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Anonymous No.40771253 [Report] >>40771533 >>40774558 >>40774725 >>40774882 >>40774909 >>40774915 >>40775056 >>40775160 >>40775529 >>40775628 >>40775862 >>40775896 >>40775953 >>40776123 >>40776375
This is what Jesus actually looked like according to GPT
Anonymous No.40771282 [Report] >>40771391 >>40771612 >>40775056
Jesus didn't exist but if he did. Yes he would look something like this. Definitely not some whitewashed blue eyed faggot lol.
Anonymous No.40771391 [Report] >>40771448
>>40771282
True, fuck all religious retardfags, maybe except Buddhists, those are kinda chill. Everyone thinks some fantasy shit living in the sky is the creator of everything that ever existed and they suck their toes to make them happy. Humans always want everything to have some meaning even though the whole universe, who knows, doesn't even have any fucking meaning whatsoever.
Anonymous No.40771448 [Report] >>40771504 >>40775595
>>40771391
the expansion of the universe leading to the mass ejection of matter which coalesced into stars which formed the atoms that eventually collected and evolved to develop consciousness and perceive and try understand the same universe that is inherently within it is meaning enough to me. not to mention the seemingly endless 99.9 percent of reality that is still not understood.
Anonymous No.40771504 [Report] >>40771559
>>40771448
Okay but then there's the question: what's the meaning? Sure, we were created by the universe which is awesome n shit but what's the meaning behind it? What's the meaning behind anything? Why does anything exist? Why are we conscious? For what? Millions of questions, not a single answer for any of them, cuz we'll never know. Or because there just isn't any answer at all
Anonymous No.40771533 [Report]
>>40771253 (OP)
There are actually a bunch of detailed portraits from Egypt during the time of Jesus. They probably looked like one of these dudes:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fayum_mummy_portraits
Anonymous No.40771559 [Report] >>40771601
>>40771504
We weren't "created by the universe," we ARE the universe. I believe that the universe is infinite, meaning that there was no beginning and there is no end. The big bang repeats itself infinitely, and this is proved by Hawking radiation. Matter cannot be created or destroyed, so it is converted into radiation in a black hole. The radiation is then converted back into matter in a "big bang."


In a truly infinite timeline, every moment exists eternally in its place, like points on an infinite number line.
You are not the destination of that line, you are a point on it. There’s no need to "arrive" at now from the infinite. You always were here, just as the infinite past always was. You didn't travel from infinity. You emerged when the conditions were right: for mind, structure, and complexity.

In an infinite past, you don’t have to cross infinity to reach the present.
The present is simply where you are, in the flow of existence, in a universe that may never have started and may never end—but which, for one fleeting moment, woke up and wondered why.
Anonymous No.40771601 [Report]
>>40771559
Holy shit that's deep but also a bit autistic
Anonymous No.40771612 [Report] >>40771624
>>40771282
Jesus existed but he wasn't some prophet of a higher being. He was just the kid of a scared mother who obviously didn't want to be stoned to death for having a child out of wedlock. I bet even he himself believed that he was the son of "god," and that his desciples fed into the delusion intentionally or unintentionally for personal gain.

