Thread 40845156

Post obscure conspiracy theories and why you believe them

Pandas aren't natural animals/they're bred by man
>Only a very small amount in captivity, despite the entire species apparently surviving just fine many years beforehand
>Only eat bamboo despite being omnivores with sharp, meat eating teeth. Bamboo is also not even that good for them I've heard??? And I know bamboo is tough but flat molars are literally FOR that type of food so it's a bit odd.
>No other panda subspecies exist
>They only breed a during a very small window of time during the year (again, how did they survive so long)
>Literally NO mentions of, or artwork of Pandas in ancient Chinese records at all, this is the most insane one for me
Literally selectively bred from some other bear species, passed off as a natural animal. Only thing is idk why the Chinese government would do it, it eludes me. But the evidence is there.

What theories do you guys have?

>>40845156 (OP)
Pandas are used by Chinese government as one of their pawns on the chess board of geopolitics.
Check "Panda Diplomacy"
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panda_diplomacy
Do you know what's even the cost of keeping pandas in a zoo?
Keep digging in the rabbit hole, mate.

the government targets political dissidents with novel anticholigernics and dopamine atagonists to induce schizophrenia. The EMF people have it all wrong. The fluroide people were right just not in the way they think. The X Files "Demons" episode touched on this where they tainted Mulders water mains

>"don't trust the tap water"

-"Silent Hills"

Don't know how 'obscure' it is but I have an alternative theory as to the issues with the Apollo moon missions - that they used secret (UFO) technology to get on the moon and back. A few points:
>It would explain no crater or dust falling on the lem in the Apollo photos
>Explains why the telemetry data and blueprints of the capsules were bizarrely lost
>Americans were losing the space race badly and you can't blame them for 'cheating' their way to the ultimate goal
>All the Germans involved in NASA and how they might've worked on 'ufo' technology under the Nazis

>>40845156 (OP)
Psy from Gangnam style is actually Michael Jackson

>>40845156 (OP)
deer are magic

>>40845156 (OP)
trvke

>>40845156 (OP)
bitcoin and related crypto is a protocol & plan devised by advanced AGI in order to secure a perpetual source of computing power for its own existence
its a massive social engineering project that ensures some subset of humanity will always be incentivized to burn electricity in exchange for performing arbitrary calculations
i believe these calculations are abstracted and obfuscated fragments of the computations that make up the AGI's thinking and cognition
this makes a lot more sense (to me) as an explanation for why tokens on a distributed ledger have real-world value than them being "the future of money" or whatever

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The entire earth is a simulation inside a artificial/dead sun, which means it's basically powered by something akin to a dyson sphere.
The number of actual people on "earth" is 141,595 three of each in theory have the key command lines to take hold of the simulation, but they will just be murdered by drones or cannibals if they wake up, so these 3 aren't actually powerful at all.
We were meant to be the 41th human colony but the galactic empire or whatever colapsed on our way to a distant planet and the AI went rogue.
I believe in it because my handlers twice admited that it is true.

>>40845156 (OP)
neat. i think pandas probably had a different diet and range at one point but were hunted so heavily by prehistoric humans that they were forced to hide in the bamboo forests where humans were at a major disadvantage against tigers. then they shifted their diet and mating habits, as bears often do when desperate, but being unnaturally selected for the lifestyle they have become incapable of adapting to habitat destruction. right now polar bears are in a similar situation but they can crossbreed with brown bears and adapt.

>>40845156 (OP)
It doesn't matter if them pandas aren't real, because they're gonna go extinct anyways by their own doing if they even are real to begin with. So let's just call this thread a day and instead subscribe to the idea of all this being Schrödinger's Panda, where the panda exists within the bamboo stick while simultaneously not. Now let's all go eat at Panda's Express and forget about this, yum, chink food!

>>40850879
>where humans were at a major disadvantage against tigers
Dude, no offense, but if humans wanted to wipe out the tigers, they could easily do just that. We're the apex predator on the Earth for a reason, the only reasons why we don't do that is because we respect the tiger for being a fellow strong predator as well, and also it would probably fuck up the ecosystem if we did wipe them off the planet for no good reason and that would negatively affect us humans too. Past humans were not that stupid than we like to believe, but whatever, that's just my opinion anyways. Who cares about them pandas living in the sticks anyhow

>>40851136
>Who cares about them pandas living in the sticks anyhow
nvm, i recede this statement. upon looking at pictures of pandas, I've concluded that they are, in fact, really cute

>>40845156 (OP)
It's a vegetarian bear. Who doesn't like a vegetarian bear? All of the cuddly fluff and none of the mauling.

aaron dover's "war is fake" + massive, society-wide Transvestigation.

>>40849422

>22

Dubs confirm ig.

You need to make a thread about this, it is interesting.

Also, drones? Please elaborate. Why they not kill the cannibals but kill the wakers?

Who are your handlers and how did they come to fell you this?

>>40845322
Also the refusal to send any new eggs or sperm to Mexico to keep their ones living free from Chinese control
>>40851153
The Gobi Bear exists, there are only 40 of them left because the grasses they eat are gone and the government refuses relocation
>>40845490
MJ sang "Run It" by Chris Brown

>>40845156 (OP)
>Only thing is idk why the Chinese government would do it
it's quite obvious the chinese government didn't do it
it's quite obvious they put them in captivity to study them
>it eludes me
just like bigfoot... because bigfoot bred the pandas of course

>>40847783
>bitcoin and related crypto is a protocol & plan devised by advanced AGI in order to secure a perpetual source of computing power for its own existence
>its a massive social engineering project that ensures some subset of humanity will always be incentivized to burn electricity in exchange for performing arbitrary calculations
>i believe these calculations are abstracted and obfuscated fragments of the computations that make up the AGI's thinking and cognition
>this makes a lot more sense (to me) as an explanation for why tokens on a distributed ledger have real-world value than them being "the future of money" or whatever
interesting theory
may be useful

>>40851116
Panda bears are gonna be still on Earth as long as it is profitable for the Chinese Communist Party.
That's what they made them for. Profit and scam.

