Thread 40787250

I started practicing nofap and after two weeks I overheard my girlfriend on the phone telling her friends she thinks I'm gay. It's impossible to balance the physical and the spiritual.

>>40787250 (OP)
Just fuck her without busting

Consider yourself lucky that you're not gay. Vampire fags refuse to have sex with me unless I promise to cum inside them.

I dont get how you have a girlfriend and choose to do nofap

>>40787250 (OP)
>telling her friends she thinks I'm gay
you must do the needful susanon

>>40787250 (OP)
Really don't understand why guys with girlfriends do nofap. Just fuck her and quit masturbating. You can't do true semen retention while in a relationship, unless you happen to find a chick that is willing to do tantric experimentation with you. But you should have run that by your girlfriend first before starting.

Again, just fuck her and quit masturbating. If you want to do monk mode, you have to break up with her. You're being an asshole if you just up and quit all sex with a girl after already being in a relationship. Are you really that retarded? If so, you deserve to be broken up with for being an actual faggot.

>>40787250 (OP)
Bait

>>40787250 (OP)
>nofap
>girlfriend
Fake if she's a hylic.

>>40787361
This, wtf it's just counterintuitive

>>40787250 (OP)
Nofap is about masturbation you fucking idiot. Cumming inside your girlfriend is not a waste of your spiritual cum energy. That's exactly what it's for

>>40787316
How am I supposed to do that? I'll end up jizzing everywhere.

>>40787746
>premarital shaboink
arguably worse

nofap should make you desire your girlfriend more so maybe you like men

>>40787951
romans also invented neetbux as a political instrument to groom a group of unemployed voter-base to keep them in power and one-upped each other in gruesome gladiator game-parties untill they went broke

Just send her my way dude. You are clearly closeted

>>40787912
nta
practice incl. but not limited to kegels
learn to pull out
maybe ask your gf to help you practice via blowjobs (she may appreciate that she gets to only do it a bit and then rest)

>>40787511
Op could practice the book in the pic, it teaches how to have orgasms without ejaculation through control of the pubococcygeus muscle.

>>40787250 (OP)
If you have a gf why are you trying to retain?
Are you trying to get dumped?

>>40788869
>69

>>40787912
Pranayama during intercourse.

>>40788039
looks cool, checking it out.

>>40788039
I'd bet quite a few dollars that the type of anon that creates a thread such as this will not only fail to successfully perform the technique many times and will come back here to complain about how it isn't possible or doesn't work... he will also fail to even finish reading the book. Not only that, his girlfriend will likely still think he is gay because he hasn't adequately explained the process. Also, I already mentioned tantric experimentation.

>>40787250 (OP)
>It's impossible to balance the physical and the spiritual.
false dichotomy
fuck your girlfriend, anon

>>40787250 (OP)
You are gay but not for the reason you think.

Communicate with her fuck head. She was probably joking. ANyway she knows you are not gay, unless you're nofap is something you are hiding from her with no explanation.

i don't get it. do anons not know what "fap" means

your duty isn to come into the gf but marry her first. have le babies. plan when your going to be the father.

SR should never be done if your spoken for.

fuck her
do cum
keep nofapping
you're welcome

>>40787250 (OP)
I thought nofap and semen retention were different.
i mean, if you fuck your girlfriend, fucking is not fapping.
what am I missing, or not understanding?

>>40787361
if i had a gf i would just be jerkin my shit all day

>>40790070
You are correct. OP is retarded.