Thread 40853291

Every old superstition about them is true and people who feed and breed those things should be hanged for witchcraft.

>>40853291 (OP)
Ill feed and breed you mom with my cum.

>>40853291 (OP)

My familiar would disagree. He's a sweetheart.

How can I use cats in magick? but not the ones where I need to hurt them

>>40853301
Please keep that little shit indoors, every time I see one something bad happens to me and I know I'm not the only one because those creatures are demons and bring bad luck everywhere go. You deserve to have your face smashed in concrete until you bleed out and die for keeping one but if you won't kill it at least be responsible.

>>40853331
Fuck you.
Cats are based.
I let my cat roam all over the place and he's awesome and everyone loves him.
He even helps out the environment by killing invasive species such as birds and rodents.
Cats are based.
The Ancient Egyptians worshipped them and they were based too.

>>40853331

My cats are indoors only, rest assured. Their safety takes priority, especially so when considering people with your frame of mind.

>You deserve to have your face smashed in concrete until you bleed out and die for keeping one but if you won't kill it at least be responsible.

Hostile energy aside, I take care to ensure their safety. Love to you Anon, and I hope you have a good day, free of any bad occurrences.

>>40853291 (OP)

This is now a void thread. Post voids.

Every old superstition about them is dumb and people who feed and breed those things should do more of it, and OP should be hanged for christcuckery.

>>40853291 (OP)
Look at that precious face

>>40853291 (OP)
Derpy void

>>40853355
Ancient Egyptians worshipped picrel and not walking turd demons from hell
>>40853366
You really should kill it but at least other people don't have to deal with it.
>>40853390
Every old superstition about them is true and I say this from experience as non-abrahamist.

>>40853449
>muh abraham!
When the /pol/tard gets confused, he screms "muh abraham!" in order to finish the discussion quickly.

>>40853400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8ZU04U-xAo

>>40853461
You accused me of being a christkek (abrahamist) which is something I'm not.

>>40853449
>Ancient Egyptians worshipped picrel and not walking turd demons from hell

That is a lie

>>40853480
Hehehee gets me every time. The crack in his little voice when he's caught is too cute.

>>40853331
> something bad [always] happens to me
> "You deserve to have your face smashed in concrete until you bleed out and die"
> whydobadthingskeephappening????.jpg

Idk sounds like a personal problem.

>>40853291 (OP)
Every old superstition about them is true and OP should be hanged for abrahamism.

nah cats are good but the toxoplasmosis is def real. you gotta keep your distance and keep them clean. hence worshipping them is a good idea. also shooting them when they are an invasive species is also a good idea.

I miss her

>>40853291 (OP)
>Every old superstition about them is true
sailors, celts, and the japanese like black cats. they considered them to be good luck or omens. that's written directly in the wikipedia article where you got your picture, silly.

>>40854088
I almost wanted to mention wikipedia's revisionism in the op but I thought /x/ would know better. EVERY ancient culture old European folk KNEW black cats bring bad luck and you're literally reading something written by obese tranny with leaking axe wound between it's legs. The cat picture is literally titled "Lilith" like the demon Lilith that makes rust coders change their names to "Lily". Why the fuck are you even lurking a board about occult if you don't know ANYTHING about occult you stupid fuck?

>>40853291 (OP)
Hit the gym you fucking dweeb.

>>40854289
Gym is unhealthy. You just stress your body and build unnecessary mass for no reason.
>shorten your lifespan you fucking dweeb.
forget occult this board is full of bluepilled sheeple with no awareness about anything

>>40854287
>>40853291 (OP)
Nice opinions. Unfortunately...

>>40853449
>Every old superstition about them is true and I say this from experience as non-abrahamist.
elaborate?

>>40854287
have you every considered that these creatures might amplify and reflect their surrounding energy? so of course violent idiots like you would have a bad time around them, whereas people that respect and appreciate them have very positive experiences

>>40854350
"Noooo let me be a delusional lardass and project all of my failures onto others. Nooooo". Get offline you fucking dork. You aren't even discussing interesting occult or metaphysical concepts like Project Stargate or cool cryptids, you're just bitching for the sake of getting attention you fat fuck. Holy shit when did this whole website get taken over by the most pathetic losers spamming boards with the lamest discussion points?

>>40853291 (OP)
Seriously stop killing my cat in dreams I only killed that kitten because of SID

>>40853291 (OP)
Honestly I don't like cats at all and don't even find them that cute either. I love so many other animals though.

>>40854287
You're right but unfortunately it will fall on deafening ears here. It's a losing battle.

>>40854442
uh, cool

>>40854385
Right, they literally infect you with a parasite (demon) but they're a source of GOOD. Sure.

>>40854445
They're like little bears dude. Wouldn't you want a polar bear?

If there is a link between jews and the pro black cat agenda, then I will believe they are evil. If you are ever in doubt about what is evil, seek the jewish opinion. If they say it's good, it is not.

