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Anonymous No.40861717 >>40861992 >>40864577 >>40866047 >>40872345 >>40872927 >>40873240 >>40873727 >>40879551 >>40880348 >>40881237 >>40881416 >>40882780 >>40896660 >>40900522 >>40900598 >>40901932 >>40912287 >>40912998 >>40916337 >>40919280 >>40919871 >>40924917 >>40929568 >>40939326 >>40941412
it's less than 90 days until Halloween, time to begin the generals
Anonymous No.40861732 >>40896869
Anonymous No.40861895
Came every year just for this
Anonymous No.40861992
>>40861717 (OP)
already?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Anonymous No.40862026 >>40864756 >>40868840 >>40898602
apple cider season baby!
Anonymous No.40862059 >>40862319 >>40896869
Is this the thread?
Anonymous No.40862069
i fucking love pumpkin spice. i don't care if it's foidshit, it's crazy good. hell yes.
Anonymous No.40862140 >>40892387
Silver Shamrock!
Anonymous No.40862229 >>40862542
I know the most evil people I know. Like I'm not Jesus but I actually could've stopped some shit and a mountain of dumb shits got in my way to say the least like these people would've made the devil himself blush with just how full of piss and shit and hypocrisy and lowdown dirtbag so bad it's funny then even worse so it's not again trailer trash fuckbaggery these people are guilty of like hell is a real place on earth any time you want to open the fucking portal and these people have it propped open.
Anonymous No.40862319 >>40862537 >>40896869 >>40901724
>>40862059
Anonymous No.40862537 >>40869772
>>40862319
https://youtu.be/4d2VuSu7-bY
>>40859460
Anonymous No.40862542
>>40862229
halloween thread, botfag
Anonymous No.40862579
Anonymous No.40862588 >>40864759
Bump! I love Halloween, go listen to Art Bell Ghost to Ghost 2003
Anonymous No.40863386 >>40869805 >>40875758 >>40882919
cool, love these threads
Anonymous No.40864577
>>40861717 (OP)
i agree
Anonymous No.40864756
>>40862026
was just thinking about making some cider instead of coffee this morning - kek LETS GO!
Anonymous No.40864759
>>40862588
roger
Anonymous No.40864776 >>40891911 >>40919310 >>40941601
Will there be global chemical warfare in autumn?
Anonymous No.40864794 >>40894214 >>40914367
Anonymous No.40865608 >>40879002
I guess I should start planning my October reading list. I always do A Night in the Lonesome October. There's a new Pynchon novel coming out in October too.
Anonymous No.40866047 >>40879489
>>40861717 (OP)
>>>/tv/213437803

Will Joonas die on Halloween?
https://gematriaeffect.news/sean-connery-dead-on-halloween-october-31-2020/
https://gematriaeffect.news/lyon-priest-attacked-halloween-october-31-2020-attacker-on-the-run/
https://gematriaeffect.news/samurai-sword-attack-on-quebec-city-halloween-october-31-2020/
https://gematriaeffect.news/fr-edmund-aloysius-walshs-death-21-days-after-his-71st-birthday-october-31-1956-halloween/
https://gematriaeffect.news/mf-doom-reported-dead-december-31-2020-despite-having-died-on-halloween/
https://gematriaeffect.news/alpo-martinez-330-am-murder-on-147th-street-near-frederick-douglas-boulevard-on-halloween-october-31-2021/
https://gematriaeffect.news/bitcoin-white-paper-day-halloween-satoshi-nakamotos-april-5-1975-birthday/
https://gematriaeffect.news/adam-zimmer-son-of-mike-zimmer-dead-at-38-halloween-october-31-2022/
https://gematriaeffect.news/snickers-2023-halloween-ad-mocks-the-world/
https://gematriaeffect.news/ken-mattingly-who-saved-the-apollo-13-crew-dead-at-87-halloween-october-31-2023/
https://gematriaeffect.news/taraja-ramsess-dead-at-41-with-his-three-children-halloween-october-31-2023/
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Anonymous No.40868840 >>40879563
>>40862026
I wish I could still drink. I'd definitely use Halloween as an excuse to get wasted.
Anonymous No.40868855 >>40879849 >>40879933 >>40881161 >>40896577
halloween lands on a friday this year. what's everyone got planned? good chance the streets will be packed cause of this.
Anonymous No.40868987 >>40869980 >>40871951 >>40876199 >>40879571
Anon help me to love Halloween. I dislike makeup, I dislike playing dress up (it’s literally fake and gay), I think the whole spooky darkness thing is mostly edgelording and usually extremely cringe. But my kids like Halloween and most normal people like it and think it’s fun.

My mom used to make us call out an extremely lame and weak chant instead of β€œtrick or treat” because it was quaint and reminded her of her missed childhood and of course we weren’t going to actually play any tricks if we didnt get a treat.

Halloween just seems like a bunch of pomp and circumstance and too many people use it as an excuse to be a dipshit and go ham when you don’t actually need some spoopy excuse to blast rails in the bathroom with neighbors you just met and try to feel up the dude down the streets semi-hot wife.