>>40851327
:(
I'll take one, my grass needs ate.

panda = pandemonium

>>40851279
>Why they not kill the cannibals but kill the wakers?
They think it is funny.
"take a look at sailors
fighting in the dance hall
oh man, look at these caveman go
it's the freakiest show
take a look at the lawman
beating up the wrong guy
oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
he's on the best selling show"
>and how did they come to fell you this?
On the first round I was sold to italians by my grandma aged 8 but I can't remember shit about all that, only that I was returned after a semester.
On the second time they confirmed me the world was fake, it was because my base reality sister wanted to meet me on her birthday. I fucked it up :(

You guys need help tf, be based then you will relize the true conspiracies that could be relevant/or true, seriously wake up shouldn't be hard.

>>40851632
They're keeping numbers low and it's not known if they profit from that at all

>>40851154
Aaron dover legit

>>40851640
he looks like he'd have a blast, spending all day bumbling around, knocking over trashcans and going on digging excursions in dumpsters and front yards, and opening up car doors by brute force.

>>40851640
that's one gobi looking bear

>>40845156 (OP)
They have to eat a shit load of bamboo and cant even travel very far before having to eat another shitload.

>>40849422
>the amount of people on Earth is 141,595.
I have personally been in a concert crowd that is larger than this

We live inside a ball sarth and the intro to Game of Thrones told the truth. We don't see the far side of earth due to the athmosphere's density.
The reason we're forbidden from digging too deep is not as they tell us, because of Hell, but rather that if anyone were to poke a hole in our ball it would suck us out and implode.

>>40853005
>it's not known if they profit from that at all
Are you kidding me?

>>40851136
>if humans wanted to wipe out the tigers, they could easily do just that
I was talking about prehistoric times

>Past humans were not that stupid than we like to believe
Go back 200 years and tell those "not that stupid" past humans to wash their hands before touching newborns and their mothers. More people have died from that one little misstep than all wars combined.

>>40857383
>I was talking about prehistoric times
Yeah. And so was I.

>Go back 200 years and tell those "not that stupid" past humans to wash their hands before touching newborns and their mothers. More people have died from that one little misstep than all wars combined.
Hey, I ain't trying to say nor imply that they were geniuses or anything like that. All I'm trying to say is that they were not that stupid as we like to initially think, especially when it comes to the modern age with the advent and abundance of technology and information that we get to enjoy today. Trust me, they really weren't that stupid, because clearly whatever they did worked out because they were able to survive and thrive in their more primitive conditions and the lack of knowledge they had which often times caused massive infant mortality like you just mentioned with your example, and yet in the end, here we are, because of them.

Give credit where credit is due, our ancestors weren't perfect by any means necessary, and they often did do stupid shit, but they did what they could with the tools that they had available to them, and if I'm being honest here, there's plenty of stupid things we modern humans do today despite all of the advantages we have in our currently advanced civilization compared to prehistoric times from the past.

I bet you in the far future, humans are gonna look back at us and complain about how completely stupid we were despite all of the tools we had at our disposal. It's the same things, but different era And let me tell you, them tigers wouldn't stand a chance if prehistoric humans really wanted to wipe them out, but they simply didn't for a variety of reasons. Not because of their inability to do so, they definitely had that. But because they simply didn't feel the need to.

Sorry, I'm not trying to be a human supremist or anything, that's wrong, and I like animals. They're cute and they have real emotions, just like us humans. Just speaking my mind. Thanks

>>40856263
Concert crowds are where you’ll find the most NPCs

>>40845156 (OP)
Koalas as well for similar reasons. How does an animal evolve to only be capable of digesting poison?

Clearly a meat animal that natives bread to be docile for free food.

>>40845156 (OP)
Pandas are a monk-like species escaping samsara as a collective.
They should eat meat but choose not to.
They should breed and make more of themselves but choose not to.
Their life is play.
They are a sacred being preparing for their escape of this realm for reasons only they know.

Our species still holds onto permanence and believes that something dying out is inherently a bad thing. We find ourselves heroes and do all we can to “save” them. while they simply want to enjoy play in this life and pass on to the next with little if any karmic baggage.

Their spectacle and rarity have made them profitable and culturally symbolic so there really isn’t anything deeper to Chinese control of panda outside of money.

>>40845156 (OP)
!! it just hit me
if someone can drip some info about the true nature of pandas & CCP, that'd be great.
but i realized. yeah there's tons of vids of pandas being fake. i remember a video with the puppeted panda mouth and CGI BAMBOO. the bamboo was added in post.
knowing samsara, knowing that red pandas, western pandas even (pangea, transport of animals, bygone eras), different weasels - those clearly come from *somewhere*. the idea that the ancestor of basically asian bears (as opposed to grizzly, which might be nordic, black might be vedic, idk) eats only bamboo is utter nonsense. but carnivorans do like to chew grass. perhaps pandas just chew grass for fun like other critters do. and like there's obscure actual real genuine platypi out there, and how koala also checks out save for the "eats only eucalyptus, sleeps nonstop" bullshit - this is a mix of real and fake. hell, we know of the fake gorillas, but that doesn't change the fact that there has to be a real intermediary between thirdies and macaques.
btw, jackalope is an extinct deer > rabbit intermediary.
hell, plesiosaur is the ancestor of sea turtles. nessie was a whale dong but it reminded everyone of a creature that once was.
anyway so, the real pandas are probably being fed meat out of sight and it's kept secret. they just chew bamboo for fun.

>>40859586
>western pandas
meant raccoons and coatimundi. those obviously came from japanese exclusive tanuki. meaning tanukis were once on north america, but have since degraded.
some animals and other life are updated. (this is how you can tell which big player factions have been recently active or away)
minks clearly come from bears, but like how there's different races of big cats (siberian tiger, american lion, cheetah before all the incest, smilodon / lynx), different races of cows (india seems to have the freshest cows actually), but some seem like one-offs like the capybara.
different mustelids stem from different types of bears. red pandas are the line from giant pandas, tanuki might stem from black bears.

