https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.12213
HAPPENING
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PANIC!!!!!

>>40793526 (OP)

>>40793526 (OP)
No. Appolyon comes to kill the world. Best wager, don't be part of the world.

>>40793526 (OP)
The invasion is scheduled for next year. This year is the start of ww3.

>>40793526 (OP)
not so fast, archons

>>40793526 (OP)
holy fuck abi loeb has decided to throw his academic acumen down the drain, huh
is the alien grift so profitable?

>>40793526 (OP)
That's a cigarshaped mothership.

>>40793649
Aayyys and glowniggers can fuck right off. What they're doing, is not ok.

I though it was supposed to happen on july along with ww3 o algo?

>>40793795
yeah 2 moar weeks :P

>>40793795
Yeah but we keep finding it out, man. that can really effect a whole time-line to avoid the worse. keep on that.

https://youtu.be/9t1IK_9apWs?si=0pGvYBNVwIPxIwuW

I can shit post...I'm a shhhhhitposter

Good morning...
In less than an hour
/x/ Shit posters from here will join others from around the world
And you will be launching the largest esoteric Cyber Battle in the history of 4Chan
4Chan... that word should have new meaning for all of us today
We cant be consumed by out petty differences between yiffing, bronies, boobs, ass and, yes even feet anymore

We will be united in our common interest of Anime

Perhaps despite that today is the 25 of July and you will once again be shit posting just like it was any other day
Only not for our freedom not from tyranny oppression or prosecution

But from annihilation
We are fighting for our right to have a website with boards on it
To exif data
And should we win the day
The 25 of July will no longer be known as an 4Chan holiday
But as the day the world declared in one voice

Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?
NOTHING IS OVER!
We will not go quietly into the night
We will not vanish without a fight
WERE GOING TO LIVE ON
WERE GOING TO SURVIVE
TODAY
WE CELEBRATE
OUR
INDEPENDENCE
DAY

https://youtu.be/NyOTaHRBTXc?si=eIpyNsYSJ2k9jI6j

So the goal posts have already been moved from september to november.

If you could create a new body to house your mind, what would you design it to look like?
For me?
I would want to be able to jump in and out of the ol' meatbag and a body made out of robots that can come together to form a giant larger robot.

>>40793526 (OP)
lol you believe in alien? well you've got mental illness

>>40793924
and if november doesn't work out, it's scheduled next year

>>40793526 (OP)
either the aliens are based and will destroy globohomo with our support or they're bluebeans fakes made to job to globohomo and God will clean up the mess after we're all murdered for supporting our fictional liberators

>>40794481
Why would God wait for something he supposedly doesn't want to happen before taking action?

Aliens that approach Earth get fucking ossified. This is a Shield World and visitors are not welcome.

Does the Doomguy smile

BRING IT ON
They won't know what hit them. They will be waking up at home in their own beds wondering how they got there and why they were just dreaming about some slayer on planet Earth.

The fact is there's nothing aliens can physically send at us that can't easily be intercepted and nuked out of orbit the second we determine it to be hostile. That's *IF* they have the mastery of physics to get past Uranus, Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars gravity wells. Bloodthirsty retard civilizations never develop the tech to do so because it requires a level of teamwork and cooperation a raider society simply isn't capable of.

>>40793526 (OP)
Aliens r fake and gay. OP is a schizo faggot

sure

>>40793649
do not join this nigger's transcord

>>40793526 (OP)
Good. These serpent cult bloodline dynasties suck at running this world anyway.