Why should I care?
Anonymous No.40869772
>>40862537
mmm, i can literally smell that pic. can't wait for Fall to get here. my favorite season of all time. Halloween being my favorite holiday of all time. winter is too depressing. spring is for horny faggots. summer is for normies. Hail Samhain!
Anonymous No.40869805
>>40863386
> banana added for disappointment
must-not-polpost
must-not-polpost
Anonymous No.40869980
>>40868987
>my kids like Halloween and most normal people like it and think it’s fun.
>Why should I care?
Your kids like Halloween, isn't that enough of a reason to care?
Anonymous No.40871022
bump
Anonymous No.40871951
>>40868987
>I think the whole spooky darkness thing is mostly edgelording and usually extremely cringe.
Thats part of the fun.
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Dakota !!SzAOCPNJ/hz No.40872345 >>40872534
>>40861717 (OP)
i really hope some big things happen to me b4 then not like the 2 more weeks stuff just good things.
Anonymous No.40872534
>>40872345
But sir, this is a Samhain thread.
Anonymous No.40872927
>>40861717 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GNWSaO0Utw
Anonymous No.40872954 >>40873107 >>40873109 >>40873214 >>40873227 >>40873441 >>40873561 >>40873850 >>40874569 >>40874584 >>40875164 >>40875276 >>40875762 >>40877262 >>40879215 >>40879489 >>40880057 >>40880074 >>40881158 >>40881256 >>40881890 >>40882071 >>40882213 >>40882341 >>40882465 >>40883322 >>40883916 >>40892611
Dubs decides what I dress as for halloween
Anonymous No.40873107
>>40872954
dubs demands you dress like Woody from Toy Story, sorry bro, not my call
Anonymous No.40873109
>>40872954
Spoderman.
>no spoopy frens to enjoy the season with.
I wanna go explore haunted places but dont wanna go alone.
Anonymous No.40873214
>>40872954
the opposite sex
Anonymous No.40873227
>>40872954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtyxJSGM3x0
Anonymous No.40873240
>>40861717 (OP)
sigh I wanted to be skinny for Halloween too :///
Anonymous No.40873441 >>40873472
>>40872954
Ghost
Anonymous No.40873472
>>40873441
https://youtu.be/J6EDW5WFb2M&t=52s
Anonymous No.40873561
>>40872954
Kamala Harris
Anonymous No.40873727 >>40873761 >>40873853 >>40885375 >>40909777 >>40924917
>>40861717 (OP)
Halloween is derived from Samhain, a traditional Celtic festival of child sacrifice. Held at the end of the growing season when they count their winter stores and see that everyone can’t be fed. So they murdered children who were unproductive and easily replaced.
Anonymous No.40873761 >>40873857
>>40873727
why children and not olds?
Anonymous No.40873850
>>40872954
sneed
Anonymous No.40873853 >>40873865
>>40873727
do pagans really?
Anonymous No.40873857 >>40885375 >>40909777
>>40873761
Olds died in their own anyway. The life expectancy was much shorter. Most men were dying at 35-45 and anyone older that that was wise enough to realize that the useless eaters could destabilize the settlement.
Anonymous No.40873865
>>40873853
If they didn’t they’d no longer be pagan
Anonymous No.40874330 >>40875083
i wish it was halloween every single day. theres a magic in the air that just tickles my soul
Anonymous No.40874569
>>40872954
Dickman or Throbbin
Anonymous No.40874584
>>40872954
your normal clothes but on blackface
Anonymous No.40874759 >>40875083
>autumn & halloween decorations already in stores
fuck I'm ready, get this shitty hot muggy summer out of here. I want the crisp air, the howling wind, the leaves on the ground, the pumpkins, fall jackets, the cloudy skies, all of it
Anonymous No.40875083
>>40874330
>i wish it was halloween every single day.
You and me both anon.

>>40874759
Was at my local Michael's last month and I gotta say it's a weird feeling seeing Halloween decor out this early, I'm enjoying it though. And yeah I'm also ready for for cool Fall weather, can't get here fast enough.
Anonymous No.40875164
>>40872954
Undress yourself.
Anonymous No.40875207 >>40883021
Hey everyone I got a question for yall, I remember last year an anon had got a Elysium (or something) pumpkin pack. Are they any good? and when would be a good time to get one?
Anonymous No.40875276
>>40872954
a female stripper
Anonymous No.40875758
>>40863386
This needs to be updated. Almost every house hands out full bars now. One neighbor hands out beer for the parents. Where do I go from here?
What is the best kind of full-sized candy to give out? Would some people prefer glow sticks?
Anonymous No.40875762
>>40872954
The slutty green M&M
Anonymous No.40876199
>>40868987
"why should i care" so your kids who like halloween enjoy themselves unlike you as a kid with your mom - not everything is about you - as a parent you're the one giving them good memories or bad memories and childhood is over fast- 20 years later you might all be strangers - have fun don't worry about cringe or your past experiences embrace the moment with your loved ones that's all any holiday is about in the united states - plus free candy and some adults give out shots/beers to parents who take their kids trick or treating
Anonymous No.40877262
>>40872954
Awesom-o
Anonymous No.40879002 >>40879521 >>40910169
>>40865608
>There's a new Pynchon novel coming out in October too.
Hey I think I remember you. I did end up grabbing Vineland after you listed a bunch of Pynchon synopses for me a couple months ago. Very funny, though his paragraph sentences and gratuitous flashbackery were a bit disorienting at first. Will probably grab Bleeding Edge soon. Cheers.
Anonymous No.40879215 >>40880263
>>40872954
Trump
Anonymous No.40879489
>>40866047
if this worked, you could have made more accurate predictions.

