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Anonymous No.40841600 >>40841648 >>40841658 >>40841974 >>40842850 >>40842897 >>40842922 >>40842935 >>40842947 >>40843055 >>40843588 >>40843689 >>40843891
How do you ascend to Heaven without making it complicated?
Anonymous No.40841604 >>40842979
Faith in Jesus in the form of lordship salvation
Anonymous No.40841618
do nothing and wait
on a long enough time line all events are experienced
Anonymous No.40841648
>>40841600 (OP)
Repent - it's one of the first things Jesus says when He starts His ministry, OP. He calls people to change direction, to turn from their sin and wickedness, to follow Him.

So do that - first repent, ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life, as Lord and saviour, to show you how. Be guided by the Holy Spirit, and as the psalmist says:

Psalm 37:3
>Trust in the Lord, and do good; so shalt thou dwell in the land, and verily thou shalt be fed.

God bless!
Anonymous No.40841658
>>40841600 (OP)
No idea anon
Anonymous No.40841693 >>40842878 >>40842897
You simply live your life and die old.
You just have to stay kind.
Right?
Anonymous No.40841974 >>40842878
>>40841600 (OP)

Be good.
Anonymous No.40842850 >>40842897
>>40841600 (OP) (nice numbers!)
Forgive everyone.
G.D.777 !!msh2B+B7jup No.40842878 >>40842897
>>40841693
>>40841974
It's really this simple. "Love your neighbor as yourself" also. The afterlife will be full of people who are like you. If you are nice, there will be lots of nice people. If you are rotten, you will be welcomed into a sea of the rotten and toxic souls right where you belong.
Anonymous No.40842881 >>40842962
Stop having fun of any sort
Anonymous No.40842897
>>40841600 (OP)
Follow Tenshi's example and just be related to people that ascend to heaven without deserving it yourself, make sure to be a spoiled brat and make everyone's day worse whenever you can

If you're looking for a serious answer, pretty much >>40841693, >>40842850 and >>40842878
Anonymous No.40842922
>>40841600 (OP)
Love. To the point of self-destruction, humiliation, total vulnerability. Let the Self melt away into a perfect love for all creation. This is the path of Bhakti, it is for the simple and pure.
Anonymous No.40842935
>>40841600 (OP)
Have no fear have no doubt. Jesus is watching out
Anonymous No.40842947
>>40841600 (OP)
you're gonna go to heaven no matter what you do
Anonymous No.40842958
I love Jesus Christ.
Anonymous No.40842962
>>40842881
Bullshit. Children experience joy more than anyone.
Anonymous No.40842973
It's never supposed to be complicated. Just do what God tells you to do, as Mary did and as Mary commands in St. John 2:5.
Anonymous No.40842979
>>40841604
this except make it Finn
least complicated savior of all time
the blue comet leads you to Ooo
come alooong wiiiith meeeeee
Anonymous No.40843055
>>40841600 (OP)
Spin around in a circle and think/feel lovely thoughts. Rinse and repeat
Anonymous No.40843588
>>40841600 (OP)
Fulfil your soul's prophecy.
If you don't know what is your soul's goal here on the planet, ask yourself what is it.

Ideally you figure out what is your soul's purpose here and complete the game without too many wasted lives.
Anonymous No.40843689 >>40844797
>>40841600 (OP)
I can't say that you will be disillusioned about "Heaven", because disillusionment will be purged and eliminated when you get your promised new body. He [YHWH] doesn't transcend anger and jealousy. Heaven is sold as Paradise, but it's going to be more like another Hell in its own way, more like Adam before the Fall - ignorant, dumbed down, and reprogrammed in a more acceptable body with only Acceptable Spiritually Correct Thoughts! You will not have any freedom of thought.

There is no bugaboo Hell, but if there is one, I'll at least be Me and not a Spiritually Correct burned and hollowed out Drone whose only job is to be 'A Singn' and A Praisin'', on your knees for All Eternity, and you won't notice how absolutely stifling it will be because, again, you've been rebuilt not to notice much of anything! 'But, but... the Bible says...'; yeah, remember the purging fires that eat up all your bad works (1 Cor 3:13 - 3:15) - it's actually going to wipe a lot more than that! You will have access to all knowledge, but not be in any position whatsoever to use any of it. I'm sorry, you're not welcome in Heaven because almost everyone isn't! Your Divine contract says you'll live in an apartment in a massive grounded 'Box UFO' called the "New Jerusalem".

Your God's "Love" is your Obedience, and nothing more, because you're not suited for much else there. You'll be at most a powerless "Kink", er King (What, no Queens?). Your sins aren't forgiven; they're hidden from the Father by Jesus' Blood. What if someone finks on you? How do you "reason together" when what you're reasoning with is a Narcissistic, Irrational, Unreasonable Super Ego and an absolute Schizo Absurdity? Read Revelation about your "Future"!
Anonymous No.40843891
>>40841600 (OP)
Do your best and try not to harm others.Live with love and compassion for others. The Kingdom of God is all around you and within you. Understand this, and you will not taste death.
Anonymous No.40844797
>>40843689
This is the most reddit thing I have ever seen. I died of cringe 28 times while reading it. Went to heaven every time, it's dope up there