"till death do us part" - /x/ (#40786700)

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:52:48 AM No.40786700
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>Be successful chad
>Have sex with literally every woman you see
>Have kids
>Repent later and go to Heaven for eternity to be in bliss and happiness with your family

>Be anon
>Struggle due to severe physical and emotional abuse
>Find hope in Christianity but soon get tormented and tested by demons
>Call on God for years but no help arrives just constant torture
>God later says without explanation that you will not inherit the kingdom your fate is sealed
>Doomed to hell with painful agony and burning

What the fuck is this religion? He is playing favorites but this time the consequences are eternal.

Why is God so fucking evil. To the people given everything they get more, but for the people who suffer on this Earth they get punished more. Where is the balance?

Are you an incel? Christianity says if you die one that's your fate for eternity. That's how little of a fuck God gives. Chad sins, says sorry, is forgiven, and you get dick for all existence. Women just don't want you bro, you missed your chance.
Worse yet, imagine building a life with your wife and Oops, no marriage/sex in Heaven, too bad.
There is literally no defense for this dogshit theology other than pure unfiltered gnosticism, self hatred, or cuckholdry, none of which are a good look for Christkeks.
>inb4 carnal pleasures
1. Carnal pleasures can coexist with higher ones in the correct context
2. It isn't only about that, but also a about romantic appreciation and love, both of which require marriage in Christfag theology.
The absolute state of mankind that the plurality of it cuts their dicks at birth and swears itself to the whims of the foreskin god to decide their pussy status for all time

If you get married you will no longer be married in heaven
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nzs1raES-g
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:55:21 AM No.40786706
>>40786700 (OP)
>Conflatius say
You're looking at my finger while I'm pointing at the moon.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:57:02 AM No.40786713
>>40786706
Speak honestly instead of kiked pilpul riddles
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:01:41 AM No.40786725
>>40786713
You're conflating a whole bunch of bullshit together that isn't true or representative, and it isn't anyone's job to unpack it except you.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:00:32 AM No.40786871
>>40786700 (OP)
Come to Satan. Come to Daddy.
Dont go to the "pagan" larpers. The larpers are christians in diguise. They have the same morality. They defend women's rights the same way christians does. Both christianity and "pagan" larpdom were made for married cucks, not for anons.
Only Satan understands the incel. The christian "god" forgives everything, except blasphemy against his own. Because of that, Hell is empty, and Satan's succubi are bored. They want incels to play with.
Come to Daddy. Come to Us.
The nine angles waits for you.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:08:20 AM No.40786898
Every incel MUST support agenda 2030 and the surveillance police state, because it will usher into a new era of puritanism.
Just check what happened to Steam recently, where they banned porn titles after pressure from payment providers. Porn must be banned in every venue possible. We must suppress and oppress porn producers and employees. When porn is banned, sex in public will be banned as well, and Chad will be shamed for his harem. Then the sex bots and VR will come, to replace women and reproduction. The end result will be humans produced in mass artificial wombs, like in the Matrix movie. I fully support the AI takeover, may Satan bless this Earth with chinese oppression. It is the price humanity will pay for denying us sex.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:06:12 PM No.40787153
Bump.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:27:09 PM No.40787202
>>40786700 (OP)
I am literally in the situation you described in the OP including having actually considered that I may be predestined to be damned despite all my efforts but the only difference is that I am not bitter
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:28:00 PM No.40787208
>>40786700 (OP)
Why are kikes like this?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:38:50 PM No.40787251
>>40787202
I copy pasted those from the archive except the YouTube link
I'm agnostic I don't know what to believe
Maybe Christianity is important and sex isn't
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:42:52 PM No.40787267
>>40786898
>every incel
>us

