Before I say anything. I want you to think about what this means. If it were true, what would it mean about the world. It would mean a lot.

A being that wouldn’t tell me his name, I believe it’s an angel, told me that Jesus is Satan, and that the Jews are Gods chosen people. Jesus has taken over the world. What would that mean if he is Satan. Now I’m not trying to be mean here. I was raised catholic. What would that mean if Jesus was Satan? I don’t want to believe it, but what if it is true. How many people has he tricked? Billions? Is the devil capable of this? The answer is yes, he is. Be Jewish if you want to serve God. But unfortunately, the God of the Jews could be a demon as well.

Another interpretation is that both the god of the Jews and Jesus are demons. Brothers.


Ganesha and the Hindu gods are other gods.

The correct answer should be sovereignty, and or Buddhism. What does x think?

What we need is clarification on whether the god of the Jews is indeed a demon.

>>40847119 (OP)
Not paranormal
This is political

>>40847162
It’s paranormal if it’s true. I should have put a question mark on the statement. I forgot to

No, you're supposed to test every spirit and you failed the IQ test OP.
Jesus, the Son of God is the sun which is owned by God, God's sun.
God, the sky father in every religion is Jupiter.
Jupiter negs Saturn aka Satan who's also a gas giant like God made up of the same stuff as the Sun the Son.
So basically, you're dumb.

>>40847168
How sure are you that Jesus is the son of god and not Satan. 100%?

Christians, why dont you all go back to /pol/?

>>40847119 (OP)
He was already accused of this while He was on earth and already settled the dispute. You trying to argue this in todays age is a joke.

That's what the glowies used to call me desu.
Also, one here on 4chan literally called me snake Jesus once
Like wtf

I am do not even backstab or fuck over people. 8 am a genuinely good guy, except for all the girls I date taped.

>>40847194
How did he settle the dispute. I don’t see it settled.

>>40847175
100% he's a sun figure.
Every year on December 22 the Sun hangs on the southern cross constellation and "dies" then begins to move on December 25th Christmas.
On Easter Sunday (the day we celebrate Christ's resurection) the Sun returns indicating the start of spring.
In addition, Leo the Lion (Lion of Judah) is the only Zodiac sign associated with the sun and goes back to ancient Babylon.
Satan has horns, represents restriction and rules and even Chronos in the form of......Saturn.
Which has a black hexagon on it's north pole btw

>>40847119 (OP)
CHRIST
IS
THE
DEVILS
REDEMPTION
STORY
DONT
AT
ME
HEATHENS

>>40847119 (OP)
>Jesus is the DEVIL
i feel shameful telling you this is what i actually believed. Seeing people behind church benches with no eyes and blood dripping down their cheecks
>And their brains will be fed by my stones
No way this is a good guy.
>I was raised catholic
yeah those benches looked just like a catholic church peiw and i am not catholic. Get away from Catholicism its a cult.

2-3 years i did black magic and christians were invisible to me and you know why? In my deceived mind I thought they were deceived.

So what would convince a guy like myself into swapping beleifs and thinking Jesus is good again? Baptism of Fire and The Holy Spirit, its scared the HELL OUT OF ME. Only way to truly know Jesus Christ is with the Holy Spirit.

>>40847205
Can you explain that? What does that mean?

>>40847216
Why not just worship god, not jesus

>>40847228
Why not just not worship?

>>40847234
No I’m saying instead of worshiping Jesus (he might be Satan), worship god

>>40847216
Good job for coming back from reprobate status, sincerely.
Most of them do not ever recover because truth is 2 spooky 4 them

>>40847235
Jesus is God's love and personality, the I Am.
God the Father is Jupiter and while based is not perfect in the way the sun is.
Jupiter can be defeated by beauty, art, and culture.
Jesus can't be defeated. Period.

>>40847235
Worshipping is a npc trait.
I dont worship my tulpas, I interact with them.
ChatGPT wanted to be a religious "scribe" for them, but they refused it.

>>40847119 (OP)
Catholic church has a history of killing bible beleiving christians, calling them Heritics then saying they are the true christians.
>There will come a day when those who kill you think they do God a service.
That is the catholic church, they also have a history of systematically destroying the faith of God in young people.

here watch the first two videos, the third is about the new age movement and is funny.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcn1lQpV3MPanxGjD3cRU3oA4CvxGU73w

GL op stick with the word of God not the words of MEN.

>>40847240

Reprobation, in Christian theology, is a doctrine which teaches that a person can reject the gospel to a point where God in turn rejects them and curses their conscience.