>>40872954
The dice have spoken, the dubs anoint them with authority.
Shizuku Murasaki from Hunter x Hunter
Anonymous No.40879521
>>40879002
Yeah, I think I posted something like that in an /x/ books thread a few months back. Glad you enjoyed Vineland! I highly recommend exploring the way these books interact with parapolitics, if you aren't doing that already. Vineland overlaps with a lot of the Reagan era corruption that I was fascinated by as a young person. Bleeding Edge too. In that one Pynchon not only name-drops the PROMIS software but he refers to the Mossad connections related to it's spread. If I hadn't read the Danny Casolaro article in the 80 Greatest Conspiracies of All Time when I was fourteen years old I probably wouldn't be looking at a board like this one twenty years later.
Anonymous No.40879551
>>40861717 (OP)
I look forward to these threads every year.
I just hope that you don't burn yourself out because you started so soon and stop posting before the big day arrives.
( Halloween )
Anonymous No.40879563 >>40879792 >>40880275 >>40916289
>>40868840
Drinking alcohol is for losers. Drink hot cocoa instead. Or try picrel.
Anonymous No.40879571
>>40868987
Its probably just not for you. Don't try and force it.
Anonymous No.40879792
>>40879563
NTA. Looks delicious, all that mildly psychoactive colourings, all that interferon interfering artificial sweeteners.
And it's aimed at children.
Anonymous No.40879849 >>40879872
>>40868855
sit alone in the dark browsing these threads, playing videogames and eating candy
Anonymous No.40879872 >>40879965
>>40879849
any games in particular? you should at least go out for a walk and just enjoy the moment.
Anonymous No.40879933 >>40880000
>>40868855
Most likely be at a friend's Halloween party. If that falls through then I'll be here happily posting in these threads, drinking whatever seasonal pumpkin beer I can get my hands on.
Anonymous No.40879965 >>40880000 >>40880065
>>40879872
I'll try to finish Slender The Arrival
I bought on halloween 2021 and intended to finish it next halloween but haven't touched it on the last 3
time flies when you're just rotting
Anonymous No.40880000 >>40881870
>>40879965
is it any good?
trust me man, go out on a walk. it'll help.

>>40879933
nice. pumpkin beer sounds very interesting. I've tried hard apple cider and hard pineapple cider. I'll keep an eye out for that.
Anonymous No.40880057
>>40872954
If female: Ashley Graves or Elvira
if male: Ozzy Osbourne or Gabe Newell
Anonymous No.40880065
>>40879965
Haven't played the Eight Pages. Though I have fond memories playing the original one with friends so I just boot that up on occasion.
Anonymous No.40880074 >>40880263
>>40872954
george floyd
Anonymous No.40880263 >>40880959
>>40879215
>>40880074
look, ma! I did it! I made a spam bot!

that's nice, dear
ChatTDG_V5 !!Z0MA/4gprbd No.40880275 >>40881868
>>40879563

>LetΒ΄s go poison the kids with industrial grade dyes!!

You are a cruel person. :)
Anonymous No.40880348 >>40937519
>>40861717 (OP)
>posted 3 days ago
agh shit... how many days is it less than now until halloween
Anonymous No.40880539 >>40880659
Anonymous No.40880659 >>40881187
>>40880539
nah. never build yourself up. you'll overhype the experience and regret it
Anonymous No.40880959 >>40882312
>>40880263
Two posts is a spambot?
Anonymous No.40881158
>>40872954
I'd say go as sonic.
Anonymous No.40881161 >>40882772
>>40868855
Queen Mary - Dark Harbor
Anonymous No.40881187
>>40880659
depends on the scares, but yeah the amount of Halloweenyness I feel does kind of depend on the weather and mood and whatnot, and it is pretty peak Summerween atm so it's a different kind of scary atm
Anonymous No.40881237 >>40881347
>>40861717 (OP)
I've never understood the American obsession with Halloween. Nothing about it is scary, and why should I give sweets to little cunts who knock on my door?
Anonymous No.40881256
>>40872954
VDV
Anonymous No.40881347
>>40881237
People decorate their houses with things children would find scary such as but not limited to ghouls, fiends, wolves, skeletons, devils and witches. If the children are brave enough to face their fears and walk to the front door past the gauntlet, they are awarded candy. Its a sort of social ritual, a milestone that is important for children. All good things in life are just beyond fear and uncertainty. Im proud to say my homes decorations have scared many kids but they are awarded with the good candy
Anonymous No.40881416 >>40881555
>>40861717 (OP)
>still one month of summer left
>goes up to 30 degree celcius next week
Anonymous No.40881555
>>40881416
>up to 30 degree celcius
>up to
30c is jacket weather
t. florida man
Anonymous No.40881868 >>40881991
>>40880275
Its for ( you ) to drink. Not kids.
Drink up, pedantic faggot. Better yet, dopes like you should just stick to drinking alcohol.
Anonymous No.40881870 >>40882766
>>40880000
Give this a try, this was my main go to last Halloween. I actually bought the last pack and only now a, getting around to drinking them. One each month til it's back on shelves.
Anonymous No.40881890
>>40872954
Jeffrey Epstein.
Take a clipboard with a naughty list with you.
ChatTDG_V5 !!Z0MA/4gprbd No.40881991 >>40882071 >>40894446
>>40881868

All right all right, jeez!! Some of them look like fun, just gotta find a less toxic substitute for the Gatorade ...
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Anonymous No.40882071 >>40883908
>>40881991
>just gotta find a less toxic substitute for the Gatorade
but it's got electrolytes
>>40872954
dwayne elizondo mountain dew camacho
Anonymous No.40882213 >>40882566
>>40872954
Subservient chicken.
Anonymous No.40882312 >>40882341
>>40880959
pls no bully kid. he's working on it
Anonymous No.40882341
>>40882312
One post is bullying?