>>40793526 (OP)
"They believe in the government and thus believe the extraterrestrial lie. These dupes do not know that the Illuminati are the aliens who plan to destroy the United States of America in any event. When I saw Operation Majority while serving in the Navy I believed the alien threat was real just like everyone else. It was not until I had performed many years of research that I was able to fully understand exactly what it was that I had seen. It was extremely difficult for me to believe that my government and the United States Navy had used me, especially since I had dedicated my life to government and military service. Most government and military personnel cannot and will not believe such and idea. The plan is real. The extraterrestrial threat is artificial. The threat is presented through the use of secret technology originally developed by the Germans in their secret weapons programs during WW-II, by geniuses like Nikola Tesla, and many others."
-Bill Cooper

"I know that the CIA employees were programmed to believe in such alien forces in order to mask their uber programmers - these operatives were indoctrinated - made to foster this 'alien agenda' belief system and to pass it on. The Nazis were creating aircraft that looked like flying saucers. If any retired CIA official decided to talk about all of this - after the documents had been declassified 'memory modification' would kick in i.e. the unwitting mind control victim would add fanciful stuff about the 'alien agenda' to confuse the issue. I know that there were Illuminati/Nazi designs of aircraft, of the 'flying saucer' variety - but they were not built or flown by 'aliens'."
-Ex MI6

https://youtu.be/CJqBiH2e5HM?t=3407
https://youtu.be/UTLHmbbI8ik

pro tip: the earth is flat and stationary, aliens don't exist

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>nothing

>>40793526 (OP)
damn can't wait to breed with one of their women

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>>40794618
That's stupid as fuck anon. We are monitoring for asteroids but cant spot every single little thing out there. We saw Oumuamua when it was already on its way out, if that was a relativistic kill missile we wouldnt be talking about this right now.
We cannot see everything and we cannot nuke everything. If whatever they send has the ability to dodge thats one nuke wasted.

>>40793939
A cute anime girl

>>40793526 (OP)
Oh no, anyway.

>>40793526 (OP)
shit i know time is speeding up but i didn't realize we we're so deep into october already....

>>40793546
Like the God himself or a solar flash?

we do a little bit of glowing huh... a pasta dating from 2023

>>40796119
David Grusch worked for Special Technical Operations (STO) J-33 (patch in picrel). This fact was omitted in his CV submitted to Congress.

>J-33 is the highest echelon military entity dedicated to offensive INFORMATION WARFARE. It supports the CIA and NSA in their operational missions, such as hacking, concealment, and DECEPTION.
>J-33's operations branch controls the Special Technical Operations Center within the Pentagon. The center is the most secure facility within the U.S. military. Dozens of special access (or "black") programs are monitored at the center. These include the United States's own hacking activities, STRATEGIC PSYCHOLOGICAL, CONCEALMENT AND DECEPTION operations.

However, in his CV ( https://docs.house.gov/meetings/GO/GO06/20230726/116282/HHRG-118-GO06-Bio-GruschD-20230726.pdf ) you can see that he's ALSO been a commanding officer of the 318th Cyberoperations Information Warfare Center until just one year ago:

>The squadron conducts training on cyberspace operations, including operational security and DECEPTION at both the initial and advanced level.

These Pentagon Information Warfare programs have been waging meme war through social media and, as you know, 4chan, for years:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/09/19/pentagon-psychological-operations-facebook-twitter/

https://youtu.be/UTLHmbbI8ik

QRD: Grusch 100% confirmed psyop disinfo glowie. You've probably called him a glowfag before on this very board

>now behold the glowfag seething ITT
dumb loser

>>40796218
>same pasta, 50 different threads

>>40793526 (OP)

Attack strategy is speculated to be atmospheric in nature, if 3I ATLAS turns hostile.

Atmospheric gas ratio adjustment, prohibitive to human life.

>>40793526 (OP)
>2. The hypothesis is an interesting exercise in its own right, and is fun to pursue, irrespective of its likely validity.

I was going to brush this off as word salad malarkey, but the author remaining candid about this in the hypothesis allowed me to enjoy it. You’re alright OP

>>40793649
>fake invasion
>irreversible
pick a lane

>>40796740
I don’t pretend I’m smart enough to understand most of the research, much less peer review it, but I like the hypothesis and the conclusion. I said OP was alright, but that’s before I remembered he was retarded and tried to incite a happening thread

>>40796767
Forgot to post the conclusion, because I’m sure 0 anons actually read the paper

>>40793649
Kek if this was true what could people actually do to stop it?