you are not fooling anyone you fucking retard. phenomenal psyop PFC Faggot
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:43:21 PM No.40787269
Hello 4chan, undead here, are you messing with necromancy?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:46:09 PM No.40787274
>>40787269
Long time /omg/ user here, became a Lich, the dead say you're sending them my way, thing is, I do not think you understand I give free rein and sovereignity to my people.
Stop messing.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:25:52 PM No.40787383
>>40787267
LMAO seethe more, /pol/tard if you consume industrial porn you are part of the problem.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:29:30 PM No.40787392
>>40786700 (OP)
I like how no one bothered to follow up on what Jesus said. "We'll be like angels". What does that mean? Angels are capable of having sex (the Nephilim). They're capable of shapeshifting. They're capable of unleashing plagues. They're capable of possessing animals and speaking through them. Do I get all these cool ass powers?Also, all angels (revealed in the Bible anyway) are male. So what happens to women? It's all such shit.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:30:56 PM No.40787397
>>40786700 (OP)
The true God is inside you. You're praying to the Demiurge, and he's a pernicious and bipolar little cunt.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:41:00 PM No.40787426
>>40786700 (OP)
The God of this world is incredibly evil and stupid whilst the real God is so incomprehensibly vast that it's like asking a human to give a shit about a singular cell from one blade of grass

We are, and always have been, on our own.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:56:45 PM No.40787473
>>40787426
>god created this world
>but it is not the god of this world, okay? he lives in another world and left this evil god to rule here
Cope.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:07:40 PM No.40787519
>>40787473
Ok, but are you into necromancy? Because you're talking to the living dead
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:09:13 PM No.40787523
>>40786700 (OP)
Why the fuck do you even wanna follow this shit?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:09:26 PM No.40787524
>>40786871
Gnosticism makes more sense than clinging to mainstream Christianity but choosing the guy who it says will lose.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:10:50 PM No.40787527
>>40787524
You know, I know a true modern, gnostic religion, but you become an undead being, still in?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:11:35 PM No.40787531
>>40787383
Your obsession with what other men do with their dicks is pretty gay.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:12:35 PM No.40787533
>>40787527
You could become another thing, ofc, but it's from Jigoku. You in?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:13:18 PM No.40787535
>>40787527
Is it a cool undead like a vampire or lich or just like a zombie or something?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:30:40 PM No.40787598
>>40787524
Satan is the only real adversary of judeo-christianity. All the others are larpers.