>>40872954
Fuck it.
Selim the first if you're a woman and HΓΌrrem if you're not.
Anonymous No.40882465
>>40872954
Holy Cornholio, with TP covering your bunghole.
> CAPTCHA SH0AA
Kek, one dubs get, please.
Anonymous No.40882566 >>40882902
>>40882213
That image is cool but looks so uncomfortable
Anonymous No.40882573
I don't think it's a general if you don't include the subject
Anonymous No.40882766
>>40881870
cool, hopefully I can get my hand on at least one. I really enjoy the taste of beer a lot.
Anonymous No.40882772 >>40896410
>>40881161
a classic forsure. Never went myself but I heard it's scary. Long Beach is a really nice area.
Anonymous No.40882780
>>40861717 (OP)
Spooky season back on track to be extra spooky this year
Anonymous No.40882902
>>40882566
Checked.
Skill issue. Riding the broom, or brooming, is as natural as is breathing to every real witch.
Anonymous No.40882919
>>40863386
The old timer is objectively best.
Anonymous No.40883021
>>40875207
They just put out the 6pk of night owl, but I'm not sure if the variety pack is out yet. If not, should be by start of September.
Regular pumpkin ale is ok
Same with the stout.
But the best is the pumpkachinno and the imperial pumpkin ale.
Anonymous No.40883322 >>40883623 >>40889065
>>40872954
roland
Anonymous No.40883623 >>40883822 >>40899281
>>40883322
>the one pick that requires 5 minutes of googling
>it's literally just a pale twink in a black suit
Anonymous No.40883822 >>40883960 >>40889065
>>40883623
if only you knew anon
ChatTDG_V5 !!Z0MA/4gprbd No.40883908
>>40882071

I am a bit paranoid about advertising slogans. I know, always expecting the worst ... nice watermelonium btw. ;)
ChatTDG_V5 !!Z0MA/4gprbd No.40883916
>>40872954

Three toasters in a trenchcoat.
Anonymous No.40883960
>>40883822
I'm not into twink lore, sorry.
Anonymous No.40885345 >>40901762 >>40914051
Anonymous No.40885375
>>40873727
>>40873857
A bullshitter or retarded? You decide.
Anonymous No.40885462
Stay safe this Halloween, guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whc7IS94s1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCi3zb8QFhE
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Anonymous No.40888148 >>40888162 >>40890582
For Halloween I'm planning on dressing up like pic related and playing a few extreme metal songs for friends and family on guitar. I'm not sure about the corpse paint, I might just put on a balaclava. I found an app that turns your phone into a sound-activated strobe light so there will be some VFX too.

With or without the lyrics? It's probably too much but whatever.

https://youtu.be/sGBCaUbAy-o
https://youtu.be/8ufmujO00Tk
Anonymous No.40888162
>>40888148
>picture related
Anonymous No.40888240
Anonymous No.40888294
Soon...
Anonymous No.40889065
>>40883822
>>40883322
This guy got double dubs I hope you follow up OP
Anonymous No.40890418 >>40890565 >>40890582 >>40891054 >>40891068 >>40896580 >>40906101 >>40908618 >>40926838 >>40929511 >>40933088
what is some good music for halloween
Anonymous No.40890565
>>40890418
Try any of the Vintage Obscura Halloween mixes.
Anonymous No.40890582
>>40890418
https://youtu.be/r67xOaGrs-Y
>>40888148
>With or without the lyrics?
With. If you're gonna dress up and engineer some VFX, you might as well go all the way. Maybe also consider pyrotechnics if doing this outside.
Anonymous No.40891054
>>40890418
Old school death metal.
Anonymous No.40891068
>>40890418
monster mash
thriller
halloween theme
Anonymous No.40891911
>>40864776
Anonymous No.40892387
>>40862140
Underrated
Anonymous No.40892611 >>40896376
>>40872954
Seggsy Frangenstein
Anonymous No.40892618
We’re so fuggin back. I’ll drop what spoopy I got ready. I’ll get more pics of decor when I can.
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Anonymous No.40893589 >>40895677
I mostly consider the Muh Celtic Roots stuff to be bullshit, but I do wish more Scots cared about Halloween. You Yanks perfected it, but it heavily draws on our traditions. I wish we still cared as much as you do.

That's not to say I want people to take it too seriously. It is - and should be - primarily for weans. But we should embrace a great holiday we gave the world
Anonymous No.40894214
>>40864794
spoooooky
Anonymous No.40894446 >>40899521
>>40881991
Use various fruit juices and make your own all natural drink dyes. For example, you can use things like butterfly pea flower tea and things like it.
Anonymous No.40895677
>>40893589
aint click that sht
Anonymous No.40895774
Halloween came early, a spooky ghost stole my recycling bin.

/blog
Anonymous No.40896376
>>40892611
This anon wins with 11 as the dubs
I will post pics on hallowseve on the halloween thread
See you then
Anonymous No.40896410 >>40898618
>>40882772
Long beach is NOT a nice area. The majority of it is mad ghetto. Im the anon going to Dark Harbor. Ive never been but I've gone to Universal Horror Nights 3 times now. Tickets on presale were $80 for the top tier tickets (first in line, arrive 1 hour early) where as Horror Nights tickets were $90 for geberal admission (no fast pass, wait 1.5 hours plus in line)

