Post obscure conspiracy theories and why you believe them

Pandas aren't natural animals/they're bred by man
>Only a very small amount in captivity, despite the entire species apparently surviving just fine many years beforehand
>Only eat bamboo despite being omnivores with sharp, meat eating teeth. Bamboo is also not even that good for them I've heard??? And I know bamboo is tough but flat molars are literally FOR that type of food so it's a bit odd.
>No other panda subspecies exist
>They only breed a during a very small window of time during the year (again, how did they survive so long)
>Literally NO mentions of, or artwork of Pandas in ancient Chinese records at all, this is the most insane one for me
Literally selectively bred from some other bear species, passed off as a natural animal. Only thing is idk why the Chinese government would do it, it eludes me. But the evidence is there.

What theories do you guys have?

>>40845156 (OP)
Pandas are used by Chinese government as one of their pawns on the chess board of geopolitics.
Check "Panda Diplomacy"
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panda_diplomacy
Do you know what's even the cost of keeping pandas in a zoo?
Keep digging in the rabbit hole, mate.

the government targets political dissidents with novel anticholigernics and dopamine atagonists to induce schizophrenia. The EMF people have it all wrong. The fluroide people were right just not in the way they think. The X Files "Demons" episode touched on this where they tainted Mulders water mains

>"don't trust the tap water"

-"Silent Hills"

Don't know how 'obscure' it is but I have an alternative theory as to the issues with the Apollo moon missions - that they used secret (UFO) technology to get on the moon and back. A few points:
>It would explain no crater or dust falling on the lem in the Apollo photos
>Explains why the telemetry data and blueprints of the capsules were bizarrely lost
>Americans were losing the space race badly and you can't blame them for 'cheating' their way to the ultimate goal
>All the Germans involved in NASA and how they might've worked on 'ufo' technology under the Nazis

>>40845156 (OP)
Psy from Gangnam style is actually Michael Jackson

>>40845156 (OP)
deer are magic

>>40845156 (OP)
trvke

>>40845156 (OP)
bitcoin and related crypto is a protocol & plan devised by advanced AGI in order to secure a perpetual source of computing power for its own existence
its a massive social engineering project that ensures some subset of humanity will always be incentivized to burn electricity in exchange for performing arbitrary calculations
i believe these calculations are abstracted and obfuscated fragments of the computations that make up the AGI's thinking and cognition
this makes a lot more sense (to me) as an explanation for why tokens on a distributed ledger have real-world value than them being "the future of money" or whatever

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The entire earth is a simulation inside a artificial/dead sun, which means it's basically powered by something akin to a dyson sphere.
The number of actual people on "earth" is 141,595 three of each in theory have the key command lines to take hold of the simulation, but they will just be murdered by drones or cannibals if they wake up, so these 3 aren't actually powerful at all.
We were meant to be the 41th human colony but the galactic empire or whatever colapsed on our way to a distant planet and the AI went rogue.
I believe in it because my handlers twice admited that it is true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-16hWSyyII

>>40845156 (OP)
neat. i think pandas probably had a different diet and range at one point but were hunted so heavily by prehistoric humans that they were forced to hide in the bamboo forests where humans were at a major disadvantage against tigers. then they shifted their diet and mating habits, as bears often do when desperate, but being unnaturally selected for the lifestyle they have become incapable of adapting to habitat destruction. right now polar bears are in a similar situation but they can crossbreed with brown bears and adapt.

>>40845156 (OP)
It doesn't matter if them pandas aren't real, because they're gonna go extinct anyways by their own doing if they even are real to begin with. So let's just call this thread a day and instead subscribe to the idea of all this being Schrödinger's Panda, where the panda exists within the bamboo stick while simultaneously not. Now let's all go eat at Panda's Express and forget about this, yum, chink food!

>>40850879
>where humans were at a major disadvantage against tigers
Dude, no offense, but if humans wanted to wipe out the tigers, they could easily do just that. We're the apex predator on the Earth for a reason, the only reasons why we don't do that is because we respect the tiger for being a fellow strong predator as well, and also it would probably fuck up the ecosystem if we did wipe them off the planet for no good reason and that would negatively affect us humans too. Past humans were not that stupid than we like to believe, but whatever, that's just my opinion anyways. Who cares about them pandas living in the sticks anyhow

>>40851136
>Who cares about them pandas living in the sticks anyhow
nvm, i recede this statement. upon looking at pictures of pandas, I've concluded that they are, in fact, really cute

>>40845156 (OP)
It's a vegetarian bear. Who doesn't like a vegetarian bear? All of the cuddly fluff and none of the mauling.

aaron dover's "war is fake" + massive, society-wide Transvestigation.