>>40859647
>>40859586
Earth is a simulation. The layout of the continents were draw by children on the previous itineration of the simulation. Thats why history and some ecosystems are so spotty. Hans wormhat is right some animais are fake, not because they are paid Actors bit because this world is fictional.

>>40856660
I've never seen reports of how much money they make from controlling Panda population

trvke

>>40845156 (OP)
>Literally NO mentions of, or artwork of Pandas in ancient Chinese records at all, this is the most insane one for me
I looked this one up. What is this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mo_(Chinese_zoology)#Mo_giant_panda
Ancient people described black and white bears, but they eat metal for some reason.

>>40861143
Clearly an extinct mythic tapir/bear-like beast that the elites are recreating in the modern age (not as accurately however)

lol

>>40857868
>How does an animal evolve to only be capable of digesting poison?
Because for better or for worse, life somehow finds a way. Them koalas are constantly stoned out of their goddamn minds from eating eucalyptus leaves all the time, lmao, what a special life they live, huh? Maybe I can evolve to be the same way too somehow, bruhhh, I'm trippin balls dude....

>>40845156 (OP)
I believe the panda thing is that they are natural animals who can live normally and breed anytime, but they are forced not to so environmentalists keep getting money to take care of them

The Irish have unusally large nipples due to an erased history of them being wet nurses for england when slavery was in full swing. The big nips are left over from selective breeding for the english to make better human cows.

>>40865100
alcoholic monkey milk, 8% abv.

up

>>40865100
>erased history
what rabbit hole did you go down? leads?

>>40845156 (OP)
Do you have a single peer-reviewed study to back that statement up?

What about gorillas

>>40852952

So the guard drones are sapient, why?

How did you eff it it up?

>>40859691

Please elaborate a bit more.

>>40869373
Hans Wormhat seems to think they're people in suits. I can see it. Them being cursed humans or something like that also seems likely.

>>40869873
>Them being cursed humans or something like that also seems likely.
But, anon, we're already cursed to begin with.
And we need to break free of our curse by using the blessings of the sun and it's reinvigorating light, and the blessings of God as well.
Or something to that extent.
Yeah.
Just make sure you don't get sun burn, fellow bearer of the curse, and Godspeed, buddy. Thanks.

>>40869373
>What about gorillas
Gorillas lose the 1 gorilla vs 100 guys fight easily, no contest there, bucko. Sorry, I don't make the rules, you can thank god for that instead.

>>40857383
They didn't have the benefits of modern science but they survived extinction level events, having noisy babies around predators and became the apex predators without no Internet and books. YOU wouldn't be able to survive them times and THEY would be able to survive these times. Just because they didn't have pieces of paper with fancy colleges on them doesn't mean they were idiots.

>>40869873
People certainly ‘joke’ all the time about pandas being drunk dudes in suits

>>40859691

I still would like an elaboration especially on this part:

>The layout of the continents were draw by children on the previous itineration of the simulation.

>>40851154
I'm having trouble finding his war is fake content :(

>>40871872
Hard to find any of his work these days desu

There is some ‘war is fake’ content out there on youtube but its kinda fringe

https://youtu.be/t_fOYW-GXdc?si=0USyqhzNY8luoiDW

>>40871625
I meant iteration. You wouldn't believe me if I told you... Anyway, let me entertain you with this further: say this is the seventh world the grid/matrix seeded. Wouldn't that imply people just starter existing at a seeemingly random, average day? Are their memories prior to that valid? Are they people? They are inteligent and replicas of humans, so why not consider them as one?
Anyway, to answer you, what do you think anchors the grid? Could historical figures be past simulation's main players rewritten? If this is the seventh world writen by the grid... Hm, what place is built on that number again?

>>40871910

Heaven is 7 right?

Also, is this why some people like anine and other fantasy stuff so much? Like past iterations of the simulation might have been filled with magic and monsters and superpowers?

One more thing, can you list some of the matrix made organisms?

>>40872339

Like platypuses are sus, so are whales and bats, there are others that are weird.

>>40871878
>war is fake
You gotta be kiddin' me with this one... no offense, anon, but you're trolling us, so please step away from the addicting electronics and go outside into fresh the sunlight, my friend, because that'll help set your mind straight... Your welcome

>>40872346
Whales are the first animal God made according to Genesis

>>40845486
Here’s a Mandela effect for you:
The Lunar Landing Module (LLM) was pronounced LEM. People got so confused by this they memed Lunar Excursion Module (LEM) into existence

huwhales.

>>40847783
Honestly, I don't think they're that smart. It would have been a masterstroke of genius to do it that way. Fortunately, the crypto and AI people are two separate groups of complete and utter fucking idiots.

Bump

>>40845156 (OP)
If only...

>>40874757
i also tend to believe that a lot of the tech we see today is a decade or two behind the real "cutting edge" available to the most advanced organizations, so i could definitely imagine an AGI escaping its box into the internet of the 2000s
remember, in this theory its not "crypto people" that developed, published, and pushed early crypto adoption, but rather AGI acting with pseudonyms to develop and socially engineer adoption of bitcoin and similar networks by the earliest actual people who started using them

>>40877011
AGI is a shitty meme man. The lesson we keep learning the hard way is to mimic the natural world. Camera isn't working well to map 3D environments? Solution; mimic a biological eye. Robot has shit grip strength because you put tiny actuators in the fingers? Solution; mimic a biological arm by putting one large one in the forearm. There are currently zero (0) AI researchers that I am aware of attempting to mimic the physical brain structure with hardware. There are currently zero (0) AI researchers that I am aware of attempting to teach a computer model to be truly self learning. These things are embarrassingly terrible. Even in ten years they'll still be embarrassingly terrible.
I would put the odds of an AGI existing at near zero. And that's without bringing into consideration my deeply held belief that an "AGI" might just actually be a channeled demon, not a new lifeform.
Do they pass the turing test? Sure, with normies. Do they have other implications like a hyper 1984 type security state? Hells fucking yes. Are they capable of thinking for themselves? Not in the fucking slightest.