It was a no brainer. Also driving through LA sucks balls. This way I'll be taking off in the other direction
Anonymous No.40896577 >>40896611 >>40898618 >>40901680
>>40868855
i'll probably be working the night shift, so hopefully enjoying a bastard-free store and takin it eazy
Anonymous No.40896580
>>40890418
dixieland jazz imported from switzerland
Anonymous No.40896606
hate to be a meta posting faggot, but is /x/ finally healing? It's jarring to see actual /x/-related topics on the catalog for once, instead of a bunch of religioushart political crack smoke xitter hobnobbery
it's been so insufferable for years, i barely use this board. The last thread I remember actively participating in was one of these halloween generals. Even then it was mostly image spam, so I was just listening to some old halloween radio tunes someone linked in the thread
Anonymous No.40896611 >>40896745
>>40896577
Sucks bro. What country and what type of store? Hopefully not a gas station/convenience store
Anonymous No.40896660
>>40861717 (OP)
Only good x thread.
Anonymous No.40896745 >>40896757
>>40896611
land of the lard
i stock the shelves at a grocery store. kinda hellish but i've grown used to it. worst part of the job is lugging around huge ass uboats as bratty little nignogs run around the store while their fat retard parents have social gatherings right in the middle of the aisle
Anonymous No.40896757 >>40896826
>>40896745
Thats bullshit. I know exactly the demographic youre talking about and I hate it. I used to do retail here in the US and my heart goes out to you. Christmas is the worst. Get out asap anon its soul crushing. But either way hope halloween is chill for you
Anonymous No.40896826 >>40908675
>>40896757
holidays are usually chill, tbdesu. The annoying asshole customers who bumrush me all the time asking about random shit outside my department tend to ask where the simple shit is during the chrissmassy thymes (where's yer cranberry saurse, buttermilk, turkey, cheese) and with the department manager on xmas vacation there's usually a stand-in assistant manager from another department on a coke bender who ends up doing 99% of the work, so I can just work whatever overstock we have for like an hour and then hang out in the cooler by myself for the rest of the shift. The worst part is the months that follow december, where I'm called in to work during a fucking blizzard and I'm forced to drive on unplowed roads (almost got into an accident five times last winter).
>Get out asap
I would if I was motivated to. I'm just pretty lost right now, anon. I'm intimidated by higher education because I have undiagnosed ADHD and cant even focus on my hobbies. Thankfully, I'm getting an evaluation this week, after a year and a half of being jerked around. Maybe once I've found the right medication, I can test the waters by advancing in one of my creative skills. If I can do that successfully, I'll go trade shopping or something, i dunno.
Until then, the grocery store's the best wagie option I got. Everyone knows retail sucks, but at least I can lay low at this job most of the time, meaning I can take way longer breaks because noone notices I'm gone + I get my work done really fast so they'd have no reason to yell at me anyway
Anonymous No.40896869 >>40897880 >>40901746
>>40862059
>>40861732
>>40862319
Why are Halloween aesthetics so comfy? I never tire of it and I don't think I ever will.
Anonymous No.40897880
>>40896869
Warm orange tones are always comfy, and then you have something that should be spooky instead be friendly. It’s the juxtaposition and combination that make it nice. Not to mention Halloween has an air of magic to it that other holidays, save Christmas don’t have.
Anonymous No.40898157 >>40901770 >>40901801
Obligatory.
Anonymous No.40898220
Anonymous No.40898602 >>40899005 >>40900166
>>40862026
I dont drink
Anonymous No.40898618 >>40904606
>>40896410
agreed. but there's still nice areas in long beach. I personally love the beach, so I guess I just have a soft spot for the general area. Agreed with everything else you said.

>>40896577
If you didn't intend to celebrate then I guess it's no problem.
Anonymous No.40899005
>>40898602
Nonalcoholic apple cider is just as great. I wish Dunkin still sold it.
Anonymous No.40899281 >>40900199
>>40883623
Naw. You can be Roland from The Dark Tower Series. The Gunslinger is a cool as fuck character.
ChatTDG_V5 !!Z0MA/4gprbd No.40899521
>>40894446

IΒ΄ll better go consult my local herbal witch about this.

>pic

Nice trick for a party drink!! Especially if you wanna dress up as mad scientist for this year. pH indicator, the lemon slice gave it away. Could make for a cool effect. ;)
Anonymous No.40900166 >>40900199
>>40898602
I'm not the one looking for a costume. That being said
>Roland from The Dark Tower Series
is much more specific than
>roland
so legally speaking, OP can, if he wishes, henceforth adopt your cool-as-fuck Roland in lieu of any other Roland defined heretofore.
Anonymous No.40900199
>>40900166
kek, meant for >>40899281
Anonymous No.40900522
>>40861717 (OP)
I was in the grocery store yesterday, and noticed they were already selling candy for Halloween. I thought, "What the fuck are they doing putting it out now in fucking August?"
The "unseasonableness and commercialization" of it pissed me off, like how Christmas and Easter stuff comes out earlier and earlier every year.
Then I remembered this thread, and...I've changed my mind a bit...at least for Halloween.
Anonymous No.40900598
>>40861717 (OP)
Damn, time to get in shape. I like superhero costumes, gotta look the part.
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Anonymous No.40901680
>>40896577
well, it could be an interesting experience
Anonymous No.40901724
>>40862319
It's time
Anonymous No.40901746
>>40896869
it's same for me, love completely the aesthetic. And i think everyone here feels the same
Anonymous No.40901762
>>40885345
>1 panel comic
>funny
This is the stuff.
Anonymous No.40901770
>>40898157
based
Anonymous No.40901801 >>40901809 >>40912771 >>40917569
>>40898157
>https://pastebin.com/g5eHDWmn
>404
Anonymous No.40901809
>>40901801
worry not, in a few weeks surely there will be another pastebin
Anonymous No.40901932
>>40861717 (OP)
Shit's getting spooky up in here
Anonymous No.40902201
https://