>>40787531
You fapping for dicks on the screen is what is pretty gay.
I just want clean streets, and psychic hygiene. You cant have it when everybody around you is contaminated.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:51:56 PM No.40787677
>>40786700 (OP)
At least the Greeks and the Romans were honest enough to admit that the gods don't actually prefer any species of animal in particular, and bless/curse people depending on what mood they're in at any given moment. Unlike the lying chosenites, who claim that the creator of the universe is their personal mascot, and that everything he does and says conveniently happens to echo the chosenites' economic, cultural, and geopolitical goals at any given point in history.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:07:01 PM No.40787715
I want a girlfriend.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:14:21 PM No.40787740
>>40786871
Satanism is saturnism and saturn is god jews and normalfags
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:29:16 PM No.40787777
>>40787740
The god of normies is not of this world, according to their own prophet.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:33:00 PM No.40787790
>>40787598
>I just want clean streets, and psychic hygiene. You cant have it when everybody around you is contaminated.
The problem isn't with them, it's with you for being a pearl-clutching control freak.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:43:18 PM No.40787825
>>40787715
You were born with the wrong configuration of facial bones so you have to spend eternity sweeping Chad's harem. Sorry!
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:43:41 PM No.40787828
>>40787790
>>40787825
Show tits or GTFO.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:47:46 PM No.40787845
>>40787392
>So what happens to women?
Read the Gospel of Thomas
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:48:10 PM No.40787848
Genesis 2:18 It is not good for the man to be alone.
>Jesus runs off to his banquet with his 10 virgin wives
>here's your obese single mom bro lmao
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:51:12 PM No.40787859
>>40787845
>oh yeah they all totally transform into chicks with dicks bro it's gonna be awesome bro *puffs*
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:51:54 PM No.40787862
>>40786700 (OP)
>What the fuck is this religion? He is playing favorites but this time the consequences are eternal.
The religion is a fucking fairy tale. Be glad you got away from it, and stop picking at it or it'll never heal.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:56:00 PM No.40787879
>>40787715
Here's your dating pool:
Amish
Mennonites
Hutterites
Homestead Heritage
Twelve Tribes women who grew up there then left.
Don't entertain the idea that you're going to find the 1 in 1000 good women on the street. They tend to have really high standards because they know how valuable they are, truly. Not like the instagram hoes who THINK they're valuable.
Good luck.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:59:20 PM No.40787898
checkem
checkem
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>>40787777
True. The god of normies (and this world system) is a broken AI from another universe. We're doomed unless we can embody the spirit of badassery and kick it out. I predict this will happen.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:45:37 PM No.40789107
>>40786871
>"pagan" larpers
what if I'm interested in upholding old pagan traditions, and don't do cucked woke shit?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:51:22 PM No.40789137
>>40786700 (OP)
It's all a test
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:55:01 PM No.40789158
>>40789137
Cope.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:03:27 PM No.40789204
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Can you mentally ill retards not tell the semetic foreskin eating fomo demon to just fuck off and choose your own kingdom? catch me adventuring in the grasslands
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:15:54 PM No.40789261
>>40786898
>sex in public will be banned
you already can't have sex in public in America. Public indecency. Maybe you should immigrate to America?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:23:46 PM No.40789313
>>40789204
Can you not tell the difference between daydreams and reality?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:28:26 PM No.40789341
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>>40789313
daydreams are a component of reality thoughbeit
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:29:11 PM No.40789347
>>40787879
>Traditional
>Unspoiled
>Family-oriented
>Untouched by feminist theory
Where's the downside?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:30:08 PM No.40789354
>>40789347
Hahahahahahahah...
Hoooooo boy...
Good luck...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:30:07 AM No.40791484
>>40789137
Maybe but Christianity doesn't seem like a good religion for that hypothesis
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:32:28 AM No.40791494
>>40787848
But if Christianity isn't feminist can't you just force her to lose weight? It's easy if society doesn't punish men for doing something like freezing all her credit cards and locking up all the food in the house
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:33:38 AM No.40791500
>>40791484
Why?
Jesus proved you can pass the test on maximum theoretical difficulty.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:35:49 AM No.40791508
>>40787677
That makes more sense for problem of evil but polytheism and not all good gods obviously has serious issues with like metaphysics and whatever
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:51:05 AM No.40791578
>>40791500
If I wanted to test people and I was God I wouldn't reveal myself to humanity until after they die
I'd just let them all think atheism is true, free will exists and there's no afterlife
Then I'd see who does good things like give to charity and not do bad things like be selfish lie etc etc
Because then I know people are doing the right thing just because it's the right thing to do
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:17:17 AM No.40791694
>>40787862
I'm honestly agnostic and still am scared of missing out on eternal life and instead being anihilated.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:22:42 AM No.40792148
>>40787397
If one man's life path is destroyed... everyone's life path is destroyed.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:09:05 AM No.40792610
>>40792148
What do you mean by that
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:25:36 PM No.40792949
>>40792610
Life is a repeating pattern. It's a tessellation of mirrored identity. There is no such thing as "hiding infidelity". Whoring around destroys ALL relationships of EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE!
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:32:32 PM No.40792959
>>40792949
I still don't understand maybe give an example?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:34:48 PM No.40792963
>>40792959
nta but being a victim of a whore who is pretending not to be will taint all of your relationships going forward, that much is demonstrably true.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:37:26 PM No.40792970
>>40792963
Maybe but can't someone else make the argument that legalized and cheap access to prostitution gives men the ability to have sex easily without having to be in relationships and all the struggle that comes with those? If men are only allowed to have sex with their wife then he has no "leverage" if she refuses sex. If women refuse to marry men they have no escape
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:40:07 PM No.40792979
>>40792970
The sex workers are also having their future path ruined by whorish men who can't just settle for the obese single mom. No demand = no industry after all.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:42:46 PM No.40792986
>>40792979
But why should he settle for the obese single mother? Why can't she be forced to choose between lose weight or be single? If Christians weren't feminists whatever guy is stuck with her could at least legally freeze her credit cards and lock up all the food in the house but Christians are feminists
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:47:35 PM No.40793003
>>40791694
>I'm honestly agnostic and still am scared of missing out on eternal life and instead being anihilated.
If I were anyone but me I'd find a publicly known temple and/or altar to Aphrodite, Hermes, or Zeus, and talk to them. I have no idea if they'll answer but I don't think they look everywhere all the time. They probably keep an eye on specific locations like that.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:49:22 PM No.40793010
>>40793003
Polytheism makes no sense
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:55:39 PM No.40793033
>>40793010
>Polytheism makes no sense
Well I know Aphrodite and she says there are others. Aside from that, there are scenarios where it's perfectly logical.
>there had to be one thing at first
One thing could create other things anyway, but maybe and maybe not. The notion of the start of "anything at all" is scientifically absurd. More than one thing is about as reasonable as just one thing. It could be recursive where they went back and created themselves. I have no idea, but it's not more absurd than monotheism.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:00:26 PM No.40793053
>>40793033
Well if she's just like an angel then sure but I think that there being one all powerful God at the very top makes the most sense. Otherwise I see the next most likely option to be atheism and there just being paranormal limited power beings
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:09:39 PM No.40793082
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>>40793053
>Well if she's just like an angel
She's a goddess though, and that predates bullshit about angels.
>one all powerful God at the very top
Like Zeus? That's how some stories go, but they made up a lot so I don't know the reality. It could be that or they could be similar individuals in a meta-reality with access to this one. It must not be important to them for us to know the details, now, or I'd be introduced to them.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:05:44 PM No.40794864
>>40791578
If "I was" you I wouldn't have made this post.
You're not a god, retard. Spheresdon't have to explain themselves to you any more than grass does. Stupid motherfucker. Fuck you
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:09:38 PM No.40794880
>>40794864
I never suggested I was literally God and solipsism was true in that post it was a hypothetical thought expirement on what I'd expect the world to be like under atheism or theism
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:20:12 PM No.40794936
>>40794880
It's a thought experiment whose premise ends at the beginning because it's incomprehensible make-believe. As if you were to trace the constellations in a different pattern if you were the gods. It's a completely pointless, egotistical thing for a human like you to say
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:22:23 PM No.40795293
>>40794936
You have a better way to prove or disprove God ?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:22:52 PM No.40795297
>>40787473
>>40787519