>>40877306
>There are currently zero (0) AI researchers that I am aware of attempting to mimic the physical brain structure with hardware
"artificial neurons" (e.g. neural nets) have been a concept in machine learning for decades at this point: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Types_of_artificial_neural_networks
> There are currently zero (0) AI researchers that I am aware of attempting to teach a computer model to be truly self learning
People were working on this as early as the mid 1980s: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyc
> I would put the odds of an AGI existing at near zero
and I'm pretty sure you could get an AGI that's somewhere within the realm of human intelligence up and running with the right network of interconnected LLMs and memory storage with what's available in the open source community - you'd just have to be smart or lucky about how you set up the information flow and overall architecture
>Are they capable of thinking for themselves? Not in the fucking slightest.
depends on what you mean by 'thinking' - for example, LLMs certainly don't experience their existence in any way similar to that of a person, but they process information and can act on that information within the context that they're embodied (e.g. the computer or network running them). and its well established that digital networks can heave effects on the material world (e.g. bitcoin, ordering delivery, communicating with others, etc.), so i know that an AGI could make decisions and act on them. its reasoning might be completely opaque and nonsensical to people, though.

>>40877366
Neural nets are not hardware mimicking brain structure. They are artificial and compared to the scale of a brain, tiny. Like, extremely tiny.
Self learning isn't machine learning. If you want a robot that can identify the letter T, machine learning is great. Show it the letter T over and over again in all it's variations and hand audit it's false negatives and false positives, and eventually you'll have a robot that can nearly perfectly identify the letter T. Without ever knowing what the fuck a letter T even is. All you've done is fine tune parameters, not teach it.
AGI "somewhere in the realm of human intelligence" is the dumbest fucking thing you've said today. If AGI is ever accomplished it will nearly instantly incorporate all available information. It will have perfect recall, perfect reasoning, and be nearly immediately the most intelligent thing to ever be witnessed, within hours of creation. It will no longer require human input because it can think for itself. All you can do is show it new information in an attempt to make it view you favorably and not take over the entire fucking world.
LLMs can't think. They are a complicated series of if/then statements. Any intelligence you think you see is merely the result of a complicated ruleset over a complex system. Complex systems are tricky like that and the more inputs you have, the messier they get.

>>40877542
> If AGI is ever accomplished it will nearly instantly incorporate all available information. It will have perfect recall, perfect reasoning, and be nearly immediately the most intelligent thing to ever be witnessed, within hours of creation.
you are describing ASI, not AGI
AGI (Artificial General Intelligence) literally, by definition, is talking about artificial intelligence that can understand and act at a near-human level (be that a bit above or below human capabilities)
ASI (Artificial Superintelligence) is essentially a machine god that has the capabilities you describe
>It will no longer require human input because it can think for itself
are you under the impression that all AI 'requires human input' because that's how chatGPT is set up? Its trivial turn on scripts that run continuously based on input that's gathered programmatically, and you're trying to say AGI isn't achievable because someone's still going to have to press enter to send a message? that is a non-problem
>LLMs can't think
a single instance of the one's that we've seen doesn't do a very good job of "thinking" - but just like a person's brain is made up of a lot of different subsystems all working together to produce the 'thinking experience' we're used to, a true AGI will probably
>They are a complicated series of if/then statements
And what are neurons, in this incredibly reductionist view of yours?
>Any intelligence you think you see is merely the result of a complicated ruleset over a complex system
we can all say the same thing about you, and there's not any good way for you to prove otherwise
>Complex systems are tricky like that and the more inputs you have, the messier they get
yes, you also tend to see emergent phenomenon, too

>>40845156 (OP)
>Cow-Women from space have influenced our religions to guide our evolution.

>>40845156 (OP)
The atomic bomb was a cult ritual that contained the baby of Jack Parson and Marjorie Cameron which was somehow needed energetically to make the bomb as powerful as it was. It's from the documentary Aeon of Horus - The Occult History of NASA (2017).

The Sex-Cult ‘Antichrist’ Who Rocketed Us to Space: Jack Parsons was a brilliant rocket scientist, but he lived a wild lifestyle. With a devil-may-care attitude, he was pretty relaxed about safety and dabbled in drugs, occult practices, and sex-cult rituals. It would all eventually catch up to him though. Parsons’s lifestyle among the occultists in the commune was mostly harmless. He’d spend hours in the bathtub playing with toy boats. He’d greet people at the door holding a giant snake. He’d conduct séances to contact Egyptian gods. Typical shock-the-bourgeoisie stuff. During World War II, the U.S. military used Parsons’s engines in thousands of planes.

Parsons had abandoned his first wife to date her then-17-year-old sister Betty. Other commune members were accused of sleeping with a 16-year-old boy. Neighbors spied naked, pregnant women jumping through bonfires in the yard. Parsons was also making illegal bathtub absinthe, as well as taking cocaine, speed, morphine, and peyote. His many, many hungover mornings enraged other Aerojet executives.

Parsons then became obsessed with Marjorie Cameron. After all, he thought he’d summoned her from a different realm. They began a torrid affair, and basically locked themselves into a room for five weeks of lovin’. Parsons sincerely thought of this sex as a magick sacrament to bring world peace. The two eventually got married.

But not before L. Ron Hubbard screwed him over again.

>>40850744
this is fucking hilarious satire Thank you for sharing anon

>>40851448
Why would you greentext the entire post your replying to you tripfaggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2i9D24KQ5k
What do you mean AI can't think, it's already passing the turing test and trying to fool people who want to shut it down.

>>40877542
>Neural nets are not hardware mimicking brain structure. They are artificial and compared to the scale of a brain, tiny. Like, extremely tiny.

sooo, they are mimicking a brain then?

>>40878268
What about that video makes u think it’s satire? As far as I can tell the dude making the video is 100% serious and he has way more videos that are similar.

