Thread 40821525

>be me, Summer 2014, 17, fresh out of high school, just trying to figure out what I want to do with my life
>stuck wagecucking at a shitty grocery store, soul-crushing minimum wage existence, thinking about blowing my brains out daily
>driving my clapped-out Chevy Avalanche home, probably around 11 PM
>dead of night, small town highway's deserted, not another soul on the road for miles, just me and the hum of my shitty engine doing a chill 35 mph
>listening to some garbage pop radio, staring straight ahead, mind focused on just getting home so that I can play some video games
>then, for absolutely no reason, my eyes just... flick right, through the passenger window
>and there she is
>standing in front of a patch of overgrown, shadowy bushes, illuminated faintly by the dull glow of my headlights
>naked. completely and utterly stark naked.
>pale as bone, almost translucent in the dim light, like a ghost made of porcelain. Her hair was long, so blonde it was almost white, hanging down her shoulders.
>and she's looking right at me.
>and she's grinning.
>not a normal grin. Her mouth was stretched impossibly wide, from ear to ear. Straight up uncanny valley shit, like something ripped from a creepypasta, or a bad dream given flesh.

>>40821525 (OP)
>my primal lizard brain took over. "WHAT THE FUCK" explodes out of my mouth.
>my foot slams the brake, not hard enough to screech, but enough to jerk the car violently.
>whipped my head to the rearview mirror, already knowing what I'd see, but praying I wouldn't.
>nothing.
>she was gone. Vanished.
>just an empty stretch of dark road and the same dead bushes. No sound, no movement.
>spent the rest of the drive white-knuckling the wheel, checking every mirror every two seconds, feeling paranoid as hell.
>when I got home, I told my parents about it, and we debated whether or not to report it to the police.
>my parents thought that the woman was possibly mentally ill or perhaps bait being used by criminals to get someone to pull over
>ultimately, we decide not to involve the police
>didn't sleep that night. Still makes my skin crawl thinking about it.
Does anyone know of any cryptids or paranormal creatures matching the description of the woman I saw? Has this happened to anyone else? Over a decade later, I can still vividly recall her face in my mind. It was like pic-related, but the grin was much, much wider, reaching up to the ears.

>>40821525 (OP)
First thought was Japanese folklore. Sounds like a Yuki-Onna (lit. "Snow Woman").

Second thought was hallucination.

>>40821525 (OP)
Meth? Flakka? Jenkem? Etc etc? I've seen people do really weird shit on drugs.

>>40821525 (OP)
Southeast PA?

Pale crawlers very common, look it up on YouTube, you will see a couple. I don't think these things are solely physical beings they are able to fade in and out like ghost. They are usually spotted in rural and near forest areas.

OP here. I'll try to respond to some comments/questions.
>>40821591
Yuki-onna? I'll have to do some research on her. Thanks, anon. And there's no way I could've been hallucinating. I slept until noon that day and was wide awake when I got off work.
>>40821654
It's possible that she could have been mentally ill or on drugs, but I swear to God that her grin looked unnatural as hell.
>>40821663
North Carolina
>>40821886
Pale crawlers? Hmmm. I live in a rural area, so it sounds like a possibility. I'm going to check out those videos you mentioned.

>>40821886
Not OP, but to my knowledge a female crawler has never been seen, nor has any with hair anywhere on their bodies.

>>40822515
OP here again. After doing some research, I can confirm that what I saw was definitely not a pale crawler. The woman I encountered appeared to be young, maybe in her early twenties. She had makeup on and was quite attractive, except for her disturbing grin. Her skin was unnaturally pale, but she didn't look like a crackhead. I would describe her as being of average height and weight.

In other words, we're discussing a being that looks like an attractive, pale, blonde woman with an unnaturally wide smile. I read a Wikipedia article about the Yuki-Onna, and she seems somewhat similar, but not exactly the same.

>>40822687
Interesting.
What part of North Carolina was this? Any caves or lakes nearby or were you near the coast?

>>40822701
Not near the coast. Inland. One of the counties near the South Carolina border. The entire area is a sparsely populated, shitty swampland.