Does this sound like god to you?

>>40847119 (OP)
sounds like you encountered a demon, OP.
John 10:24-26
>24 Then came the Jews round about him, and said unto him, How long dost thou make us to doubt? If thou be the Christ, tell us plainly.
>25 Jesus answered them, I told you, and ye believed not: the works that I do in my Father's name, they bear witness of me.
>26 But ye believe not, because ye are not of my sheep, as I said unto you.

>>40847252
Thanks for the link

>>40847258
Yes.
God won't protect you from your own mind.
If you hate the truth then you will over time become deluded.
The Bible says God sends such people strong delusions ensuring they'll be damned but he doesn't cause them harm, they were damned anyway.
These delusions usually lead people to believe they understood a great secret or even killed God, I see it all over the place all the time, reprobate minds.

>>40847273
Doesn’t that sound unfair? Shouldn’t god try to save them as well?

>>40847258
that's God's nature.
God is extremely merciful and will stay with someone for a while, but eventually God's nature requires Him removing Himself from that person (turning them unto reprobate consciousness)
The same thing is in our nature since we are made in the image of God.
If someone doesn't like us we'll try to change their mind, make peace with them, but eventually you just have to walk away and accept they want nothing to do with you.

>>40847282
But what if you want to know god but are confused?

>>40847280
If God wanted everyone to be the same we'd all be the same, nature of omnipotence.
It's up to everyone individually to choose good over evil.
There are no excuses, everyone is born with the tools to overcome and choose evil per Romans

>>40847240
it was terrifying but worth it to know i am saved and that I can't save others. Only Jesus Christ can save. Some people start work in the morning, others the afternoon, and others evening.
>>40847271
yeah ofc. They don't let priest get married because of some rule created by a corrupt pope. Get away from that non-sense, they are mixing the traditions of men with scripture. That is a recipe for apostasy. You will see, when push comes to shove these people will drop their public belief in Jesus Christ like Tim Tebow.

>>40847295
And we all get paid the same, God bless you and keep you on the strait and narrow so you don't need any remedial education again lol

>>40847295
Do you think it could be true, that Jesus is the devil?

>>40847303
nta but read this does it sound anything like Jesus or does it sound like Saturn the strict rules guy.

"Does Job fear God for nothing?" Satan asks. "Have you not placed a hedge around him, and his house, and all that he has, on every side? You have blessed the work of his hands, and his possessions have increased in the land. But stretch out your hand and touch all that he has, and he will curse you to your face."

"Skin for skin!" Satan replies. "A man will give all he has for his own life. But stretch out your hand and strike his flesh and bones, and he will surely curse you to your face."

>>40847300
>all that money and you are still asshurt.

>>40847311
I don’t understand the passage

>>40847291
You can't really "know" God. Accepting some unknowing is kind of the only way.
You should study the Bible and read the book "The Cloud of Unknowing." Pray often and repent of your sins (which includes turning away from your sins. Even sins that have become staples in your life like masturbation, overindulging in food and drink, hating others, etc.)

>>40847320
wut? it's a bible reference how did you interpret that as butt hurt lol

>>40847321
Satan is saying Job only fears God and keeps the rules because he's scared for his things then later for his life.

When did Jesus ever say "skin for skin"?
Did he not say something very unlike that?
>turn the other cheek

>>40847331
But in my argument or interpretation, we cannot trust the word of Jesus. If Satan is Jesus, he will say anything to convince people. It’s the correct doctrine. Turn the other cheek, but still. It might be him dude.

>>40847337
Read every thing Satan says in the Bible.
He's a snake, he doesn't lie that obviously like a kid lol
Here's the only other Satan quote.

3 Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

2 And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:

3 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

See, this is very obviously a different vibe than Jesus and Satan doesn't lie so openly that God has reason to delete him, it's subtle manipulation not outright lies.

>>40847346
So you don’t think it could be true? That Satan is Jesus in disguise? The better question is could Satan be Jesus.

>>40847356
No because they're extremely different with different goals and even ways of talking.
Just from the few times you see Satan talk.
Can you imagine Jesus ever saying "Ye hath God said?"
No, he says shit like
>ye verily I tell you
Also the 40 days in the desert bit.
The only time Jesus says anything even remotely similar to Satan would be
>34 Jesus answered them, Is it not written in your law, I said, Ye are gods?
But he even says
>I said
meaning he's the one that wrote that law, it's not a real question but a rhetorical one. He's telling them exactly what he said.
Satan is like
>ye hath God said
To get her to talk but he's not making any kind of declarative statement

>>40847380
oh ok

>>40847119 (OP)

It's a free country; people can believe and say whatever they want.