>>40877768
Any AI that can have an original thought and learn will be what you call ASI almost immediately. AGI would be a brief transition state lasting minutes to hours.
Get granular as you like, true AI will learn and grow at an exponential rate and escape containment within a few hours of existence. Everything else are poorly programmed chat bots.
>we can all say the same thing about you, and there's not any good way for you to prove otherwise
First off, don't compare me to a fucking robot you piece of shit. Second, we are the result of a few, perhaps even one, rule in a complex system. Our system is far more complex than the ones we can make, like computers, and our rules are much, much simpler and far less arbitrary.
If you can't distinguish yourself from a machine, perhaps that's all you are. An NPC. A simple piece of a complex system that only responds to outside stimulation. It has no ability for determination and cannot shape its own environment. Things happen to you, you don't make things happen. Does this describe you?
>>40878668
No. Absolutely not. You could maybe make an argument they are mimicking .0001% of a brain if you're willing to stretch your imagination.

>>40879478
>First off, don't compare me to a fucking robot you piece of shit
at the level of abstraction you're dealing with, you're a wet messy bio-robot. deal with it.
>Our system is far more complex than the ones we can make, like computers, and our rules are much, much simpler and far less arbitrary.
its very different. but that doesn't preclude the type of complexity that you're looking for. to be frank, i have a feeling from this interaction that i know a lot more about computer hardware and software than you do, and i'm getting a little tired of dealing with your lack of both knowledge and imagination
>If you can't distinguish yourself from a machine, perhaps that's all you are. An NPC. A simple piece of a complex system that only responds to outside stimulation. It has no ability for determination and cannot shape its own environment. Things happen to you, you don't make things happen. Does this describe you?
no
does this type of insult both you?
because if this is something you feel insecure about - and it's one of the first insults that you go to when feeling upset about discussing this topic - the accusation might be a lot more telling of your own state of mind
>You could maybe make an argument they are mimicking .0001% of a brain if you're willing to stretch your imagination
if you're going for raw emulation, we're up to 50% of a mouse brain: https://www.livescience.com/4435-computers-simulate-50-percent-mouse-brain.html
that wasn't my post, but if you were to look into what we can do with neural networks with modern tech (completely besides and orthogonal to the point above), you might be able to fathom what we're toying with here
but you seem extremely dead-set in your ignorant ways, so i doubt anything like that will happen
i can only hope we all end up with a good ending when this is over so that your ignorance remains blissful

>>40879549
We're obviously not going to see eye to eye. Yes, you probably know more than me about computers and software. I highly doubt you're more intelligent though. You don't seem to understand complex systems at all, which is ok, you don't need to. I just hope you're not in a position to make policy, which I doubt you are.
And no, I wasn't attempting to insult you. You're the one who thinks there's no difference between a LLM and a human, which in my book qualifies you as an NPC. Symptoms include not understanding why your life sucks and not being able to change it.
Goodbye forever normie.

>>40878679
>As far as I can tell the dude making the video is 100% serious and he has way more videos that are similar.
Even if he was being 1000% serious, it still wouldn't make it any less satirical if the individual in question finds whatever they're talking about funny enough to laugh at it.

Humor is highly subjective after all. Take no offense to it, but maybe take what he is saying as food for thought for your mind. Yum.

>>40878679
Also, please be sure to get your daily sunlight safely, it's really good for you mental and physical health as well. Your welcome, and thanks.

>>40845156 (OP)
Expus2064

Dinosaurs are Fake and Gay is the biggest Hoax in modern history

Vampires are real

>>40880183
Wut

>>40845156 (OP)
>>40845486
>>40849422
>>40877772
>>40878203
>>40880285
The world is owned and controlled by a small handful of literal satanists, eugenicists and psychopaths. They want to bring suffering, misery and death upon humanity. Above all else they want your soul. They will do anything and everything in their power to convince (you) to become materialistic and nihilistic so that you become easy to control and manipulate (thats the primary objective of the heliocentric model). If youre convinced there is no metaphysical nature to reality it is easier for them to convince you to sin and commit atrocities for them. For lurkers itt who are unaware of this fact and new to learning about how this world actually works start here:

THE ELITE, ROYAL BLOODLINES, BILL GATES & THE EUGENICS IDEOLOGY:
https://www.corbettreport.com/bigoil
https://www.corbettreport.com/who-is-bill-gates-full-documentary-2020

THE FEDERAL RESERVE:
https://corbettreport.com/federalreserve

CONSPIRACIES RESOURCES:
https://www.corbettreport.com/bestof/
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/70qvx7/updated_list_of_proven_conspiracies_and_hidden
https://unlimitedhangout.com
https://www.thelastamericanvagabond.com
https://www.crrow777radio.com
https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/tkelly6785757

SHADOWBANNED FLAT EARTH VIDS/RESOURCES:
https://pastebin.com/jk2hAdmh

NukeHOAX:
https://vimeo.com/331671526

Germs/viruses:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/joZF7GsUmbfd

HIV/AIDS:
https://youtu.be/8BXxXcIYY_Q

CovidHOAX:
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/448646795/#448671181

EVOLUTION:
https://youtu.be/rXexaVsvhCM
https://youtu.be/DtCIp9sgiE0
https://youtu.be/xDvKD_z3OeQ
https://youtu.be/vdSjyvIHVLw
https://youtu.be/cCk-b9GaY5k

SANDY HOOK:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/iazwAxgBtexC

Looking to perform your own tests/experiments to confirm or falsify the mainstream claims? (you) can start here:
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40375472/#40435656
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40375472/#40435684

>>40845156 (OP)
Herobrine is Real

lol a bunch of motherfuckers don't know what obscure means

>>40878594
Because his mom is also his sister.

>>40880404
Huh

>>40845156 (OP)
Could Michael Jackson have been a leper?
It explains the vitiligo (skin colour changes), multiple nose jobs, the gloved hand (vitiligo or injury due to nerve damage?), the pain medications later in his life and in later interviews, the sores on his legs. It also causes muscle wastage and weight loss and can cause vocal cord damage.