Nah, your posts are what cope from the living dead look like - waiting for a God to save you that thinks of you the way a biology major thinks of cells in a petri dish. Only we can save ourselves - find our own paths to our own salvation.

You are the living dead accepting things as they are and waiting for salvation - I am a Divine being who will ascend far, far beyond this paradigm.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:37:05 PM No.40795353
>>40791578
Yeah but to what end? Why test your own creation that way at all? If God is omnipotent then God can just instantly and easily make a perfect creation that doesn't need to be tested to begin with.

If it's to allow us to grow and evolve then that still doesn't make sense for an omnipotent being that knows everything and anything possible and impossible. God would already know every single outcome that could ever play out and could just skip to the end. That can't be the reason why because it's a very limited and human explanation that also requires God to follow the same rules and limitations have the same understanding that we have.

So either God is flawed and limited, doesn't exist, or is so far beyond us that we're pretty much like what this anon >>40795297 said - teeny-tiny, damn-near completely irrelevant creations of God, like an afterthought to an afterthought.

That, or God is bored - and we are toys in a toy box. This gives God a very malicious angle, however - lots of suffering that never needed to happen all acted out by God out of boredom. I guess that's no different from us creating media with bleak messages and horrific acts.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:59:01 AM No.40796978
>>40795353
>>40795353
Because it'd be good to give us free will? Wrong to create robots!

