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monument mythos misinformation

>>40828231 (OP)
it a gorgon gaze petrified cthulhu tentacle - noob
if i told you her mothers name was tiamat could you name the current gorgan lilith and point to the moon inthe sky as her?

>>40828231 (OP)
Most of you suck at posting here. You don’t even write more than a sentence about the subject

>>40828596
some dont even mention the subject at all ;S

>>40828231 (OP)
Why post this washed out photo?

>>40828866
I thought it was common knowledge that their was a tree inside of the washington monument. At least in the US.

>>40828596
>>40828607
because this is a post that ask for answer?
you know the OP doesn't know it to right?
what's so hard to understand?

>>40828878
>what's so hard to understand?
Google image search by the looks of it

>>40828866
>>40828869
I'll dump some more related pictures, but yeah. It's called "the witness tree", it was the only tree left after a deforestation campaign. It was too hard to cut down.
Then became a symbol for the resilience of the american spirt. Thus the washington monument was built around it.
I learned this in history class, I assumed you all also did.

>>40828889
Damn, I didn't learn that.

>OH BUT WE SPENT AN ENTIRE MONTH TALKING ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST, I LOVE THE ANTICHRIST!

>>40828231 (OP)
It's Big Mike's fossilized BBC, OP. Quick, sit on it and make a wish!

>>40828903
Yeah, they even have kids draw it and stuff. Just like with turkeys and pilgrims. It's a thanksgiving thing.

>>40828909
Another one.

It's all Monument Mythos horseshit

>>40828921
The witness tree was later removed in the late 60's due to rot. The acid the rot was producing was threatening the granite inner core that surrounded it. It was removed in small amounts over a period of 4 years.

>>40828929
Earlier design iterations of the washington monument all had to be hollow to accommodate the trunk of the witness tree.

fake and also gay

>>40828943
The washington monument gets hit by lightning strikes so often that the lightning rod had to be replaced annually. They got tired of doing so, and replaced it with a solid steel cap pyramidion.

It is believed that the witness tree, that was the only isolated witness tree on capital hill, was struck by lightning so many times that about half of the core of its trunk became petrified. This petrified glass-like wood was the reason the tree couldn't be cut down by saw.

>>40828965
Another solution they considered was to install multiple lightning rods. This also did not work.

>>40828965
Interesting story. So they could not cut it because it was too hard. The solution was to build a obelisk around it. And even after that the lightning still strike it.

>>40828981
Why you all stuck up? Speak.

>>40828965
It is important to note that witness tree refers to general isolated trees in a field of removed trees. Confusingly "The Witness Tree" is the name of the tree of the washington monument, is also classified as a "witness tree".

All witness trees are rather strange, but this is survivor bias. They likely survive because they are strange, they are not strange because they survived.

>>40828889
>>40828903
No it's actually about the Holocaust
>https://www.penguinrandomhouse.ca/books/83655/the-witness-tree-by-brendan-howley-and-john-loftus/9780307369604

>>40828981
I think that location just get a lot of strikes because it is the highest point in its surrounding area. It's topologically inclined to be hit by the strikes. The tree was in the middle of an empty field. So it was ripped barren by strikes, and eventually turned to "glass".

There is a whole catalogue of similar trees.
It is called, I kid you not...
>The Witness Tree Protection Program

It includes singleton survivor witness trees, and the only trees in forests to survive battle. Like the Sycamore in the Battle of Gettysburg.

>>40829006
There is a White Mulberry Tree also next to the monument apart of this program. It to was knocked over, presumably due to multiple lightning strikes.

>>40828231 (OP)
Can somebody explain?

>>40828996
>>40829005
why do these people always come in to hide the truth?

>>40829037
did you read the thread?
it looks pretty fucking explained to me

>>40828981
That's because lightning doesn't "strike it", lightning actually surges from the ground up to the sky. Hence, any tall structure, especially one as tall in a land as devoid of anything else of significant stature, yeah, it's gonna build up mad positive charge before it gets a chance to discharge

>glass tree on largest grass carpet
https://youtu.be/OOWuwEhpSjk

>>40828231 (OP)
>>40828231 (OP)
>>40828231 (OP)
JUST A HEADS UP THIS WAS MADE UP FOR A WEB SERIES
YOU CAN ENTER THE MONUMENT IT IS HALLOW

sorry guys theres enough real and absolutely batshit insane stuff about this as there is
look into the real stuff spread the real magic of how crazy this fucking world is

dont pollute the real good shit with fake shit its essentially well poisoning

That's actually really neat for made up theory I would believe it because it sounds scientific enough lol
I found it incorrect immediately though because I do not think the founders would ever want to hide a tree like that, they would want to display it for everyone to see
They were just crazy enough that they would build an entire building around the thing to display it, not box it up Heck maybe even an entire museum of the tree stick
Did yall see Mount Rushmore? I mean hello, fuckers are turning mountains into art...