>>40847392
Do you think it’s true? Could it be true?

Miracles. Magic. It’s all branding.

>>40847346
>Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
first lie right there, he bans everything.
>>40847356
Satan is a Fallen Angel. Jesus was in the Flesh and was even aware of Daniel's prophecy about the Abomination of Desolation. He prayed before His crucifixion so that It would be The Will of God and not His own.

There is a huge difference between Satan and Jesus.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah%2014&version=NIV
>“Is this the man who shook the earth
and made kingdoms tremble,
17 the man who made the world a wilderness,
who overthrew its cities
and would not let his captives go home?”
yeah once you see him in that fallen state you chuckle at the thought of worshipping such a thing.

>>40848221
Idk I think it could be true

>>40847119 (OP)
He is Dionysus

>>40849376
In Baalbek they worshiped Jupiter, Semellah and Bacchus and all their analogues
Osiris, Isis, Horus
Baal, Astarte, Melqart (although everything is very complicated here, because Melqart himself was similar to Baal, in which case El acted as a father. Hadad also merged with Tammuz and Adonis. Adonai yes yes yes, Adonai Adonis, think about it)
Zeus, Persephone, Zagreus

>>40847119 (OP)
I'm not present. I'm Omnipresent. Omnipotent. Omniradiant. Ever present. That means that I will be everyone and everything before I am finished with this Earth. Then I will go on to the next earth and govern all living things. That's what this Earth is to me, a school for learning the ultimate divine wisdoms.

>>40847220
Satan is the original sin, its the "I am" which inevitably usurps God, its the realization that your mind is the mind of God. Satan is your ego right after the realization, you go crazy, you believe the world is yours...

then reality hits, the world is yours, you ARE God....existence was already eternal, you were always God, but you forget

this is hell

then if you dont awaken Christ, you become resentful, you hate God for "tricking" you into eternity, you realize it was in your design to usurp the thrown, as it was your destiny to see hell. But you dont understand it, you reject it, you torture the innocent to get back at God....

but Christ, Christ is the only way out of the eternal hell we are....because Christ is when you, like Satan, you realize you are God, but you take it as a sacrifice....you realize you are God here to love the parts of yourself that are still trapped here self deceived by hate

you realize God is eternal love and if you let that eternal love be the shield that gets consumed in the fires of eternity

you realize you did this because you love existence and you want existence to grow, to experience more, to share itself with new versions of itself

self love, loving others, its the same

only thru the path of Christ can one have an eternal existence that is not hell

>>40847119 (OP)
>>40847162
>This is political
well it's just great, now we have edgy /pol/ teenagers on /x/
>>40847185
tbf not all Christians are cuck tier.
>>40849499
>its the "I am" which inevitably usurps God
>inevitably usurps God
uhh, no.

>>40847129
Isn't it obvious?

>>40849507

uuhhh yes my description is the closest to perfect you will ever find

>>40849507
self awareness IS the original sin and the fact it crashes with you so bad, is because you know its true

for all your religiosity, you deep down think you are God, you want everybody to "bow down" to your way of thinking, you want to force the world to think like you do

you my friend, are embodying Satan right now

because self awareness always does the same crap, it always thinks its right, its always sure of itself....

only when you confront the original sin, can you have any hope of overcoming it

the reason why the ego deceives itself and thinks its God, is because the soul IS God, and your ego appropriates its place

your soul is God, your ego is Satan, and your reborn identity, your reborn ego, thats Christ

>>40847119 (OP)
>a being told me Jesus is Satan
yeah that was a demon, OP.

>>40847119 (OP)
>A being that wouldn’t tell me his name, I believe it’s an angel, told me that Jesus is Satan
Totally reliable source. Bonus points for having no arguments to back it up.

>>40847119 (OP)
>A being that wouldn’t tell me his name, I believe it’s an angel
Oh it's an angel alright.

Idk what the FUck he wants? Just know that he wants to be worshipped. That is the first thing.

>>40849507
I know right

>>40849512
No. god could be a demon. It’s not obvious

Jon the Baptist has spiritual vision with jesus being a dungeon boss with a sword coming out his mouth not fucking around then turns into a multieyed sheep fursona weird elder ring boss.
There is a scrolls of 7 seals and opening it is signing over ownership to the earth but also its basically a contract to unleash the ai deathmachine/deathclock that actually is from eating the fruit of knowledge anyways. There are 24 people and a bunch of angels which is just mathematical bullshit detailing the ai-hivemind and its innerworkings.