On the same note, Moses was a banished Egyptian priest named Osarseph, who tried to lead a revolt with the Hyksos (the original Jews), and was given a basic version of the Egyptian laws of Ma'at which was later called the ten commandments. People don't account that the Jews tried to come back to Egypt like 9 times and had to be banished again each time
Anonymous No.40771624 [Report] >>40771663 >>40776392
>>40771612
What if Jesus liked being anally raped and had a rape fetish. We would never know that because it's lost to time.
Anonymous No.40771663 [Report] >>40771695 >>40773610
>>40771624
Jesus had four half-brothers from his father's previous marriage. James, Joses, Simon, and Judas (not his desciples just had same names). This is not traditionally told by churches because it doesn't fit the narrative. There are probably a lot of other things left out too because it wasn't convienient for the church. They also added a bunch of shit for convienience Hell doesn't even exist in the bible, it was invented to scare people into giving money for confessional
Anonymous No.40771695 [Report]
>>40771663
Really? That's weird, Christianity is literally so retarded
Anonymous No.40773610 [Report]
>>40771663
Annihilationists like Seventh-day Adventists dont believe in Hell
Anonymous No.40774558 [Report]
>>40771253 (OP)
>according to GPT
you are unbelievably stupid
sehreepy !!r2WQ+qqoUrg No.40774615 [Report] >>40774888
it looks like this photo just with some "ai filter"
Anonymous No.40774725 [Report]
>>40771253 (OP)
So Jesus is now Luis Inacio Lula da Silva.
And he is alive. He rules Brazil, the biggest catholic country on Earth.
Anonymous No.40774882 [Report]
>>40771253 (OP)
Looks older than 33. Fake and gay
Anonymous No.40774888 [Report]
>>40774615
Lmao, this was made by jews. They really hate the guy, killing him wasn't enough
Anonymous No.40774909 [Report]
>>40771253 (OP)
There are literal 2000 year old portraits of Jesus as well as countless first hand accounts but ok, let's ask some AI programmed by jew atheists...
Anonymous No.40774915 [Report] >>40775443
>>40771253 (OP)
Jesus has God's genes, not his human father's genes, so he was blue eyed even if his father looked like this. His mom and dad may have been meds, but God is Northern European, so Jesus obviously looked like that too
Anonymous No.40775056 [Report] >>40776076
>>40771253 (OP)
It's weird seeing retards like you assume that LLMs are omniscient gods, seems like some fave man shit.
>>40771282
There are no reputable historians who say Jesus didn't exist.
Anonymous No.40775160 [Report]
>>40771253 (OP)
Looks like half the people who go to my synagogue.
Anonymous No.40775443 [Report]
>>40774915
You got a single fact to back that up
Anonymous No.40775529 [Report] >>40775841 >>40776014
>>40771253 (OP)
>33 year old man
Anonymous No.40775595 [Report]
>>40771448
>the expansion of the universe leading to the mass ejection of matter which coalesced into stars which formed the atoms that eventually collected and evolved to develop consciousness and perceive and try understand the same universe that is inherently within it is meaning enough to me. not to mention the seemingly endless 99.9 percent of reality that is still not understood.
Consciousness is not an emergent quality of sufficiently complex material. It is the base of existence. You can't get behind it.
Anonymous No.40775628 [Report]
>>40771253 (OP)
Looks like someone who would rape little boys in a public park and get caught by the cops after a victim of his rats him out.
Anonymous No.40775841 [Report]
>>40775529
Shouldnt have turned all his water into wine
Anonymous No.40775862 [Report]
>>40771253 (OP)
white men cucking to brown men as usual
Anonymous No.40775896 [Report]
>>40771253 (OP)
Turning Him white was the only way to sell the ideal to racist pedo fucks. Message has to be heard not heeded before the end.
Anonymous No.40775953 [Report]
>>40771253 (OP) So, GPT doesn't know Jesus was always happy?
Anonymous No.40776014 [Report] >>40776335
>>40775529
Anonymous No.40776076 [Report]
>>40775056
>Reputable historians
There isn't any evidence you disingenuous faggot. Just hearsay
Anonymous No.40776123 [Report] >>40777429
>>40771253 (OP)
It doesn't matter what he looked like. Don't fall for jewish division tactics. What mattered is his message. Read the new testament. King James.
Anonymous No.40776335 [Report]
>>40776014
This is proof that life expectancy in todays younger generations will exceed over 100
Anonymous No.40776375 [Report]
>>40771253 (OP)
Ask yourself the question, “If I looked like this would people respect, listen to, or follow me into death?” Incels complain about the degradation of their lives from being ugly but conveniently Christ in this context (an ugly incel) would have been able to command people around him like the biggest Chad on the planet? It simply wouldn’t be possible for Christ to look like this and do what he did.
Anonymous No.40776392 [Report]
>>40771624
>*HITS PIPE*
It's time to get over it so if that projection helps you then it's probably fine.
Anonymous No.40777429 [Report]
>>40776123
Jesus was Jewish.
Jesus was Semitic.
Cope.