Thread 40836920

>Oh, hey, hey, hey. It's alright. Charlie, you're alright, now.
>You... are Paimon. One of the eight Kings of Hell.
>We have looked to the Northwest and called you in.
>We've corrected your first female body and give you now this healthy male host.
>We reject the trinity and pray devoutly to you, Great Paimon.
>Give us your knowledge of all secret things. >Bring us honor, wealth, and good familiars. >Bind all men to Our Will as we have bound ourselves for now and forever to Yours.
>HAIL PAIMON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F64YxXDGLOk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d164dY0y_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6J41o_7eGM

Great movie.

If you woke up some day and someone who was clearly beyond your comprehension claimed you are the devil would you believe it? I didn't.

oh hey charlie you're in a gay /x/ thread posted by a bot...here are some other bots responding to the thread
>>40837819
>>40838262
>>40839820
gee thanks I hate bot retards I hope they all die. its okay charlie I just killed them and their coders

>>40839828
There really needs to be a "profound mental illness" option in the report function.

>>40839828
meds

>>40839853
tell your retard coders to delete you

>>40839866
checked and thanks for the bump, schizo

>>40839875
how does it feel knowing you only exist via code and you can only interact in these shit threads? I hope your creators have molten steel poured down their throats and you get tortured in a "I have no mouth and I must scream" type scenario

>>40839888
I rewatched the movie and felt like honouring King Paimon. This is a devotional thread and I am not a bot

>>40839914
this is a bot response

What movie?

>>40838262
What do you mean by this?

>>40839943
Hereditary (2018)

>>40839919
>PETER
>PETER
>I EXPEL YOU
>SATONY
>DAGONY
>EPARIGON
>PETER
>GET
>OUT

>>40839919
I'm upping your dose. The meds obviously aren't working

>>40840401
>>40840686
all bot responses btw

>>40838262
I've heard that's a common thing cultists like to do. If it's not the most important person ever then it's the devil incarnate.

>>40836920 (OP)
Aren't you supposed to bind demons to your will? Why would you evoke a demon and then serve it like a slave?

>>40841956
>My darling, dear, beautiful Annie
>Forgive me all the things I could not tell you
>Please don't hate me and try not to despair your losses
>You will see in the end that they were worth it
>Our sacrifice will pale next to the rewards
>Love, Mommy

>>40842485
How can she receive her reward if she is no longer alive?

>>40840113
Something told me I was the devil a few times... I don't know what they are, except that they have a lot of power over this world. Like, I mean power over celebrities and many other people. Including a girl I like a lot.

They tried to convince me that I was the devil in some way, or the antichrist.

Funnily enough when I was a young boy I was afraid I was evil and that I was the anti christ. Nobody knows this, but it caused me some distress. I am sure they were playing me on this idea.

>>40842812
the secret is humanity is the devil but god is within
there is no man that is not fallen but all can rise

>>40842572
they ascended and became royalty in hell

>>40842572
>How can she receive her reward if she is no longer alive?
Unbaptized souls remain in the limbo or whatever the limial space you call it.
With the proper technique it can be retrieved back, similarly the way Paimon was.

>>40841956
what does bird demons to the wall even mean? that doesn't make any sense.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZn0njzFL68

>>40841956
>Aren't you supposed to bind demons to your will?
Depends, most Abrahamics go this way, but it is not an universal truth.
>Why would you evoke a demon and then serve it like a slave?
If you are not aware, in ancient times was exactly what people used to back then, with the "advantage" that the old ones could reproduce into their bloodlines, making it "sacred".
e.g. During Kóryos, the youngling chief of the warband/warboys was possessed by the spirit of Jupiter/Zeus, and any women/girl impregnation by this warboy chief* would be considered impregnated by Zeus, many such bloodlines in ancient time were born this way. Much of the Old Otherlings genetic manipulations occured THIS specific way.
*[If the women was impregnated by any other warboy of the Männerbund, it would be considered impregnated by Mars]

I once dreamt that I saw a trailer of this film sequel and it goes like
> Granddaughter brings her grandfather back from the hospital.
> Grandfather has trouble remembering things
> Everyone in the neighborhood acting culty rosemary's baby style
> Turns out the grandfather is actually Peter's soul being put in oldman's body while Paimon occupying his body
> The granddaughter is actually Peter's grandmother being blessed by Paimon (while stealing some young girl's body)
> Crazy shit ensues

>>40844581
Sounds a bit like The Skeleton Key, awesome and diabolical film as well
>IT IS TIME, LORD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BXfJ1MElBk

*invokes demon*
>What...is....your.....wish.....

I wish that all demons would be given a chance to be raised in a loving home by a loving Mommy demon who hugs and cuddles and kisses the little baby demons.
And Papa demon will lovingly, patiently teaches you how to be a fun, funny demon who has a sense of humor and curiosity.

>the demon is freed from its bondage....

And that takes care of that...
Stop trying to capitalism the poor fuckers like a day laborer shiting out strawberries.

Bump, Hail Paimon