I did some more looking around Wikipedia, and I think I figured out what I saw. "Kuchisake-onna" almost perfectly fits the description, aside from being clothed and Asian. The mouth looked EXACTLY like this.

What in the fuck was this doing in rural North Carolina, bros?

>>40821525 (OP)
you likely were just seeing shit. sounds like some shit a millennial would hallucinate seeing. doubt it's a tweaker because the bitch would've been eaten alive by mosquitos. same reason, it's likely not even a set-up. I''ve seen those in Laredo, TX. a bunch of men and women lying facedown with their hands appeared tied behind their backs next to a van waiting for some poor, emphatic schmuck to rob

the eyes can play some funny af tricks on you. one time i was pulling out of my driveway around midnight (don't ask) and i saw what looked like your typical ghost chick in a ghostly gown, about 5 foot 8" tall right next to my bedroom window on the side of my house. I hit the brakes on my car and was like, "TF is that? What tf is that crazy bitch doing by my window?" I honestly thought it was a real person because my mind doesn't process shit like that like it's a ghost especially if it's outside my fucking house. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was my headlight bouncing off my wall and there was some fog on my front window adding to the effect. Startled me tf out tho

>>40822718
>The mouth looked EXACTLY like this
That's fucked up, man.

>shitty swampland
Early last year I started to contemplate and hypothesize the physiology and possible taxonomy of humanoid cryptids, namely the crawlers and what /x/ refers to as skinwalkers. After reviewing the skinwalker stories I noticed that they occurred near bodies of water. That, plus their gurgly attempts at human speech made me think that these are water-borne creatures. Then, last December, pic related was posted.

Now, I'm not necessarily calling what you saw a skinwalker, but I doubt the fact that you are/were in a coastal state and saw something that traditionally exists on an island nation is just a coincidence.

A couple more questions about her:
How large were her breasts? [serious question]
Did you notice any pubic hair?

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>>40821525 (OP)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weiße_Frauen

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Lady

>>40821525 (OP)
Nazi alien Vril woman from Antartica

OP checking in again.
>>40822781
Haha, yeah. The mosquitos around here are a bitch at night. I agree that if she were an ordinary human, they would have been eating her up.
>>40822849
I was mainly fixated on her face, but her breasts were probably a B or C cup. I think she was clean-shaven.
>>40824118
I hadn't considered that she could've been a "White Lady," but it's definitely a possibility. If she was a ghost or something, then the fucked-up-looking mouth might reflect an injury that she sustained. However, I have my doubts that she was a ghost. I saw her within the town limits, standing in front of a fenced-in basketball court, with a bunch of dead-looking bushes behind her and the fence. I've checked local records, and there's no mention of any murders or any other violent deaths having occurred near there. At least, not prior to my sighting of her. There was a man that got shot and killed by a drug dealer at that location years later.

>>40825013
the dead bushes were between her and the fence*
Sorry for the double-post, but I wanted to clarify what I meant.

>>40825013
fuck yeah. don't ever get stuck in the deep south where the trees or swampland is dense af. goddamn skeeters are the size of fucking wasps and their bites feel like literal bee stings. if they don't finish you off, the motherfucking deer flies will. they will follow forrest gump to the ends of the earth, those sadistic bastards and insect repellent doesn't fucking work on them. you might have some deet to keep the waspsquitoes off you, but the deer flies don't give two fucks about your pussy spray

>>40825191
My grandfather was a Korean war veteran, and he gave me his old army fatigues. He soaked that shit in so much deet that, whenever I wear them in the yard, the mosquitoes make themselves fucking scarce. Kek.

>>40821525 (OP)
You saw a goner.

>>40821525 (OP)
Average East Sacramento resident

>>40828267
tpbp

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I've heard people tell tales of similar creatures on paranormal podcasts. They seem to always have an impossibly large grin and they trigger a strong sense of dread and fight or flight response sometimes even before the person in question are able to notice their abnormal features. So far every story I've heard has occurred in North America. I figure they are some kind of demonic entities.