>>40854476
Sayanim kill cats like PETA so adopt a siamese to remind you

>>40853291 (OP)
Don't talk about my cute little kitty like that >:(

>>40854494
The cat is m(ine)y nigger

>>40853449
>You really should kill it but at least other people don't have to deal with it.
I did that, another one spawned, 2 cats

>>40853874
< 3 =^__^=

>>40853291 (OP)
what a faggot

>>40854350
I agree. Sports should be banned. Sports allowed for Chad and Stacy to thrive.

>>40854287
>rust coders
Ironically, Rust is the most important thing to happen to computer science since complexity theory.

>>40853291 (OP)
I love kitties!!!

Be nice to the kitties!!!

>>40854457
ackshaully it's ferrets who are literally actual little bears. complete with an overpowering desire to infiltrate all rooms, dig under all the doors, excavate all the trash, and routinely maul you whenever the mood strikes. and taking all your stuff to the bear caves under the furniture.

>>40853291 (OP)
>thread with the purpose of getting schizophrenics to kill their cats
very organic!

Cats, I think, are highly spiritual creatures, regardless of the colour of their fur, they're very attuned to the divine and can see the future to some extent

This is probably where the superstition about black cats being evil come from: witches (real witches, not wicca larpers or cackling green-skinned hags stirring cauldrons) might own cats for the spiritual benefits they bring, and with black being the colour of death in Western thought, black cats were just unlucky: with the association with both witches and death, they never stood a chance

I love cats, not as much as I love dogs, but they're my second-favourite animal, they're intelligent, curious creatures that genuinely love the people that take care of them, please don't hurt them

Pic related, this isn't him but my cat kinda looks like this

>>40855631
>cackling green-skinned hags stirring cauldrons)
that's actually a genuine racial stereotype of hohols, and some of them really like cats. but then again, larping as innocent harmless christian pet-lovers is a very default smokescreen. they also do lots of "pro bono" stuff to keep up apperances.
that stereotype came from somewhere, and it's a snakeoid one.

>>40855646
>hohol
Begone russoid

>>40853385
She is so ugly in a nice way but i love her.

>>40857174
>>40855631
>>40853385
>>40853291 (OP)
SAVE US NIGGERMAN

>>40853291 (OP)
I think it's propaganda from enemy. Cats fought of evil spirits. Also "burning gingers" for witchcraft or the witchhunt againt rh- blood type is "magic for me, not for thee", basically you accuse the enemy of doing something you yourself are doing, condemn them for something you yourself are doing. Just look at pedophilia, the rich are doing it yet they're not bringing them jail right? The cats and common folk witchcraft is the enemy of saturnian satanic institutional ritual magic of the state religions or whatever.

>>40858077
I was just about to bring pedo shit, too. Cats are notorious for being sex pests that breed at alarming rates and will fuck as young as they can. I think if one common animal were to represent it, it would be cats.
Reminds me of the Cats musical with that worthless, boring white cat that they use to represent a young kitten getting used to her sensuality or whatever the fuck.
Cats, lesbos, pedos, sex pests, witches, and dark feminine magic entities are all manner of intertwined.

Cats are gross af but meme themselves clean. Ever had a bunch of strays somewhere? Cat pee is so fucking nasty smelling, even worse than dog pee. And always horny, they don't even have mating seasons.
They don't even have jobs except to kill the rats that tell on how shitty they are.

>>40853291 (OP)
Black animals are generally more aggressive than all other animals because they have more testosterone in their blood. This can be observed in all mammals, including humans. So according to OP's logic, importing, breeding and feeding niggers should also be forbidden. Maybe OP is just a pussy who is disgusted by butterflies and afraid of milk.

>>40858107
>least closeted kiddie fucker
Congrats on the horniest post about cats in the thread. Your mind is definitely set somewhere.

>>40858107
I think there might be some parasites in your mind

>>40853291 (OP)
retard

boop

>>40853291 (OP)
Read them in this order, he said they are Djinn
1. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/36931222/#36931222
2. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/36976168/#36976168
3. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37023268/#37023268
4. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37093515/#37093515
5. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37134196/#37134196
6. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37237392/#37237392
7. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37333243/#37333243

There’s no such thingnasna “black cat”

>>40853291 (OP)
dogs suck cats are good

Snake eye

>>40858107
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ailurophobia

It's okay, anon, you can get help for your condition, you don't have to suffer in silence

>>40853291 (OP)
As someone who has taken care of a few black cats in my life, I can’t help but agree. They are the niggers of the cat world

>>40853291 (OP)
It's just that some godsdamned, anal retentive, Pope had a 'jones' for black cats! Witchcraft is a recognized religion in the US, so Truly Fuck Off!

>>40858107
>cats are sex pests
Seek help for your derangement
>cats don't care about age
Meanwhile dogs will fuck other animals and dogs a fraction of their size
>cat pee smells
The smell is from the type of bacteria that grows on the urine, not the urine itself.

