Summoning someone to this thread. I know they have used this board before and other boards on 4chan. I have run into them before...

So, because I have written down that I want them here, they will come. I will know if it's them base don what they say and who they think I am.

Let's see if it works.

It’s me mandrake hammerwood. Just the bloke you’re looking for. Is that you Chris?

If you aren't the girl in the pale pink coat I'll swear to Chekov's gun, this is the last time I'll post on 4chum.

>>40772634 (OP)
I don't know, OP - i rarely come to /x/ and was a about to head to /pol/ when something told me "go check out x" then I saw this post...

Nope, just me mandrake hammerwood

>>40772634 (OP)
run into them in the real world, or on the internet?

hi fucker >3<

>>40772857
On 4chan. I've replied to them before.

>>40772883
oh, alright.
well, good luck

what the hell do you want

>>40772821
You aren't him.

David

>>40773112
Which David?

>>40772634 (OP)
Lil old me?

you want me that bad?

>>40772634 (OP)
;)
https://youtu.be/rU74BrRaMjM

We can have some more.

>>40773148
He tends to animals. Open fields.

David wanted a deal

>>40772634 (OP)
U-no-hoo?

>>40772634 (OP)

How can I help you?

'sup?

>>40772634 (OP)
I got to admit, if you stalk me and actually learned magic to get closer to me then I at least acknowledge that is pretty sweet.

heka shi'irma, how can one be of assistance

David from the Midwest

Hello I am DarkZoomAvenger

>>40773229
This isn't magic. It's simply words on a public forum, but I'm also arrogant enough to believe they have power. See what I mean?

>>40773214
Do you know who I am?

>>40772634 (OP)
how will u know it's him?
more importantly, how would he know it's u?

>>40773252
Correction. Your arrogance is incorrigible and having only belief in yourself isn't enough to warrant power!

>>40773268
I always know.

>>40773271
And yet I still have it.

>>40773283
I hate how in cases like this it's difficult to argue how you are incorrect...regardless this is a public forum as you said and so I can at least say that such power will be limited!

Also disturbing is how /x/ decides to crash when I am trying to give a retort.

>>40773264
Maybe? Give me something

My powers are 'hit or miss' typically- but when I'm on... I'm on baby

>>40773283
I am disturbed by how I try to give a real retort and the site crashes...you by no means should always get away with things but you do.

It's coincidence, I won't admit you have it at the very least!

I doubt it's me but I'll post just in case, feel free to ask a question (or multiple)

>>40773302
>>40773328
>my double posts got through while site was down
The forces that be are bullying me and I should perhaps just chalk this up as a loss...

Anyone else hear tapping? I’m also getting site crashes

I answer the summons upon the request of the council at the tower of high sorcery
For what is the meaning of this interruption of my spell research?
It better be worth ...our....time.....
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2xv0r

>>40774008
I just saw it too @@

>>40772634 (OP)
thought’s a spider weaving webs of maybe, could-be, should-be
you call the future, but the future calls back
and it laughs

>>40772634 (OP)
Marv? You old greasy slimeball. You still with the old lady? Let’s have some Pabst blue ribbon soon!

>>40772634 (OP)
Oh Henry. Fame still getting you down? Never thought you'd end up a cuck and betraying everything you held dear, did you? It's not to late to course correct.

h-hewwo?

>>40772883
Was it here on /x/ or another board. I doubt I am "the one", but I find your proposition intriguing nonetheless

>>40772634 (OP)
Hello old friend

>>40774426

Here, have a cookie.
I promise that by the time you are done with it, you will feel right as rain and go back to your summer time video games and shows.
They make you feel happy and safe. Comforted without trouble or worry.
Just return to the dark slumber from which you accidentally stumbled out of, the waves can grow to enormous proportions out upon these seas of truth, for the vast expanse she is a seemingly cruel mistress who is always right, yet if respected, and learned from, can carry you to unheard of shores, guarding realms...entire worlds, unimagined and unexplored.

>>40772634 (OP)
Jessica?

>>40772634 (OP)
Are you the sweat fetish AI slop faker from /hr/?

Are you looking for me?

>>40773276
You sounds like an ass. but I'll guess, I guess.

you said you talked to them here? did you have a tripcode or anything?

>>40772634 (OP)
UWAWWU MANG IZ ME..

>>40774792

just mssg me on IG instead

>>40772634 (OP)
did we speak in 8 /x/?

>>40772634 (OP)
She's not coming back Gary.

>>40775074
but I NEED her!

Robert, please stop with your delusions.

>>40775089
it's Bobert.

What did you wanna ask me?

>>40772634 (OP)
only bump you're gonna get from me. though, this is starting to feel like another failed LARP of yours

>>40774426
Here, other boards too.

>>40775031
And how would you I have one?

>>40772634 (OP)
Y u do dis Eris

>>40772634 (OP)
Go

>>40772634 (OP)
...this hasn't been added to for 6 hours, and it's back on page 3...wtf?

>>40772634 (OP)
this is my last night on 4chan friendo. State your business quickly or forever hold your peace

give.

>>40772634 (OP)
Nope.

>>40772634 (OP)
what is a verb

>>40775936
Which other boards have you seen them I'm? Do you have definitive proof it was them or are you going off of enegy/vibes?

>>40779891
*in. Damned autocorrect

>>40779057
Give what?

>>40779891
/co and they’re probably elsewhere too

>>40772634 (OP)
Whenever you find who you were looking for, can you share for the class who and why so we can follow along?

>>40779939
What type of threads have you seen them in in /co/ and /x/?

>>40779939
Damn, I was hoping you'd be the funnyman. I don't post on /co. This is my first post in this thread. Good luck finding your guy, OP.

>>40772634 (OP)
It's Leeeeerooooy Jenkins!!!!

>>40779966
One for a very specific person and the other on ghost video threads. Possible started other /x/ threads.

>>40780083
>>40779966
One for a very specific person and the other on ghost video threads. Possible started other /x/ threads

I do apologize, my computer restarted itself.

>>40779953
Perhaps.

>>40780083
Do you remember anything specific they said?

Also, I have a feeling that the person you're summoning might have seen this thread, but neither of you have realized it yet.

>>40780102
“Have some etiquette.”

>>40780113
Interesting... I was going to say that that ruled me out, but the more I think about it, the more it sounds like something I might day...

I still doubt it's me, though. Either way I am willing to help you in this enterprise.

Do you remember the context or how anon acted in the threads?

>>40780149
*SAY
Fucking autocorrect

>>40780156
I simply said: “You sound familiar…” to which that was the reply.

>>40780168
Wdym?

If you read "SAY" as a command I apologize. I know it's autistic, but I was just correcting a misspelling in my previous comment.

>>40780176
I said: “You sound familiar.”
They replied: “Have some etiquette.”

I don’t think you’re them though, my apologies.

>>40780180
Oh, I understand now lol.

Yeah, I don't remember having an exchange like that. Again, though, I do want to help whoever it is you're looking realize thst they are the one.

>>40780195
Hey, thank you anyway. :D

>>40772634 (OP)
>I will know if it's them base don what they say and who they think I am.
You're the anti-christ, and I never actually wrote that book you were supposed to write a forward for.

I once talked with a gentleman over the yahoo cards chat room while playing him in gin rummy. I was drinking and dipping. We talked about our lives and traveling and gambling and we had so much in common. I think I met my doppelgänger over the chat. It was awesome. Let me know if you find who you’re looking for and maybe I’ll be able to use your methods to reconnect again with me doppelgänger.

>>40780202
only person I have had a meaningful exchange on here said he was a buddhist monk and talked about the practice of tummo.