Thread 40858143

According the gospels, Jesus was given authority over Heaven and Earth, but not Hell. What if the Hell we know of is actually lorded over by Satan until the end of time and all other religions are his which he uses to selectively reward his followers? Satan wanted to be God so what if God gave him his wish somewhat? Could the heavens of other religions simply be partitions of Hell that aren't complete torture?

Do not reply to this thread if you are not Christian, you will be banned.

>>40858143 (OP)
Then i would go to hell to bring everyone back.

What if it’s Buddhism and you’ve wasted your whole life trying to appease archons and hungry ghosts?

>>40858180
Buddhists believe in Hell.

>>40858143 (OP)
I'm beyond good and evil, dude. My wings are flapping on their own.

>>40858143 (OP)
Hell and Heaven are constructs created by mind.
You are the one who is creating them if you think they are real they will be.

>>40858207
Hell is administered by Man, good and evil effect karma of Mankind and Man might attack you for evil and praise you for good.

>>40858143 (OP)
What if Jahannam is real and the only way out of it is Islam?

>>40858216
Why do demons follow Islam?

>>40858143 (OP)
All you had to do was live in the Truth and not cause suffering through lies

All who couldn’t resist lying will go to hell with the father of lies who places the lies into their mouths for them to speak

>>40858185
No we do not!

>>40858143 (OP)
Yes anon, our sin he will judge because we are forgiven

>>40858143 (OP)
Follow a book with a core semitic story surrounded by various other teachings? That happened to spread through Europe 1500 years ago?
lmao even

Everytime you see a x'tian talking about heaven and hell, INVERT IT, and you will have the real meaning of it.
The x'tian god forgives everything, except blasphemy. So his heaven is full of the same bad people we see on Earth, such as politicians, roasties, chads and every sort of psychopath, whereas in hell there are only artists who commited blasphemy. We could even say our world would be heaven if it wasnt for heavy metal and videogames.

HELL IS EMPTY. And the succubi are bored.

>>40858143 (OP)
You mean God would just tell us the Way? He would tell a bunch of rich sociopaths? He would tell everyone? Because he loves us?

So wait, Christianity is only foolishness to those who are destined to burn?

Oh wow, that’s interesting and it does make sense. The things of God are foolish to greedy men.

Of course God told us the way, but men love violence and lies.

Don’t say you weren’t warned.

We're already in hell
Why else would rape and menial labor exist

>>40858502
Unforutnate individuals like yourself are much worse than the Christians
You should be institutionalised

What if the sky was brown?

>do not teply to this thread if you aren't christian
also, what's the purpose of asking a question OP if you already have your preferred and 'correct' answer?
christcucks are silly.

A good god wouldn't send people to be tortured for all eternity for not worshipping them, Christianity is just a cult that uses fear to get gullible retards into it.
>>40858143 (OP)
>Do not reply to this thread if you are not Christian, you will be banned.
Sounds like you've already decided to fall for it then.

>>40858143 (OP)
you realize this is the "Paranormal" board, right? did you ever pay any attention to the topic of the paranormal in the '90s or early 2000s? if you did your innate sense of pattern recognition would tell you this thread was posted onto the wrong board. The paranormal deals with the mysteries of the unexplained, phenomena that falls outside of mainstream explanations. Christianity is a mainstream explanation, there's nothing paranormal about it (yes, a few of its legends contain "paranormal phenomena" but these are all fully explained by your doctrines so there's no mystery...). Since your whole aim is to gain converts for your faith, i.e. you have political aims, why not try posting this on the "Politically Incorrect" board instead?

What if we are in hell, and Christianity is one of the many religions the devil planted to make people perpetually confused and taking lies as gospel truth?