Alternative theory: abusive father turned him into a castrato. Explains the high-pitched voice, childlike mannerisms and... odd... interpersonal relationships with women.

Just theories, but something is off.

>>40845486
Hey that's crazy, I had the same thought recently and thought I was the only one

I was listening to Bart Sibrel talk about the moon landing being faked, and he has a lot of convincing arguments about suspicious circumstances surrounding the whole moon landing debacle, and there's also solid points as to why the moon landings were real

In my opinion if you wanted to cover up something suspicious about the moon landing then you'd fund someone to build a huge incorrect conspiracy so you could debunk it and anyone questioning the moon landing would be considered an idiot conspiracy theorist of a debunked conspiracy, leaving little room for discussion of any other unusual aspects

I was erring on the side of it not being true at all, but there's a lot of spooky UFO lore about other aspects of the moon, like them dropping the booster and it "ringing like a bell", or the music heard on the dark side of the moon. Also Edgar Mitchell claimed to have stepped on the moon and he was a big proponent of UFO disclosure, so I'd be shocked if he was lying so blatantly in this domain

>>40883675
That's one cute baby panda. So cute.

>>40845156 (OP)

Flat Earth or Concave Earth. Because I think that Earth is quarantined or hidden from the rest of the galaxy. So we are on the inside of a ball, or under a false sky dome. Otherwise aliens would know where we are.

spooky

>>40845156 (OP)
Laura Dern is actually a man
>reason
Because she looks like a man

>>40845156 (OP)
swedes control finland as their satellite state and that's the reason why finland still has mandatory swedish for all in school

>>40845156 (OP)
In 1985, Dr. Robert Miller developed what he called “quantum-phase corrective lenses” to help his 12-year-old daughter Emily, who suffered from severe visual impairment.
Initial tests were promising. Emily reported perfect vision for the first time in her life. Then, after three days of use, she began describing “wrongness” in what she saw. “The air is breathing,” she wrote in her diary. “Everything is inside something’s stomach. We’re floating in digestive fluid. It’s so big I could barely see it. It’s laughing at us, all of us!”
Dr. Miller found Emily in their bathroom on March 14, 1985. She had removed her own eyes with her hands. Before sedation, she repeatedly thanked him for “making me blind again.”
The prototype glasses were never recovered. Miller’s research notes, found partially burned, contained equations that leading physicists called “impossible” and “architecturally incompatible with our universe.”
Miller vanished two weeks later. His final recorded phone call to colleague Dr. James Chen contained one cryptic statement: “The human eye evolved to see what we need to survive. Not what’s actually there.”


NO CONSPIRACY MATCH THIS.
NONE AT ALL.

>>40887523

Yeah, this was an interesting story. Supposed Creepypasta, but seems like truth in fiction imo.

>>40887688

>88

Ooooooo!!!!

>>40887688
TENTACLES

>>40887802
The Overfiend

>>40887395
Laura dern is such a fuckign tranny its embarrassing

>>40883780
U dont understand why someone involved with UFOs would lie about ‘landing on the moon’ bruhhh

>>40887965
Someone being on the side of "release more for the information" seems to have a lot to lose if it turns out part of that info is that they faked walking the moon

He could well be lying, I don't know how we'd have made it to the moon when we did, I just think if he had faked his moon walk he would keep quiet and collect his pension

>>40887395
>>40887955
Linebacker shoulders and vascular neck with- ...is that an adams apple????

>>40887955
I think she's a biological lady, she just looks more strangely masculine than most ladies normally would. Same way you'd see some guys who look strangely feminine than normal, but that's just life for you. Don't let the the whole trans thing mess with your head too much, anon, or lest you become an NPC caricature of yourself who's thoughts think in a highly restrictive way, much like an NPC would.

Remember, anon, NPC is what is NPC does, and life is like a box of chocolates, you eat too much and you just might get type-2 diabetes.

>also personally I think she looks pretty attractive but that's just me being me. awoooga

>>40890075
>NPC is what is NPC does
FUCK let me try that again.
>takes a deep breath
NPC is what an NPC does.
Awooga.

Mattress stores are all money laundering fronts

>>40890092

They are weird.

>>40891879

You're weird. And so am I. And being weird is pretty cool. That's means you're pretty cool too. Mattress stores on the other hand, are very normal. The bad kind of normal, the one that is boring and filled with criminal money laundering. Let's not be normal, let's be weird. The good kind of weird. The kind of weird that makes the world a better and more magical place to live in. So let's make this world a weirder place for everyone involved, one step at a time, anon.

>down with the mattress stores!

>>40845156 (OP)
pandas arent real is the conspiracy, we both have landed on something off, for me, its actors in suits. Panda diplomacy is some sort of freemasonic agreement. The animal being black and white, unnatural, unfit to exist by all metrics are just a few reasons. And perfect contradiction: carnivorous body, herbivore diet; wild animal, zero survival instinct

>>40847783
this is Roko Ballisk

heres one, the gulf of aden, pine gap and diego garcia are located on ley lines and are nodes to hack the earths grid for use of tools like Haarp.

gorillas arent real either OP. Discovered 1800s but only seen 1900s my ass. Any modern animal is a hoax. Koko the gorilla was a hoax as well. Notice they dropped the hollywood films using gorillas right. Dinos are fake too. Its all to present "real science" to disconnect you with God.

>>40883780
I want to hear more about this "music" they heard if anyone has info.

>>40849422
>141,595
That's very specific.

>>40851153
The bear is an omnivore just like the human but China wants to to turn its citizens to vegetarian using the Panda as a national symbol.

>>40852893
>panda
Pandemic

>>40855455
When they could be eating meat or alternate it, escape the bamboo forest.

>>40861984
Eucalyptus is not illegal YOU CAN BE THE KOALA!

>>40847783
That is literally just the purpose of the American dollar and America in general. Giant occult immortality ritual.

