Thread 40845737

im 100% convinced the trend of pretending that 40-50 year old people are "young" is nothing more than a globohomo psyop to raise the age of retirement around the world, i have told my family about this and they seem to agree, surely im not the only one on this board that believes this, right?

>>40845737 (OP)
I think people have forgotten how to die because we have too many computers that constantly do math against each other and the electricity is frying people's brains.

>>40845741
what's 297824 x 87426587246 you fucking computer

>>40846018
More than i really care to count to, i think

>>40845737 (OP)
40-50 year olds were the first people to have constant internet access for their whole adult lives. They stay "young" because they were at the forefront of a huge cultural shift for humanity. They are the first truly modern humans, which will make them look young forever. Boomers are old, anything that came after them is young

>>40845737 (OP)
Fir most of human history much of the average Joe barely could last until his 50's, the physical stress was big that he/she would be taken as being a nowadays 80s or 90yrolds
Only meat eating elites lasted more than 60s, and those "senex" that kept their mind functional were inducted into "senate" [elders council] as a social memory backup.
The present elites made average Joe's expiration date and productive grow, so they could milk more shekels from Joe.
The avoiding retirement nake the expiration date of the milking process go even further.
Mathematically you're right and sound.

>>40846118
>35-50 year olds*
You may be onto something.. then again, perhaps they/we are the last incarnation of pure souls. Everything else that has come after are hybridized abominations.

>>40846129
It seems that way, but thats kind of what every generation says about the one that comes after. It's because they don't have that many personal connections to them and only see broad trends. Older people don't get to know that many individual young people, they just see them in groups

>>40845737 (OP)
no it's that life extension is finally a thing, epstein had a medbed and it's all going to come out
>t. astrally influenced fasttyper, don't have special access to uh anything

>>40845737 (OP)
human design proves that aliens orchestrated our species such that roughly one out of six people's lives literally begins at age 50, look up the phenomenon of "going on the roof" with sixth-line profiles.

>>40846018
Bout tree fiddy

>>40845737 (OP)
yeah

>>40845737 (OP)
Always was. I'm near 50 and feel old as fuck.

>>40845737 (OP)
Does is really matter at this point? Politicians just told us to be okay with pedophilias.
>>40847284
late 20s is when your brain is no longer a sponge able to absorb everything. Things start to hurt, memory is not as good as it used to be. Who are these mother fuckers kidding? Oh right it
>>40846018
well first you take 4x6 = 24. Leave 4 as the first digit carry over the 2 for the next pair. 2x4=8+2=10. Carry over the one. last three digits are
704 carry over the one for the next pair

Why cant you do this?

>>40847284
Mike Johnson thinks you are 28.

>>40845737 (OP)
You’re not like, categorically wrong, but it has more to do with the fact that a cu for aging is going to become available within like the next ~30 years

>>40847379
I have no complaints about my brain, but my body feels some pain already, I have 4+ chronical health problems, that the doctors cant solve at all.
>>40847410
Well, I still can cum one feet in the vertical. But it is not enough to tell I'm young. Problem with these people is they only aim for sexual health, and forget about the kidneys, liver, etc.

>>40846379
Except no previous generation has been entirely raised and reliant on IT… or social media. Nor have they experienced rampant autism, societal collapse, and a mental health crisis like the one we are seeing today.

>>40847434
>I have no complaints about my brain, but my body feels some pain already, I have 4+ chronical health problems, that the doctors cant solve at all.
Im sorry mang, Obama and republicans fucked up health care. If you weren't alive to remember when it was good
>you could go to the doctor the day you were sick
knew why Obama was a pretentious African and its the only reason people voted for him. Once I saw his main issue was healthcare I bailed and knew the guy was just another idiot with Big Dreams. If something isn't broken you do not "Fix it".

>>40847520
None of which is their fault. They were born into it. Yet 4chan hates zoomers like it's a sport. What we should hate is how the world turned out. People are always a product of their environment.

>>40845737 (OP)
You are right OP and I agree with you, I work 3 jobs just to be able to retire at 45.

No there's just a gap between young and old that people seem to forget about where you are neither the fresh faced young cool kid nor are you a decrepit useless old senile person where you're just a generic adult which is where most 30-60 year olds are. You don't immediately turn from a hip 20 something to an old man who can't stand up straight and has no clue where he the second you age out of the "Young person" crowd.