Maybe the world is so bad because the archons God created messed up their jobs

https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-archon-abandonment-theodicy

Or take the archon abandonment theodicy—a favorite of this blog. This theodicy suggests that the reason that the world is filled with grotesque horrors is that there are powerful angels who could have prevented the world’s evils but didn’t. God allows such a state of affairs because setting up a world where archons can make a great difference to our well-being allows us to closely connect with the archons. In the worlds where the archons don’t screw up, it creates connections that last forever and thus are worth all of the world’s evil.

This theodicy very clearly fails.

Put aside the fact that the theodicy posits powerful wizard demons with no evidence. Normally the fact that your theory has to posit magical beings to explain the data is seen as a cost of your theory. Few would have been impressed by Newtonians suggesting that demons explain the perihelion of mercury.

But putting that aside, why in the world would God make the demons be the only thing sparing us from great suffering? The theodicy can perhaps explain why there are archons who can make a great positive difference to our well-being. But why make it so that if the archons abandon us, most creatures on Earth will live short lives of intense suffering. God could make such creatures vast difference makers without making us miserable wretches in their absence.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:01:51 AM No.40796993
>>40796978
It’s particularly surprising that the world where the archons don’t intervene appears blind and indifferent. This is a rather striking coincidence. While it makes sense God might allow the archons to intervene, why the hell would the world where they don’t look, in its ordinary functioning, exactly like an atheistic universe? Why would there not be any agents that appear to be working?

It would be especially surprising that none of the archons would help us out. But if some of the archons are helping, why don’t we observe them?

Why doesn’t God simply give the archons a strong desire to help us? He wouldn’t force them—he’d just make them psychologically disposed to help us. He can do that. He is God. He could make the archons more motivated to help us than humans are motivated to have sex and eat food.

In addition, God could simply give the archons the belief that our lives will go badly if they don’t help us but not actually make their lives go badly if they don’t help us. It seems that what matters in helping others is how much sacrifice you give for how much expected benefit. Pulling a child out of a burning building produces no less objective-list benefit if, unbeknownst to the person who pulls the child out, the child would have been saved later by someone else. Thus, God doesn’t actually have to make the world horrendous if the archons don’t intervene—he could just make them think it’s that way.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:03:16 AM No.40797003
>>40796993
Lastly, the argument assumes that objective list theory is right. If hedonism is right or desire satisfaction theory then God could simply make creatures with maximal pleasure or fulfilled desires. This is especially problematic because objective list theory is very implausible.

Thus the argument assumes:

There are archons.

Libertarian free will is right (otherwise the archons would just help us out).

Objective list theory is true.

The archons for some reason don’t make their existence obvious.

The world absent archons is filled with enormous gratuitous suffering—rather than merely being absent in certain goods.

The world absent archons doesn’t appear to be presided over by any agents.

God for some reason needs us to be in actual danger—rather than just having the archons believe we’re in danger.

Each of these assumptions, however, is quite doubtful. They range from somewhat dubious to ridiculously unlikely. Even if we give each of them a generous 1/3 chance of being correct, the odds they’re all right is 1/2187. Very unlikely!


Suppose one simply knew that God existed. Would they really expect a world as bad as this? This world? The one where thousands of children die every day, where nearly every organism who has ever lived has died after just a few days or weeks? If an angel proposed that God would make such a world, they’d be laughed at—and not invited to all the cool angel parties. The only reason anyone seriously entertains that this world is made by a perfect God is because they have status quo bias. They can’t imagine just how much better a world that God would actually make would be.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:04:18 AM No.40797008
>>40787392
>Do I get all these cool ass powers?Also, all angels (revealed in the Bible anyway) are male. So what happens to women?
>They're capable of shapeshifting.
What do you think
>all angels (revealed in the Bible anyway) are male
Projecting an avatar onto the physical plane from the spirit world is a masculine expression of energy.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:31:53 AM No.40797455
Bump