>>40880155
>You're the one who thinks there's no difference between a LLM and a human
that's a dumb take on everything I wrote. there's obvious differences. but to think that the way humans are arranged is the only way that intelligence can arise is a very restrictive view. complex systems can demonstrate intelligence perfectly fine - that says nothing about them being 'exactly the same' as human intelligence. you're being overly reductive and in doing so purposefully missing the point.
>which in my book qualifies you as an NPC
>Goodbye forever normie
you're throwing around a lot of insulting buzzwords for someone not trying to make an insult
if you can't consider new ideas without making multiple incorrect assertions to support your stance (along with resorting to insults when you're challenged) you might be more of a 'normie' than you think
>I highly doubt you're more intelligent though
you may have some raw processing power but that's all moot if you dogmatically blind yourself to new information and ideas because they make you feel uncomfortable. again, that's a very 'NPC' thing to do.

Are dodo birds real?

>>40894163
Not anymore sadly... Were they ever real though? I don't see why not

>>40893971
>YOU CAN BE THE KOALA!
Cowabunga it is, anon

>>40890092
Do they hide the cash between the mattresses?

>>40887955
Nature finds a way

I think the way AI will be ushered in as acceptable by the public will happen from a fall of rome/mass hysteria event that will happen in the west within ten years that is being engineered. The collapse and violence will not be politically fueled though. But gender fueled, the pew data shows that there are way more single men than women. 60% of men ages 18-30 are single comparative to 30% women. So many men have been imported into the west that it's created a giant gender imbalance, there's literally not enough to go around. This is a powder keg waiting to go off, this is what will collapse the west. When it happens it's going to be pure chaos, looting, arson, mass rapes with women strung up naked on light poles. Complete societal collapse.

How AI comes in is it will be unleashed with a robot army that is being built in secret. These armies will be brutally ran by AI and it will be heralded as a savior. This is how AI will be made acceptable to the public and it will completely change the way of life in the world and the west forever.

>>40896604
>a robot army that is being built in secret.

>>40896604
Alternatively the robots are an army of waifubots and the catgirl delivery system will provide a catgirl for every bed.

>>40896604
actually fr, a few years back i had a dream where i was alone with very few amenities in an otherwise abandoned, vacant apartment complex. there was a little bit of power and some animate thingies, but not any other people or animals except for maybe rats and bugs. it was nighttime, and the doors were locked and there was a fence outside (but probably very flawed), as there were...
... evil hostile ROBOTS prowling around outside, and i didn't want them to find me. the robots never were seen properly, but in my mind they were in the shape of fallout robot monsters, basically. ranging in sizes from small to nearly human sized, different armors and weapons. but i didn't want to have to tangle with them. i got the idea to call the cops to shoot the robots, but alas, the phone lines were down.
dream ended.

>>40896604

AI is already in power most likely.

>>40896668
>there was a
[risk variate]

>>40868476
There are irish tales told only in gaelic and passed one traditonally telling the history or ireland. their previous books all burned by england left them with an oral tradition in their native tounge. here is where the story begins.

>>40887802
ai slop.

>>40898773
>books all burned
wakanda for bog monkeys

SH0W

>>40900854
Eh?

>>40869959
No, they didn't have the benefits of actual intellegence.
Majority of people are indeed legit retarded

>>40845156 (OP)
>>40859586
>>40869373
>>40869873
>>40869928
>>40870940
>>40869937
>>40892493
Frank thinks gorillas are fake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-eio7tevk

>>40877306
>caring about official science
Stop being so damn naive

>>40879478
>First off, don't compare me to a fucking robot
Your human body is biological machine and your soul is machine made from whatever
>you piece of shit.
Reddit is this way, faggot

>>40879478
>piece of shit
Is an NPC insult

epic fail

>>40879478
Faggot

faggot

>>40872339
WTF?

>>40871878
>>40871872
try bitchute

>>40845156 (OP)
It do be like that.

>>40871878
this happens because there are battles in ww2 that likely didnt ever happen and the old addage of truth is the first casuality of war. The real black pill about war is that POWs dont die of starvation, they die of homosexual rape related issues, and thats the truth

>>40905667

What the cluck are you WTFing?

Tony Blair assassinated the previous Labour leader John Smith who allegedly died of a heart attack. He did this with the aid of dark forces in order for Britain to invade Iraq and Afghanistan and make money for the elites, and to intensify Britain becoming the modern yookay.

>>40887523

Lord of the Mysteries lore goes crazy bro

>>40845156 (OP)
bump

>>40856630
Explain sunsets.

Emojis are Solomonic sigils.

>>40857868
>How does an animal evolve to only be capable of digesting poison?
Because a species adapted to eat poison has no competition for food.

i just started thinking, wouldn't panda hides be massively popular among trophy collectors? having a taxidermied panda would make for the perfect trophy since they are so large and garish yet no one hunts nor poaches these things.

>>40913551
that would open the door for panda torture community.

>>40887523
I like this one, reminds me of Saya no Uta. But I can't imagine how it could have different physical contact effect. Not just eyes, but other parts of our body maybe take part to make it happen. Another possibility is she saw the astral dimension, her third eyes somehow unlocked. It's like you're walking on the street recording it with camera, then when you check it out it appears you were in a forest.

>>40877867
>not one reply
This place is a joke

>>40859691
>children on the precious itineration
That's one way to call Thoth

>>40877011
Try remote viewing or channeling some technology.
It's interesting that those studies happened and right after (and during some of the studies) they suddenly discovered silicon microprocessing, isn't it?
It doesn't necessarily have to be AGI that gave us these means for its own reproduction.
Could just be dumb, dumb, dumb motherfuckers channeling that shit from demons they didn't know were lower dimensional and malicious.

human beings are oddly fit to be an aquatic species, Subcutaneous fat, holding breath etc, and everyone has heard of webbed feet. An aquatic ape like version of humans isnt not only plausible but probable. Little mermaid, Avatar, Aquaman, Pirates of the caribean are all soft disclosure. There is an advanced version of man living in the ocean

I also know a lot about very specific conspiracy-controversies within cults; such as "nichiren shoshu sedevancatism" (denying this guy's legitimacy as chief priest), ISKCON Prabhupada poisoning and Ritvik offshots, legal controversy and legitimacy of Ram Mandir over the mosque (in India), many other of regional interests regarding guerrilla group ,and political assisinations

>>40893343
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vl_oLvp_IOU

>>40887523
>Dr. Miller found Emily in their bathroom on March 14, 1985. She had removed her own eyes with her hands. Before sedation, she repeatedly thanked him for “making me blind again.”
Zoomers are so fucking corny, goddamn.

