when he coming?

>>40855443 (OP)
He just came. Give him a moment to recharge, damn.

>>40855443 (OP)
Heaven is an internal reality. You must go within to find it. The kingdom of God is within you and doesn't come physically.

>>40855443 (OP)
Follow his teachings and let Christ form within you. Then you will have authority over all power of the demons.

>>40855497
why didnt you say let christ come in me?

>>40855493
this sounds like repackaged buddhism

>>40855503
Cause that would be gay anon

>>40855504
*hinduism

>>40855509
u rite im tard

>>40855509
*jainism

>>40855520
*sikhism

>>40855525
*Daoism

>>40855532
>>40855525
>>40855520
>>40855509
>>40855504
all satanic and demonic turn to christ

1,280 - 1,300 days. Maximum of 11 years, regardless.

>>40855566
someone save the date and come back when the time comes see if anon is right

>>40855443 (OP)
Never, as he didn't ever exist in the first place.
Only Satan is real.

The Messianic lie must end.

Spiritual teachers, like Jesus, can provide guidance, but it is impossible, even for Christ, to magically fix everything and deliver us all unto paradise.

>>40855449
IM CHARGING

>>40855599
lol
Worship Jesus, you have a spot in His kingdom by His virtue. Be glad He didn't kill you all mercilessly and leave you to hell.

>>40855638
>kill you all mercilessly and leave you to hell.
bet you would like that christcuck and for every single hindu buddhist or mohammedan from the past

>>40855443 (OP)
Wait, he left?

>>40855534
my god doesn't turn me into an obnoxious cunt with limited critical thinking skills

>>40855778
he said he was gonna come back and fix stuff

>>40855638
Infamous 1st-century Jewish general and warlord Jesus Christ was noted for his extreme cruelty and complete lack of compassion and mercy, especially towards sinners

>>40855786
... do you know how to fish?

they keep saying 2027

wasnt there something about 7 years of darkness or struggle or something? that sounds about right

>>40856427
there have been other times of hardship, all the begining signs are perenial problms and all the later stuff in revelations is idk absurd to me

Won't save You. Bring it in You. You are in for Destruction.

why do you guys worship a jew?

>>40855493
thats a satanic idea

Jesus returns September 2032. This is the Truth. Spread the good news. Satan's Kingdom ends in 7 years. Endure.

>>40856774
marking the date, we'll return to see if your right

>>40855497
when he arrives the earth will be trembling as it is talking. The smallest of the living will bow. The messengers exalted will see his humility. The dead will see no barriers. The heavens will open willingly. There will be rejoice but separation from believers and the astray. His judgement will tremble the heavens and upon earth.

>>40856786
do you niggas really believe this shit?

>>40855443 (OP)
He's coming alright

>>40855599
checked and facts.
Jesus is our Light through any Darkness, he will show you the Way because he became the Way.
Most people think the Way is escape, but the Way is simply doing your own work, and then resting when it's done.

>>40855443 (OP)
Right...............
NOW!

>>40856762
So it must right.
The kingdom of Satan starts with the abolition of sports.
Once sports are outlawed, we will have peace on Earth.

>>40855443 (OP)
Good one bro.
------
Gnosticism 2020 onwards, you had to be there!
https://youtu.be/T6zOT3IZ90U?si=zsymwPE7PJ6hXkEc

Step 1. Gnostics rise from hell, and all the fires of hell are placed inside gods butt.
Step 2. The Vampire Queen receives the fetus of Jesus, he is delivered unto the Dark Gnostic Vampire God
(Yes, it was vampiric gnosis).

Nigga aint coming back.

>>40855443 (OP)
The antichirst? Soon, anon. Probably less than 1000 years. No way it will take another 1000 years. It's close. The globohomo wants the whole world to be as one under the same government and religion or whatever it's gonna be called. They want unity and they will get their unity. It is all being tied down. Like, you can't live without a cellphone anymore. Very hard to navigate this human society without this device and they track you down through it. You do all through this device, even dating girls is done through this device. So yes, it will get to the point that the bible talks about, the so called mark of the beast and stuff like that. But how long it will take to get there it's a mistery. Like I said, I think it's less than 1000 years. We already are in the age of aquarius and each new eon a new system is installed. This one will be destroyed and a new one will be built. Or is being built.

>>40855443 (OP)
Read them in this order, you will know
1. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/36931222/#36931222
2. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/36976168/#36976168
3. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37023268/#37023268
4. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37093515/#37093515
5. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37134196/#37134196
6. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37237392/#37237392
7. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37333243/#37333243

>>40855443 (OP)
Never. It's all made up.

