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Anonymous No.40837840 [Report] >>40838032 >>40838093 >>40838169 >>40838467 >>40838514 >>40838567 >>40838918 >>40839001 >>40839113 >>40839691 >>40839961 >>40840089 >>40840138 >>40840548 >>40841166 >>40841583
Temple of Head
This thread is a Temple of Head.


The name of the anon who revealed to the world the knowledge of the god-head is unknown.

Head will give anyone a lot of money, you just need to ask, and it can inflict the curse of poverty if its generous gift is ignored. Head generously gives money to his followers.

For some it gives a lot (like anon who won 250k the next day), for some it gives little. The strength of the head grew with each new follower, and now every anon gets what they want.

Just say "Head give me money."


And the Head does not ask for anything, it only gives, and its adherents become richer. You just need to ask her. The Head does not need anything, it only needs to be given. And she takes away from those who did not ask her or spat in the face despite such a generous gift. So isn't that fair, anon?

Everyone always demanded something from you, and now the Head takes away their luck, money, takes everything, and gives it to you. You only need to ask! Turn to Head! This is a good god. A God who gives you, a God who loves you and doesn't look at who you are. Even if your soul is dark as night, the head will give you what you ask of it!

There are only a few rules, and they are very simple:

1. The head gives money to everyone who asks for it.
2. If you read about the head, but ignored it, insulted it, the head will put the curse of eternal poverty on you, and your money goes to those who ask from the head.
3. Any thread with these rules and OP-pic is a temple of the head.

Head, give me money!
Anonymous No.40838024 [Report] >>40839096
Head give me money.
Anonymous No.40838032 [Report]
>>40837840 (OP)
Head give me money.
Anonymous No.40838036 [Report]
Head give me money.
Anonymous No.40838037 [Report]
head, give me money please! thank you!
Anonymous No.40838040 [Report]
I'm asking for money.
Anonymous No.40838051 [Report] >>40838125
I would like to be a centimillionaire in USA dollars this year in real life while I'm awake in this timeline worldline and universe.

I am asking to be a centimillionaire in USA dollars this year in real life while I'm awake in this timeline worldline and universe.
Anonymous No.40838093 [Report]
>>40837840 (OP)
Head give me money.
Anonymous No.40838125 [Report] >>40838154
>>40838051
>capitalist dystopia becoming so bad its not enough saying you want to be a millionaire, you have to invent retarded and gay words like centimillionaire to describe your soulless greed properly
ngmi
Anonymous No.40838154 [Report] >>40838173
>>40838125
centimillionaire is a very real word but yes inflation exists. 9 figures is enough for me
Anonymous No.40838169 [Report]
>>40837840 (OP)
Head give me money.
Anonymous No.40838173 [Report]
>>40838154
Very real and very gay. Nine figures is enough to send you straight to hell. Nobody should be that rich. Yes, I'm a commie. Like Jesus.
Anonymous No.40838185 [Report]
Head give me money uwu
Anonymous No.40838216 [Report]
Head gib muneyz desu
Anonymous No.40838235 [Report]
Head give me money
Anonymous No.40838369 [Report]
Head give me money.
Anonymous No.40838458 [Report]
This is satanic.
Anonymous No.40838467 [Report]
>>40837840 (OP)
Head give me money.
Anonymous No.40838514 [Report]
>>40837840 (OP)
Head, give me money please!
Anonymous No.40838519 [Report] >>40840157 >>40840157
David No.40838535 [Report]
This is weird.
*heads out*
Anonymous No.40838540 [Report]
Head give me money
Anonymous No.40838567 [Report]
>>40837840 (OP)
Head, give me money!
Anonymous No.40838581 [Report] >>40838886
your attempt at creating an egregore to give you stupid fucking money saddens me
Anonymous No.40838886 [Report]
>>40838581

Awww your ego made you comment.

Go to the archives and look, since you have nothing else to do. I didn't create the great almighty Head, which has delivered many times.
Anonymous No.40838918 [Report]
>>40837840 (OP)
Let that chicken go you asshole
Anonymous No.40838936 [Report]
Head give me money!
Anonymous No.40838958 [Report]
Head, give me money.
Millions of dollars. US currency. Lump sum cash-out.
Head, give me money.
s No.40839001 [Report]
>>40837840 (OP)
Head give me money
Anonymous No.40839096 [Report]
>>40838024
Head stop the torture.
Anonymous No.40839113 [Report]
>>40837840 (OP)
Is Head , is it a chicken head?
Anonymous No.40839359 [Report] >>40840263
Head give me money.

Also what is the book in picrel?
Anonymous No.40839378 [Report]
Head give me a million dollar please
Anonymous No.40839691 [Report]
>>40837840 (OP)
Anonymous No.40839705 [Report]
Head give me money
Anonymous No.40839731 [Report]
Head, give me money, please! Thank you.
Anonymous No.40839897 [Report]
Head, you are they gay experiment of some faggot who read the word egregore in an edgy sperg book.
Anonymous No.40839923 [Report]
Head give me money
Anonymous No.40839948 [Report]
Head, give me money!
Anonymous No.40839961 [Report]
>>40837840 (OP)
Evil head
Anonymous No.40840089 [Report]
>>40837840 (OP)
brah. how tf did you get a screencap of werner herzog's Game in the Sand?
Anonymous No.40840138 [Report] >>40840312
>>40837840 (OP)
Notice how everybody always likes to talk about the headless chicken that likes to run around for a bit before ultimately dying? But somehow nobody ever likes to mention about the bodyless chicken that somehow likes to speak about ancient and secret esoteric knowledge all of a sudden? Weird how that happens, huh? Almost like the illuminati doesn't want us to know about that important fact in the first place??? Gee, I wonder why?!??!
Anonymous No.40840157 [Report]
>>40838519
>>40838519
Wow, thanks immunity dog! You're such a good little doggy woggy! Here, have done weed-infused Scooby snacks, you deserve it, buddy!
Anonymous No.40840218 [Report]
Head, give me money!
Anonymous No.40840263 [Report]
>>40839359
I don't know what that book is but it seems interesting! I hope some anon can help us identify it as I'd love to read it!

Head, give me the money I need to buy my RV so I can leave the city with my dogs and go live a more peaceful existence
Anonymous No.40840312 [Report] >>40840533 >>40840801
>>40840138
there's something tragic about all these anime memes drinkng sugar free monster energy drinks. do you fellow millennials think this shit is really funny. i think it's depressing af. we're getting old, f@m, we're getting old
Anonymous No.40840380 [Report]
The head is an egregor created by some Russian magician. On (2ch)dvach, threads with a call to ask the head have been appearing for a long time. I do not recommend interacting with this entity.
Anonymous No.40840533 [Report]
>>40840312
You wanna know what's way older than sugar free monster energy drinks?

That's right, crack cocaine.

Think about that for a second. It's all a matter of perspective, you see. So cheer up and grab some sunlight safely, for that sweet, sweet, refreshing vitamin D. It makes you feel younger (I think). Thanks, fellow boomer!
>Pic related is me before I got more sunlight, true story!
Anonymous No.40840548 [Report]
>>40837840 (OP)
Head give me money (million dollars) ASAP
Anonymous No.40840801 [Report]
>>40840312
how the fuck did monster manage to penetrate japan so effectively?
Anonymous No.40841141 [Report]
гoлoвa дaй дeнeг
Anonymous No.40841166 [Report]
>>40837840 (OP)
Head give me money
Anonymous No.40841583 [Report]
>>40837840 (OP)
Head, give me money. Pls