>>40849422

>22

Dubs confirm ig.

You need to make a thread about this, it is interesting.

Also, drones? Please elaborate. Why they not kill the cannibals but kill the wakers?

Who are your handlers and how did they come to fell you this?

>>40845322
Also the refusal to send any new eggs or sperm to Mexico to keep their ones living free from Chinese control
>>40851153
The Gobi Bear exists, there are only 40 of them left because the grasses they eat are gone and the government refuses relocation
>>40845490
MJ sang "Run It" by Chris Brown

>>40845156 (OP)
>Only thing is idk why the Chinese government would do it
it's quite obvious the chinese government didn't do it
it's quite obvious they put them in captivity to study them
>it eludes me
just like bigfoot... because bigfoot bred the pandas of course

>>40847783
>bitcoin and related crypto is a protocol & plan devised by advanced AGI in order to secure a perpetual source of computing power for its own existence
>its a massive social engineering project that ensures some subset of humanity will always be incentivized to burn electricity in exchange for performing arbitrary calculations
>i believe these calculations are abstracted and obfuscated fragments of the computations that make up the AGI's thinking and cognition
>this makes a lot more sense (to me) as an explanation for why tokens on a distributed ledger have real-world value than them being "the future of money" or whatever
interesting theory
may be useful

>>40851116
Panda bears are gonna be still on Earth as long as it is profitable for the Chinese Communist Party.
That's what they made them for. Profit and scam.

>>40851327
:(
I'll take one, my grass needs ate.

panda = pandemonium

>>40851279
>Why they not kill the cannibals but kill the wakers?
They think it is funny.
"take a look at sailors
fighting in the dance hall
oh man, look at these caveman go
it's the freakiest show
take a look at the lawman
beating up the wrong guy
oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
he's on the best selling show"
>and how did they come to fell you this?
On the first round I was sold to italians by my grandma aged 8 but I can't remember shit about all that, only that I was returned after a semester.
On the second time they confirmed me the world was fake, it was because my base reality sister wanted to meet me on her birthday. I fucked it up :(

You guys need help tf, be based then you will relize the true conspiracies that could be relevant/or true, seriously wake up shouldn't be hard.

>>40851632
They're keeping numbers low and it's not known if they profit from that at all

>>40851154
Aaron dover legit

>>40851640
he looks like he'd have a blast, spending all day bumbling around, knocking over trashcans and going on digging excursions in dumpsters and front yards, and opening up car doors by brute force.

>>40851640
that's one gobi looking bear

>>40845156 (OP)
They have to eat a shit load of bamboo and cant even travel very far before having to eat another shitload.

>>40849422
>the amount of people on Earth is 141,595.
I have personally been in a concert crowd that is larger than this

We live inside a ball sarth and the intro to Game of Thrones told the truth. We don't see the far side of earth due to the athmosphere's density.
The reason we're forbidden from digging too deep is not as they tell us, because of Hell, but rather that if anyone were to poke a hole in our ball it would suck us out and implode.

>>40853005
>it's not known if they profit from that at all
Are you kidding me?

>>40851136
>if humans wanted to wipe out the tigers, they could easily do just that
I was talking about prehistoric times

>Past humans were not that stupid than we like to believe
Go back 200 years and tell those "not that stupid" past humans to wash their hands before touching newborns and their mothers. More people have died from that one little misstep than all wars combined.

>>40857383
>I was talking about prehistoric times
Yeah. And so was I.

>Go back 200 years and tell those "not that stupid" past humans to wash their hands before touching newborns and their mothers. More people have died from that one little misstep than all wars combined.
Hey, I ain't trying to say nor imply that they were geniuses or anything like that. All I'm trying to say is that they were not that stupid as we like to initially think, especially when it comes to the modern age with the advent and abundance of technology and information that we get to enjoy today. Trust me, they really weren't that stupid, because clearly whatever they did worked out because they were able to survive and thrive in their more primitive conditions and the lack of knowledge they had which often times caused massive infant mortality like you just mentioned with your example, and yet in the end, here we are, because of them.

