dolls like that on sale around here and over the years the town highly respected the guy because of multitudes of witnesses seeing shit in his house which was in the middle of the downtown centre.
>>40780832
>not sure if they can see it
I would never touch such thing in a garden but that's me, supposedly dogs cannot detect them but smell them nearby if we talk about them being in front yards, that local sage did say these things maintain their distance with dogs but not cats.

>>40765125 (OP)
Do we start with the 500,000 times Jesus and the Virgin mary appeared on a wall or tortilla in Mexico, and told them to fuck more so they stay over-crowded and poor?

>>40769027
This basically reads like Lullaby by The Cure but with a weird Mayan woman demon instead of the Spiderman.
"The native woman is having me for dinner tonight"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijxk-fgcg7c

>>40780819
>swore they kept throwing it away and it would reappear in odd places.
I wish that would happen to the two hard drives my cleaner threw away when I was at university. There was a lot of precious things on those drives.

>>40781499
Does jesus teld mexicans to fuck more?

I thought it was just because they don't know what a condom is.

>>40782075
we don't have STDs like in the U.S.A with all the faggots and blacks, we are mostly heteros

>>40781478
local goblin connoisseur? local sage? where do you live?!

>>40782075
condoms are ANTI-HUMAN because they depreciate the value of the Seed

>>40779781
veganfag detected

>>40782075
They do know what a condom is though.
They also do fuck more. You don't really notice it too much unless you live among them. But they are very prmiscuous people. Lasciviousness permeates them. I hate it.

>>40783127
speaking about that, I work from home, so I'm most of the time here stuck in my house looking up at incidents. My wife and I have a certain itinerary, she drops the kids at school at 1:30 p.m while I wait to do deployments at 2 p.m so I can't go with her since those are critical deployments. My neighbor is a single mom who happens to have a huge ass, she lives next to me. She has caught me staring at her ass when I go to pick up a beer at the liquor store. So I've been with this itinerary for over a year with my wife, and one day, right after my wife left on her car, I heard somebody knocking, and it was her, my neighbor. I thought she wanted to talk to my wife, so I opened the door and I asked her "how are you?", she had some price shoes carrying and said "can I show you some shoes that I'm selling?".
"Sure, come in", I said
I didn't wanna say no because that would be disrispectful. so we sat on the couch and started showing me some tennise shoes. I just wanted her to go and I chose some Pumas for her to bring them over so I could try them
1/?

>>40783394
not gonna lie, I did wanted to fuck her right on that moment, but I thought it would be too risky and may be she would just say no and go bitch with my wife. But after I chose the shoes she put her hand on my left leg and started rubbing. I was like wtf, then she turned around and started smiling at me while rubbing my leg and her hand went up my crotch. I was so hard. So I kissed her and told her "better hurry up because my wife usually comes some minutes after 2 p.m". Then she stood up and pull her jeans down and that ass was massive, but her lingerie was even cooler, cheap ass thongs from walmart. So put her doggy style and started fucking her raw. Fuck, I came inside her. I was really worried after I came because I thought I might have gotten her pregnant. I didn't even last 20 minutes. She left so happy. Then one day she came and knock on my door and my wife opened,
>"here are the shoes your husband ordered", she said
>"when did you order shoes, anon?" my wife said
fuck

does Jacobo Greenberg count as paranormal?