>>40796773
aliens are trying to hurl their ossified nephilim remains at this planet every second of every day. jupiter eats most of them, saturn eats the second most. every "comet" is an alien invader that Earth "researchers" use as an opportunity to invade our ecosystem with alien substrates. they literally slam asteroid rocks into the walls of mental health hospital kill rooms to destroy awakening individuals. the depths of Satanism has no end

>>40793526 (OP)
Isn't that a Starlink train?

T. Have seen a few of them

>>40793526 (OP)
ol' abe (((loeb))) at it again with his fuckin' grifts and everyone falling for it again. you dumbfuck dingleberry dipshits.

suppose they are an ayylmao fleet. is the entire human race supposed to foist avi loeb up every single time he gets a chance to wipe his shit stain ass filth all over something?

do we have to get down on our fucking knees and let avi dictate to us, by pure fucking speculation on his part, that these hypothetical ayylmaos are hostile.

where in science is it ever considered correct to base all kinds of bullshit on untested speculations with zero evidence and unfalsifiable claims.

he sure is playing a large swath of the population for (((rubes))).

>>40796773
another example of loeb and his grifter cronies doing the same bullshit his enemies do with their history channel tier "just asking questions" bullshit.

loeb and his shitheels are doing the "just a pedagogical exercise, bro"... then why the fuck publish it in scientific channels? because he a scummy, scammy, greasy little rat faced sack of shit running the astronomy scam, just like tyson.

what a fucking joke.

>>40796831
OP made it a grift. Abe was very clear he doesn’t think it’s actually aliens. You’d know that if you read the paper, even just the hypothesis, before making an ass out of yourself

He is...coming...

>>40796845
I only posted this thread because I wanted to see if anyone would actually read the paper before saying retarded bullshit

>>40796845

because devil pepe is right, and as are you. we all are here. loeb is running another headline catching grift, where yes, anyone bothering to read all the cheap sci-fi drivel the plapped onto paper, when they get to the end they get the equivalent of broscience "just a prank bro"

avi loeb should show us a demonstration of gravity by jumping off the ivory tower he lives in. it would do us all a favor.

>>40796870

>>40796870
>actually read the paper
you don't even need to read it. loeb's name is on it, so it is trash. always has been, always will be.

nuff said.

>>40796870
I read it. I don't like how one of the authors is also cited the most (Loeb).
T. Actually have an education and know how to read papers.

>>40796802
>>40796838
I love this board lmao

>>40794549
because he's a nigger obsessed with post facto revengeance instead of just immediately and forthrightly punishing (((evil)))

>>40793703
Imagine getting so amped up for the fight against a god and it's just a hermaphroditic janny

>>40793724
>in theory, there's a possibility it could be ayyys
>even uses the current dark forest meme, which is more retarded than the berserker hypothesis
>making yourself and colleagues look like fearmongering retards over an /x/-tier conclusion with some math attached
i heckin' love science

>>40793526 (OP)
I knew something dumb would happen when I take my first vacation in 13 years.
For fucks sake I just want a hot bath and relax.

No.40794585
>does the doom guy smile.
I'm mostly angry and netural. but i do smile but very rare.

I'm not a male tifa who doesn't smile. if that's what your implying.
why? the doom guy is the most masuline charater ever.
and toughest human supersoldier.

so ....
why is smiling the first thing you think of when you talking about a guy who walks around hell blowing up daemons with chainguns, rocket launchers, shotguns and the BFG

there isn't much to smile about in hell fren.

>Weird trajectory
>Must be aliens
My tax dollars pay this guy's salary

>>40797440
source of this??

>>40793526 (OP)
I actually just reached my absolute limit of project blue balls fatigue so I'll be sitting this one out and having me a little roy jay instead..
i know it's kind of rude to just come in your thread and say that so sorry everyone and enjoy the aliens

>>40796847
Based