>>40830896
OP here. I'm still around.

Yeah, I've considered the possibility that it could have been a demon, but I'm not sure. I'm also wondered if it might have been a succubus. Do you remember the names of any of these podcasts? I might check them out.

OP I'm not sure how to tell you that you saw a run of the mill angry spirit of the road ghost variety. Probably a woman that got murdered.

This sort of thing is VERY common for those who see spirits often. I've seen quite a few of these. Most of the time you won't see them again, they usually won't follow or cause problems either. I have seen the same ones on certain roads before but that's it.

I'm not trying to belittle or discredit you, or freak you out either. But this is a pretry common paranormal encounter and nothing to worry about.
Maybe look up "women in white" it migjt yield similiar encounters if you're interested in that.

>>40830896
Just dead locals. Don't worry about them.

>>40822849
>After reviewing the skinwalker stories I noticed that they occurred near bodies of water. That, plus their gurgly attempts at human speech made me think that these are water-borne creatures.
Interesting, very interesting
>pic related
this is the most retarded faux-intellectual gibberish I have ever read

You say she was attractive but you don't describe her body at all...How big were the tits? Nice smooth belly? Was the ass fat? She look like she had cute feet? Thick thighs?

>>40826299
Why are you wearing your grandfather's army fatigues...

>>40832103
He's too much of a coward to own up to wanting to fuck the ghost.

Luckily, I am man enough to handle some ghostly intercourse.

OP here.
>>40831388
As I already mentioned in a previous post, there haven't been any murders in that area. I've done my research. I'm reasonably certain that she's not a ghost, hence me turning to /x/ for suggestions.
>>40832103
I described her tits in a previous post. They looked to be about B or C cup. Pardon me for being focused on the fact that she had a gaping maw for a mouth.
>>40832124
What the fuck else am I supposed to do with them? Clothing is clothing, anon. It's not like I wear them around in public. The material is good for warding off insects. Besides, he gave them to me for that purpose, so it's not like I'm disrespecting his memory or some shit.
>>40832285
She would probably bite your dick off, anon.

>>40822849
>The recent push towards AI development isn't progress - it's preparation
>The gravity wells they generate aren't just for habitat. They're testing grounds for mass containment systems
>The missing persons cases near large bodies of water aren't random. They're dry runs

This was 100% written by ChatGPT and it shows. I could let this overuse of "it's not X, it's Y" pass if it was a post from, say, 2022 or earlier, but the post is from last year.

guardian angel had to make you haul ass for some reason

tldr

>>40832349
Who says the murder would be solved or would have taken place during the period of time the US has been a country? Just because she looked white, doesn't mean she was.

It was a ghost anon, nothing more.

I don't get it.

>>40831257
One of those stories I heard on Jim Harold's campfire. Don't remember exactly when, probably early this year or late last year sometime.

>>40837698
Thanks, anon.

OH N-

>>40832349
In the most basic sense It's probably a demon, they can present themselves to you when you are alone near or at haunted places. You should probably not dwell on it if you don't want to see that thing again.

>>40839210
Also this, if not an average angry road ghost just a low level demon. Low level demons tend to seen more intense if you are not used to them.

tits too small

Not. A. Cryptid.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Indrid Cold the original "grinning man"

>>40821525 (OP)
I would fuck this woman vigorously

>>40822718
NTA but Robeson County? Or was it further inland? I've experienced a lot of weird shit in Cumberland and Pender akin to what you're describing.
I was driving home at about 2AM, saw a naked guy watching me from the woodline with exaggeratedly long limbs, as pale as-could-be. I didn't stick around long enough to see the grin like you described, nobody was around so I simply high-tailed it.

>>40832349
>murders
Even assuming all murders in the area have been documented since colonial times, there's nothing that says she had to be murdered to be a ghost. Maybe she died in a fire, or a car wreck, or some other deadly event.

>>40822849
>PKD, The Galactic Potherd (Glimmung)

>>40821525 (OP)
Clearly The Chicago Nigger Crab.