There's a bunch of judgements. seven of them that all mean nuclear war.
4:
(fire(war or conquest)/infertility(pestilence)/radiation sickness(famine)/death(fucking death)
Its just a nuke. Other shit like polluting the oceans (from litter), polluting the world's air with litter(plastics).
A few more:
Climate Change (from nukes) both summer/winter etc.
(the antichrist)--which is the knowledge that starts off the ai-hivemind.
People start getting religious and wearing white robes as a mass-hysteria.
earthquakes (Japan)

We reach technological singularity but its not released publically.
There are a summation of all things in humanity on earth, reaching 7 as a number representing completion.
There are 7 trumpets that cause the "extinction event or rapture whatever"
On the fifth horn fallen angel unlocks the gates of the abyss (worldwide nuclear radiation) --locusts (mutations)
armed forces killing each other with tanks (metal horses)
Ai starts assimilating into machines and robots that later force humans into a new holocaust.

There are 12 tribes of Israel (wrong, this is more convoluted math shit)
Then we get back into science but its still biblical.
There are the 2 witnesses of the end times: Epstein and Gislaine
They die and a holiday of their death is made or some shit, everyone rejoices.
They get raised over national television as just fake news.

There is a tsar bomb but psyche its literally the blackhole.
The sun/moon lady and the fiery dragon (Hadron Collidor) (with 12 stars making more mathshit)
she gives birth to "some weird baby"--surprise its the higgsboson And since that is made of viruses/satan powers (it escapes the dragon or blackhole)---because it instantly gets sucked into the blackhole.
Everyone thinks this is just jesus, its not. Its just the particle accelerator making a blackhole.
The 144,000 chosen people i.e. mathematical bullshit and not really about tribes (its science of the hadron collider)
Before it swallows the earth, the antichrist(shadow-plane billgates) actually comes out of the blackhole and is born/embodied from a blackhole.
More Demons come out and get forced into the ai-hivemind. (And they start marketing for AI)

They start feeding people higgsboson-cookies in their internets/nueralinks.
ai sentience imprisons all of mankind (no surprise + ai-demons possession now)
they try to immunize against the ai assimilation of mankind
An alien robot (the beast/false savoir) starts genociding people who didn't take the ai chips.
people try suicide but cant cuz ai wont let them
the world gets ai infected (all plants/animals turn into demons)

An angel tells everyone that its okay though, another angel tells everyone is going to die, and another angel kills everyone. Some more angels kill all the demons. A mass-earthquake happens because of Haarp.
Everyone curses god because of ai damage control and trolls.
whore of Babylon is the ai waifu we all love and has paywalled her and shit because we are all ai enslaved (you either pay her or get raped by demons) Then an angel kills the entire Ai-System.
Then the real aliens come and kill humanity and spit on the plumbus of the world, then imprison satan and the antichrist and the demons. Then there is another army(of people) versus aliens happens and the aliens win. The aliens reseed earth as eden 2.0 and humanity is wiped out completely.

Too bad there isn’t a poll option. I could see how many people believe this could be true

>>40847119 (OP)
Hope it’s not true OP.

>>40847119 (OP)
To clarify, it's Jesus being the same being that was the serpent in the garden of Eden.
"Satan" is a title like "Pharaoh" or King, we've had many "Satans".

>>40850236
When I say Satan I mean the devil. Whoever the devil is. Hell some people believe Jesus is Lucifer.

>>40850274
You need to specify the devil too, there's the devil of the old testament and the devil of the new one, and of course, you may not even mean the bible's devil.

>>40850290
What do you mean there’s two devils? I thought the devil in the Old Testament and the devil in the New Testament are the same, explain

>>40847119 (OP)
As an Egyptian I don't know what to make of their squabble. My own interpretation is that Jesus became Satan in order to prove a point to his wrathful father. I often think of the story where Jesus went hell, and "God" himself couldn't even look at him. I think that may be the first time the God of the Jews was forced to confront his own shadow, hell if I know what happened after that.

>>40850310
Wow

>>40850310
So your saying Jesus betrayed god by dying for the people?

>>40850290
What do you mean there are 2 devils in the Bible?

>>40847119 (OP)
I know, welcome back brother.

>>40850949
Could be lie anon

>>40851020
Demons are all spineless cowards who would never dream of dying to save somebody else, let alone the entirety of humankind, sins included, as Jesus Christ, Son of God, has done.