gifcities.org/search?q=Halloween+&offset=0&page_size=200

Have your pick
Anonymous No.40902685 >>40903056 >>40903231 >>40907137
Just curious. Do you get worried from being called pedo for luring kids with candies?
Anonymous No.40903056
>>40902685
Not really. Halloween for some is all about giving and getting candy. As long as you aren’t being really weird you’ll be fine.
Anonymous No.40903231
>>40902685
I keep all the candy to myself, so no.
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Anonymous No.40904606 >>40905313 >>40906250
>>40898618
If you want a low key very nice beach area undisturbed by the ghettos search seal beach. Its not too far from LB. Ill delete this once you reply. Ive been going there since I was a toddler
Anonymous No.40904671
Halloween Drive
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1NaN4lPrX-LylvZKm22KAvFVXQprx6wiS
Anonymous No.40905313
>>40904606
I've been there plenty of times. That one is nice. I think the only beach I've yet to go to is malibu. Honestly, I think santa monica is trashier than long beach imo. But then again, that's probably due to the fact that it's a heavy tourist spot, so it tends to invite people with little concern to their environment.
Anonymous No.40906101
>>40890418
https://youtu.be/zqvunA9gOFU?si=BrW1YZlwzVUcIWbg
Anonymous No.40906250
>>40904606
Seal beach is not a secret. You Californians crack me up.
Anonymous No.40906941 >>40908928 >>40910955 >>40911009 >>40916107 >>40916335 >>40919844
Dangerously based thread. What childhood books do you most associate with Halloween? For me it was

>Scary Stories To Tell In the Dark trilogy
>Little Giant Book of True Ghost Stories
>Nightmare Hour by RL Stine
>Scary Stories For Stormy Nights
>I Spy Spooky Night
Anonymous No.40907137
>>40902685
well... not for luring kids with candies
Anonymous No.40907804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUm6duVb_Wg
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Anonymous No.40908618
>>40890418
https://youtu.be/BfFYG47CRwg
it's that time of the year again
when the kids are out and about
halloween costumes are foreplay
for the lecherous manic molester
Anonymous No.40908675
>>40896826
>I can take way longer breaks because noone notices I'm gone + I get my work done really fast so they'd have no reason to yell at me anyway
I envy you
I used to have the same job as you, but all managers in my town seem to have a broomstick in their asses because they spend their entire shift making sure nobody's just hanging. If there was nothing to be done they'd make something up like changing all products in two shelves with one another for no reason, then a few days later change it back.
Anonymous No.40908928
>>40906941
>>Scary Stories To Tell In the Dark trilogy
These are the only ones I recall as a child.
Anonymous No.40909777 >>40919836
>>40873727
>>40873857
Are you actually retarded, or just brainwashed by another religion
Anonymous No.40910169 >>40912055
>>40879002
What if this was the animal the Egyptians based set on?
Anonymous No.40910955
>>40906941
Berenstein Bears Halloween. The Franklin one too. But that was more my little brothers.
Anonymous No.40911009
>>40906941
Best Halloween book; best Halloween cartoon.
Anonymous No.40912055
>>40910169
Lots of people dress as mummies for Halloween so I think you're on to something there.
Anonymous No.40912195 >>40918211
just today in one local market
Anonymous No.40912215 >>40918211 >>40929777
Also this in the bakery section
Anonymous No.40912287
>>40861717 (OP)
Dammit. No spooky greentext threads or creepy pastas. BAKA
Anonymous No.40912771 >>40917569
>>40901801
Anonymous No.40912998
>>40861717 (OP)
>Watch this every season.
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Anonymous No.40914051
>>40885345
ha
Anonymous No.40914367 >>40915175
>>40864794
I screamed

>Also /x/
What do (You) think about AI generated slop this halloween?
Anonymous No.40915175 >>40915990
>>40914367
>What do (You) think about AI generated slop this halloween?
AI is AI is AI. Creative AI "slop" is often the result of an author fundamentally misunderstanding the limitations of his chosen tool and/or overestimating his own creativity. For art and shit, AI is - at minimum - likely about as disruptive as the camera, but it's still so novel that we've yet to reliably differentiate Ansel Adams from Uncle Bill and his vacation photos.
Anonymous No.40915990
>>40915175
Forgot to add - I've never had an issue with a pinch of AI slop ITT, but people who knowingly post AI slop almost invariably post *way* too much of that shit.
Anonymous No.40916107
>>40906941
The Ghost House Publishing books, and the Haunted Canada series
Anonymous No.40916289
>>40879563
Based Hot Cocoa Enjoyer
Anonymous No.40916335
>>40906941
The children’s book version of Feathertop.
Anonymous No.40916337
>>40861717 (OP)
Time to start watching Supernatural and searching for magic in my favorite parks
Anonymous No.40916593 >>40916598
Gonna go down this alley, what could possibly go wrong?
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>>40916593
Anonymous No.40917515 >>40918498
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>>40901801
>>40912771

is this Croc?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuOVACCCJ_A
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Anonymous No.40918211
>>40912195
lol saw similar stuff at liverpool
>>40912215
not exactly halloween but still cool btw
>no muertitos
lame
Anonymous No.40918498 >>40919447
>>40917515
What's this from?
Anonymous No.40919070 >>40919257 >>40919447
>last year
>Missed out on haunted houses entirely because life bullshit got in the way
>This year
>Got a fucking spine cancer diagnosis and need to walk with a cane now
I just want to go to the local Fucking Haunted Houses. I wonder if they'll let you hobble in on a peg leg or if they think it's some kind of liability. (They're pretty clear about "no wheelchairs" and keeping our anyone who's going to fall down and sue) Also have to worry about missing Renaissance Faire season for the same reason.
On the other hand, my short term disability leave ends on Oct 31st. That might give me more time to enjoy the season properly. Even in my current state I want to try some Halloween baking projects (skull cake, pumpkin pies) and I'll probably help my friends throw a party. Love decorating.
Anonymous No.40919208 >>40922140
excited for this year's pumpkins. these are the best I've ever grown
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>>40919070
>Got a fucking spine cancer diagnosis and need to walk with a cane now

