Do you think a vampire bite feels good or bad? In fiction, it's often really euphoric and pleasurable. Is that just a myth?

>>40841649 (OP)
In case the vampire has psychic mind-control abilities, it might feel good.

>>40841649 (OP)
Have you ever had your blood drawn? It probably feels similar. Makes you feel cold and faint.

Probably hurts like heck, unless they have built-in painkillers.

>>40841871
i passed out during my blood test

I want Cindy

>>40841649 (OP)
inhale the light of the dying sun.

>>40841649 (OP)
Total vampire propaganda
It's painful and takes a lot of of you
Vampires are perhaps the most cowardly creatures out there, even parasites understand they must eventually expire, but no, vampires need to kill others just so they can stave off death just another day. Fuck vampires

>>40842726
>Fuck vampires
dont mind if i do

I think they release heroine or something, so it's quite pleasurable.

>>40842540
Wow haha

>>40842545
No, you want Groveanon

>>40842588
If the sun was dying we would be dead already

>>40841649 (OP)
Bad, I would think.

>>40841649 (OP)
It's euphoric because in books vampire's bite is often metaphor for sex. In reality idk. No vampire bit me but desu why do they need to bite someone if they can pay for donated blood?
There is energetic vampirism but it's so common shit and mostly so minor so no one notices that

You guys think this is legit?

>>40843243

>>40843243
>>40843250
No. That's an old regular /x/ poster

Btw
I fapped to NTG last night
I felt our emotional connection
It was beautiful

I want to marry her

I will do anything she wants, even kill
NTG
Marry me

It's funny how the Jannies think they can control me... They also should feel bad for persecuting me. I am clearly the smartestest, funniestest, coolestest and cutestest anon.

They should be thankful that I chose this website as my home and this board as my shit posting grounds.

Yes, I have never had sex with a woman. I didn't fuck any of my girls because although they did love me, they could not even kiss me because I am quite disgusting to look at and my penis is quite small and ugly too. Like, I would never let a woman put this on their mouth.

I might never know what it's like inside a warm, wet vagina, but at least I have been loved by women in the past(my mom). You think you are better than me because you have sex, janny? Well, at least I am not a nigger, fuck you, sex haver normie.

You don't belong in my website

https://youtu.be/vDhK8F3vMhk?si=DbBfp7BZ2xmLLwDj

ever awoken to them biting you in your neck before, I did the other day, but hey life moves on right.

idk, im not the kind of person they would care about anyway, they just see me as food and nothing else, so i dont expect nothing more from them, but im shutting off the buffett. no more free meals.

Guys
I was doing that thing where I use my hand while I was bathing and as I was climaxing I saw that... Red eyes refraction like a cats eyes, sharp fangs, the face of a 3rd degree burn victim and the smell... Oh the smell. It was like there was a rotting corpse there. She was perfect... Everything I have always dreamt of...

https://youtu.be/JgpSEpAnbEM?si=YnWo6JeJU1NbMGhe

I need to stop eating so much, I am gonna regain all the weight I lost...

>>40843243
>>40843250
No but it was a fun share. Thanks!

>>40842277
Everytime I bite someone this cd plays, it hurts like hell, but the music is good

Good night people
It's way past my bedtime.

Hopefully a vampire will find me and drink me to death with their heroin charged fangs. That sounds peaceful.

https://youtu.be/oUeIrEEBReE?si=-98nwK2fp3LkTC-z

>>40843243
>>40843250


IDK, I interact with a dude that claims to be a Christian vampire. But he says they are not biologically immortal, just age slower.

>>40841649 (OP)
What fiction?
Shitty fanfiction for teenage girls?

>>40845695
Heinrich August Ossenfelder : "Der Vampyr" (1748)
A vampire tempts a religious young woman away from Christian values, seducing her in both body and spirit.
Tone: Erotic and spiritual seduction.

What in Hell do you expect some random fanboi to do if not get tired?

Slash your throat and stick a shop-vac on the wound, it feels like that.

>>40843243
>The Phoenician City, known to the Greeks as Býblos (Βύβλος) and to the Romans as Byblus, was important for their import of papyrus out of Ancient Egypt[13] – to the extent that "Byblos" came to mean "papyrus" in Greek. The English word "Bible", therefore, ultimately derives from the Greek name of the city, Βύβλος ('Βύblos / Byblos'), a Greek mumbo-jumble of גְּבָל ('Gāḇal / Gəbal Gobâl'..., that is, 'Gebal' or 'Jebel'), which shares the same root as גְּבוּל ('Gəḇūl / Gābūl, that is 'Gebul' or 'Jabul'), as they're derivatives of ג־ב־ל ('g-ḇ-l' / 'g-b-l' / 'g-v-l'), which means 'twist as a rope', '(be a, set) border' or 'bound(aria)', which tells us that it is a North Boundary of Canaan.
> In the 1st millennium BC, its name appeared in Phoenician and Punic inscriptions as Gebal
>Gebal because egypt Geb = El = Cronus = Satrun. Geb + Al(El/Ilu) = Gebal
It is believed that the city of Byblos was the first city of the star El
>This El or Al or Il can be found in many places
>Babylon (here Elyon), Avalon (b can be read as v. Remove B from Babylon and read the second B as V = Avilon (Avalon), Hellenes (Greeks, there is no H in the original), Deucalion (here again Elyon), Illion (Troy), Valhalla, Elves (Elfs), etc. Among the Caucasian peoples, El is called the world of the dead

>>40845851
Hello there, vampire
Is it true vampire teeth carry heroin?