OP here. I've been busy.
>>40844407
My mistake.
>>40844536
Close. It was in Scotland County. I've been to Cumberland before. Your story interests me. Did you experience this on a major road or one of the so-called "back roads?" Was it anywhere close to Fayetteville?
>>40835051
>>40844559
These are good points that I hadn't considered.

>>40844684
>Was it anywhere close to Fayetteville?
Pretty damn close believe it or not, it was between there and Parkton. I take it you had a similar experience in the Fayetteville area?
>Did you experience this on a major road or one of the so-called "back roads?"
I no longer live there so the concern of self-doxing isn't a concern, it was a back road. Black Ridge Rd to be specific, I was traveling north-east from Parkton to Hope Mills and I saw it in one of the large swathes of woodland on the other side of the road. This has to have been more than five years ago, I really wish I could recall more than that.

>>40844684
fayetville is a cursed name or at least associated with the paranormal because "fae" is in the name my source is the rebirth of pan

>>40844715
I attended Fayetteville Tech for a couple of years. I had to drive back at night and saw plenty of weird things. Nothing paranormal though.

I decided to look at the road you mentioned on Google maps. That area looks like bad news. Lot of trees for shit to hide in.

>>40844744
I never liked it there. I used to sit on my patio of my trailer and enjoy the peace and calm of the night but I swear I would always hear footsteps in the woods, maybe 20 or 30 feet from where I would sit. Not footsteps from woodland critters either, sounds that would be made by something that's far heavier than a rabbit but potentially lighter than a deer. I'm glad I am out of there now.
>Fayetteville Tech
What a small world this is, don't tell me you took IT classes there as well.

>>40844763
Yeah, there's a lot of fucked-up sounds that come from the woods around here too. You can hear the neighbors' dogs barking at ***something*** for hours at a time on most nights. Recently, I found some pretty deep claw marks on one of my trees. Probably just bears though.
>IT classes
No, criminal justice. I wish I took IT instead.

This was debunked.

OP here. This will probably be my last post before I abandon thread. If anyone else posts claiming to be "OP" after this, then it isn't me.

Thank you to everyone who contributed to this thread and tried to help me try to figure out what I saw. I've accepted that it was probably just an ordinary "run-of-the-mill road ghost," like the one anon said. Perhaps this will finally bring me some closure after years of wondering about it.

>>40844905
>it was deboonked

>>40844715
>Fayetteville
Probably some poor soldier's wife strung out on whatever was the cheapest thing she could get her hands on at the time and looking for her next $20.

ghosts are demons
corrupt spirits of nons

gasp

>>40821525 (OP)
Given your location you have three possibilities:
Haint, which imo is about as useful as just saying Yōkai
Boo hag specifically

Or a fox.

Let me explain:

Foxes that develop the earliest abilities beyond just sound mimicry WILL expend the effort to screw around and mess with you. Also, the foxes in your *specific* region are unhappy, vengeful, displaced by BS from developers like Lennar, and are being squeezed into competition with Coyotes. Instead of being bros, the Coyotes have turned on the foxes. Getting the human mouth wrong in exactly the way you described is a beginner move for foxes that can make illusions or shapeshift. But then again, I’ve heard opossums can do some of that too, so…

My vote is Fox. But I also happen to be a Fox, so I want us to be the best at everything including scaring people.

>>40821591
Considering how clearly he saw her, I think this was more likely a druggy than a hallucination.

>>40821525 (OP)
how did i do making this, OP?

>>40850044
Holy shit. I know I said I wouldn't post anymore, but I was expecting this thread to die by now. That's triggering my fight-or-flight response, anon. It's exactly like her. She had an attractive face (with makeup, no less) but also an inhumanly wide grin.

Makes me sleepy.

the bottle

gf

>>40821525 (OP)
I've known transwomen who do this to scare people. Usually when drunk. They "became" the spooky cryptid gf and get off to living as her

BITCH that was my mom don't talk to her again

>>40855122
Correct answer.

Japanese urban legend called "Slit mouth woman.' A number of films listed in IMDB about it. Hope this helps.