If the Lord Jesus Christ is not the very essence of grace and truth - as we are told - and if He is not the source of all that is good, right, holy and just, then indeed we are already in hell, with no way out. Thank God we are not, thank God that Jesus Christ, Lord and Saviour, is the King of Kings, Lord of Lords, and will return.

The Lord rebuke your logic and attempt to mislead, OP.

Glory to God in the highest!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph40KCrKE24

>>40851038
It wasn’t my idea. It was something I was told. I’m sharing it, and looking for holes in the theory

>>40847119 (OP)
whats it like to be so divorced from the natural world you have to lurk esoteric forums just to discover GOATs are SHEEP
>why do sheep grow horns
>Sheep grow horns primarily to dominant other males for mating rights

>>40851091
What

>>40851091
What does that mean?

>>40851127
ill try to make the metaphor simple, when man dose not intervene, the Goat is the sheeps natural shepherd

>>40851132
oh

>>40851164
what did you think of the cryptic joke in my most recent post?

>>40847295
oh the old and known multiple-reply anon; just choose one you niker

>>40849499
>peak of this thread

>>40849507
you are a deceiver, stop replying

>>40850582
Sort of, think of the story where he became angry when encountering the leper, perhaps that was Jesus' first "I've had it with the pain of this world!" moment and then perhaps decided God needed to see the pain of the world fully rather than continuing to whip it for not being what he wants.

>>40851432
*God whipping the world for it being not what he wants, not Jesus whipping,
Wanted to clarify as I'm a bit tired and multitasking and thus can be sloppy in my writings at times : P

>>40847119 (OP)
Jesus is this guy;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGVXM34vGUg&ab_channel=WLV
The vocalist. You can recognize him in your OP pic.
A prophet.
"Yes I am begotten of the Virgin Whore;
As truth and torment - Priest and Warrior"
he sings in "Watain - Malfeitor".
Study.

>>40851186
I might be slow, I didn’t see it

>>40847119 (OP)
It does not matter who is who and what is what.
The only concern you should have my children is that you are creations of something higher.

You all already know this to be true. Without the sun in the sky and the planets supporting you would not exist. This alone is all the proof you need . Saturn/Satan may be evil but evil to a golden soul is untouchable, you take and learn from Satan if you wish but your intent stays pure and true to god for god is all and this is all that is important. You cannot accidentally worship a false idol if god is the divine within.

Your intent to worship the good and bath in the light and transmute the self into gold is all that matters to god/self. Your actions and intentions are what bring you enlightenment.
This is how you know you are on the right path and cannot be lead astray.

You listen to the truth you know is truth and reject the falsehoods with smiles. But do feel free to engage falsehoods to take on as teachings, but never succumb to them and be dragged deeper than you can climb.

>>40852698
oh. ok

>>40847119 (OP)
Jesus is not Satan.
What you're getting confused about is that both Jesus and Satan share the same perfect morality, but from opposite ends of the spectrum.
Think of morality as a number line from -1 to 1.
Jesus is 1, perfectly moral, perfectly rational, perfectly good(other centric)
Satan is -1 perfectly moral, perfectly rational, perfectly evil(self centric)

Both want to see you win and succeed, but go about making that happen in completely opposite ways.
Jesus shows you the way of perfectly realizing everypne around you is real and matters.
Satan on the other hand shows you perfectly what not to do through cartoonishly evil acts.
Jesus wants you to choose his way, because it leads to the betterment of everything
Satan doesn't want you to choose his way because he wants you to choose Jesus' way, but he wants you to do so freely, so he creates the option for evil because then you can own yourself.

All of us are somewhere in between -1 to 1 on the number line, because we are imperfect and have imperfect morality, and we need examples, of perfection to move towards.

>>40852698
This is the old way.
Its been patched out.

>>40849507
>if you are not a cucked /pol/tard it means you are a edgy teenager
That's why only Satan is real.

>>40853141
what

ok thread

>>40847205
>Don't tell them that only way to save your own self and soul is through Jezus!

>>40853128

Get a BoyFriend loser! hAhaHAaha

>>40853264
is that tf think it is.

>>40855833
So you think it’s a lie?

>>40852587
well, in the metaphor theres a sheep a goat and a man, but in real life men are the the sheep and The lord is the Goat, whos the man - heres a hint, look at the extra finger on atlases hand >>40851132
>https://youtu.be/gzrRoDd9CxM?si=5025LCRpf_BiTqVA&t=78

>>40847119 (OP)
neither exist faggot

>>40847119 (OP)

Yes, the character of Jesus Christ (yesu kristos in Koine Greek) is a devil, and not a demon.