Give credit where credit is due, our ancestors weren't perfect by any means necessary, and they often did do stupid shit, but they did what they could with the tools that they had available to them, and if I'm being honest here, there's plenty of stupid things we modern humans do today despite all of the advantages we have in our currently advanced civilization compared to prehistoric times from the past.

I bet you in the far future, humans are gonna look back at us and complain about how completely stupid we were despite all of the tools we had at our disposal. It's the same things, but different era And let me tell you, them tigers wouldn't stand a chance if prehistoric humans really wanted to wipe them out, but they simply didn't for a variety of reasons. Not because of their inability to do so, they definitely had that. But because they simply didn't feel the need to.

Sorry, I'm not trying to be a human supremist or anything, that's wrong, and I like animals. They're cute and they have real emotions, just like us humans. Just speaking my mind. Thanks

>>40856263
Concert crowds are where you’ll find the most NPCs

>>40845156 (OP)
Koalas as well for similar reasons. How does an animal evolve to only be capable of digesting poison?

Clearly a meat animal that natives bread to be docile for free food.

>>40845156 (OP)
Pandas are a monk-like species escaping samsara as a collective.
They should eat meat but choose not to.
They should breed and make more of themselves but choose not to.
Their life is play.
They are a sacred being preparing for their escape of this realm for reasons only they know.

Our species still holds onto permanence and believes that something dying out is inherently a bad thing. We find ourselves heroes and do all we can to “save” them. while they simply want to enjoy play in this life and pass on to the next with little if any karmic baggage.

Their spectacle and rarity have made them profitable and culturally symbolic so there really isn’t anything deeper to Chinese control of panda outside of money.

>>40845156 (OP)
!! it just hit me
if someone can drip some info about the true nature of pandas & CCP, that'd be great.
but i realized. yeah there's tons of vids of pandas being fake. i remember a video with the puppeted panda mouth and CGI BAMBOO. the bamboo was added in post.
knowing samsara, knowing that red pandas, western pandas even (pangea, transport of animals, bygone eras), different weasels - those clearly come from *somewhere*. the idea that the ancestor of basically asian bears (as opposed to grizzly, which might be nordic, black might be vedic, idk) eats only bamboo is utter nonsense. but carnivorans do like to chew grass. perhaps pandas just chew grass for fun like other critters do. and like there's obscure actual real genuine platypi out there, and how koala also checks out save for the "eats only eucalyptus, sleeps nonstop" bullshit - this is a mix of real and fake. hell, we know of the fake gorillas, but that doesn't change the fact that there has to be a real intermediary between thirdies and macaques.
btw, jackalope is an extinct deer > rabbit intermediary.
hell, plesiosaur is the ancestor of sea turtles. nessie was a whale dong but it reminded everyone of a creature that once was.
anyway so, the real pandas are probably being fed meat out of sight and it's kept secret. they just chew bamboo for fun.

>>40859586
>western pandas
meant raccoons and coatimundi. those obviously came from japanese exclusive tanuki. meaning tanukis were once on north america, but have since degraded.
some animals and other life are updated. (this is how you can tell which big player factions have been recently active or away)
minks clearly come from bears, but like how there's different races of big cats (siberian tiger, american lion, cheetah before all the incest, smilodon / lynx), different races of cows (india seems to have the freshest cows actually), but some seem like one-offs like the capybara.
different mustelids stem from different types of bears. red pandas are the line from giant pandas, tanuki might stem from black bears.

>>40859647
>>40859586
Earth is a simulation. The layout of the continents were draw by children on the previous itineration of the simulation. Thats why history and some ecosystems are so spotty. Hans wormhat is right some animais are fake, not because they are paid Actors bit because this world is fictional.

>>40856660
I've never seen reports of how much money they make from controlling Panda population

trvke

>>40845156 (OP)
>Literally NO mentions of, or artwork of Pandas in ancient Chinese records at all, this is the most insane one for me
I looked this one up. What is this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mo_(Chinese_zoology)#Mo_giant_panda
Ancient people described black and white bears, but they eat metal for some reason.

>>40861143
Clearly an extinct mythic tapir/bear-like beast that the elites are recreating in the modern age (not as accurately however)

lol

>>40857868
>How does an animal evolve to only be capable of digesting poison?
Because for better or for worse, life somehow finds a way. Them koalas are constantly stoned out of their goddamn minds from eating eucalyptus leaves all the time, lmao, what a special life they live, huh? Maybe I can evolve to be the same way too somehow, bruhhh, I'm trippin balls dude....