>>40846583
No.
You know.
It's not like I'm out of advice.
But generally, the more public vampires are spiritual types who steal ur loosh.
I've, like I said, seen my share of stuff.
But on very shaky grounds -being guilty of it myself, care to ask if you must-, I beseech you not to start fights.
Chances are, you're gonna behead some silly pranic larping teenage grill.
Speaking of the matter, do carry, lots of weird beings out lately.

>>40846611
Yeah, I guess I should mention it anyways.
In this small lost in the bumfuck hole of hell village I live, I've already seen:
-Wendigo
-Several yokai
-Physical foxfire
-An unidentified blue being (manlike), we startled each other.
-A weird wheellike being made of feet, hands and a head.
-A hecking gargoyle
So pack some heat, my dude

The janny knows I am special desu
It dilates and seeths upon my presence
You will never be as amazing as me, Janny.

I know you don't like me, and I know you made up a reason to ban me, the truth is, I never did anything illegal here. I talked about something illegal. You are bending the rules to keep me banned and that makes you a bad moderator and unfit for your role.

You are pretty much the worst moderator I have ever encountered. You are petty, vengeful and you do not have any work ethics.

Imagine making 4chan more strict than reddit, lol! You are legitimately the reason this website is dying. You destroyed what made 4chan 4chan. You turned it into a normal forum with 'anonymous' slapped over it.

This website is dying because of the shitty moderation and that is a FACT!

Now let me go take another nap because I am tired.

I am gonna rape and kill my ex and it's your fault. Maybe this way I get to have sex...

>blocked ip range

I have multiple isps and I can literally bypass this gay shit by using one of my many emails lol.

You are a lazy fuck too. You use this ip range block shit then you disappear for a day before banning me again. Like, what is the point of even even you here?

https://youtu.be/joeyn55SPsQ?si=WzE6yfpNb6Nn0V6u

I am gonna let you go now desu. Thinking about you right now is making me sad.
I understand people very well and actually trying to understand you makes me sad... It's like, there's only one option where I actually respect you and that's where you do this out of a sense of duty, although, I myself wouldn't do that, I can understand, but at the same time I think you are incompetent.

All the other alternatives are just of a really sad person. I do not want to think about it... It's genuinely heart breaking.

I hope you are some sort of automated ban system desu, because your existence makes me sad. :(

I am sorry if I hurt your feelings in my last post, you deserve empathy.

https://youtu.be/xmVzeriU5m0?si=rDlgc23a7kiwA08o

>>40841649 (OP)
I sure hope so.

bags of sand

>>40843243
The place is Mt Athos btw

Do you think splitting a cok from urethra to scrotum feels good

I will report back when I can say one way or the other

>>40850001
Boobs not bites.

>>40846621
Have you seen fox spirits?

>>40843243
>>40843250
>>40850028
I asked ChatGPT (yeah I know lol) based on the exact premise as described, and this is what it had to say. If this is still just a LARP, it's a surprisingly coherent and logical one, so kudos to that.

>>40852080
That would make for atrocious jokes.
"A vampire, a kitsune and a shamab walk into a bar..."
(Just vengeful spirits and a Jorogumo, granted the foxfire was arround)

>>40841649 (OP)
The only way vampires could plausibly operate in the modern day without being widely known about is through mind control and seduction. So it probably feels great, but also you're not going to remember it in the morning, too many people would go to the cops or at least post about it online (outside /x/) otherwise.

>>40853927
Nah. I could literally become a vampire today and have little issue with blending in. People will just think you're a goth freak or have a blood kink/LARP/BDSM.

>>40853927
As >>40853992 said
That's normal nowadays
Nobody is going to talk about it
It's so mundane, like why would anyone care unless the vampire actually forced themselves on them?

Huh what happened to that reply..

>>40841649 (OP)
Maybe its like how leaches anesthesize you?

>>40841649 (OP)

>>40841649 (OP)
No I don't think it's a myth, I think vampires are a myth. Real life isn't Twilight you mindbroken faggot. Retards like you give people interested in the paranormal a bad name.

>>40855450
The moderation doesn't like me. They especially don't like me here on /x/. To be even more specific they don't like me on vampire threads and succ threads.

I think they have autism. Like, what is the point of banning me when it's so easy to evade? I think they derive sexual pleasure from banning me or something.

BTW

I really like OP. I think they are a bot, but I'd bang them either way while I envision them as Mira. I'd dress them up in in her horror nun outfit and we'd bang.

Man, I gotta study quality assurance I have two tests about it this month. There's back end development too.

https://youtu.be/HDd4P0U0Xww?si=sFPXQa8EbU6O8pmy

>>40855670
Well, there are stranger things in life, like Jenna Ortega without eyebrows. Or how Henry Cavvil mesmetizes females in every video you see of him.