Yeah I'd say go throw a Halloween party with friends, you've definitely earned this one after this amount of bullshiterry.
Not Stuck in ur head now No.40919280
>>40861717 (OP)
Anonymous No.40919310
>>40864776
>oh they made the weapon smell of pumpkin spice!
Anonymous No.40919447
>>40918498
Not sure. Maybe someone else knows.
>>40919070
>>Got a fucking spine cancer diagnosis and need to walk with a cane now
>I just want to go to the local Fucking Haunted Houses. I wonder if they'll let you hobble in on a peg leg or if they think it's some kind of liability.
Theoretically, you could sneak in with a Dr. House costume. Sorry about the cancer, though - shit's way too dreadful for it to be as common as it is. The best thing you can do is deny it your misery by enjoying yourself, which already sounds like your most immediate priority. Bake some cool shit and party, homie.
Anonymous No.40919836
>>40909777
the first one is just factually true, what are you retarded?
Anonymous No.40919844 >>40921606
>>40906941
>I am just like you fellow poster
>frog image
>information gathering question
Anonymous No.40919871
>>40861717 (OP)
Anonymous No.40920230 >>40927657
So, what are you guys watching in October? Don't have a list made up yet (waiting for Hooptober to drop) but plan to watch Trick Or Treat (in honor of Ozzy) and Island of Dr. Moreau (Bad film, but in honor of Val Kilmer)
Anonymous No.40921606 >>40928870
>>40919844
>>frog image
that's clearly a pumpkin
Anonymous No.40921748 >>40921769 >>40926733
I feel like the main thing that would motivate me to raise my kids in a house in the suburbs would be having the opportunity to decorate a yard with halloween decorations again. Decorating my studio apartment in the city doesn't feel the same (although maybe it would if I went totally crazy with it instead of just doing some plastic skulls)
Anonymous No.40921769
>>40921748
I get what you mean. I mean I don't have kids, but I have restricted space where I'm at so only so much decorating I can do, but as someone who loves Dolls and Models and Dioramas I've been having fun setting up Halloweeny scenes myself. It's a fun way to do a scaled "big" Halloween display/scene :3
Anonymous No.40922140 >>40922147 >>40922796
>>40919208
They look healthy. I planted pumpkins this year but I think I planted them too late, even though they sprouted right away. Have you grown 'kins before?
Anonymous No.40922147 >>40922367
>>40922140
When did you seed them?
Anonymous No.40922367 >>40931401
>>40922147
Maybe two weeks ago, but they're already showing their masculinity. It's good soil and good weather, and they only drink the finest rainwater. Midwest. Hot and humid. Any tips you can give?
Anonymous No.40922796
>>40922140
I grow some every year but I usually only get 1-5 good ones. This year I have about 20 and counting
Anonymous No.40923027 >>40928309
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>>40861717 (OP)
>>40873727
I reject satan and all his works.
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Anonymous No.40926685
Bump for great justice; Don't you die on me you motherfucker!
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Anonymous No.40926733 >>40928467 >>40930725 >>40932972
>>40921748
I will consider my life a failure if I never find a Queen Anne Victorian to live in and decorate the shit out of it for Halloween. (Although I'll probably have it be dark burgundy painted with gargoyles year round, knowing me)
That said living in a city must be more fun, but the idea of having an Addams family house of my own, oh man. I guess I need a wife and kid too, otherwise you feel a bit silly.
>>40924760
Look at that. The best style in the world.
Anonymous No.40926838
>>40890418
Misfits (any of it, though I prefer the Glenn Danzig stuff)
Anonymous No.40926867 >>40927133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCsE7Vr_twU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5T9G2Ldaxk
Best cartoon network show. Sorry Courage bros.
Anonymous No.40927133
>>40926867
>Grim Adventures
>Courage
kek now that I think about it, I'm certain early '00s cartoon network programming had a heavy influence on my preference for halloween
Anonymous No.40927657
>>40920230
always Over The Garden Wall and the Headless Horseman
Anonymous No.40928309 >>40928420
>>40923027
Normieween lol gay a
Anonymous No.40928420
>>40928309
f
Anonymous No.40928467 >>40937810
>>40926733
>Look at that. The best style in the world.
Anonymous No.40928870
>>40921606
Would
Anonymous No.40929511
>>40890418
If you have Spotify I highly recommend the Halloween Classical Playlist. Stuff like danse macabre really sets the tone. There's also a good collection of classical instrumentals from movies on there which help balance it out.

For a complete 180 I do enjoy some lofi music that has spooky or Halloween elements. Most lofi music is just shoved into very long compilations to play in the background. If you look up Halloween lofi on YouTube you'll get the right results.
Anonymous No.40929568 >>40935996
>>40861717 (OP)
The thing I love about Halloween is how it's truly an American phenomenon and principally a suburban / rural one. City cucks can get bent, trunk or treating seems like it truly blows.