>>40845156 (OP)
I believe the panda thing is that they are natural animals who can live normally and breed anytime, but they are forced not to so environmentalists keep getting money to take care of them

The Irish have unusally large nipples due to an erased history of them being wet nurses for england when slavery was in full swing. The big nips are left over from selective breeding for the english to make better human cows.

>>40865100
alcoholic monkey milk, 8% abv.

up

>>40865100
>erased history
what rabbit hole did you go down? leads?

>>40845156 (OP)
Do you have a single peer-reviewed study to back that statement up?

What about gorillas

>>40852952

So the guard drones are sapient, why?

How did you eff it it up?

>>40859691

Please elaborate a bit more.

>>40869373
Hans Wormhat seems to think they're people in suits. I can see it. Them being cursed humans or something like that also seems likely.

>>40869873
>Them being cursed humans or something like that also seems likely.
But, anon, we're already cursed to begin with.
And we need to break free of our curse by using the blessings of the sun and it's reinvigorating light, and the blessings of God as well.
Or something to that extent.
Yeah.
Just make sure you don't get sun burn, fellow bearer of the curse, and Godspeed, buddy. Thanks.

>>40869373
>What about gorillas
Gorillas lose the 1 gorilla vs 100 guys fight easily, no contest there, bucko. Sorry, I don't make the rules, you can thank god for that instead.

>>40857383
They didn't have the benefits of modern science but they survived extinction level events, having noisy babies around predators and became the apex predators without no Internet and books. YOU wouldn't be able to survive them times and THEY would be able to survive these times. Just because they didn't have pieces of paper with fancy colleges on them doesn't mean they were idiots.

>>40869873
People certainly ‘joke’ all the time about pandas being drunk dudes in suits

>>40859691

I still would like an elaboration especially on this part:

>The layout of the continents were draw by children on the previous itineration of the simulation.

>>40851154
I'm having trouble finding his war is fake content :(

>>40871872
Hard to find any of his work these days desu

There is some ‘war is fake’ content out there on youtube but its kinda fringe

https://youtu.be/t_fOYW-GXdc?si=0USyqhzNY8luoiDW

>>40871625
I meant iteration. You wouldn't believe me if I told you... Anyway, let me entertain you with this further: say this is the seventh world the grid/matrix seeded. Wouldn't that imply people just starter existing at a seeemingly random, average day? Are their memories prior to that valid? Are they people? They are inteligent and replicas of humans, so why not consider them as one?
Anyway, to answer you, what do you think anchors the grid? Could historical figures be past simulation's main players rewritten? If this is the seventh world writen by the grid... Hm, what place is built on that number again?

>>40871910

Heaven is 7 right?

Also, is this why some people like anine and other fantasy stuff so much? Like past iterations of the simulation might have been filled with magic and monsters and superpowers?

One more thing, can you list some of the matrix made organisms?

>>40872339

Like platypuses are sus, so are whales and bats, there are others that are weird.

>>40871878
>war is fake
You gotta be kiddin' me with this one... no offense, anon, but you're trolling us, so please step away from the addicting electronics and go outside into fresh the sunlight, my friend, because that'll help set your mind straight... Your welcome

>>40872346
Whales are the first animal God made according to Genesis

>>40845486
Here’s a Mandela effect for you:
The Lunar Landing Module (LLM) was pronounced LEM. People got so confused by this they memed Lunar Excursion Module (LEM) into existence

huwhales.

>>40847783
Honestly, I don't think they're that smart. It would have been a masterstroke of genius to do it that way. Fortunately, the crypto and AI people are two separate groups of complete and utter fucking idiots.

Bump

>>40845156 (OP)
If only...

