If vampires were real they would’ve taken over centuries ago. They’re just too hot to deny
You know that "vampire" is literally just code for something else, right?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:51:20 AM
No.40779120
>>40779123
>>40779147
>>40779111 (OP)
How is a mortal supposed to fight against this?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:52:14 AM
No.40779123
>>40779120
>fight against this?
Shotguns mostly, stakes in CQC.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:55:55 AM
No.40779140
>>40779145
>>40779133
That’s the kind of revelation that just makes sense
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:57:36 AM
No.40779145
>>40779140
That's who turned the Wachowski's trans too lol
Those ladies have government surveillance tools at their disposal, way too many connections and way too much money.
>vampire mommy dommy fan
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:58:35 AM
No.40779153
>>40779119
No, they are literal vampires
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:23:23 AM
No.40779290
>>40779162
Canaanites/Phoenicians/Jews
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:26:03 AM
No.40779310
>>40779488
>>40779111 (OP)
too hot? That's it? not that they'd use their immortality to their advantage to become jews 2.0 and run society?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:03:52 AM
No.40779488
>>40779310
Boobs are an immensely powerful tool
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:15:31 AM
No.40779534
>>40781408
one moment a crown, the next smoke you cannot grasp
it laughs, writhes, changes shape, none your own
Nemo
7/23/2025, 4:21:09 PM
No.40781444
>>40781496
>>40779111 (OP)
You have to perform a stakeout at the heart of their operation
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:50:30 PM
No.40781549
>>40779111 (OP)
Painfully stupid post, vampires weren't even considered hot until the late 20th century.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:21:32 PM
No.40781847
>>40781868
>>40779111 (OP)
They did, especially after 1944, when the last major extermination campaign failed. Vampires have been parasites on human civilization for 80 years now.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:25:05 PM
No.40781868
>>40781847
>for 80 years now
Eh, a bit longer than that
Very Tired Anon
7/23/2025, 6:57:18 PM
No.40782047
Guys, let's take it easy with the Vampire threads. There's no need to make so many of them. We should stick together, not split like this.
This is already a small community
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:02:39 PM
No.40782082
>>40779111 (OP)
Another reason to look for Christian women ONLY
Jesus can not stop winning!
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:04:19 PM
No.40782094
>if real
They are
>Taken over centuries ago
They did
>Hot bods!
Extremely false
Where were you when you learned that vampire myths consistently followed jewish migration by about 20-40 years? As in, culture has zero references to vampire type mythos, jews move in and twenty years later, culture now has vampires in their stories.