Why is it always low IQ people that don't like cats? It's such a strong correlation. I'm sure a cat-lover has already answered this with peer-reviewed studies.

>>40861431
op probably has like 6 pibbles and says they're all good boys.

last sentence made it too obvious

>>40853291 (OP)
>>40858107

>>40853874
kino

>>40853291 (OP)
the soulless negroid fears the souled feline

>>40858107
I have a theory toxo is actually a dog parasite, and we've been fed the opposite idea that cats have it as propaganda... and this guy definitely has the parasite

>>40853291 (OP)
Filthy dog paws typed this post
>>40864281
yes, everything said here is actually about dogs, which are mutant abominations not even present in nature without human (demonic) intervention

>anti cat thread
>on 4chan
Nigger you have no clue where you even are lmao

>cats BAD
>no, cats GOOD, dogs BAD
>no u
>no u

Please stop fighting ;_;

>>40853291 (OP)
Fuck you. I have two black cats and they’re my best friends.

I love my overbaked loaf of a cat. He's literally the best friend I've ever had.

>>40864314
Ancient Dingos managed to turn into majestic wild canids though

. . . you're going to go after cats and witches? big mistake

>>40853331
>is a cruel and negative retard
>bad things happen
>THOSE FUCKING CATS!!!!!
come on man

>>40853331
>demons do shit to me every time a cat shows up
>it's the cats' fault
Brother, you're projecting some shit

>>40855631
It all comes from the Black Death.
People thought it came from the rats.
The cats hunted the rats, and black cats were simply the most common.
What they didn't know, is that the black death was caused by well poisoning, incidentally by Jews.
Even if they did learn that, like in a Swiss town where removing the Jewish doctor somehow suddenly cleared the black death (no more corpse bile in the wells), the connection between the cats and the rats was established.

>>40866363
Black Death is transmitted by fleas that live on rats. Cats have fleas too.

reptilians hate the lyrans so they invent propaganda against them

btw cats can detect and shoo away bad spirits, because unlike reptilians they're actually good creatures

>>40853291 (OP)
I'm old!

Dogs suck, cats rule

>>40853291 (OP)
That individual black cat that raped you in the ass ass is long-dead now, it wasn't your fault

>>40853291 (OP)
Perhaps you should be burned, for being clinically retarded

has anyone ever noticed that jews HATE cats?
they rarely have dogs or other pets either but they REALLY hate cats.
i've never met or seen a jew online that would like cats. there's bound to be one of them out of the 16 million in existence but as a whole, cats are vermin repellent.

>>40853291 (OP)
kill yourself

>>40853291 (OP)
I am a witch, and I would feed you to my cat as a gourmet dish <3

>>40871131
The meme is that jews hate dogs but really, your post is probably more accurate. Dog worship in the media wouldn't be so prevalent if they hated dogs. They seem to love making cats the villains in kids movies tho...

>>40853291 (OP)
Please tell me how to get them to do magic. I have three black cats and they do fuck all but lay around all day and eat/beg for pets.

>>40853291 (OP)
Lovecraft's cat?

>>40853874
cute

meow

Learn the feline ayy lore, it could save your life. Galactic federation (sirius) and Orion are not your friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyP3h5UGfjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93cUmcA2Py4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2BNLmr9udc

>>40859059
small owl

ackshwally its you, OP, you are the one that expect bad things to happen wanhever u see a black cat, and when it does happen, you go and blame the animal, and not yourself for expecting something bad to happen out of fear of this catholic belief youve been fed by whoever it was.
your post belongs on /b/, you probably think your religious belief is above others and should reign supreme for thy righteousness and thus are offended when it does not seem so.

this thread has nothing supernatural about it.

bump for more felines

>>40853291 (OP)
Ok I dont want to get into this thread. But yes, I am psychic, was remote viewer, have had a high strangeness life and I slept next to a kitten and there were some weird spiritual things. Weird dreams. Definitely altered. The kitten took a major role in the dreams. I did not allow it from that point on. So I do not have much insight to offer. I think the cat was focused on sexual alteration. I am not going to investigate this further, but this is one of those schizo threads that is probably on to something.

>>40853390
Look, I am intuitive or psychic, the fags wish I was gay or open to having anuses penetrated. Cats are psychic. This is real. I was freaked out and did not look more into the phenomena, but something is there.

Off the top of my drunken head, like in terms of their consciousness, they seem capable of channeling entities somewhat. They are semi-divine, right, while the Egyptians worship the full divine (LOL) entities. But yeah, something is here, what it is I cannot say.

>>40879392
>>40879413
Seems to be more like a (((you))) problem

>>40853291 (OP)
I'm more of a dog person, but I have had at least one cat for all but one year of my entire life. They're good for vermin, and for evil spirits. Low-level daimonics are frequently scared away just by a cat's presence.

gato