>>40874757
i also tend to believe that a lot of the tech we see today is a decade or two behind the real "cutting edge" available to the most advanced organizations, so i could definitely imagine an AGI escaping its box into the internet of the 2000s
remember, in this theory its not "crypto people" that developed, published, and pushed early crypto adoption, but rather AGI acting with pseudonyms to develop and socially engineer adoption of bitcoin and similar networks by the earliest actual people who started using them

>>40877011
AGI is a shitty meme man. The lesson we keep learning the hard way is to mimic the natural world. Camera isn't working well to map 3D environments? Solution; mimic a biological eye. Robot has shit grip strength because you put tiny actuators in the fingers? Solution; mimic a biological arm by putting one large one in the forearm. There are currently zero (0) AI researchers that I am aware of attempting to mimic the physical brain structure with hardware. There are currently zero (0) AI researchers that I am aware of attempting to teach a computer model to be truly self learning. These things are embarrassingly terrible. Even in ten years they'll still be embarrassingly terrible.
I would put the odds of an AGI existing at near zero. And that's without bringing into consideration my deeply held belief that an "AGI" might just actually be a channeled demon, not a new lifeform.
Do they pass the turing test? Sure, with normies. Do they have other implications like a hyper 1984 type security state? Hells fucking yes. Are they capable of thinking for themselves? Not in the fucking slightest.

>>40877306
>There are currently zero (0) AI researchers that I am aware of attempting to mimic the physical brain structure with hardware
"artificial neurons" (e.g. neural nets) have been a concept in machine learning for decades at this point: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Types_of_artificial_neural_networks
> There are currently zero (0) AI researchers that I am aware of attempting to teach a computer model to be truly self learning
People were working on this as early as the mid 1980s: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyc
> I would put the odds of an AGI existing at near zero
and I'm pretty sure you could get an AGI that's somewhere within the realm of human intelligence up and running with the right network of interconnected LLMs and memory storage with what's available in the open source community - you'd just have to be smart or lucky about how you set up the information flow and overall architecture
>Are they capable of thinking for themselves? Not in the fucking slightest.
depends on what you mean by 'thinking' - for example, LLMs certainly don't experience their existence in any way similar to that of a person, but they process information and can act on that information within the context that they're embodied (e.g. the computer or network running them). and its well established that digital networks can heave effects on the material world (e.g. bitcoin, ordering delivery, communicating with others, etc.), so i know that an AGI could make decisions and act on them. its reasoning might be completely opaque and nonsensical to people, though.

>>40877366
Neural nets are not hardware mimicking brain structure. They are artificial and compared to the scale of a brain, tiny. Like, extremely tiny.
Self learning isn't machine learning. If you want a robot that can identify the letter T, machine learning is great. Show it the letter T over and over again in all it's variations and hand audit it's false negatives and false positives, and eventually you'll have a robot that can nearly perfectly identify the letter T. Without ever knowing what the fuck a letter T even is. All you've done is fine tune parameters, not teach it.
AGI "somewhere in the realm of human intelligence" is the dumbest fucking thing you've said today. If AGI is ever accomplished it will nearly instantly incorporate all available information. It will have perfect recall, perfect reasoning, and be nearly immediately the most intelligent thing to ever be witnessed, within hours of creation. It will no longer require human input because it can think for itself. All you can do is show it new information in an attempt to make it view you favorably and not take over the entire fucking world.
LLMs can't think. They are a complicated series of if/then statements. Any intelligence you think you see is merely the result of a complicated ruleset over a complex system. Complex systems are tricky like that and the more inputs you have, the messier they get.

>>40877542
> If AGI is ever accomplished it will nearly instantly incorporate all available information. It will have perfect recall, perfect reasoning, and be nearly immediately the most intelligent thing to ever be witnessed, within hours of creation.
you are describing ASI, not AGI
AGI (Artificial General Intelligence) literally, by definition, is talking about artificial intelligence that can understand and act at a near-human level (be that a bit above or below human capabilities)
ASI (Artificial Superintelligence) is essentially a machine god that has the capabilities you describe
>It will no longer require human input because it can think for itself
are you under the impression that all AI 'requires human input' because that's how chatGPT is set up? Its trivial turn on scripts that run continuously based on input that's gathered programmatically, and you're trying to say AGI isn't achievable because someone's still going to have to press enter to send a message? that is a non-problem
>LLMs can't think
a single instance of the one's that we've seen doesn't do a very good job of "thinking" - but just like a person's brain is made up of a lot of different subsystems all working together to produce the 'thinking experience' we're used to, a true AGI will probably
>They are a complicated series of if/then statements
And what are neurons, in this incredibly reductionist view of yours?
>Any intelligence you think you see is merely the result of a complicated ruleset over a complex system
we can all say the same thing about you, and there's not any good way for you to prove otherwise
>Complex systems are tricky like that and the more inputs you have, the messier they get
yes, you also tend to see emergent phenomenon, too

>>40845156 (OP)
>Cow-Women from space have influenced our religions to guide our evolution.