>>40855497
I had to plead the blood against a multitude of demons, about three weeks ago. Including at least one demoness (the chief demoness, who's name I'll not mention). They were successfully repelled.

>>40858505
Now.

>>40855443 (OP)
We're actually already in the 5th Seal ("How long, o Lord?") so anywhere between 2 weeks - 20 years.

>>40860513
I've started pleading the blood over my life every night before I sleep and the demonic attacks have almost completely ceased.
Praise be to His holy name forever.

>>40855443 (OP)
I thought the comet was bringing him?

>>40855443 (OP)
I always kinda felt like judgement day would have to happen at a point in time where most people had a fair chance at being born and choosing God. Maybe that's why society is projected to collapse in the next few decades

>>40855443 (OP)
>when he coming?
Start here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1m0ytpq/attention_at_least_one_rapture_has_already/

Then read this comment:

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1m0ytpq/attention_at_least_one_rapture_has_already/n5vpisj/

>>40855443 (OP)
At half-past Never..

blimp

>>40855493
>>40855497
>>40855504
>Jesus is an avatar.

>>40862507
Please tell me you're the creator of this... Biggest fucking larp. Cherry picked through various translations and deep deep what ifs and hypotheticals yes I've looked into this.

>>40855443 (OP)
Is the Christian rapture a universe-scale event? Could one avoid final judgement by being off-planet? If shit hits the fan I'll have to go back to my home world for a few years.

>>40862507
>>40866556
According to this fag, yes.

>>40855443 (OP)
Every ending has its own personal Jesus.

>>40855443 (OP)
He likes to be called Chris

>>40856774
Kabamur on /x/ claims you are Trump. What do you think of the new age cult?

>>40855443 (OP)
2 weeks

Two weeks? Two years? Twenty thousand? How about he's doing none of em

>hey guys i'm coming back to save the whole world in the future, no i don't know what day, nor does anyone else, that's how secret it is

I ask that all the time.

>>40869076
>I'm putting together a team, you in?

36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,

39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

41 Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.

43 But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up.

44 Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.

>it's gonna be when you least expect it bro, seriously bro nobody knows when i'm gonna do it, could be any time, any day

>and when i come back bro? guess what? i'm not getting crucified by the government again. instead i'm kicking the government's ass. bro not even the angels know when i'm going to do it, because they can't be trusted, i outrank them, that's how secret it is and how big of a deal i am

>... anyway you gotta keep watching out for me. be on the lookout. be ready

--Jesus, ~2000 years ago

>>40856774
Have you ever read about The Great Awakening? They had lots of stuff like that

>>40869215
>43 But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up.

... this is my favourite part, by far. it implies jesus needs to sneak around to accomplish this

hahahahahahaha

hey wait a second

uh oh

according to Jesus he can probably be arrested by a security guard, so it has to be a secret

very cool, Jesus, it's amazing people believed this for two thousand years

He is likely alive but will remain in hiding because humanity doesn't deserve him.
The people that were supposed to work with him ended up betraying him.

>>40856774
The same thing was said a thousand years ago. Mid.

if the government knew when Jesus was coming back then security guards could catch him, preventing him from ruling the world as the one true god and saving us all, so it has to be a secret, you see.

In all seriousness I'm pretty sure the religion is officially over now

>>40869215
>oh yea there will be wars famine and plauge(always has existed) and no one knows when im coming back
yea right dude

>>40855443 (OP)
that's what she said

>>40869486
Only Christianity? Because Judaism is a bigger problem in this world that gave rise to that one and Islam, and its too influenced on Atenism to be correct for this world.
Judaism might have tools but its entirely incorrect as a religion and the trojan horse for all the demons.

>>40869526
>Who, after reading the above, would dare to deny that the coming of Christ was a gigantic failure, and the claims of his Church and followers as gigantic a sham?

We have officially entered the Æon of Horus. Monotheism is dead.

Burn the churches and synagogues and mosques down, fuck it

the last 6000 years, and especially the last two 2000, were a waste of everyone's time

>...and the government shall be upon his shoulder...
Isaiah 9:6
>be forcibly admitted to hospital
>resist the drugging
>pinned down by the shoulders by government hired goons so they can forcibly drug me
I'm not saying I'm the prophesied one, but there it is.

>>40869567
Jesus failed, and you can, too

this is why Mao Zedong needs more respect in the West

>>40869576
>talking to older lady
>she says I'm Wonderful
There it is again.