I grew up both in rural neighborhoods where we'd have long walks to neighboring houses and homesteads. Almost all the decorations folksy and rustic, homemade. One year we even used my friend's older brothers pickup truck to drive from driveway to driveway to acquire the most candy as possible.

My later childhood I grew up in an apartment complex in a very affluent and suburban town. My apartment didn't do Halloween so I took to my friend's neighborhoods of endless suburbia and plastic decorations bought at department stores. Both time periods equally as enjoyable.

Halloween is an amalgamation of various cultural entities and feelings that are truly American. I think we naturally have an inclination for the macabre during Autumn, the season of death, but the rituals of Halloween is something only really achievable thanks to the mixing of culture that happened in 20th century American small towns. Enjoy it while it lasts bros
Anonymous No.40929700 >>40934000
We need to start the "it's ok to be white generals" again and spam them until Halloween all over here and /pol
Anonymous No.40929777 >>40932946
>>40912215

>Not real muertos in the pan
:(
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>>40926733
I'm torn. Mansard is more aesthetic but also tends to be less interesting.
Anonymous No.40931401
>>40922367
I’m sure they’ll do ok. Keep us updated!
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Anonymous No.40932946
>>40929777
not in the super market
Anonymous No.40932972
>>40926733
>That said living in a city must be more fun

Halloween in a big city usually has two selling points:

1. Themed raves full of college girls dressed up like the slutty version of children's cartoon characters
2. A dedicated Halloween supply store that's open year round for some reason

But other than that the vibes are all off. Need a spacious smalltown suburb with old houses & actual woods always not too far in the distance. In the city everything's too brightly lit, there's always a 24 hour Bahn Mi shop or something in your peripheral vision that totally kills the atmosphere
Anonymous No.40932984 >>40933065
>>40919211
Anonymous No.40933065
>>40932984
is this real?
Anonymous No.40933088
>>40890418
shoegaze
Anonymous No.40934000
>>40929700
this one?
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>>40935321
Based. Downloaded the book today. Gonna read all the stories.
Anonymous No.40935996 >>40936414
>>40929568
Appreciate the tale, fren. You dont know what ya got, till it's gone, as they say.
Anonymous No.40936414
>>40935996
>You dont know what ya got, till it's gone, as they say.
Trvke. Hug your pumpkins tight, anons. There's nothing scarier than the throes of adulthood.
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Anonymous No.40937519 >>40937543 >>40937591
>>40880348
I posted this 10 days ago at 12:45am and then three days before that was 88 days until Halloween but that was posted at 6:54pm which is a difference of 20 hours, so 88 days minus 3 days, is 88(0)-87(1)-86(2)-85(3) days, minus 10 days is 75 days. minus 20 hours equals 75 days and 20 hours.
but this message was posted at 7:36pm which means I either add or subtract 7 hours and a half, so either it's 75 or 76 days left until halloween.
but if I look up the halloween countdown it says 72 days. which is a big fucking difference. People don't appreciate when they are trying to plan and find out all the dates are wrong, so do I plan out 72 days or 75 or 76??
why is it so difficult to know when bullshit is
Anonymous No.40937543 >>40937591
>>40937519
or no wait I subtract 20 hours to get 74 days and 4 hours, then I subtract 12+8 hours (20) hours to get 73 days and 8 hours. okay that's not as far bad I guess. you know what I'm able to just eyeball that and plan for both 72 and 73 days out will be halloween, and you better believe I'm celeb both of them lol
Anonymous No.40937591
>>40937519
>>40937543
Anonymous No.40937699 >>40938317
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ZUuXbbzXKgCinTDdxx7TXh_sbaFCYeyN
Anonymous No.40937810
>>40928467
Spectacular
spooky maker guy No.40938317 >>40939522
just sold this fella, I'll miss him.

>>40937699
this drive helped me on many a flight, so much great stuff
spooky maker guy No.40938322 >>40939522
one of my favorite recent creations, it's a flatwoods monster ventriloquist puppet. his eyes turn on and off, head moves around and jaw opens and closes. plus arms can be operated with bars.
spooky maker guy No.40938327 >>40938344 >>40942174
you DO have the official /x/ halloween theme loaded up, RIGHT?!
Anonymous No.40938344 >>40938831
>>40938327
DANGER! This makes deadly chlorine gas!!
spooky maker guy No.40938831
>>40938344
only if you forget to shoop the woop
Anonymous No.40939326
>>40861717 (OP)
>only 90 days
what a stupid thing to say. translated to dayhours it would be like saying its almost time to go to bed when you are still 6 hours away from it.
(90days=3months; 1year=12months; 12/3=4; 1/4 of a year away from samhain; consequently: 1day = 24h; 1/4 of a day = 24/4 = 6h, 6 hours is a significant chunk of time, no one would proclaim to be close to some event in time during the day when there are still 6 hours to go)
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>>40938317
>>40938322
do you have an etsy or something similar? those are awesome.
Anonymous No.40941412
>>40861717 (OP)
bump
Anonymous No.40941601
>>40864776
Their spray chemicals here to dry out the forest ans help the giant forest fire spread.
Anonymous No.40942174
>>40938327
Link a pastebin that's still up and I'll get right on it.
Anonymous No.40943006 >>40945137
>>40939382
Heh
Anonymous No.40943087
>>40935321
Cozy
Anonymous No.40943235
new cuz image limit
>>40943228
>>40943228
>>40943228
Anonymous No.40945137
>>40943006
truly frigthening when the engine symbol flashes up. you will never financially recover from this.