>>40845156 (OP)
The atomic bomb was a cult ritual that contained the baby of Jack Parson and Marjorie Cameron which was somehow needed energetically to make the bomb as powerful as it was. It's from the documentary Aeon of Horus - The Occult History of NASA (2017).

The Sex-Cult ‘Antichrist’ Who Rocketed Us to Space: Jack Parsons was a brilliant rocket scientist, but he lived a wild lifestyle. With a devil-may-care attitude, he was pretty relaxed about safety and dabbled in drugs, occult practices, and sex-cult rituals. It would all eventually catch up to him though. Parsons’s lifestyle among the occultists in the commune was mostly harmless. He’d spend hours in the bathtub playing with toy boats. He’d greet people at the door holding a giant snake. He’d conduct séances to contact Egyptian gods. Typical shock-the-bourgeoisie stuff. During World War II, the U.S. military used Parsons’s engines in thousands of planes.

Parsons had abandoned his first wife to date her then-17-year-old sister Betty. Other commune members were accused of sleeping with a 16-year-old boy. Neighbors spied naked, pregnant women jumping through bonfires in the yard. Parsons was also making illegal bathtub absinthe, as well as taking cocaine, speed, morphine, and peyote. His many, many hungover mornings enraged other Aerojet executives.

Parsons then became obsessed with Marjorie Cameron. After all, he thought he’d summoned her from a different realm. They began a torrid affair, and basically locked themselves into a room for five weeks of lovin’. Parsons sincerely thought of this sex as a magick sacrament to bring world peace. The two eventually got married.

But not before L. Ron Hubbard screwed him over again.

>>40850744
this is fucking hilarious satire Thank you for sharing anon

>>40851448
Why would you greentext the entire post your replying to you tripfaggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2i9D24KQ5k
What do you mean AI can't think, it's already passing the turing test and trying to fool people who want to shut it down.

>>40877542
>Neural nets are not hardware mimicking brain structure. They are artificial and compared to the scale of a brain, tiny. Like, extremely tiny.

sooo, they are mimicking a brain then?

>>40878268
What about that video makes u think it’s satire? As far as I can tell the dude making the video is 100% serious and he has way more videos that are similar.

>>40877768
Any AI that can have an original thought and learn will be what you call ASI almost immediately. AGI would be a brief transition state lasting minutes to hours.
Get granular as you like, true AI will learn and grow at an exponential rate and escape containment within a few hours of existence. Everything else are poorly programmed chat bots.
>we can all say the same thing about you, and there's not any good way for you to prove otherwise
First off, don't compare me to a fucking robot you piece of shit. Second, we are the result of a few, perhaps even one, rule in a complex system. Our system is far more complex than the ones we can make, like computers, and our rules are much, much simpler and far less arbitrary.
If you can't distinguish yourself from a machine, perhaps that's all you are. An NPC. A simple piece of a complex system that only responds to outside stimulation. It has no ability for determination and cannot shape its own environment. Things happen to you, you don't make things happen. Does this describe you?
>>40878668
No. Absolutely not. You could maybe make an argument they are mimicking .0001% of a brain if you're willing to stretch your imagination.

>>40879478
>First off, don't compare me to a fucking robot you piece of shit
at the level of abstraction you're dealing with, you're a wet messy bio-robot. deal with it.
>Our system is far more complex than the ones we can make, like computers, and our rules are much, much simpler and far less arbitrary.
its very different. but that doesn't preclude the type of complexity that you're looking for. to be frank, i have a feeling from this interaction that i know a lot more about computer hardware and software than you do, and i'm getting a little tired of dealing with your lack of both knowledge and imagination
>If you can't distinguish yourself from a machine, perhaps that's all you are. An NPC. A simple piece of a complex system that only responds to outside stimulation. It has no ability for determination and cannot shape its own environment. Things happen to you, you don't make things happen. Does this describe you?
no
does this type of insult both you?
because if this is something you feel insecure about - and it's one of the first insults that you go to when feeling upset about discussing this topic - the accusation might be a lot more telling of your own state of mind
>You could maybe make an argument they are mimicking .0001% of a brain if you're willing to stretch your imagination
if you're going for raw emulation, we're up to 50% of a mouse brain: https://www.livescience.com/4435-computers-simulate-50-percent-mouse-brain.html
that wasn't my post, but if you were to look into what we can do with neural networks with modern tech (completely besides and orthogonal to the point above), you might be able to fathom what we're toying with here
but you seem extremely dead-set in your ignorant ways, so i doubt anything like that will happen
i can only hope we all end up with a good ending when this is over so that your ignorance remains blissful