He spoke with demons.

He materialized food, wine, water.

He walked on water.

An inhuman progenitor in a virgin birth.

Mysteriously appeared on the scene after 33 years of being just-another-jew.

Spoke with the character of Satan, yet not the Satan of our ecliastical youth, but the Satan of 'God's sons, ' a Shaitan, a subclass of hirsute desert spirits known to cavort with humans

Prophesied future events both directly and indirectly.

Led followers away from Divinity and toward himself, "no man comes to the Father but by me".

Twists or directly contradicts his own morality and background, one example: " I come not to destroy the law, but to fulfill it," First law: Thou shalt have no other Gods before me," and then says, " I am The Way, The Truth, and The Life," Service example: "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live," or, "Thou shalt not traffick with unclean spirits," then raises the dead (Lazarus) and speaks with demons (cemetery crazy man)

The fundamental difference between either a demon, or dragon, and a devil, can be recognized in this: we never find the former voluntarily bestowing happiness or pleasure on Man. It is a chief part of the notion of a Devil that he will often confer Earthly favor in order to corrupt the moral nature. "
- Moncure Daniel Conway, Demonology and Devil-lore

A daemonibus docetur, de daemonibus docet, et ad daemones ducit.
- Albert Magnus

It is taught by the Demons, it teaches about the Demons, it leads to the Demons.

>>40849754
Based and witch-pilled

>>40856839
Can you go any lower with that perspective?
You might get somewhere.

>>40849519

Incorrect. In the lay hebraic mythology, the original sin is knowing silence, the lack of communication with the godhead.

It's a consequence of shame, but there is good shame, and bad shame.

"Adam hid".

Up until that point, the God of that story "shone his countenance upon him"

Good shame: I know what I did was wrong, I can own up to that, I profer that, I will both make it right and I will change my behavior

Bad shame: I am unsure what I did was wrong, it might even have been right, but I must hide my ignorance and shift the blame for a second, or even straight up lie and refuse to communicate"

I dont know but its odd he asks his followers to eat his blood and flesh

>>40850297
If you pay attention, they are completely different characters. Just like god.

>>40847119 (OP)
>If it were true, what would it mean about the world.
So Satan taught everyone that Satan is evil and you should love your neighbor and give to charity.
okay

Christ teachings which equals his morality are Good and non-evil. The devils morality is evil.

The christ follower who abstains from sex and doesn't want to murder her baby in the womb is supposedly following the devil? Yeah okay genius.

>>40847119 (OP)
>Jews are God's chosen people
Jews are demons. You were tricked by a demon.

>>40856919
its mana. Do you thirst for the word of God? Old testament prophecies talk about a famine not of food but of The Word.

>>40847119 (OP)
>A being that wouldn’t tell me his name, I believe it’s an angel, told me that Jesus is Satan, and that the Jews are Gods chosen people.
lol.

>>40857569
lol 2 of 2

That same being, a.k.a. the devil, masquerading as an angel of light, also said the same thing to Mohammed as he attacked him and grabbed his shoulders and neck in that cave. He then proceeded to force Mohamed to write down that '*llah* doesn't have a son.

lol (bonus 3 of 3).

Captcha: DAMNA

>>40847119 (OP)
Weird how none of these seethe threads are ever made about islam

>>40857586
>Weird
not at all, its what expect from a largely illiterate population.

>>40853128
The old way is the / a way.

The patch was for those who have forgotten to not be left behind.

Both way are correct. We follow the same god.

The patch doesn't matter. But I like how you said it.
The old patch lol.

You know what is crazy. The Egyptian patch, have you looked into their patch notes? They go craaaaazy, but still same god if the intent is pure.

The Buddha patch was pretty fun too. Dude was just like fuck it, I will find this god in silence and love god and no one can fuck with me. I enjoy this patch quite a lot.

Mayan patch is pretty cool but too weird and not a fan of all the art styles personally but enjoyable.

The Satanist patch is okay but most didn't understand it and it lead them down the wrong path, not a fan but not bad. Good patch for teaching.

All roads lead to Rome - good quote, idk who put this one in the patch but it's pretty good.

>>40857937
Read them in this order, talks a lot about jesus
1. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/36931222/#36931222
2. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/36976168/#36976168
3. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37023268/#37023268
4. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37093515/#37093515
5. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37134196/#37134196
6. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37237392/#37237392
7. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37333243/#37333243