Thread 40796344

Suppose aliens live among us.
What would be the best ways to spot them and make them blow their cover?

>>40796344 (OP)
Well they look just like us, talk just like us, act just like us too.
Do they think like us though?
Maybe they think in a mechanically backwards way?
Like if you think about something bottom up, my natural way of thinking about it is top down?

They only show themselves to people in psychosis or mania. That way, people will just think they were seen by an insane person.

>>40796344 (OP)
IDK but if you ever open a feed to a jewish psychologist and literally see advertisemeents and L blocks sticking out of the back of their heads... it's time to consider the fact that Bohzra is real and you're perfectly justified in lying about every question you answer.

Also the Hat Man now shows up in Bohzran man in the middle attacks. If you see the hat man in the feed it's time to lie and run from the devil.

>>40796344 (OP)
Sneeze in every single persons face you come across

>>40796344 (OP)
if you live somewhere where you come across people too often for you to sneeze in all their faces you have already lost

prime question: how do we become one with each other without interbreeding?

>>40796344 (OP)
Rub one out with them

>>40796344 (OP)
I do.
No one cares.

I've told many.

>>40796344 (OP)
>Suppose aliens live among us.
>What would be the best ways to spot them and make them blow their cover?
Very very very simple:
Invite them to a collective perineum sunbath.
The ones that start to thirstly look at your butthole for probing, are aliens