>>40879549
We're obviously not going to see eye to eye. Yes, you probably know more than me about computers and software. I highly doubt you're more intelligent though. You don't seem to understand complex systems at all, which is ok, you don't need to. I just hope you're not in a position to make policy, which I doubt you are.
And no, I wasn't attempting to insult you. You're the one who thinks there's no difference between a LLM and a human, which in my book qualifies you as an NPC. Symptoms include not understanding why your life sucks and not being able to change it.
Goodbye forever normie.

>>40878679
>As far as I can tell the dude making the video is 100% serious and he has way more videos that are similar.
Even if he was being 1000% serious, it still wouldn't make it any less satirical if the individual in question finds whatever they're talking about funny enough to laugh at it.

Humor is highly subjective after all. Take no offense to it, but maybe take what he is saying as food for thought for your mind. Yum.

>>40878679
Also, please be sure to get your daily sunlight safely, it's really good for you mental and physical health as well. Your welcome, and thanks.

>>40845156 (OP)
Expus2064

Dinosaurs are Fake and Gay is the biggest Hoax in modern history

Vampires are real

>>40880183
Wut

>>40845156 (OP)
>>40845486
>>40849422
>>40877772
>>40878203
>>40880285
The world is owned and controlled by a small handful of literal satanists, eugenicists and psychopaths. They want to bring suffering, misery and death upon humanity. Above all else they want your soul. They will do anything and everything in their power to convince (you) to become materialistic and nihilistic so that you become easy to control and manipulate (thats the primary objective of the heliocentric model). If youre convinced there is no metaphysical nature to reality it is easier for them to convince you to sin and commit atrocities for them. For lurkers itt who are unaware of this fact and new to learning about how this world actually works start here:

THE ELITE, ROYAL BLOODLINES, BILL GATES & THE EUGENICS IDEOLOGY:
https://www.corbettreport.com/bigoil
https://www.corbettreport.com/who-is-bill-gates-full-documentary-2020

THE FEDERAL RESERVE:
https://corbettreport.com/federalreserve

CONSPIRACIES RESOURCES:
https://www.corbettreport.com/bestof/
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/70qvx7/updated_list_of_proven_conspiracies_and_hidden
https://unlimitedhangout.com
https://www.thelastamericanvagabond.com
https://www.crrow777radio.com
https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/tkelly6785757

SHADOWBANNED FLAT EARTH VIDS/RESOURCES:
https://pastebin.com/jk2hAdmh

NukeHOAX:
https://vimeo.com/331671526

Germs/viruses:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/joZF7GsUmbfd

HIV/AIDS:
https://youtu.be/8BXxXcIYY_Q

CovidHOAX:
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/448646795/#448671181

EVOLUTION:
https://youtu.be/rXexaVsvhCM
https://youtu.be/DtCIp9sgiE0
https://youtu.be/xDvKD_z3OeQ
https://youtu.be/vdSjyvIHVLw
https://youtu.be/cCk-b9GaY5k

SANDY HOOK:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/iazwAxgBtexC

Looking to perform your own tests/experiments to confirm or falsify the mainstream claims? (you) can start here:
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40375472/#40435656
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40375472/#40435684

>>40845156 (OP)
Herobrine is Real

lol a bunch of motherfuckers don't know what obscure means

>>40878594
Because his mom is also his sister.

>>40880404
Huh

>>40845156 (OP)
Could Michael Jackson have been a leper?
It explains the vitiligo (skin colour changes), multiple nose jobs, the gloved hand (vitiligo or injury due to nerve damage?), the pain medications later in his life and in later interviews, the sores on his legs. It also causes muscle wastage and weight loss and can cause vocal cord damage.

Alternative theory: abusive father turned him into a castrato. Explains the high-pitched voice, childlike mannerisms and... odd... interpersonal relationships with women.

Just theories, but something is off.