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Anonymous No.40797558 >>40797673 >>40800509 >>40800995 >>40802104
Sorry, God can't help you right now. He's busy living a human life at the moment and doesn't know he's God. Darnit...
Anonymous No.40797598
I helped some people and hurt some people. Honestly I don't care unless it affects me personally.
Anonymous No.40797673
>>40797558 (OP)
Leave me be, I'm not done masturbating.
Anonymous No.40800509 >>40800810
>>40797558 (OP)
"...the deity you called is temporarily not available...please try again later..."
Anonymous No.40800810 >>40800848
>>40800509
>temporarily
Anonymous No.40800848
>>40800810
Wir koennen auch Deutsch reden, kein Problem...
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40800917 >>40801088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI
Anonymous No.40800995
>>40797558 (OP)
You got yourself into this mess and you were warned, now deal with it like the independent adult you claim to be.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40801011 >>40801028
https://youtu.be/4w4ZHukivB8
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40801028
>>40801011
https://youtu.be/c7tOAGY59uQ
Anonymous No.40801088 >>40801111
>>40800917
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753555665183720.mp4
Anonymous No.40801111
>>40801088
You were a child,
Crawling on your knees toward it.
LUCIFER !!P38zFLDUYUh No.40801309
Spell 37

O my father N! You have been ennobled in the House of Sothis, and have been suckled in the Mansion of the Great Bulls, so that you may receive the divine state in the Mansion of the White Bull, the Two mighty of magic cleanses you. When you speak and cry out, it is got rid of for you in order to do things according to all that you have said. See, Your Majesty has come, you have acquired all power, and nothing has been left behind by you in the Island of Fire. You have filled your body with magic, you have quenched your thirst with it, those who watch for you tremble at it I like a bird, you have mastered the land with what you know like those to whom you have gone down. Do not shout, for the detestation of Osiris is a shouter and he shall never go in to him.

Hail to you, Osiris in Djedu, in your dignity of Bull of the West. See, N is in your presence. Advance his position, establish his dignity, hear his word, get rid of his complaint, vindicate him against his foes, may his arm be strong in your tribunal, he having parted from his companions upon earth. Powerful is Osiris - so shall men say about it. The dog which thwarts its master is beaten. See that foe who is among men and gods and the inhabitants of the necropolis has come to break your house, to ruin your gate and to cause your foes to exult over you who are in the Island of Fire. O Osiris, see that foe who is among men and who is in the necropolis has come, having joined with Seth. He has disturbed your weariness, he has said that your wounds are hidden, he has said: 'Sore be the pains of your suffering which are on you.' May your soul be strong against him, see the others who are rebellious at heart, that they may show forth your power and make report of your majesty. May you break and overthrow your foes and set them under your sandals.
Anonymous No.40802104
>>40797558 (OP)
... is he playing with his nipples? This feels like a personal attack now.