>>40828231 (OP)
>What are they hidding?

The empire (never ended)

>>40829185
Just out of curiosity, do you the names of any of these?
I just want to look at them zoomed up closer to see the hieroglyphics pictures up close.
I cant read it, mind you, but I am sure that my own esoteric interpretation is always the correct one, and not the archeologists who have masters and written doctoral thesis on the topic
Source?
I made it up...
*Nods in insane Chad inner self modeled world*

>>40829156
It was a big fucking tree mate. It's not like they could just a pull a construction crane out of their ass in 1850. They weren't trying to hide the tree, they built the hollow monument around it to display the tree. The washington monument was effectively the "museum of the tree stick".
>>40829110
Who said it was solid?

>>40830053
Sauce

>>40829110
>>40829185
>hidding
>hallow
ESL...

>>40828596
No YOU suck

>>40829038
(((They))) aren't people

>>40829037
Kids are bored and playing pretend.

>>40829185
>only one culture has ever put up stone monuments
>no other culture has ever done this, before or after

>>40830053
>It was a big fucking tree mate. It's not like they could just a pull a construction crane out of their ass in 1850.
Yeah. No one had any ability to deal with big trees in the 1800s.

Dropped this after he tranny shit. Keep that trash out of your story

>>40828231 (OP)
The tower is a penis. All useless towers are penises.
That specifically is the lost penis of Osiris. Its part of an Abrahamic ritual. It means we will be destroyed before the new world order

Mudflud faggots are worse than nobody retards and gangstalking schizos combined

>>40831874
Srsly those fuck those faggot freemasons claiming they built all the best buildings and cutting down all the big trees right when they reclaimed america

>>40828889
Uhhh........ no. Born 1993, never heard any of this.

>>40828866
>>40828909
>>40828915
never taught this

>>40831874
bless these men. trees are alien bioterrorists. they slip in and give the biosystem free range oxygen so folks are all omg this is amazing lets put them everywhere but in truth the trees long game is to grow so tall their roots reach down to the layer below the face of the world and their fingers reach up to the top of the sky - creating a shunt in the brikeland current that connects the earth and the sun is perhaps the worst thing you can do in a biosphear.

>>40828596
This is what became of 4chan. The catalog system means people will only see an image and 90% will only respond to the op. There is a huge disincentive to writing a post longer than the catalog will show. Hardly anyone will read it unless you particularly hook them right away and even then rather than conversation you get responses to op 100 times over. Every board is like this now.

>>40829005
In the shadow of the Washington Monument, where tourists milled and cameras flashed, a truth lay buried, not in metaphor but in stone. The obelisk, towering 555 feet above the National Mall, was not a tribute to the first president, as the plaques and guides proclaimed. It was a vault, constructed with meticulous intent to conceal an object known only as the Holocaust.

The Holocaust was not an event, not a memory, but a tangible thing—a relic of incomprehensible weight, both physical and cosmic. Its form was unknown to all but a few, its substance a paradox that defied the laws of matter. It had been discovered in 1848, the year construction began, in a cavern beneath the Potomac. The surveyors who found it vanished, their records burned. The government, in its nascent paranoia, understood one thing: the Holocaust could not be revealed. Its presence warped reality, bending light and time in ways that drove men to madness. To expose it was to unravel the nation.

The monument was the solution. Designed by Robert Mills, an architect rumored to be a Freemason with knowledge of arcane geometries, the structure was a prison disguised as a symbol. Its limestone and granite blocks were not mere masonry but a lattice of containment, each stone etched with sigils invisible to the naked eye. The aluminum capstone, placed in 1884, was no ornamental flourish; it was a seal, forged in a ritual conducted under a moonless sky, binding the Holocaust within.

>>40831841
North Korea is full of these kind of monuments.

>>40834225
Probably because it’s not real

>>40831874
while thats a fake image there are still some sequoias that would be about that size in diameter. theres at least 2 reaching 34ft across which might be what it would look like if you assume those guys are a touch under 6ft tall.

>>40833457
No. These towers are penises

>>40828866
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>>40828889
Hell no, never was taught this. wtf? I feel like I'm in a Mandela affectiod!!!

>>40828990
>this is survivor bias. They likely survive because they are strange, they are not strange because they survived
Materialist brainrot thinking.
They survive because they are strange, and they are strange because they survive. Both are projections of the same hyperdimensional fact.

>>40828247
Be quiet, nigger.

>>40828869
I've never heard of it before. Or if I had heard about it I wrote it off as bullshit.

>>40828231 (OP)
>>40828866
>>40828889
These are literally frames taken from a shitty youtube analog horror series about US monuments.