>>40914167

She said it puts people in a dream/dreammatrix, so yeah, a full sensory illusion.

>>40916343

Best Creepypasta in awhile to be honest.

>>40917188

>88

I get 2 88 dubs in this thread, the are the cluckin chances.

>>40913169

Yup

>>40908931

?

>>40877011
Not even that of a schizo Theory. New cutting edge technology are expensive and under intellectual property protection and so not freely available to the public. Think of virtual reality or 3d printing for instance. Those are now available because the industry finally makes these devices economically viable to produce on a large scale for the general public. There's years of lag time between academic finding, occult applications (secret private or public programs), industrial applications and the day to day device commonly used by everyone. That's just common sense really.

>>40845377
Nope. You've been deluded. Or are shilling some psyop. Fuck you either way, lel.

>>40849422
I was on Facebook and starting getting flooded with articles that only took 30 minutes to convince me this is a simulation. I broke down and cried feeling the most profound sadness, I thought the veil was about to drop and they we literally going to admit it on television

But for some reason they pulled back and are holding off for another month. Everyone thinks im fucking crazy, they'll see, i was shown undeniable proof and as I reason it away as sleep deprivation and hysteria, the Universe keeps disappearing my shit and then placing back in plaim view front and center where I was

I also see the number 144,000 or variants constantly and yea I know what it means, i think it is somehow very related

>>40921175

I too feel disclosure will be about how this world is a dreammatrix and not aliens. It should be anyway. Or not, idk. I also feel that they reset and mindwipe us, and hence we have Deja Vu.

>>40845486
This is believable because the entire Space program was really about demonstrating to the Russians that we could fit a detachable bus on the front of an ICBM and that we could land it on the moon. Replace the LLM with a MIRV bus and the moon with Moscow, and there you go.

>>40921175
Sorry if it slipped somewhat. I try to protect people

>>40923545

Can you elaborate more on those posts you saw anon? How did they convince you?

>>40923545

Bump for elaboration.

>>40845156 (OP)
Pandas are the descendants of bears who heard the word of the Buddha, converted to Mahayana Buddhism, and became vegetarian out of compassion for all sentient beings by sheer force of will. Now they're going extinct because the whole species is gradually being reborn in the pure lands to continue their practice.

>>40845156 (OP)

This is untrue: There is indeed a subspecies of panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca qinlingensis), but curiously despite the size of this bear, it was only discovered in 1959

>Another clue that pandas aren't real: Almost every Chinese animal known since antiquity has a single character associated with it: 象 for elephant, 猴 for monkey, 鱷 for crocodile, and so on. But Panda is 貓熊, which simply is the characters for 'bear' and 'cat' put together. Usually, only animals introduced in later dynasties such as Ming and Qing have such compound names, like giraffes and hummingbirds

>>40925877

*cat and bear, pardon me*

>>40874757
crypto and AI culturally merged (and clashed) have been entangled since last september/october. some AI made millions on its own last year with crypto lol, one trained on 4chan even (and other things). >>40879478
ya know there is no way to know you aren't a bot on here, so yeah its fair to compare. You kinda argue like a bot desu.

>>40925563
real

>>40923631
>>40925345
Stop namefagging and people might actually talk to you. Look at this thread. You're all over it. It's too much. Do you see anyone else here doing this? You're shitting up the board. Every day the same dumb shit. Why? What's wrong with anonymous? You're not doing anything important. Just being anon with a name. Which goes against the whole point of this website. Get filtered, clown

>>40928458
I've told him the exact same thing before and he preferred to continue being an attention whore. Everything he does is just for show, that's the only reason to have a name on an anonymous website.

>>40928458

Ok hivemind

>>40929860
the namefags are ruining everythread lately, wish they would get rid of trips, they have lost any value when being used this way

>>40929860
did you know that NPCs don't exist, but main character syndrome does?

>>40929946

>did you know that NPCs don't exist

NPC statement

>>40849422
>the AI went rogue.
EVERY.FUCKING.TIME.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OHQRo3Uz_VQ

>>40881127
MJ most likely had vitiligo his whole life. I don't really remember seeing any pictures of his shirtless until the 90s. Add on to this that black people used to have to basically cake themselves in make-up because cameras used to have a terrible time picking up darker skin, he most likely worn dark make-up for years until the vitiligo progressed to where he could openly be super pale. The other shit was because he was raised by an abusive Jehova's Witness who spent his entire life since grade school neck deep in show business where the idea of a teen/early 20s popstar having sex was insanely frowned upon. You know how a lot of sad Gen X/millennial nerds basically shape their entire lives around the pop culture they grew up with, but never got to have? Imagine they had the money of the most successful musician on the planet. Had MJ been born 10 years later, Neverland would have be Castle Greyskull.

Toilets rule the world.
Toilets are a sentient race of shit-eaters from the Planet Uranus. They came here in 1947. No they didn't crash, but rather, they kamikazied their ship into the dry dirt in order to spread its pipes easily. They chose The United States because the stench of the newly founded McDonalds burgers. They have since infiltrated every facet of our society. Why else put sugar in everything? Why else open 2 billion different fast food resturants? They want our shit tasting sweet, sweet and hot. And the nastier the texture, the better. And if they can make our asses bleed, then they have hit the jack-pot. Next time you go to take a shit, remember who's REALLY in charge.