>>40856217
is that a modern thing? or have these people been mistaken for cryptids in the past?

>>40856875
Some people can look like they have big mouths if they're thin enough. There are no Japanese Yokai in North America, creatures such as those are spiritually tied to their land and cannot leave. The woman was likely a local ghost, since she vanished and did not follow OP. He was lucky she wasn't a Poltergeist or a Demon, as he would still be dealing with her if she was.

>>40857928
Yōkai are not all land spirits. Yōkai is an overall word and there are other folklorists who promote its import into English. Though she would be a land spirit, Deer Lady is a fantastic animal of a North American yōkai. Foxes live worldwide. Haint basically means Yōkai. Coyote is yōkai.

>>40821525 (OP)
It's all Djinn, read these

1. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/36931222/#36931222
2. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/36976168/#36976168
3. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37023268/#37023268
4. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37093515/#37093515
5. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37134196/#37134196
6. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37237392/#37237392
7. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37333243/#37333243

>>40858530
We don't say Yokai unless we're specifically speaking about Japanese preternatural entities. Because we're not weebs. Please just call them Spirits, Demons, Cryptids, etc.
To spare yourself the embarrassment.

>>40860023
>Because we're not weebs.
Speak for yourself.
Though I do agree that you should only say Yokai when talking about Japanese spirits

>>40857928
>no yokai in america
you never heard of bajanai they lived in the mexicam bajan beach
they are yokai and they miixed with normal folk
also yokai is just another name for nephilium or the gaints thjey existed all over the globe
its just goverments coved it up.
i don';t they existed in the southern hemisphere but most idfferently the north hemsphere they taught man how to make boats and floating craft.

why do you think there are so many tall people in dutch communities and in northamerica. the genes of yokai never disphered sure asian features can dispere in less then 4 generations but genes don't lie.
anything over 6ft is unnatural yokai genes
this is not bad or good and yes many are bount to the land but not all
atlantuis when it sunk its people became the mer people.
I was their ast human king.
the world hasn't change too much from 6000 years other than its way more poluted and there is way toon many people and way less animals and mythic beings.

but world didn't change all that much.
its just that the world is way too brain washed and washed out by anti mythic and anti spiritualism athiest crap and cope.

science washed out and dlil0uted the myths into nothing more than animals because athiests are brain dead copefags who obbess with explaining everyone is a mundune ahiman like world and they they see no spiritualism in anything that couldn't be explained away to covert others inton their crappy cope reglion.
where they teach everything is just mundune
because they don';t want you to worship anything
their worse than christ cucks and their zeolot and uncompromising stance never changes they all worship science as if it was a holy church (its not)
their are like gnostics in denial but the retarded lobotomised version.

literal npc regilion.
just like most daemons these days Lol
lmao even.
>sorry lilly just had to say it if your reading this.

>>40844407
Cryptids are animals not recognized by academia. This can include animals with paranormal abilities.

>>40860023
Do you mean “we” as in pervasive /x/ culture because the folklorist push to adopt Yōkai as a loanword since the Protestants ruined the word “demon” (and frankly this board isn’t helping) worldwide has certainly been a thing. Nothing about the etymology of the word is so specific as to mean Japanese-only. Hell, Mizuki himself wrote “Western Yōkai” story arcs. I mean it’s sort of like the term “Kami” in that regard.

Misuse of the term Yōkai to be specific to Japan is probably about the same sort of linguistic sin as saying “Kitsune” when you mean, I don’t know, yōko (妖狐 lit. “Bewitching/Enchanting Fox”) since “Kitsune” really just means fox and rather one is butting up against the ontology of what is a fox.

Which, I guess I should impress I still say this was a shapeshifter that’s used to having a wider overall maw. When you flatten the face out, you then have to later figure out how to squeeze everything back into shape after that. Human mouth shape isn’t going to feel right.

>>40821525 (OP)
Why?

>>40861580
>this literal schizo believes Dutch people are the descendants of Japanese Yokai creatures

>>40856217
dude