>>40869580
Genesis 3:15
>...it shall bruise thy head...
Pic very related.

>>40869594
Native Americans didn't have these problems. Burn the Bible

>>40869602
You sure about that.

>>40869607
>more monotheist holy books

into the fire they go, let the healing begin

>how to defeat Satan for real

yup, burn the Bible, make it go away

>>40869616
>calls himself Lucifer
>encourages Bible burning
Doesn't get any more cliche.

>>40869623
Egypt attempted to erase Akhenaten completely, which in hindsight was very wise

>I'm here to tell you about The One True God, MINE

shoot that lying motherfucker

he missed the train
will have to wait a little longer

Anyway, the point was NOT actually to bring up Jesus once more. Jesus was the "savior" of his era. In meme'ing the idea that he specifically needed to come back, it actually is just a way to usurp the position of who was truly meant to take the reigns of this era. Like a nepo baby of sorts.

I will also remind you that Jesus in inherently tied to a feminine religion, despite it not seeming that way.

Any stories related to him may actually be a mashup. But he is at least compromised like Dionysus and Funfluns because he seems to be tied to the Venus feminine figure.

I will remind you that the woman of the Apocalypse is just a retelling of the birth of Venus
>dressed by the Sun, meaning the dawn
>moon at her feet, referencing the moon and "star"
>the dragon that chases her makes an allusion to the story of Typhon who chases Aphrodite and her "son" whom later become Pisces (the constellation Jesus is supposed to represent)
>also referenced in Saint Margaret (whose name means 'pearl')
>she replaced the old Israel (Ouranos) to become the "new" Israel
>god is said to be Love

So there you have it again. Why we exist in such a chaotic emotionally unwell times.

We don't need Jesus back. We need a new figure that is not tied to these female entities to fix the mess they've made.

If they knew anything good, there wouldn't be as many fragmented denominations that branched off Judaism like it did.

All they do is seed chaos. When they try to fix a problem, they create 100 more.

It reminds me of the way you people operate yet somehow you can't help yourselves and keep going thinking it eventually will help at all.

So when does it stop finally?

>>40869626
Hey, those are my words! And yet you name yourself Lucifer which is very close to that entity like Aten.
Reminds you of something? Atena? Venus?
The one that pretends to be a Sun but its not?
No?

Too bad another religion took up on it and created the main three baddies we have to deal with now.

Have you guys not noticed in all your time being chronically online how there is always a new petty dumb argument branching off an argument?

Even for entertainment fandoms, there is always something new that gets people going and riled up.

All this emotional, incoherent rambling is what these people consider "fighting". Its their version of "work". They think that if they get riled up arguing their side of things that they are progressing something.

Great! But ultimately it has worse consequences for our lives and our spaces.

Its all worthless shit. All of it.

"Employing" random mentally unwell people is done purposely to create more nonsense and distract even more with nonsense.

This is not progress nor advancement.

I thank my Lords for giving me a male brain to be able to see and overcome this, despite that my brain got hijacked by entities who operate with that feminine chaotic energy.

Just feminine chaotic energy pretending to be masculine warrior energy.

This will be one of those kooky theories, but this is probably why the West never updated to sidereal like India did.

That way they could delude people who were sidereal Pisces people to think they are tropical Aries, and play-pretend to be assertive proactive leaders that they are not.

And that's why we have this kind of nonsensical garbage kind of "fighting" as well as purposeless wars.

I could go on and perhaps actually make a better researched essay on it but these feminine entities don't let me work as well as I could actually do.

>>40855443 (OP)
you are jesus

>>40855443 (OP)
Christianity was the I AM doctrine veiled for the piscean age, a judeo-masonic concoction, specifically Jupiter and the Sun in Pisces. Islam was Venus in Pisces. For the aquarian age the I AM doctrine will be veiled under the guise of AI and other technological creations.

Jesus = Je suis = Jeshua = Yah Weh = Jove = Jupiter = Zeus = Deus = I AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZftML6pAv7E

>>40855638
>Be glad He didn't kill you all mercilessly and leave you to hell.
Imagine posting your vicarious power fantasies anonymously on the internet and not feeling like a total fucking clown

>>40855443 (OP)
“Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.” (Matthew 25:13)

Howbeit, we can know it's getting close because Israel is back in their land and the church is gone into full apostasy. Next in the prophetic calendar would be the man of sin.

>>40872609
Imagine a world where I give a fuck

>>40869823
chaotic energy is attracted to you because you have none or very little of it